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When She Began To Think. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 15 April 1914
When She Began To Think. "Biddy," said Pat timidly, "did ye Iver think o' marryin'?" "Shure now," said Biddy, looking de murely at her shoe--"shurd now, the subject has niver entered me mind at all. at all." "It's sorry, O am," said Pat, and he turned away. "Wan minute, Pat," said Biddy soft ly. "Ye've set me thlnkin'." The ignorance of the masses on ar tistic matters is appalling (said Mr. Walter Emanuel, speaking at a dis cussion on "Execution in Literature and Painting" at the Authors' Club recently). He was-passing through one exhi bition recently 'when he saw a group of persons. One of them said, "Is it a droring?" The reply was, "No, stupid, it's an itching." A third Derson interrupted and said, "No, you are .both wrong; it's a pas tilie."
KITCHEN WRINKLES. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 15 April 1914
KITCHEN WRINKLES. A strong solution of borax poured down sinks and drains will banish of fonsive smells. A little ground almonds mixed through a fruit cake will prevent the fruit sinking to the bottom. If you want to heat a flat-iron in your room, a tin plate over the gas jet will enable you to heat the iron ;vice as quickly. Before blanching almond: soak tlhemn for two or three minutes in bolingu water; the skin will then slip oft quite easily. Scorch marks on lineu may be re moved by rubbing with a froes:-cut snioe, the garment being aftervards soaked in cold water. To stop hiccough, give the pa:tient a teaspoonful of granulated sugar and vinegar. If this does not afford in stant relief, repeat the dose. When boiling any kind of green3. use sugar in place of soda, which gives the greens a much better flavor, but they then require a little longer cooking. To "break in a new pen point quick ly. dip it in ink andl hold it in the flame of a lighted match for a second. Wipe and dry wit...
THE FLAW. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 15 April 1914
THE FLAW. Within the church a chant ascends, The flower-decked aisle divides The bridegroom's relations and friends From those that are the bride's. And he is there, a stalwart youth Of manly charm possessed. And she, a prize in very truth, In pearly satin dressed. The vows are made, the prize is his, Yes, really his, at last! But as he claims the nuptial kiss His brow is overcast And when the Joybells peal on high, When wine and speeches flow, There comes into his sparkling eye A furtive look of woe. Beside him sits his chosen bride, In his she slips her hand, But though she £miles on him in pride She does not understand. His hidden anguish, though acute, Must all alone be borne The toecap of his patent boot Is pressing on a corn. -Jessie Pope.
THE LOST LAKE OF GOLD. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 15 April 1914
THE LOST LAKE OF GOLD. Somewhere in north-western Ari zona-the precise whereabouts is now a matter of conjecture-is a lake of gold formed by Nature. On Decem ber 13, 1838, a party of gold-seekers,. twenty-two men in all, were prospect ing in north-western Arizona when they came ulpon a band of nomad Apaclhes, who lad with them consid erable gold, in the shape of nuggets and dust. After many pressing ques tions as to where they had obtained it, a Ilalf-bred Mexican volunteered to guide the white men to the spot for a consideration. iHe led them three hundred miles over a wild and desert country, to a spot near the head waters of the Gila river, where there were three mountain peaks in the form tof a triangle. Here was a dried-up lake, the ancient bed a jumble of nuggets and gold-dust. The prospectors shov elled £40,000 worth into sacks, and twelve of them set out with It to Fort Yuma. They never reached Yuma, however, for they were am bushed and killed by Apaches In a defile since kn...
Let It Go at That. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 15 April 1914
Let It Go at That. A lady who is a district visitor be came much interested in a very poor, but apparently respectable, Irish fam ily named Curran, living on the top floor of a great building in a slum dis trict of her parish. Every time she visited the Currans the was annoyed by the staring and whispering of the other women living in the building. One day she said to Mrs. Curran: "Your neighbors seem very curlous to know who and what I am, andl the nature of my business with you." "They do," acquiesced Mrs. Curran. "Do they ask you about it?" "Indade they do, ma'am." "And do you tell them?" "Fafth, then, I do not." "What do you tell them" "Ga ioust tell them," was the calm reply, "that you are me dressmaker, an' clet it go at that."
MAKING THE BISHOP LAUGH. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 15 April 1914
MAKING THE BISHOP LAUGH. Probably one of the prettiest com pliments ever paid to the fair sex was that contained in the answer made by Dr. Potter, Bishop of New York, who was once asked by a lady why, in the many pictures and studies of angels exhibited, the angels were always de picted either as women or as young men without beards or moustaches. "Everyone knows," replied the Bishop, "that women naturally inherit the Kingdom of Heaven, but men only get in by a very close shave." This story is related by the Rev. T. Selby Henrey, ricar of St. George (Brentford), whose little volume, en titled "Attic Salt," provides many an illustration of the fact that wit and appreciation of humor are not the least prominent characteristics of lead ing divines. He tells a story of the late Dr. Creighton, who once received a book from a second-rate author, to whom he replied by post, "I thank you very much for forwarding to me your book, and I promise you faithfully that I will not lose any time In ...
