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Modesty ot Greatness. [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

Modesty ot Greatness. “You are Mr. Bonis, the' celebrated short story writer, are you not’.' ’ “Well, I am a story writer, and I’m celebrated for being always short, When doctors disagree, drink Gilt Edge -whisky and let them fight it oufr Wichman, Lutgen & C 0.,, Alameda, Cal.

Publication Title: Lompoc Journal
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“Financed.” [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

“Financed.” “Deah me,” Miss Mabala, who’s d® swell gemmeu wot don’ tuk yo’ out walkin’?” “Dat gemmen ? He’s de one what is financed tub me, Mistah Jolmsing.”— Baltimore American.

Publication Title: Lompoc Journal
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Reporting Progress. [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

Reporting Progress. “How is your boy at college getting llong with his language studies? “He’s keeping just about even. He bM unlearned English and learned how to calk baseball.”

Publication Title: Lompoc Journal
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Impressions [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

Impressions Sharpson—l haven’t much acquaintance with Spunjall, but I’m not favorably Impressed with him. How does he strike you? PhlatZ —For a V generally. Louis Hieb, formerly of Camden, N. J., la now in charge of the Y. M. C. A. work in Colombo, Island of Ceylon. In France for the privilege of wearing men’s trousers the government charges women a tax of about $lO.

Publication Title: Lompoc Journal
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Walk n Crack? [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

Walk n Crack? Most men cannot walk in a -straight line with their eyes open, and none ever lived that could do so with his eyes shut. Try it. it is an aged saying Chat a man follows his nose, and there never was a nose since Adam that stood straight in front of a face. All of us are afilicted with either slnistrotorslon or dextrotorsion that is, in walking we veer either to the left or to the right. It cannot be helped. Set up two posts on the lawn and bet a million that no man or woman in the crowd can walk from one to the other without aufraetudsity. There’s a swell word for yon. Aufractuosity—that’s whore you get a wiggle on —walk wab-bly.—-'Bangor (Mo.) Nows.

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Sam's Oocsiimtion. [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

Sam's Oocsiimtion. Comedian —What has become of your brother Sam? Sweet Singer—Brother Sam? Oh, he is a “beauty doctor.” Makes real blondes in twenty minutes. Cotnedlau —Blondes, eh? H'm! 1 suppose he is doing a fair business.

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Then She’d Get 3t. [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

Then She’d Get 3t. “I wish 1 know a sure way to get fat,” said the delicate young woman. “Nt roll you.” promptly replied the young housewife: "just send an order to your bnlcher for loan meat.” — Philadelphia Press.

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PILES CURED IN 6 TO 16 DAYS. [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

PILES CURED IN 6 TO 16 DAYS. PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6to 14 days or money refunded. 50c.

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And More. [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

And More. “It takes fortitude to enable us to bear the trials of life,” remarked the moraiizer. “Yes,” rejoined the demoralizer, “and in many cases it takes tifti and even -ii.fi tilde."

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joy. [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

joy. The greatest joy, You may depend, Is just to get A dividend'. —Detroit Free Press.

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Uncle Jerry. [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

Uncle Jerry. “Don’t be too hard on the man who ja always telling you ids troubles,” said. Uncle Jerry Peebles. “Perhaps it's the only comfort in life fhe poor fellow has'.” In the south of France wine is now sold by the baif hour. On payment of two cents one can go into a wine cellai and stay there for half an hour.

Publication Title: Lompoc Journal
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ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS. [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS. Everything bites in this world but the fish. How kind people are to the man who is going to die. Just as the world begins to admire a man, he breaks out in vanity. A man’s word may be as good as his bond, and yet have no special value. Man Is disposed to believe ttiat while he helps others, no one ever helps him. There are no two sides to a question If" you are deeply enough ested.It looks as well for a man to chew tobacco as it does for a woman to chew gum. We have more, fear of a little drunken man than we are of two big sober men. A girl doesn't seem to mind workng for a living, if she gets married to do it. Every year after a woman gets a little old, diminishes her patience with the new styles. Old styles are coming back in love stories. Here of late the heroine is Poor but a Perfect Lady. It Is better to be a poor woman than a poor man, for a poor woman can always lay the blame on a man. People are not doing as much work as they formerly did, and the work...

