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Received. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

Received. "What's the matter, little boy?" "M-ma's gone an' drownded all the kittens." "Dear, dear! Now that's too bad." "Yes, an' she p-promlsed-Mjoo-boo -that I cud do it!" Some men tell the truth because it is too much trouble to think of a really good lie. A sun-bath is good for all tlic pan8 and other tools and receptacles used in butter-making; it kills the bad bacteria. The test of good manners is to be good mannered in the presence of bad manneru. , j Even a solemn .man will try to be Jolly when he passes his plate the second time. "1 owe my succe&s chiefly to obser vation, imagination and concentra tion. All my life I have cultivated these three faculties. I am always watching for new ideas wherever I go, and I get most of them when tra velling and at railway stations. When I am on the stage I do not merely act a part, I put myself inside it <by my imagination, and I am 'the saftest of the family,' or whatever it may be, for the time 'being. It's the same...

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
An Interrogation Point. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

An Interrogation Point. ,A new flagman, the first week of his job, was much exercised on account of the delay of the "Green Bullet" (the -mile-a^minute flyer). Finally, forty minutes late, the "Green Bullet" came tearing along at .eighty miles an hour. The flagman rushed out with a red flag. IThe "Green Bullet" stopped with a grinding of brakes and a tearing up of ties and road hed. The engine driver leapt down excitedly, and the :new flagman said: "Yer late. What kept ye?"

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
S-i-r-r! [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

S-l-r-r! She was a plump -widow with two charming daughters. She had 'been a "relict" just a year, and was "begin ning to wear her "weeds" lightly. All the same, when the new curate called upon her, she sighed: "Ah! I feel the IOBB of my' poor, dear husband very much. I never have any appetite for anything now." The curate was all sympathy, and, in the endeavor to cheer her by point ing out what a comfort to her her daughters must be, replied: "I can quite understand that; but you are solaced in " "S-i-r-r!" interrupted the Indignant lady. "Allow me to inform you that I a/m not laced in at all!"

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Not One For Happiness. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

Not One For Happiness. Father Why don't you work, my son? If you only knew how much happiness work brings, you would be gin at once. Son: Father, I am trying to lead a life of self-denial, in which happiness .cuts no figure. Do not' tempt me.

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
CAMPHOR WILL CURE A COLD. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

CAMPHOR WILL CURE A COLD. The fumes of burnt camphor will instantly relieve a cold in the head. Put a piece of camphor, the size of an egg, in an old saucer. Set It on Are, and after "burning a few minutes, blow out the flames and inhale the fumee.

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
WHAT TO TEACH A GIRL. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

WHAT TO TEACH A GIRL. Teach her to make hers the neatest room in the house. Teach her to say "No" and stick to it, or "Yes" and mean it. Teach her to dress for health and comfort as well as for appearances. Teach her how to darn stockings, sew on a button and mend a glove. Teach her to have nothing to do with intemperate or dissolute young men. Teach her to regard morals and habits and not money in selecting her associates. Teach her that the more she liven within her income the more she will save, and the further from a condition of poverty will she live. Teach her that music, drawing and painting are real accomplishments in the house, and ought not to be ne glected if there be time and money for their use. Teach her to embrace every oppor tunity for reading, and to select such iul and instructive information, in order to make the best progress in early as well as in later home and school life.

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
CIRCULAR SAWS OF PAPER. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

CIRCULAR SAWS OF PAPER. Paper is at present used for all pos sible purposes in the industries and in all possible forms. It has even, been possible by means of compression to give it a degree of hardness compar able with stone, so that it can be used as building material, The latest use for paper, however, is perhaps the most peculiar. A factory is said to exist in England which is manufactur ing circular saws from paper. These paper saws are used for the manufac turing of fine furniture, veneer and other thin plates of wood, which must be treated especially carefully. Some time ago circular saws made from drawing paper were shown in ah English exposition. The saw$ were driven by an electric motor and produced fine boards, which could not have been made better even by the finest steel saw. The veneers made in this way are so smooth that the cabinet makers can use them Without further planing. The Young Man: Life is 'but a fleet ing show. We . are here to-day and gone to-morrow. The ...

