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Awkward Blander. [Newspaper Article] — Highland Park Herald — 12 May 1906
Awkward Blander. First Promoter —How are you getting along with that new suburb you opened up last summer? Second Promoter—We’ve had an unlucky backset. The man we intrusted with the work of laying the pavements and cement sidewalks misunderstood the instructions, and we have just found out that he did a first-class job, at double the expense we had counted on."
(100 kKWA£}> tioo [Newspaper Article] — Highland Park Herald — 12 May 1906
(100 kKWA£}&gt; tioo The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there le at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure In all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Rail’s Catarrh Cure la ths only positive ours known ts tbs medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease, requires a constitutional treatment. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby da. stroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up she constitution and as. stating nature in doing Its work. The proprletore have so much faith In Its curative powers, that they offer one hundred dollars for any case that It fail* to oure. Send for (let of testimonial*. Address. F. J. CHENEY A CO., Ta. tado. Ohio. Sold by all druggist, 71 cents Take Hall’s Family Pills for Constipation. - ——:
PROVERBS FROM THE DANISH. [Newspaper Article] — Highland Park Herald — 12 May 1906
PROVERBS FROM THE DANISH. 2 "** One would ratber be bitten by wolves than by abeep. Fair words please the tool, and sometimes tbs wise. A min does not always aim at wbat be means to bit You may cook In small pots as well as In large ones. When the tree (alls every one runs to gather sticks. —- He who lives without restraint will die without honor. Be who would seek revenge must be pn bis own guard. Unworthy Offspring brag tbe most of their worthy descent You may light another’s candle at ymrrown without loss. —~- He who tastes every man’s broth often bums his mouth. Tbe tooth often bites the tongue, and yet they keep together. . While the great bells are ringing no one bears the little ones. When there Is room In the heart there Is room In the bouse. Shame comes to no man unless he himself help It on the way. Speak little of your 111 luck, and boast not of your good luck. Tbe sky la not tbe less blue because the blind man does not see It Despise not a small wound. A poor kinsman or ...
ot Science. [Newspaper Article] — Highland Park Herald — 12 May 1906
ot Science. It is general); supposed that Prof. Garner 1s the first man to study what has come to be called the speech o( monkeys. As a matter of fact, the honor belongs to Sir Richard Burton, the famous orientalist, who translated the “Thousand and One Nights.” Lady Burton tells In her biography of her distinguished husband that Sir Richard believed firmly In monkey speech: that he had forty apes continually with him for several years, and tha' he had written down a monkey vocab ularly of- sixty words. This vocabulary, unfortunately, was lost. Prof. Garner can make a strange monkey drink by saying a certain word, knd with another word he can make It eat. and with another word he can frighten IL But Sir Richard Burton could do all these things, too. His vocabularly. furthermore, was larger than Prof. Career's. Ernst Haeckel. the great German scientist, Is In hearty sympathy with the study of the monkey language. He says he believes firmly that such language exists.
– Ain’t It t Shame) [Newspaper Article] — Highland Park Herald — 12 May 1906
- Ain’t It t Shame) ’’According to this paper,” said tha philosopher, “a first-class giraffe can’t be purchased for leas than $25,000. No wonder money is scarce. Now, if a capitalist waa to invest in a few giraffes, it would put thousands of dollars in circulation; but, you see, few men care to pay that price, consequently their money lies idle. What this country needs at the present stage of the game is cheaper giraffes.”
Reform Needed. [Newspaper Article] — Highland Park Herald — 12 May 1906
Reform Needed. “Senator,” asked the reporter, “is there likely to be any reform legislation in the near future?” "Probably not,” answered the eminent statesman, “but the conviction is growing that there aught to be a change in the form of administering tbs oath in courts of Justice.” - “In what respect?” “Well, it is felt that a witness should be sworn merely to tell the truth and noth'ng but the truth. Telling the whole truth is not only unnecessary "in most cases, bat is sometlmss highly injudicious.” ,
Lovesick, Perhaps. [Newspaper Article] — Highland Park Herald — 12 May 1906
Lovesick, Perhaps. Suiitbiuski—l notice Dr. Singleton ban been culling at the home of that young widow almost every day for a week. She must be pretty sick. Brownovich—Not sick; only pretty. Mothers will Usd Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup the bent remedy to use (or their children daring the teething period.
Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 [Newspaper Article] — Highland Park Herald — 12 May 1906
AN EVERY-DAY STRUGGLE. Men and Women of Every Occupation Suffer Miseries From Kidney Complaint. J. C. Llghtner, 703 So. Cedar St., Atllene, Kansas, is one of the thousands who suffer from kidney troubles brought on by daily work. “I first noticed it eight or ten years ago,” said Mr. Lightner. “The dull pain in the back fairly made me sick. It was hard to get up or down, hard to do any work that brought a strain on the back. I had frequent attacks of gravel and the urine was passed too often and with pain. When. I Used Doan’s Kidney Pills, however, all traces of the trouble disappeared and has not returned, I am certainly grateful." “ Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo N. Y. W. L. Douglas ’3= &amp; *3= SHOES™. *• L. Douglas 94.00 Gilt Edge Line cannot be equalled at any price. SHOES ALU PRICES m J a THE WORLD fo/r *&lt; 4s *USH» Ssa =! * jui Y4«l i»f«; Capital *2,500000 MAKES A OES F IK THE m WIBVI VIS m mum* VTVIIUpi tin nnn REWARD to an...
Page 7 Advertisements Column 2 [Newspaper Article] — Highland Park Herald — 12 May 1906
2®k m m R slhe GREATEST OF ALL TONICS ingredients that enter into S. S. S. and the method of comDining and preparing them so that they build up and strengthen .every part of the body, make it the greatest of all tonics. S. S. S. is nature’s . remedy PURELY VEGETABLE— ;and while it is restoring the lost appetite, overcoming that tired, run-down feeling, and other ailments common to Spring, which warn us tha,ttt is. necessary to take a tonic, it is purifying the blood of all poisons and waste matters so that it can supply to the system the strength and nourishment it needs to keep it in perfect condition during the depressing summer mouths that are to follow. Spring is the season when most every AN EFFORT TO PULL THROUGH THE DAY, one used a. S. 8. quite extensively and unhesitatingly recommend it as the best blood purifier and tonic made. « ■!' am a machinist by. trade and at one time my systern was so run down that by 10 o’clock every day 1 would be completely exhausted, and It was w...
Page 7 Advertisements Column 3 [Newspaper Article] — Highland Park Herald — 12 May 1906
Blood Humors Commonly cause pimples, boils, hives, or salt rheum, or some other forpi of eruption; but sometimes they exist In the system. Indicated by feelings of weakness, languor, loss of appetite, or general debility, without causing.any breaking out. Hood’s Sarsaparilla expels them, renovates, strengthens and tones the whole system. This is the testimony of thousands annually. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Is peculiar to itself. Accept no substitute, but insist on having Hood’s and get it today. Liquid or tablets, 100 Doses One Dollar. FITS Permanently Cured. Mp fits or nerv--1 1 ■ ** ousness after first day’s use of Dr Kline’s Great Nerve Restorer. Send fo FREE $2.00 trial bottle and treatise. DR R. H. KLINE, Ltd., 03* Arch St., Philadelphia. Pa. To Break In Mew Shoes,' Always shake In Allan’s Foot-Ossa, a powder. It cures hot. sweating, aching, swollen feet Cures Corns. Ingrowlow Nalls and Bunions. At all Drurfftsts and Shoe stores. J6c. Don’t aooegt any substitute. Sample mailed FRIO....
Page 7 Advertisements Column 4 [Newspaper Article] — Highland Park Herald — 12 May 1906
MlttO STATES SENATOR FteOM SOUTH CAROLINA PRAISES PE-RU-NA. vx. I sj Ex-Senator M. C. Butler. Q lasHasasasasHSESc^^csassHs Dyspepsia is Often Caused by Catarrh of the Stomach—Peruna Relieves Catarrh of ihe Stomach and Is Therefore a Remedy for Dyspepsia. Hon. M. C. Butler, Ex-U. 8. Senator from South Carolina for two terms, in a letter from Washington, D. C., writes to the Peruna Medicine Co., as follower - - “I can recommend Peruna for dyspepala and stomach trouble. I have been using your medicine for a short period and ■ feel very much relieved. It is Indeed a wonderful medicine, besides a good tonic." CATARRH of the stomach is the correct name for most cases of dyspepsia. In order to cure catarrh of the stomach the catarrh must be eradicated. . Only an internal catarrh remedy, such as Pervna, is available. Peruna exactly meets the indications. One Privilege of the Rich. “What would you do If you wero rich?” asked the New York man. ; “Well,” replied the man from Chicago, “I s’pose...