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HE WAS SURPRISED. [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 29 May 1908
HE WAS SURPRISED. It was in Tasmania that a traveller came across an old "sundowner" sit ting- in front of his cabin, over the door of which was very legibly painted, ."Ici on parle francais." A tattered, dejected-looking French man, who happened to be passing up the road, spied the- inscription, and, rushing up to the colonial, enthusiasti cally kissed him on both cheeks. "'Ere, what'r ver up to?" demanded the sundowner gruffly, "don't do that ag'in." "But you vas a countrccman of mine," exclaimed the dcHg-htcd French man, with a smile of pleasure. "Certainly not!" retorted the ctflo jiial. "But you put 'Ici on par'e francais1 over zc door," said the Frenchman, pointing to the inscription. "Well, what do you calJ it?" asked the sundowner in mild surprise. "Why, it means 'French is spoken here.' " "Well, I'm blowed !" exclaimed the Tasmanian in deep disgust. "A pain ter chap came along- here the other day, and put up ,that for me. He said it was Latin for 'God bless my happy home.' ...
IT IS NATURAL. [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 29 May 1908
IT IS NATURAL. Mr. Rudyard Kipling has probably to thank his maternal grandfather , the eRv. G. B MacdonaJd, for the vein of wit which helps to make his novels so popular. As a young* man; Mr. MacdonaJld wooed and won the daughter of a very strict Methodist. The latter had very strong opinions on the question of "pro priety, and one evening he came into, the room where his daughter and Mr. Macdonald were sitting without giving judicious warning of his approach. The result was that he found the young* people occupying the one,chair! Deep iv shocked at this, he solemnly said: "Mr. Macdonald, when I courted my wife she always sat on one side of the r&lt;iom, and I sat on the other." "WeDl," replied young Macdonald, "that's what I should have done if I had courted your wife!"
SAD RECOLLECTIONS. [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 29 May 1908
SAB RECOLLECTIONS. The oldest, the most^ momentous as sociations oftentimes ' attach them selves to the most trifling- things. Thus at a dinner the hostess said to a sour fuccd man on her left "May I help you to some of the boiled rice. Mr. Smith ?" . * "Rice^ No. thank vyou; no rice for mc," Smith answered^'vehemently. "It is associated with the'worst mistake of my life.'5 .:V
GOT HIM. [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 29 May 1908
COT HIM. Mother: "Tommy. do you want some nice plum jam ?". . Tommy: "Yes, mother." . . "I was going to ffivc you "some 'o put on your bread, but I've fiost the kev to the pantry." "Ynu tipn't iced the key, mother. '.'I can reach do...i through .the-winddw ; and open the door from the inside, "r! "That's what I wanted to know". Now, just wait till your father comes, home." ' .
JUST WHAT HE THOUCHT. [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 29 May 1908
JUST WHAT HE THOUCHT. Once in a little cross roads store in Georgia an old donkey camc shamb ling in.' '"Hello, Unclc Mose!" the proprie tor greeted him. "I hear that you £ot converted at last at the camp meeting, and have given up drinking." "Yas, sah, ah done seed de error ob mah ways an' turn roun' an' headed fcr de narrer path," Unclc Mose declared fervently. "Wc'l, you deserve a1 great deal of credit for that, Unclc Mose," the mer chant said, approvingly. "Yas, sah; tank yo\ sah," Uncle Mose exclaimed, delightedly; "dat's' des what ah thought, an' ah Mowed f.n'd come in hyah an' git yoaTTto gib me credit fcr some side meat an' men!
