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The Question Answered. [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

The Qllestion Anusercd. ,Do you know whst time it in?" asked a p?,,Eer on the elevated road of the stranger at hi' side. " Yes." replied the other, after glancing at bis watch. And he resumed his paper.-Tid Bit,.

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Old and Seasoned. [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

01d anti Seasoned. "T TnotLs, spell weather,' " said the mister. SW.i.-a-.e.t-h i.-ae.r, weather." "You moust sit down, Thomest you've given us the worst spell of weather we've had this year." WAtLACEo' "Ben Hur" has sold to the ex. tent of SO, 000 eopiee. Many authora would like to have "Boen ima."

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
No Black. [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

No Black. 013 stood on the corner of Woolward avenue and Congress street and seemed to look far, far away. ' Black yer butes ?" querried a shiner who came acrosse the street. No answer. " Orter be blacked," contined the boy. " Feller may have on ever so nice dude, but if his buoes don't shine he don't look like a gent. The man looked a mile further away. " It won't be but five cents, you know, and a nickel won't bust yer bank account. It's wonderful how much shine you can get for a little money. What do you say?" The man's eyes seemed to be following a furniture waggon as is rolled down the street, but he was silent. " Don't want to press the matter, you know, butif you could give me an answer inside of an hour I'd be very much obliged. I like to see a man think deeply before deciding an im portant matter." The man came back to this world long enough to spit over his shoulder and move aside for a man with a ladder, and then he took flight again. " Perhaps you'd like to have me meet ...

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Difficulties of Composition. [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

Dilflcaltes of Collposition. A cturt.ur eccentric composer met a friend who asked him it he had recently been making any more music. " Well," replied the eom. pouer, " composition is a serious affair. If you have a good idea you can't find the paper to write it down ; if you do write it, you won't find apublisher; if you do find one, he won't praise you; if your musio eventually is puhlished, nobody wil buy it; it somebody does buy it, he won't know bhow to play it; and if he does play it, he won't liket."

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
A Strong Man's Despair. [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

A Strong 61anm's Delsiatr. I NvLaa tried to Ieave tie town But what I mined the train; 1 never took a buggy ride B it what t~.-rn came a rain. I never bought a pair of pant. That would not rip in two; I never bought a brown hair dye That did not die it blue. I never had a cup olf tea t'hat was not filled with fling; I never told a shining truth That did not count for lion. I think I've reached the bottom stop, Wnen coming down the stair, hand when I reach the length of sie I'm iawed because I swear. Editors.lhowev'er muchl tlhevy ny le, hinned are fond of the wovrl "impartall.' An editor once gave nl "impartial accountuf a thunder storn. A slump rteater wanted the winglsof a hird to ly to every villing and hamnlet in the brood landl; but he collo,sed when a mann in the crowd sug out, You'dl get shot for ta goose before you fleIv o tule,

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Humor. Commiscration. [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

lbtllot'. Commiseration. MTns. A.--" I was reading to-day about the dreadful slaughter of our song.birds. One case was where 75.000 were killed. Isn't it dradfutl?" Irs. B.--"It is, indeed. What did they kill them for 1" MIrs. A.-" The papers Pny they were killed to decorate ladler' hate." Ire. B--"Oa I well that isn't a great many, after all, ronsidering how many hate there are in the world. Dut is it really true that the birds are becoming ecaree ? I guess I'd better lay in a stock before the price goes up. It's almost Easter, you know."-ld'eIoS Transcript.

