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The Concert. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
_ - .TiTe Concert. AYconcert was givenuiin the Foresters' Hall on Tuesday evening, in aid of the Band fund. Notwithstanding the in clemency of the weather,_ the hall was well filled, The. chairman (Mr.. Cuzens) opened, the .proceedings with an appro. priate little speech:,' The bind then gave a selection in 'their best? style. Y . Mr Jor dan sang. The Eriglishiinl for which he was justly applauded. :.Miss Townsend sang :nicely "Goinga to -Market cby re quest), but we must say we have heard this .young lady sing other- songs better s?ited to ,her full-tonedi voice. Next came a song, The Little Hero, .:by° Mr Cottier?- given -in-: his usual pleasant style' ,. The: next. number on the pro gframme was unoubilitedly t-he gem of the evening, When .the tide comes in, by Miss Christie. Fuller. : This song is one full of pathos, and Miss-Fullers care fully: 'cultivated :oice .bidught" out its beauty to perfection.. It iasi deshrvedly encored,, and in. respopse Miss, Fuller gave, The old love...
Very Dry Measure. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
Very Dry Measure. . 1 dry persoVlitakes 2 dry persons. 2 dry.people want two three-pennyworths 'of beer: s more three-pennywths makes 6d.' each.; 2 threes agaifimake "Let's have two mo:'?.ii: 2 more for a wind-up make two in high glee. 2 more for the last makes an unsteaidy gait. - in-the morning makes two making a row; I1 policemainmiakes e everal e uries. _. 2 p6ioheman make-a " Move on, there !',; 1 refusal makes two in custody. 2 in custody make a night in the watch house. 1 night inma cellimakes two repentant.. 2 repentant fools makes a dozen excuses: 5 shillings-er-48 hours makes 1 punish ment.
SORRENTO. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
SORRENTO . From ourv own coirespondent Great disappointnient. existed. at _the Postoffice on :Wednesdlay when?iit .was known that no limails had artinied that day'owing to.: thi noin ari"ival: o the steamer We have an :overland miail via Dromana. three tiunes a week, but when it arrived yestelday they birouht an empty bag 80S we were left withont colnmunication withiMelliourien for 3 days, no&lt; newspaipers having been iire ceived. sincei' Monday, which wvas- very awkward in these w.arlike "imnes._ -A petition is to be forwarded to. the :Post master-General, praying for a daily mail via Dromaina during the wiliter months . The sports held here on Easter Mon. (lay were a igreat success, and it was cknowledged by all to hare been the mostr successful gathering :oftlekind ;ei leideel herie, the towniship beiig ull bf oiifcountry friends from Fliinders; Belnariin; Dromuana, and?Caape S?hlank.. The horseracing; was very c-1sely, con tested _There being no eintriei for the boatir...
A Maori Chief Masher. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
A Maori Chief Masher. Ta~hio-jsagain in his native land, and we have een;f'ored by a communication from one owhd 'uht1' knhovw as to his general ap pearance and habits. He says : The Maori Chief has been much changed by' his visit to England, but whether for the better or worse it is hard to say. He now walks with a crutch stick, and in public carries a toothpick in his mouth, to which he" is not yet accustomed, as on no less'than' three occasions he has swallowed it; ahd: caused his medical man much anxiety. He now addresses any visitor who calls on himn as "Old Chappie !" irrespective'of their sex. HE also carries .anr eyeglass, but cannot iic .giire the, knI~cklof,. weaing·~ i' in his eye. Should any female pass him, he immediately' turns round and stares violently at her in- a manner which, in a cultivated person, would be put down as "abominably rude." Struck by this uncommon behaviour, I called on him; and pnquiredjthe'meaning of it, when'hle :in formed me that he had acquired...
J's.P. To the Editor of the Sentinel. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
' , 4 .:; , 7 ti'- t . . . . . . . a .. . . ,To theEditor ofthei Sentinel... Sir,-Although feeling highl3' honored in being nominated" for a seat'on t1he bench by iny brother councillors, I beg to assure the Queeuseliff public, through the ed?iuredi itif yoinl co?itins "thnt at present I decliie the honor. THOMAS ARKINS. (As Cr Arkins declines, we thiink it would be a gracefulu conmpliitint to the absentI Father of Qneenscliffi to recom niend the name of Cr Admansl to the Miliister of Justice.)