Tamed by a Threat. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 15 April 1914
Tamed by a Threat. ---+--- "I will," 'she exclaimed, "i will not live with yovu another day." "Yo 'll Iave nw, will you?" hB. ask,'d, calmly. "Y,., I will." "When 'I" ".Yow-thi. mintute." "T wouldn't-if I were you." "lut I will, antd le.y youl to ',top ie t! ")h. I shut't try to ttnp you," he qtietrly replliett. "I will simply ropIjrt to thit police that nmy 'wife hit' mtystri',',Ily di.taplonrtl. They'*t want your dlctriptinn, dl I , mill gite it. Yo wear nnttuIer eighl. tho0', o li havn, ntl extr;a lrgeI noulth.I. .oulr Inoite turnre lI at the eend. "ys rather ,n th' glint, voice liLk· .e--- ' he erenlal 'I will.'' T'hry g?l. remi at ,'rch tihenr for . n?,m'ant itl ,ilen-,". 'Tlhtu it was plain t, 't't. whot was the viCtor. 'lIh" lowest hunian hitlaitation it :sail to .b that ,f the coal minert in ,~4i,'g:tdt, . .lae ,ti',' .hai:, makt their 'aeHllirga at a ,potin ovr 2(lli) feet below the lOvel of the sea, In Lontdon the fetgy days In a .year are QA av raegu 38.
INTERESTING ITEMS. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 15 April 1914
ITER4ESTtG ITEMS. KansasE CitV is cone'iled witlr iarughter over the experience of two d.'tctvves wbho, attired in the latest fen,?iar, fa.lli'ons. attempted to catch t ,rious pre sntcher. The ,ctorti'v, .Ardgar HIilson and Louis '4orloyv. ar both small nmen, and thi- Kga'- thern the idea of ,lisguiaisg the~.snlv-s a e womeni in order to ,.rt'lre the man who operated suc cesflitly at a lbusyv tranuway cross ing. In tight skirts, satin shoes. -ilk ihhoe? and small velvet bats with rakish egrets, they took up a position at at car stOping place.. and it was not long before a negro slouching down the street . seizLte Wilson's siler mnesh purse, and fled. The detectives prodnucd revolvers.. and ralled upon the thief to halt, but when tlwh- attempted to pur sue their light skirts proved their rundoing. The mortifkl onlicers sent seveiral shots after the thief without effrct. and after stulnmtling over; the cobble stones in their unaccustonmedl garb for some .iO yards they hhan rlobeil the...
Revenge is Sweet. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 15 April 1914
Revenge is Sweet. A master butcher gave hbi s:ales?ln a week's notice. and now he wishes ihe had paid him offt:T at once. A lady came into the shop the day after he received notice of his dis charge and was shown a leg of nlllt ton. "I'm afraid that is rather too heavy for me." she remarked. "I think not, mumrn." replied theo man. "You see. the poor animal dlied of rap Id consumption and fever and conse quently-" But the lady had fied, and he re placed the Joint with a grin of satis faction. "Sausages, sir? Certainly," he re marked, to another customer. "We have the very best. Ever since the muzzling order has been in force we But he, too, had fled. And with a sweet. revengeful smile the salesman hung them on the hook again ani waited for the next.
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 15 April 1914
PH E~I ASSURAB E 00. LTD. - ESTD. 1782. WORKERS' COMQPENSATIOiN. FIRE. ACC:DENT. LOSSES PAID EXCEED &; 000,O. Louoes by BUSH FIRE3 ~nd by LIC)THINO m made good by th1i Comrpaooy. AGENTS WANTED. v'Yo'". " 461 To 471 B:ULRE ST., OmcE: E IE. DALETY & CO LT.,', ArE::Th. *~ - - m-1 Secretary Bryan, at a luncheon in Washington, said of a man who, through modesty, had declined an Im portant and useful office: "So he wants to hide his light un der a bushel, eh? Then perhaps the country is just as well off with .ut his services. When a man talks of hiding his light under a bushel, I usually think that a thimble would answer the Spurpose just as well." POULTRY FOR EXPORT. All Classes wanted. We buy by live weight. Crates lent Jo Commission or Cartage Charged. Chickens & Ducklings, 6d lb. Old Powls from 2/- to 4/6 pair, any breeds. DAVID HYLAND . SONS, SENNITT'S FREEZING WORKS, MELBOURNE. There was a rumpus at the chil .'.n's breakltfast-table, and on coming down to see...
"BARONESS" PUDDING. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 15 April 1914
H•eA ROI.EP S." PDD;)ING(. Ariost "v .+'ding'y gon. pudding. --ilb. flou-, gth. ,-.t+,nefr rai:?in., flit bestL kidan~ y met, f us.1!! tcn:;po'n ful sal, I pint mill. i ail I hotr hithouf ,tting. Thi- i I eiii It 'ititiit cea !i ,cl(?]lci,+ 'W lrr did youJ &lt;h e , :,,z tn 'thit in trt t -' p it Wh y C h t tie ca cler ',iil.' cla?i r,+" he ,"a-u:, lhere+ .,as. ,+lectiort .n A ent : 'Why , tlhlt':i ju.t what e v' aul. W'llI :ny Lhat h_ has (inn muixeI up in RiOme idncitei ly sh;ad transacliojn."