A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE. A TALE OF THE CRIMEA. CHAPTER XX.—Continued. [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 29 May 1908
*1 fvi its , V lLa U H ; .A TALE OF THE CBIMEA. CHAPTEU XX.-Continued. Upon n bod of straw reclined tho gaunt j fiRiiru of nil aged man whoso venornblo I heard foil like a snow wreath upon his I cheat * his dress had evidently boon rich, i but tho, damp of tho don-moro like tho j lair of a wild beast than a human habitu I tion-had tarnished tho ontbroidor^ and I rotted th'o material. I Tho arms and lt\i»s of the* prisoner wore baro and wasted by long swlforms; as ho turned upon his straw at tho sound oT . hor foptstcp, tho clank of heavy chains grated upon hor oars and hoart. It was tho Iman of Darpo, one of tho countless victims, of Russian treachery, torn from his country, dospito the solemn treaty which guaranteed him.his liborty "Father 1" murmuvocl Lolin-. . Tho Circassian attempted to raise him* *olf, but was so weakened by his louii captivity that ho only partially succeed ed, biifc as tho light foil upon his nohlo features, Lolia saw that tho hand of death was upon him, thoy...
A FREE-WILL GIFT. [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 29 May 1908
A FREE-WILL GIFT. Master Walter, aged five, had eaten I the soft portions of his toast at breakr fast, and piled the crusts on his plate., "When I was a little boy," remarked his father, who sat opposite him. "I al ways ate the crusts of my toast." "Did you like them ?"'inquired his offspring, cheerfully. ; ' "Yes," replied the parent. "\rou may have these," said Masier Walter, pushing" his plate across the table.
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 29 May 1908
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CHAPTER XXI. [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 29 May 1908
CHAPTER XXI. Tho man of goIiT, Hvhoso grovelling heart Clings to his money bags who hold hi* faith- , , Liko morchatidiso, pledged to tho highest bidder, Hath yet ojio tio to tell him ho is human. ' -Old Play. Houri and our hero exerted themselves so successfully to amuse the Governor of Sehlussolburg and his stair that tho bourn pitted quickly; nofc'o/ie of them thought of quitting tho tent. Still, it was not without serious mi«jj;iving " that "I they awaited, the termination .ot their colter prise; fortunately,-the arrival of tho priests, and tho.^rriee which followed m tho churcli, b.y-i'xeit ing tho curiosity of Jack and detaining him, obviated one and not the least of their dangers. J-lia master had decided not to trust him, from no doubt of the poor fellow's fideli ty, hut his discretion; one threatened to neutralise tho other. Jack could not comprehend the j^reat. attention' which, during their row upon the Neva, tho two gentlemen had paid to tho Tartar- hoy, who had joined t...
AN UNLUCKY HORSE. [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 5 June 1908
AN UNLUCKY HORSE. Traveller: "Get on, man, got ont Wako up your nag." Driver: "Sure, sir, I havon't the heart to bate him." Travollor: "What's tlio matter with him? Is ho sick?" Driver: "No, sor, he's not sick, but it's unlucky ho is, unlucky. You see, every morning aforo I put 'im in tlio car I tosses 'nn whether 'o'll havo a feed of oats or I'll havo a drink of whisky, an' tlio poor ba9te has lost fivo mornings running."
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 5 June 1908
Everyone likos to worry out a pnzzle that is not too difficult, and ovoryono likes to win o prizo Worth having. Both puzzle and prize are provided for in tho JOHN BULL COMPETITIONS. Send over tho conditions written below and you will bo compelled to admit that tho prizo in this Competition is worth winning and that the winning is made easy. NO ENTRY FEE. A certain leader writer on a daily paper-who, by tho way, is a horribly had writer wrote a loader on "The Evils of Horse Racing," but nobody oxccpt tho writor could make out the word that ends the sentence given in the square below,"and tho article was not used. CAN YOU SUPPLY THAT WORD? If you can a prizo of £20 AWAITS YOU. eODP0S. There is nothing the matter with horse racing as a sport but there is a good deal wrong with it as a business, and the busi ness side has been allowed to spoil the purest sport in the world. The question is, where is the remedy ? We want a clean racecourse with the professional gambler and turf crook wip...
THE SKETCH THAT FAILED. [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 5 June 1908
THE SKETCH THAT FAILED. .An indulgent tcaclicr asked her class of girls to draw a picture of that which they wished to ho when they grew: up. Tho pupils wont diligently to work, some skotching soldiers, policemen, and fine ladies, etc. They all worked hard but one littlo lassie, who sat quietly holding her pencil in hand. The toachor, observing her, asked: 'Don't you know what you want to bo when yon grow up, Janey?" "Yes, I know," replied tho little girl. "I know I want to be married, but I don't know how to draw it."