THANKS. To the Editor. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
THANKS. To thei. ditor. Sir,--Tle neiibilrs of the Queenscliff I3rass band desire: through the columns of- your-valuable, paler to express iheii Iih naPlpreciation and thanks to .tlie e"i. tle'neiu f the l irts .C.lub foi their kind consideriationin working:up the late concert for 'rthel b'endit of / their 'hiiiass h andl; aiid to'- the lhdiei s aild gentil? i wliso d kiiiily` gr~e their sei;?ices grltui: tously , and. tp the ..residents o Qudens: cliti and others, foi their::patroiuage, and last,, not least, to Councillori Onzen3 for' , .. T- t I .
Light and Healthsome [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
"Take me back t• 'dear'old Ihkland," sighed the homesick editor.." Spriggins-says the fliras a re'so bad that he has to keep his boots on to kick them out of bed. " Try another nip before you go," as the hotel door said when it slammed on the toper's fingers. ... " ; Why is a-balk note like:a female cater pillar ? Because it is: hard to' bounterfeit. (count-her-feet l) - Some of.-th:girls- are .wishing for green grass and warm sunshine to come. But it is a for lawn hope. "There's nothing like leather ;" but the bottom crust of the'.railway restaurant pie resembledit somewhat.. A couple' of thorns in tie side 6f the British Government :-" Ma-hdi," and "' Pa "-hdi. f(Mahdiand Piddy-don't you see) - If M. de Lesseps carries out his great rail road scheme in the African desert, " The bell goes a ringing for Sahara " will acquire new significance. A new chum coming up the Yarra naturally holds his .nose`. as he- enquires "And this is Smell-bourne ?2 I could have guessed as much." A Richm...
ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
,ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS. A CORRBSPONDENT asks u- what to: do in .the case of a cold in.the head. He says his cold is such that when he puts his face in the water to wash the water, becomes. frozen. . Perhaps some of our readers ean suggest a remedy. A GARDENER who is firnishing his house wants to know ii there are any pictires signifi cint of.his trade. We 'advise hiiii to procure '"'The .ake's Progress." . PHILOSOPuBR..-How the dicksns' bshould we know "why it happens that customer. at.six penny restaurants are so little subject to dyspep sia?" .Perhaps it is becatie they eat with their knives and thereby: take lots of iron into their systeois; or mayb its because tlieofood i~"?hked up, in such shape:that no. human being could partake of enough, of it to hurt him. ,::AGITATOl.--It .is hard luckon us ,this week having all 'these medical: questions sent in;u, A party signing as above writes from Sydney to say that he " feels queer lately, and w ,uld we -advise-him to take a bath ?...
The Innocent Welsher. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
The.. Innocent Welsher. i always had a great love for horses; as a boy I used to steal behind them when I got the chance, iand pluck their, tails to make haliir-ebhasii aiidI ealytook a fancy. to read ing sporting-papers. I don't know that I' derived very enthralling pleasure from their peresily ,but I thought it looked the thing to be seen with them in one's hand; it gave p'I- 1e?pl the idea'that dne'wS asporting man; I always-had my trousers made very tight, and my coat cut ,after the Newmarket pat Sterii, and wore a horse-shoe pin in my scarf for the same reason. My dad-who was .an elder in his chapel, and a man of the most strictlycreligious and blue-ribbon principles, though %hewas twice wrongftlly had up for short `weights; and once` for selling sausages unfit Ifor ehumian food, though, as he, said, they were, quite good enbiigh for them as bought 'em-was too strictly moral to know anything- about such wicked amusements as -horse-racing, and if lie had suspected,me of such pro...
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
en ...- A&..' AUK\ '« ^ Any description of Geheral Printing exectd i First-class Ste with u j 'Quick Despatch, and for Moderate Price, at theOffice of ' ,trg epartment every effortmade to satis Newpapetomersr.peil It for l A S, .tt lDseptotmest eery;eisi-mde to stisf -pecial Inducements for Large IAdvertisements, and Low ao h • . . ? .. . t ;l A dvertisin D e ?.'.r m n .. .... - ý f?.. ... . . ... . . . .. . - . .. " . . .. = . . .. . . .. .. .. . . ... : -' .. .