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Episcopal Visit. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

Episcopal Visit. BY THE BISHOP OF BALLARAT. For the fourth time since the Church of England begun work among her people on the Western Plains three years ago, the Bishop of Ballarat, l)r Green, visited the district of Lismore and Cressy last week. He preached at a service in Derrinallum on Thursday, April 2nd, at 3 p.m., when a few people heard a message of encouragement from their Chief Pastor. Speaking on the parable of the growth of the mustard seed, the Bishop showed that it only yielded its powerful flavor when bruised and broken ; and in like manner the small body of enthusiastic workers would only achieve the best results as the outcome of patient endurance of trials and difficulties. In the evening the Bishop preached to a good congregation at St. Augus ' tine's, Lismore. Basing his address on the story taken from St. Luke's gospel, 9th chapter and verses 57-G2, ho em phasised the necessity of definitcnesa and depth in religion. It was no use, he said, to stand aloof admirin...

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

Mr. ERIC L. THOMAS, L.D.S., M.A.C.D., SURGEON DENTIST, of BALLARAT, "VVTILL make a substantial concession on the travelling expenses of patients H from this district. * . Mr Thomas has the best degrees obtainable, and all the latest appliances and methods at his command. Work undertaken in all branches of the profession. Note Address-Only at 8 Bridge Street, Ballarat, This I?ank is open for all classM of GENERAL BANKING BUSINES8 *t EQUITABLE BUILDING, O^LLINS STREET, MELBOURNE Also at Sydney, Canberra, Adelaide, 'Perth, Ilobart, Uritfbane, ftockhainpton, Townaville, and London. Cable reinittnnne-i nit id'.1 to, arid drat fa drawn on foreign place? direct. Foreign bills negotiated and collected. IjCtniM of credit issued to any part of r,ho world. iiillt negotiated or forwarded for collection. Hanking and Kxnhan^c ltusin«>s« of every description trarmoted within the Common wealth, United Kingdom mid abroad Current iu.vjyiniti opened. Interest paid on ilxcd deposits. Advances made a...

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
CARE OF YOUNG TREES. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

CARE OF YOUNG TREES. The care of the young trees at thla season of the year is one of the meat important of orchard operations. Jfrany trees have been planted out dur ing the past season. Whatever care and attention are given to the young trees will tie amply repaid to the .grower in after years, owing to the vigor, sturdi'ness, and other dualities thus imparted to them. It id a mis take to plant a young orchard, and, after cutting back the trees, to leave them practically to their own devices, other than following the usual meth ods of eoil cultivation. . .The trees, after the early summer .cultivation and cleaning of tlio soil, should be mulched with straw, grass, or leafage of some description. This mulching should not be crowded Tound the Btem, its object being main ly to create moiBt ana cool soil con ditions, and to encourage a free root system. The mulch material should "be occasionally stirred, and no weed or grass growth should be permitted "to accumulate amongst it. Where ...

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

The Big Store, Lismore, Is the place for Good Value, Good Service and Wide Selection. * Neilson, Graham, & Bustard, Carry the Largest General Assortment of Drapery, Grocery, Crockery, Hardware, Timber, Produce, etc., on the Plains. ; Our stock is now the heaviest on record, and meets every possible requirement for the AUTUMN and WINTER SEASON. Careful buying has chai^acterised our DRAPERY DEPART MENT, which is now replete with Bargains in Dress Stuffs, Ladies' Costumes, Coats, Golfers, Furs, Rain Cloaks, Flannel and Delaine Blouses, Underwear, and every article of feminine attire. At our prices, every woman can afford a NEW WINTER OUTFIT. Don't put off till next month the dress you should buy to-day. HEADWEAR is an important item in a lady's toilet. That is why we have secured the services of MISS PEPPER, an ex perienced Milliner, who will trim ladies' hats in the newest fashions. We stock Oils and Paints, Machinery Oils, Motor Spirits and Oils, Yates' Reliable Garden Seeds,...