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
'The Morwell Advertiser.' VOX POPULI. (PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY). SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1887. OUR AGRICULTURAL SOCIETY [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

'V'O POPULI. (PUILTRSIE D EVIl'tY SATURIDf.AY). SATUvr DAY, FEBRUARIY 5, 1887. OURn .LC.RiCElJIlrURI Si)CIEI'Y WAn?Tr are the objects sought to Ire at attained by the Agricultural Society we have forimedtieoiiis simple of answer. The reply ntaturally suggests itself. The ad vanceetent of the Pastoral andAgricultural interc'ts if. the'districts represented by the society. Tiits gretlainly is correct, lid e'ullmbraes n s:'As range of thought, but it only imperfectly covers the whole of thre ains, requirements, ibcneits, anll ideas that a , close examiiationu of the subject may disclose. Now that the existence of the Morwell, Nlarracan and Tlirboo Pastoral aind Agrieultural Society is assured, it will remain for the comnaittee anid telnbers to deverlop all the resources at couI anolld. The proba bility is, that if a great amonlut of claren and thoughtfuiness is not displayed in tihe nslnagentert, that mratters miay eventuate in the society drifting into it a lre Illmoney-rilakinlg conc...

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
The Difference. [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

The DIitcrenCe. ý Uotn," grunted a toper when the bar.kepe relueed to give him whitky and handed him a glami of water instead. ' Ugh, ain't much di!e~rence 'tween water an' your whisky any "01 romree not," replied the berekeeper. ",O X. fifteen cents, that's al."-lFashinotoa Critic.

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Too Busy to Argue. [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

Too u1sy to Argue. Ccrrosan (in restaurant)-- Here, waiter, thns steak is too tough to eat." Waiter-" Sorry, sh; Ise too busy to argue 'boout d t stea.k now. II yO' wants to argue wit a waiter 'bout do toughnesS of steak yo' mus' come in when do noon rush am ober."-D,'ew Fork Times.

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
CORRESPONDENCE. TO THE EDITOR OF MORWELL ADVERTISER. [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

CORRESPIONDENCE. -------+---- Ton,'tirE eI?"TOrn OF 31ýWiLtr.r, ADVrF.eTI'I.. Stn.--An article appenring in the " Mat?ra Spcctator," reprinted in the "3Torwell (a zette." utider the lrheading. " What may happen to a man in Victoria." has jict been lirought under my notice. Poor old Jncb, I o long ,a retSidet of thie district allowed to die on the floor of a prison cell. The reflee tion brings a htrnin bhluhot to my fare when TI thinkl o the " inhul anity." of men. Well might we reflect on :lhnrn's hitter thot?hts cwhen 'he wrote that "3Man's inhI mnanity to matn mnkes contle?, tholtoanFeds mourn." Who would have thought that poor JaIotb after a ,long life of toail. woculd have bhen alloweil to hrevathe his Inst in a prison ? . .w ould ask, " What wns his offence ?', Simply none. Tie wns ill, he was poor, ror. sluenlltly instead of the hiteo?rtllt nylh it. the ognl was goeel enough?.for one who was Ipoor. It is time, dMr. ]iditor. that some amendment should he made in the laI tlint c...

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
TO-MORROW'S SERVICES. [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

TO-IOIIItOW'S SIERVICES. CIIUIC.I Or ICarL..ND.-li)ivi Scrvice will bIe held ne?xt Sunday as f,llows:- lhev. J. lI\Wnalkcr at TI'rarnlnl 11, Glen grry 3, Traralg in 7. A.r. E. 11. Smith at Callignie II, Crr.ajunig . Piitsii?nTIRIt.N CUiieoll.-l.te.J G.Wilson aq Trirnl- Jn1. l Citage 3. "IJleos.dnle 7. Air. A. II. 3Macdl nald at G(lengarry II. ''yers 3. Trrnrlgon 7. AIr. E. Eldrildgi at lDrilliend II, M1orwell 3, 1lec 7. Wcsir.r.LN Clrnc?ir.--lter. ''. A!ldny nat 'loniialnbbie 11, ()kngary 3, 'lT.tr:daI?i 7. SIupply. Traranlgon 11. Ien. \. '. Ilint at Alrwnell 11 anld 7, Antnirersarv; lnlazewood North ".