Where the Laugh Came In. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
Wbhere:the Laugh Came In. Three piroinisingyoung men of London at tended a liall in (the rral; districts not long since. : At a ',late hour they retired, leaving ~ord with the landlord of the hotel; to call ihemiearly.&lt;' The andolordwvas an ýold friendl of the "fellers~" and he thought (h would have a joke ,at their expense ; so he.burnt a piece of cork,and .with a sponge/blacked the faces of ?his city friends after they had got sdiiundly asleep , In the morning he called them about ten minutes to train time. 'Fellow No: 1 awoke, aind laughed boistereusly at the sight which n~et his gaze. But he saw tlhrough itthe landlord had blacked his two coinpanios, bit not him, of course,' and he would kee dumb. Fellows No. 2and 3 awoke, and ex; perienced the samnie pleasant feeling It was ?Within ten ijinutes ofi.train time and they ?had only just timre =to hurry :on their clothes, withou.the slightestlchance of a wash. They alt-got"in! thh ,trai, keach thinkiug what a glorious jok...
The Law of Kindness. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
The Law of Kindiess. A regiment quartered at a certain town in Scotland had among them an expert gymnast, .who taught his brother subalterns how to walk' across the barrack-room on their hands. While thus engaged one evening, the door opened, and the colonel, a stern disci plinarian, entered the room, and looked attentively at the inverted company, shook his head gravely, ..and departed without uttering a word. An order to be on parade next morning was the least punishment ex pected for this breach of discipline. Some days passed, however, and no notice being taken, it was: thought an apology aid:aune'x planation should. be offered by the prime instigator of these unsoldierlike movements." A reference being made to th?:i?emorable night, the colonel amazed the intending apologist by exclaiming, "Hush! lieutenant; 4 would not have anybody know it for the work, The fact is, I had been dining out with an old brother officer who had served with me in India, and 'pon my life I had no idea...
Be of Good Cheer. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
Be of (ood Oheer... ' Though storms may cometo gloom.the sky, And still the song-birds' happy lay, "And rfidely bow thie lovirely flowers - - That were erstlwhile so fair and gay, S B Be of goodcheer?-,: I The sun is near, And'soon shall shine again, my; dear, 'Then shall the sky once more be blue, SThe birds shall sweetly silig once more, * And, geimmied withl sparkling drops of rain, The flowersilook lovelier than before. Be of good cheer- . The sun is near, E'en iiii th darkest hlourii my dear. Though many sorrowscrowd your path, . As through this changeful world you go, Thobu'ghhope seemis dea'd witi yuour brow, And love and friendship carelesse grow, Be of good cheer-, The son is near, Hid just behind t!ie. clouds, my, dear, And sometimes when your eyes are full Of tears, behold I a rainbow briglit In all the-riraest huese 'er worn By gem or bloom, shall meet your sight, Be of good cheer The sun is near, With warmth, and joy, and light, 'y dear.
The Haunted Boarding House. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
The Haunted Boarding House. An'elderly dame, i Not known to fame, Who a boarding-house keeper quite lately be came, Was troubled full sore, When she found'her house bore, Ofbeioghaunted by ghosts, the unenviable name. When her lodgers she met, She remarked in a pet " I'm sure it is only a rat or a mouse, For my.landlord has-said - That we've no cause for dread, As nobody ever yet died-in this house." But we lodgers replied "Tho' noone has died In the house,; yet we're certain a ghot is about. SShod'uld the phantom' you see;, You will with us agree That this ghost is a :ghost beyond gh6os bf a doubt." . . "He comes latefat'night, With'footsteps so ligh,?" Tho'how he get in wh clearly an'ts5a0 "Forb so strong is the catch : ;: Ofyour new patent latchl That.to open.it's really quite'hard with' tle key." "Then he noiselessly, goes ,, On, the' tips of his toes To the safe neath the stairs acd partakes of your diet . Next the stairs he ascends, And is' journeying ends By entering 'Nubiter...
Fables from Æsop. IV.—THE HARE AND THE TORTOISE. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
Fables from lEsop. IV.-THE HARE AND THE TORTOISE. A young hare was one day fooling around. Bourke street with a party of elderly. bair irushes on the look-out for an invitation for dinner, with whom he' was'discussing the advantages of the latesta! style dof masher collars, and the probnbility of their attaining' such an elevation in time. as to compel the wearer to mnount the roof to put the on o r, or get' his neck`" elongated to the lenigth' of `a giraffes ; when a tortoise, happening to pass by, the hare commenced to ridicule his slow pace and to make smart remarks with reference Ito certain people's inability, to leat as'niil in geni ral, ?n' ?disparaginig ob` servations relative to tortoises in pat ticular ; and that sagacious animal,.feeliog somewhat nettled; ventur.d to insinu:itewith great mi~ndiess of. nmanner, his prbablea initimacy wiitli a gentlemian of the name obf Anauias; but the hare denyirig all acquaintance with him, the'tortoise!bethought him of Wa hing. ton. Aga...