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

Is Where you should buy Jewellery. WHY ? Because HIJTTONS' have a reputation for selling the best and have the largest, best, and most complete stock to select from in Bullarat, ESTAI'.LISIJrOD OVKK 50 YlvAKS. J'O.STA L OHDFJLH SPKCJAUA' ATTKNIJKJ) TO. AN ADVERTISEMENT In a Newspaper Is worth Half-a-dozen in Circulars, The" Lismore AdvertisV Invites business men to test this assertion by making use of it as a medium for their announcements. ICE CHESTS UK LOOKS DECK CHAIRS. Hot Weather Furnishings of all kinds AT SPECIAL CLEARING PRICES AT Ice Chests, In all sizes, suitable for Homo, Re staurant;, and Hotel uses. To ho cleared at special end of season Prices. No. 1, specially reduced to £3 12S 6c9. No. 2, specially reduced to £& 5s. No. 8, specially reduced to £5 5s. No. 4, specially reduced to £6 6s. No. 5, specially reduced to £7 10s. Deck Chairs, Strong arid comfortable, covered in stout striped canvas, No. \ 3s 6d, No. 2 4s 3d, No. 3 5s 6d. Cane Lounges, Just the thing fo...

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

c=3 DESPITE THE HEAT WAVE, AUTUMN IS COMING ! c= YOU WILL WANT MORE CLOTHING, WRITE TO TYLERS* 11, 13, 15, 17 BRIDGE STREET, BALLARAT, TYLERS' OAN MAKE YOU PEEL RIGHT UP-TO-DATE. ' . YOU, MADAM, want the really newest in the new Checks, Tweeds, Cheviots, Freizes for Costumes. They are just lovely. Note the Quote .* P°Pu^ar Black and White Checks, in all sizes, from 1/9 to 3/11 per yard. Tweeds-A wonderful range of the new Tweeds in the popular Donegal effects, grand value, 56 inches wide, from 8/11 per yard. Silks Just opened, 40-inch satin, in pink, sky, coral, apricot, tango, emerald, maize, terra cotta, white, cream and black ; special price, 2/9 per yard. Floral Ninons, 40 inches, in six shades; special value, 3/6 per yard. Millinery-We are right now opening up some of the daintiest things in hats you have ever seen, ready-to-wear, in Felts, Velvets, Satins, and Velveteens^ YOU, SIR, who are wondering where you can get a good Autumn Suit-ask for patterns of the new Browns and Gr...

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
THE POULTRY YARD. SALINE REMEDIES FOR POULTRY [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

THE POULTRY YARD. SALINE REMEDIES FOR POULTRY One of the cheapest, simplest, yet most effective of remedies is that known as Epsom salts, or magnesium sulphate. In the poultry-yard it ia in valuable, and no poultry-keeper cati afford to be without it, for its use as a first aid in many instances will ward off serious troubles, and save the lives of many fowls. Liver disease, or diarrhoea, when the comb is purple in color and a hen loses her appetite, is often remedied "by a dose of Epsoni salts, given about two hours before or alter meals, the correct dose being h/Uf a teaspoonful per bird, dissolved in warm water, and poured down the throat, When Epsom salts are being given, it is advisable to reduce the Tood supply, in order that the medi cine may have the full effect upon the bird's organs. Closely allied to the above is Glauber's salts, or sodium sulphate. This saline treatment is 'wonderful in improving the digestion And appetite of ailing fowls, and by its action on the intest...

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
SANG TO HER DEATH. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

SANG TO HER DEATH. Maria Felicita Mallbran, tho famous mezzo-soprano, daughter of the cele brated Spanish einger, Manuel Garcia, did not die, as is generally thought, from inflammation of the throat; her death, at the early age of twenty-eight, was much more pathetic and drama tic. Although very 111, and advdeed to take a rest cure, she travelled to Manchester to fulfil a contract.' She was engaged to sing the celebrated duet from Mercadante's "Andronico," with Mme. Caradori as her partner, and at the close of the performance the public rose at her and demanded more. La Malibran was pale and exhaust? ed, and made appealing gestures t» the audience; but tho clamor and tu mult went on unceasingly. So, turning to Sir George Stuart, who conducted the orchestra, she remarked: "If I have to sing thiB once more, It will be my death!" In that case," said Sir George, "you had better retire, and I will apologise to the audience." But she rallied at these words, and replied -"No, I will sing, ...