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Melbourne Retail Markets. [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

Me'leltlil: Ill!ttail 3libtsf'. Bultchers' iollt is over uilpplied, all the market is easier. Bilt ter, howeIii ve, of prilme qualit.y is s?carcer, onld prices aive iiadvanicedi. Eggs alil poultry are alsoi irith at late rates. The ruling I?rtes lre Beef, Idi to iht per lb ; pork, 7i to Sd ar lb; mlnlttoiil 3l.l to 41t plr b. . Pout.Tny :-Fowls,5 s to So iper pair; ducks, (is to 8s per plhir. D.AlY P'ondUc : :--Clleee, ' li 1i is per lb ; eggs, s 3id to li d pter dozeni; butter, is -l4 t, 2s per 1 ; bread, 5ill to hl per -lib loaf t; oner, GIl to it pr tlh ; milkt, Odi per quart ; hals, 1ld to ts Id per lb; bacon, 8i? to to per lb.

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
TO CORRESPONDENTS. [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

TO CORRESI'ONDENTS I.etcra' nrinl other orn rnIiclt]/;lol ot tC2Ol1C for i!iLfrtion in the ie-.r.; cuhuiu sOhuuloI be adireised to TrIL E~tTOerd. Reje l lcttie r annot, be returned utlner :,ey eireulllut:tccu e whantsever.

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Topics of the Day. [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

Topics of tilt I l'tO . Ax interview toolk place on Wedhesdav last, l etween ti?iliiiister for Iliiucation and 1Mr. \Valle 1Madden, Dr.. L'hummnr anti MIr. MartiJ, repIroesentin.g the Council of the Agrictlt ?ral Colleges for'the pur pose of conferri g nas to the admission of State school Iovs to the' Idnelitst of the colleges. Professor l'earson stated the Goverimcnlt proposed givinig £200 each year for scholarships, available for competition in all thl-State Schiols of the colony. [t was probable that the boys who succeeded in winning might prefer a course in training in the Agricultural Colleges in preference to a terlli passed at the Gram:mar anitdl kindred sclIhools where they could only learn French and other subjects that tiilght he of little use to them. Of cours lie could not say what proplortion of fiys, who 'succeededC in obtaining scholarsliips, would select the Agricultural Colleges, bIut he,thlughtltt it possible that the council'coihld depend on .):( or 40 sent upi ev...

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
SHE KHEW HIM. [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

8HE KIEW HIM. -o-. Sreastic Wife-" Coming home as usual, I ?utlpiose 1" i"und-of-staying-out.late IHusband-" Yes, cerrainly." SarcastLce Wife-" Well, put this letter in the first mail in the morning, nnd if you meet the milkman tell him to leave two quarts." -Judge. A Galveston female sehonl-teacher was on intimate terms with the male teacher in the .slne school. lie was in the habit of often strllitng into her room during the recess and chatting withI the object of his affections. Ilis name was Smith. One day the lady teacher endeavoured to make tile culs comrn prehend the omniprcsenco of Gode. She ex plained to them that God was everywhere. " N cw, my dear childrenr if you all go out of thi rooin, exc?lt myself, and i stay here. Am I atone I" asked the ftmale teacher. '"io," exclaimne one of the little girls, " Ir Smittll will be with you." Julia, aged six-" We've got a new habyhv at our place." Clara, aged six-" What is it, a boy or a girl l" Julia-Oh, we don't now yet, for we've...

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
WHITE CAKE. [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

WHITE CAKE. Whites of two eggs beaten to a froth. one cup of white sugar, six tablespoonfuls of melted hatter; stir well together, then add sweet milk one cup, and two and one-half cups of fllor, and two heaped teatpoonfulsof go?l baking powder mixed witl flour; flavor with lemon, BI.ke in sheets or layers and put lemon jelly between, LIEttON JELLY. Two finely-grated lemons, four eggs, three cups of white sugar. Stir all toiether and "putt in a tin p til aid set in a kettle f boil. ot water. Stir till is thick to spread between cakes. CREAM FRITTEI?. Stir into one pint of sweit milk one and one-hllal pints of flour, which h.ll prrevlosly hbeen mixed willt two heaping teaspolnfuls of hakinh epower, crldint six eg.s well bcatuo. one teusploolftl ioft salt, and one pint of gecold sweet cream ; drop this mixture from atabllespoon into hot lard, and fry same as doughnuts. Mental pleascrcs are the mist reliable. uothing is oirer contemptible than the be. traval of a friedl. lise with an a...