The Mahdi at Home. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
. ;The Mahdi at Home. AnArab physician relates: Imnmediately on ?iinegrig the Mahdi's tent your aitention is attracted to a couple of peculiar objects -a wooden:chest of unusual, length, overlaid vith sheet. iron r.and i furnished with three locks; and a silk bag ha!Iging on a peg at one end 'f his clhiest. : The former article of furniture serve§ia double purpose: "Ih it'the -Mahdi secures his money, consisting for the most part of Maria Theresa thalers and Turkish gold lire Which are intended for the pay of his troops. But the chest is also used as a seat inithe day-time and a bed at night, for which purpose a few cushions aiid blankets are pladcd on it.' The M.alhdi` is lhus pei'fectly' certain that no intrwu'dý:.will meddle with his cash. As for the silk bag. Mohammed Achmet keeps in it the whole of his'corresp6ndence. It'fums lthul a sort of private repository for family, court,:aiid state documents, the treasures of which are at-the disposal--of2 any servant - of-- -Moham'med'...
Faretiae [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
jS` ; ~.13 t O :i ?, A: restaurant- announces "'eighteen carrot vegetable- soup." ." _, !'::.r. 6 ?°`:' The extreme depth of misery is a small boy, with a new,,par .oflboots and no mud puddle; 0:, - m : as ovea Square-toed sidhoesa'are' cmiuiiinto fashion . again, anid', toes, wili once more have a chance to spread themselves. . 'Slirlobk ough tot h'vlknoh better than to ootbilaw''i, A man is not likely to gain flesh-when he has:a'lawsuiton-.is hands. ng toi't Sorrento d o get married is the latest. It is thought that if' the love can atind the'test:of sea-sickn'ess itý,will last for ever. - It seems that cdmpetition has forced the price of falsd'teeth down so=-low that it isn't really worth a body's while to cut natural ones. :''Mother, did Georgee ,Wasiington sleep standing 1'? '.: What a curious y question, my child I. \hy do you.,naskitil ,' lecause he never was known to lie.".:,; .? n Statistics show that women commit suicide most, frequently. onýii StidR:j.lt- i. ý'nthat day t...
A DRAWN GAME. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
A DRAWN GAME.-'Lnst week a seedyindi vidual presented,himself' at'our 6ffice. His face betokened intense pain, and'the general contour of his head and shoulders betokened a stiff neck. '" Is your,artist in ?" he enquired of ouir 'fighting man. .Our fighting man looked at him, and cautiously ,enquired "Why ?" " Because :I'Ve got a blind boil on theback of my::neck, and I want: you to draw it.", Our fightingman drew in, and let out his fist, and the man drew away at a most ex-draw-dinary pace, (" Oh! draw it mild.") 344
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
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Borough Council. Monday, 13th April. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 18 April 1885
Borough Council. Monday, 13th April. Present-Couicillohis Arkins, Cot tier, Cuzens, .Jamieson. and Rankin. On the motion of Cr Arkins, se seconded by (Gjr - tticr'_i r-etm WaI\as voted to the clai., in ,til abs-ue bf Mayor Stoneman. &nbsp; &nbsp; w rie applOited to supr'vise t.lhe erection of the fencing towards Point Lonsdale/. &nbsp; tCOr Atkins moved, seconded' by Cr Jamieson, that- w-& ccodillindill i "bG forwarded to totthe Governiient;to'nppioiilt' tlhe department hdd.infori'net himn that they did not \ai at the aiccess tob Swani Island li ffl ' tit-Q11eeshliff public ,*' .': - oI :l;'- '(! 'jtl-.l.1 . ' ,-I '. 0 ! " F'liI'. ''" ! &nbsp; public, as they would dinamge tho •,Correspondence fr'dmi, the I Railway: Department i i' lrcpii tlat"th'e qiestinii of lighting th e sti n .1? ihi gas w.as simply one: of cos?t.l".i'he.cost of tie &nbsp; &nbsp; fittings wunldibe £50(i aindthe xl'pii&, ' of lighting, wouil 'be 100...