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
He Was Ready. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

Was Ready. There was recently hailed Into court a little Irishman to whom the thing was a new experience. He was, how ever, unabashed, and wore the air of a man determined not to get the worst of it "Prisoner at the bar," called out the cleric, "do you wish to challenge any of the jury?" Whereupon the Celt looked the men in the box over very carefully, and with a skilled eye. "Well, I tell ye," he finally replied, "O'im not exactly in trainin', but Oi could pull off a round or two with that fat old boy In th' corner."

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Proved by the Proprietor. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

Proved by the Proprietor. Stranger (in a strange restaurant): Look here, waiter, I can't eat this stuff. Take it /back and bring me something decent. . Waiter: Sorry, hut that's the best we can do. Stranger: It is, eh? Ill show you. Where's the proprietor? Waiter: Gone out to lunch. '"The doctor says I must stop smoking. One lung is nearly gone." "Oh, dear, John. Can't you hold out until we get enough coupons for that dining-room rug?" The average individual who sells tickets in a railway station acts like a nihilist; but down in his heart he feels himself nothing less than a czar. The Vegetarian: What kind of din ner did my wife give you? "Fine! We had greens and salad, and, in fact, a dinner fit lor a cow I mean a king," "You ought to he ashamed of your self, Tommy, for telling such fibs. Don't you know that if you are naughty you'll never go to heaven?" "Well, I've been to the circus and the moving pictures and the seaside. You can't expect to go everywhere."

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Past and Future. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

Past and Future. "Well, now are you to-day?" asked the physician cheerfully to the society leader. "Well, doctor," she replied, "the cold I-caught Tuesday is a little bet ter, thanks to your prescription. But the one I caught Thursday is much worse. The thing I called to see you for, however, is the severe cold I caught last night." The doctor sat down and wrote a long line of hieroglyphics. "Here," he said, "is something for the one you will catch this evening with that V-neck and those skimpy skirts. Good afternoon."

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Clinging Gowns. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

Clinging Gowns. The two women were discussing the fashions. "Did you say that your husband was fond of those clinging gowns?" "Yes, indeed; he llkas one to cling to me for about five years." A couple of Jews were discussing the award of a railway company over an accident in which both of their wives had been sufferers. "Vot gompensation did ye.1 git, Ikey?" asked Mo. "I got fifteen hundred quid." "Fifteen hundred quid! Vy, I only got five." ! "All, yus. But you see, I 'ad the presence of mind to kick my vife's teeth out." She: On what line;; did my fatlu. object? i He: He-objected to the marriage I lines. The labor of boot-cleaning may be greatly reduced by the aid ">C n little glycerine. First brush tho bonta free of dust, and then apply a "small quan tity of glycerine with a ra<j. Let them stand for ten minutes, rhen polish with a 'brush. Boots trea^j l In this way keep their polish soverai days, and no blacking is required. Customer: This is the first time I've had ...

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
MORE INTEREST IN GOOD COWS. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 8 April 1914

MORE INTEREST IN GOOD COWS. The experience already gained in places where associations have been organised shows that with the weed ing out of the unprofitable eowa comes an interest in better cows and in the greater care of the cows. There is a tendency to make greater discrimination in price between good and poor animals. The introduction of better cows per medium of the testing proce?» creates a desire for more of them. Thus a larger number of cows v itli high yielding capacity reduces the cost of collecting milk and cream m a given territory. The increased interest in dairying atimulates an interest in pure-bred stock. Instances are given where dur ing the first gear's existence of a dairy-testing association only one man owned a pure-bred dairy bull; twenty two such bulls were found among the herds the following year. While no pure-bred cows at all we-e owned the first year, twenty-one were bought during the second year. This ic.terest steadily increased, and during the third y...

Publication Title: Lismore, Derrinallum And Cressy Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
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