MILK JELLY. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 15 April 1914
MILK JELLY. Milk jelly or .blane mange is nour Ishing as well as refreshing and if carefully flavoured, is generally liked. The flavouring should be varied as much as posslble. To nald a small qusartr-pint "pot of black currant jelly to a pint of the blunc-mnange lavours it very pleasantly, while brandy, almnondl, lemon and r·anilla can also be used to mpake variety. .Junket is an exrellent food, and, if served writh whipped and flavour ed creani,' is extreimely nourishing. ,Milk soup is delicious if cnrefully made, andt quite, inexpensive. To make it. put one pint of milk in a double saucepan, or in a well-cov ered jar that..can be put in a oven, Addi to It a little of any root vegetable you happen to have on hand-turnip, carrot, onion, celery, artichoke-cutting therm Into small piees first. Let simmer gently fill the vcgetahils are tender, then strai', pressing the vegetables gently to gult ,out thei juice. 'Thicken slightly with arrowroot, add a flavouring of popplr ;anrld salt, ...
It Belonged to Him. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 15 April 1914
It Belonged to Him. A great sensation was created at at certainl station just previous to the starting of the morning express for London. The guard was about to start the train when a fussy and fat old gentleman trotted up to him and said: "Wait a minute, will you, please, while I-' "Impossible, sir," said the guard, putting the whistle to his lips. "But youl must wait i" eriedl the old gentleman. excitedly. There's a man's leg iunder the wheel." "Good gracious! Where is he?" inquired the horror-stricken guard. "fIold on there !" lie hurried atfter the old gentle tian, while a couldtle of porters jtnmlp et1 down to the line amid gre.at excitement, After a short search one of the porters handed tl? a rush huasket containing a large leg of mutton. "Thank you," said the pld gentle man. "What do you mean, sir ?" roared the guard. "You snid-" "I said a man's leg was undler the wheel, and so it was. I, paid for this leg, and if it isn't mnine I should like to know to whomn it he longs." T...
Steel Barrels Made to be Nested. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 15 April 1914
Steel Barrels Made to be Wested. A new and inuenious tyv' of st?~el harrel so dcii"ned a? to prmirt comipact stora.t when shipped! emn.t is to be piacel on the in.tr't abroad. Tme chiet fecnturt atett this barrel is that t is n.tuk t halves that are cxa~:ctly illlIr. with flanges prouide. so that ant two halves cann be olte.l together to fornm a complete barrel. In the shipping world bulky articles like harrels, when shipped nemlty, are charged at bulk tonnage rates. Bar rels of this type, when neated cornm pactly, will be entitled to weight rates, reducing the shipping charges materially. This invention brings~ to mind the fart that in the old days of the whaling industry ships were often compelled to put to sea with out proper ballast becautse of the fact that all the available space was occupited iby empty barrels.
Kaiser's Airship Station. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 15 April 1914
Kaiser's Airship Statign. Tleligolanl. tie tiny island in the Niorth OSe which (ternanly proposes to turn into a great station for her rrirships, is one of thie' mont cur ious islands in the world. Its towering cliffs, for instance, are largely artificial. Some years ago there was grave fear that the inland, which wan steadily growing smaller, would aooin be eaten awasy entirely by the waves from the south-west. Rut £l,000,,0)0 has beetn spent ton raising a cliff of granite on this exposed side. On those parts of the cosat where the red, porous rock of the genuine c1ls has becn too badly honey coinliefl by the seas, hundred of thou sands of tons oi cnient have been totL* to str.-agthen the iote. Hleligiil~rsl ras ling ic'i ir. iim ioriani nsal I i-nor-. Iitis 'le :enrde'l I thc ioO pt ioo~wiiufl gore., ',nil i' '-dii ii 1,0 Ircarel fir a si-g. lia-tilif thrOil yOnri. It is, iin deod, Ih. \ rth -i.- stiorehousi' of thi' ,eronr ii ie'i. \1ijitrs are only allowed In iht. tiny port, the...
EMERGENCY MAGNIFYING GLASS. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 22 April 1914
1ER3Y EWENCY fAONIFYING ,GLASS. 1iThi'; ?n?eed or o ii .icr.oscope faor the 'ttady of botany, one may beI mrade- in the following innnor : tend a stual wire or the stnL of at leal so as to form ae 'I-ail loop -Loop Enl~n Dro oc'V·r not orge.r t?haln the A orlIntarSy ,rop of .i tter. -W~hein thirs is &lt;lo)ne plaI.3 ; lrop of clear ii'ater in the loop alnd the inicroscope is colmplet'. T'his temlporary device will l)roe val' anile where an strong ij?tgnifyi5ti glass is not at handl.