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Film. Ahead of [?] [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

Ahead vi Cfdidcu. CadmeA brought letters to) (Ircce, my em, but typographical crn ro n? inWeT' ul ages before anybody tholught of letter,.

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
A New Game. [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

A New GIldne A DOOnWAY. TWO TRAMPS. FonvT TRAtP : Got any money ? Second Tramp: N.tw, only this punched quarter. First Tramp : That'll do. Let's go and get a drink. Second Tramp: What on? Goe thrown out, you mean. First Tramp : (producing a bottle) : Know what's in this bottle ? Course ye don't. Ye don't know nothing. There's a sponge in this bottle. Come 'long. A BSAOON. ENTOIR FIRST T15IMP. First Tramp : Giumo, quarter's worth whisky. (lattles quarter on counter. Bar. keeper measures out whisky and pours it in ale bottle.) Here's your money. Barman : Say, this won't do. This quarter's punched. No good. First Tramp: Ain't got no other. Take your whisky back. (larman grimly drains bottle back into demijohn.) A DOOWAYT. ENTER TWO TRAMPS. First Tramp: Give us your can. (Breaks bottle and lqueezee sponge into can.) Don't you drink that now. Got two more saloons to work before we get two eqelare horns. Give us another bottle. (Goes through same per. formance with same results at a dozen...

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
VEAL CHITTERLINGS WITH PURSLANE [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

VEAL CHITTERLINIG WITH PUROStAE TIns may appear an odd dish to many, hut is very wholesome, nutritious and easily di. gested. Chitterlings are the frill intestine round the stomach of the calf, and are also found in other eatible animals. The Chitter. lings of the codfish is a most toothsome dainty. Cut the veal chitterlings open, and wash them thoroughly. Cover with colt and water over night, drain and parhboil them if. teen minutes ; plunge into cold water and drain them again. Cut them in neat pieces, dredge with flour, and fry in smoking hot fat. Arrange them in the centrr of a dish. and put a border of purslane around them. Pouk over the purelane carefully and mash it thoroughly. Put it in a pot with water enough to prevent burning. Add a little salt, and a small piece of ham for seasoning; boil one hour; when done, drain off all moisture and chop it fine. Pot in a frying pan, an ounce or two of butter. Add the purelane, season with pepper and salt, and moisten with a little st...

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
The Farm. SMALL HOLDINGS BEST. [Newspaper Article] — Morwell Advertiser and Weekly Chronicle — 5 February 1887

Cravinl for amnl attmprin thie crltiva tin of too much land are predomninating feelings with many. Tris inattiable thirst for more land is perhaps more na tural: but unwise : as a rule, the larger the farm, the nmore homeopathic are the dloses of mllanulre. There is nothling so gratefful as the soil, and the man is f-tolilmh who attemplts the cultivation of more land than he can keep in good heart. If any one trok the trouble to analyse the returns of the varilous sized farms, he would in variably tind that the small hohlings gave the greatest acreable yield ; thel old saying, " What is worth doing at all is worth doing well," was inever intro applicable to any work than to that of farming. We have had seeasonls occasionally, and partial faili es in our crops, buit even then tle careful, practical man always has the ad vaitage. There is 110o excuse for slovenly farming : it is with large occupiers where the work is slobbered over; the latter wiud raither " put ii" two hundred acres,...

Publication Title: Morwell Advertiser And Weekly Chronicle
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
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