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UNFAMILIAR FACTS. [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

UNFAMILIAR FACTS. In the Satenahi district of interior Africa the natives make use of footstools. Edwin Anthony, in an article published in the Chess Players’ Chronicle, computed approximately that the number of ways of playing only the first ten moves on each side is 109,518.829,100.044.000. After having been In commission for sixty-six years, the stage line between Westport and New Bedford, Mass., has been discontinued, having been usurped by the suburban trolley lines. A judge, in delivering the prizes the other day in Queen’s hall, London, to successful students, in one of the large typewriting schools, expressed his regret that there was no “kiss sign” on the keyboard of typewriting machines Not less than 370,000,000 pounds of copper wire were in use on the telephone lines in America last year. This year there is expected an increase of 53.000. pounds. Considerable quantities of copper are used In the manufacture of brass for telephone instruments. At one time the bailiff iu ch...

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PROVERBS AND PHRASES. [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

PROVERBS AND PHRASES. Bad ware is never cheap.—French. * Modesty is the beauty of women.— Irish. A noble life before a long.—Shake speare. No man Is wise at all times. —Pliny the Elder. Were it not for hope the heart would break —Irish. Where the thread is weakest, 11 breaks. —French. Nevfir strike a wife, even with e flower. —Hindoo. Burdens become light wheu cheerfully borne. —Ovid. Misery acquaints a-man with strange bedfellows.—Shakespeare. More hats are taken off for clothes than for person. —Danish. He conquers twice who restrains himself in .'victory.—Syrus. Man’s clitef wisdom consists in knowing his father. —Rochefoucauld.

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OLD-TIME SAYINGS. [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

OLD-TIME SAYINGS. Break your apron string, your lover Is thinking of you. Drop a slice of bread and butter, a hungry visitor will come. Meet a man with a wooden leg, you may expect a surprise very soon. Have to or scratch your nose, you will be irritated by something. Break your needle when sewing a garment, you will live to wear it out. Eat. goose on Michaelmas day you tvlll have plenty of money throughout the year. Your right hand itches, you will pay out money, if the left, you will receive either mouey or a letter.

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Cause for Harry. [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

Cause for Harry. “I understand they were married in haste.’’ “Yes: they told the minister to hurry because there was only a little gasoline left in their automobile, and they were twenty miles from home.”—New York Town Topics.

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Double Quick, [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

Double Quick, Gunner —You say he has several run ning accounts in this town. Why doik’l bis debtors collect them? Guyer—They can’t. He runs fastei than the account'"

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The Hopeful One. [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

The Hopeful One. “Sorry, old man,” said Goodley. “You haven’t got a job yet, eh?” “No,” replied Sunnyman, “but I guess my luck’ll change pretty soon.” “Still hopeful, eh?” “Yes, something’s bound to turn up, if it’s only jpy toes.” —Philadelphia Press. The acting British consul at Chungking, China, has sent to the board of trade a sample of vegetable asbetos, which is slated to bo bullet-oroof.

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Wager of Bottle. [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

Wager of Bottle. In ISI7 one Richard Thornton, called to the bar of the king's bench charged with the murder of Mary Askford, in open court threw down his glove and defied his accuser, whereupon there was a pretty to-do. Wager of battle, it was supposed, had died a natural death in the dark ages, but Lord Ellenborough, after much consultation of precedent, held that it was still the law of and ordered a field to be prepared. Thornton’s accused thereupon declining combat, the prisoner was discharged. Next year Parliament passed an act abolishing this privilege of appeal to the strong right arm.

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Sorry He A sited. [Newspaper Article] — Lompoc Journal — 8 February 1908

Sorry He A sited. "Here is the red parlor carpet,” said the housewife. "It is called the ‘skidoo’ carpt” “Dat’s a queer name for a carpet, lady,” replied Sandy Pikes, as he munched the hand-out “Why is it called ‘skidoo?’ ” "Beat it.” —Chicago News-

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