CHAPTER XXII. [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 5 June 1908
ClIAl'TKJt XXII. Hill yet, oh mull! rago not'beyond thy need j Deem it not plory to swell in tyranny; Thou art of blood, joy not to seo tilings bleod. Thou fciirost dentil, think tlioy oro loth to dio, A plaint of guiltless lienrt doth pierce the sky. -Sir Philip Sydney. Tlio proceedings of . the Sccrot Fnlico ill Jtussia, as its name implies, am con ducted in mystery and obscurity; tyranny thero over fours the liiiht, of day. linr barism, alToctiiip; civilisation, easts an impenetrable veil over itsjoruelty, hid ing tlio wounds it so inih&lt;Ssitatiic|;l.v iu fliots. A person of rank disappears from society; should nny foreigner bo indis creet enough to in&lt;|iiiro aft^r the victim, tlio answer, even from tho'/nearest relu fcivo, in nine ,cas(\s out of ten, is that he lins retired to his ostutos,i or travelling for his health. ij Their re-appoaranco, afttr nil exile 01 twenty or flinty years, creates neither observation nor surmise in:'society; Llioy mo received wi...
A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE. A TALE OF THE CRIMEA. CHAPTER XXI.—Continued. [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 5 June 1908
-A TALE OF THE CRIMEA. CHAPTER XXI.-^Continucd. Lolia regarded him with pleasod sur priso; sho had mot with ono who at last scorned to comprehend hor naturo, "Pardon mo," said llonri, "tho ques tion appears nil insult to such purity. Ho could not BOO and doubt you." "Ho died at least with tho conviction tliat his child was worthy of him," sho replied. "But I havo a task, a duty to perform, which will rcquiro all my conr ago to sustain mo. This night I quit St. Potorsburg-I trust for over.1' "AlonoP" "Alono, if hoavon so wills it." "Lolia, whispered tho young man, dooply moved, "tho situation in which you aro placed-so helpless, so unpro tected-alono can justify tho words I am about to utter: I lovo you; lot mo bq your guide-your support-givo mo- a husband's right, and lot mo sco tho man whatover his rank and power, who will daro oppross you " "Impossiblol" exclaimed tho girl, greatly agitated. "Mv fathor, with his dying breath, extorted from mo a pro miso that I -would bo another's....
Soil Inoculation. [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 5 June 1908
Soil Inoculation. The attention' . of the agricultural world has been directed for many years to experiments in connection with "pure culture" soil inoculation, especially , since 1880, when two German scientists -Professor Hellriegal and Dr Well farth-prepared pure cultures of tho "bacteria suited to the Important le . gumes, which were called nitragin, but which failed when required to work out side of Europe. Experiments were made by both the American and English De- , partments of Agriculture in a scientific investigation of the root nodule organ Ism and .the pure- culture method of rri oculatlon. Considerable attention was directed to Dr P. Moore's (Washington) system, but generally speaking the re sults have been disappointing. However, further experiments have bcenc «onduct ed by Professor Bottornley, of King's College, London, in order to find a ba cillus capable of fixing free atmospherUj nitrogen and with the power of retain ing its vitality on some such medium as cotton w...
Fatal Accident. [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 5 June 1908
: ; ; " Fatal Accident. . -A: .varv sail undiir; ro !lu game oi' foot!)"!! [iiayc.1' on ih. . I>eniston ground . this sea*oii f.c .. curred./'ou- - Sjiturihiy last, ? wis :ii teams/ rypresiinviiig.- . Fiiitey iind Illusion were engaged in a frbndly . match . prior to. 'a \commencemeiit being- made with: Association matches.. Waiter Bartlielson a new player, onlyseventeen years of age .was playing, u'ith the Fin ley lads and in attempting to take a marie J whs .severely ', bumped by' other piayers. ; H-j was unable to take any; .further, part in, the same, but his 'comrades attached little importance | to the-instance, - which .was regarded i only a> a biu'np, inseparable to the I game.. The' lad was taken-home "by-'his Uncle where lie' stayed, the .lug'iit, but towards morning lie complained of- severe pains in the stomach, and he was taken; to his Ji'onic.' , The pain was not decreas ing so'his.latner brought him into Tocumwal on Sunday morning and' taken to Mrs Pigot's hospi...
NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF. [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 5 June 1908
NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF. A solicitor, who is noted for his egotistical bearing, rccontly retired to a quiet town for a month's rest, and his air of superiority aroused the curiosity of the "daft" resident of the place, who made un his mind to in vestfgate without delay. One morning ho cooly "buttonholed" the proud man of parchment, and with out further parley, boldly asked him why ho was so "stuck up." The solicitor smilod. "Well," ho said, "I am a member of a most honourable profession, and that naturally makes one feel a little iproud." This explanation did not satisfy daft William. "It's all very (woll what you say" said ho, after a brief reflection j but toll me what a lawyer can doP" "Oh," roplied the othor, anxious to humour his interrogator, "for 0110 tiling lie can draw a conveyance." "Draw a conveyance!" oxclaimed "Willie in disgust. "Why, tliat's noth ing. Any donkey can do that I" Tin? lawyer moved' on.
D[?] [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 5 June 1908
»;hnrr.i>ir; X1- tii',. \\r)ii.vp i? i in.tunueU .10 , : :rns or calves from growing a en c or "pencil" can be used with sr.fety.. There is no danger of.injury to the cnlf when the operation is properly per formed. It is performed as . follows Place the calf on Its side and let an at-' tf*ndant ho'd it securely. Clip the hair off the place where the horn is starting to grow, wet the caustic potash in cold water, and carefully rub over the place for a period of 10 or 12 seconds, being careful not to touch the caustic to any thing else, Then turn the calf over, clip the hair on this side and apply the caustic in exactly the same manner. By this time the horn first treated will be dry and ready for the second app!fca-: tion, which 'should conform exactly to; the first on both sides. . Operrtiions per formed in this way are universally sue- , cessful when the calves are not over three days old. With older calves it is much more difficult. The horn must first be filed off or shaved wi...
Local Taxes. [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 5 June 1908
Local Tr.xes. ' A forit r"\o we. referre 1: to . 1'ie.po-M1. i ,1 tv t-f .1 tax oil lie in - p.- .v. U vauiesof io-.vn-.li:[J prop riiub whi_-h may b-: levied-by our-Shire Council, and pointed on;, that there is a decided inclination on the part of -.spme' Councillors;, . e&psciall;:'' those 1 iv.inff:in.tlie. . countrjy .to im pose a tax on t!ic;?.improved values., or in other words on'.the thrift and industry of (he residents. J.ts sup port of our c intentions that a tax jin improved values is not a just one, we take the following letter from the "Advocate" which appeared in that journal over the name of A. G.; I-Iuie, 'and we .trust that' those interested will carefu ly . peruse same.- : - - "iVoticing a paragraph in a daily paper that it was proposed to raise' additional revenue in Kerri gan by means .of a local rate on im 'proved Values, I looked up'-.the re .port of1 the Council's proceedings in your columns. The I.ocal Govern-' iiient Act provides for the finest syste...
SHUT OUT FROM SOCIETY. [Newspaper Article] — Tocumwal Guardian and Finley Free Press — 5 June 1908
SHUT OUT PROM SOCIETY. A cortain humorist who is, as a rule, oxtromoly avorso to social functions, was induced to attend a "literary" dinner given in honour of a novelist. Ho had been told off to talco in to dinner the sister of his host, an ex cellent woman, though anything but "literary." Tho conversation touching upon tho boautios of Chaucor, about whom a cortain sot was thon cultivating ft fad, a spirited discussion ensued, during which tho bewildered sisi.er caught from time to time only tho name "Chaucer." At last she whispered to tho humor ist:' "Who is this Mr. Chaucer th.-y'ro talking about so muclir' Is l.e \ciy popular in society?" "Madame," solemnly responded the othor, "that man did somotliing that forever shuts him out of socioty.*' "Heavens 1" oxclainicd tho wo* thy dame, "and what was that?" "Ho diod several hundred years ago."