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Page 1 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 28 September 1894

1 A Iowa State Bystander. rUHMHUKl) KVKItV l'lUDAV. CHARLES S. RUFF, Editor. THADDEUS S. RUFF, Associate Editor. JOHN D. REELER, Secy, and Bus. Mgr. OKKICIAI. I'AI'KK OK TIIK A KKO-A KICK*'A N i'KOTKCTI VK ASSOCIATION OK IOWA. OKKICIAI- I'AI'KK OK 'l'HK MOST WOI4 Hiai'Kia, iinitkh (ihasd i.oikik ok IOWA, A. K. & A. M. TKItMS OK SlTliHClill'TION. One year $1.50 Six mouths 75 Three months 50 All subscriptions payable in advance. OFFICK: IIKOIHTKH ISI.K., TIMIII) FI.OOH. Send money by jiostollico order, money order, express or draft, to Tim Iowa State BystandI'.h Publishing Company. Communications must be written on one side of the paper only and be of interest to the public. "Brevity is the soul of wit," remember. We will not return rejected manuscript unless accompanied by postage stamps. KKl'UIU.K'AN STATE TICIvKT. For Secretary of State, VV. M. McFARLAND. For Auditor of State, s. G. MCCARTHY. For Treasurer of State, JOHN HERRIOTT. For Judges or Supreme Court, C. T. GRANGER. H. ...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Iowa, United States
Page 2 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 28 September 1894

I** X. CBUUE9 8. KCFF, Editor S MOI.NES IOWA. ?IT IF» respe«*Ajdly suggested that tho npcror of Germany is crowding tho ivino writo of kiti^s ft tritlo hsixl Djphon he composes operas. A CHICAGO astronomer has discov ered a green spot on tho moon. W a *may yet have a scientific corrolxjra Hion of tho old theory that the moon is ^madc of groen cheese. AN As tor scandal,a Valid er bill scati dal, a McAllister scandal and ti Stewart scandal all cn the boards at nne and the same time is rather crowding the mourners. WAR news from China and J£A»o costs on an average $2.50 a word. 'Ill is will prevent any enterprising war correspondent who wishes to hold the wires from telegraphing- the book .of Genesis. EI.OX'EMENTS are less romantic in real life than they are in novels, but the news of throe elopements on the Atlantic coast is an agreeable and op timistic variation from recent records of as many suicides per day. As PETE JACKSON has sailed for Lon don "by way of the West Indies his lit ...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Iowa, United States
Page 3 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 28 September 1894

$r' LOCAL NEWS. Two good. steady and industrious barbers can find employment by apply ing at this ofliue. Extra copies of 'I'M: low.v STATIC UVHTANHKII can be obtained from our agents at 5 cents per copy. The Latitat Afternoon Social Club will meet on Wednesday afternoou, October II, 1HIM, with Mrs. Hooker. Any woman or man in the city seek ing employment can advertise in TIIK TOWA STATK HVBTANDKH free of charge. tf The pound party at Uev. .). T. Cas ton's residence Monday evening was quite largely attended, and the even ing was delightfully spent in social en joyment. Little Ethel Stewart gave a birthday party Tuesday evening to a goodly number of her little friends. She re ceived some very nice presents and the entertainment throughout was a grand success. The Coal I'alace. :il7 Sixth avenue, handles the very best grades of fuel, and with prompt service and courteous treatment gives the best satisfaction in filling orders. (five them a call. Their terms are cash. l.VSw The many fr...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Iowa, United States
Page 4 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 28 September 1894

^It Ift •.npcroi ivine Dl?hen ,uiay aai 1 SU ou en a vf t'l 1 ii a.- h' boc hair, pia^' t- A QUEER OAS By G. S. Monluoinrrj". A Cr Transmigration of souls'- Yes. sir, orod »s true as daylight. A few weeks ago read an nmnuit. ol' a man who dn a in itio*1 ijp hini.Nolf l'or made mother man. taking on liis appeavniieo irnd liis manner of speech. The story took so powerful a hold An me that 1 was unable 1o settle down to ui.v evening's work, and I started out nn an aimless walk, to meditate upon it. The supremacy of will tli it was •vhat it meant—individual strength. Why might it not drive the eonseious ness of somebody else out of him and allow the stronger mind to take posses- I sionV From sheer force of habit, because business takes me there almost every day, 1 turned in at die lobby of the hotel. It was the eolio of my own feet on the tiled floor that made me look up to see where 1 was and how I got there, and it vexed me a trifle to see how absent-minded I was becoming. Absent mind...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
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Page 1 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 5 October 1894

mal^i «'S VOL. I. Iowa State Bystander. i'UULIHIIKI) KVKliV K1UDAV IIY TUK ltY STANDKK I'UKiaSIUNCl COMPANY. __ CHARLES 8. RUFF, Editor. THADDEUS S. RUFF, Associate Editor. QOHN P. REELER, Manager. OKWMAI, I'AI'KII OK TICK AKKO-AMKMCAN PJIOTKCTIVK ASSOCIATION OF IOWA. OFFICIAL l'Al'KIS OK THE MOST WOH HUIl'Kiri. lTKITKI) GKAND I.ODOK OK IOWA, A. K. & A. M. THUMB OK tU'HBCmi'TION. One year Six months Three months All BUbscrtptions payable in advance. OKKICB: RKMHTKB 1!I,Km THIKD FI.OOK. Send money by postotflce order, money order, express or draft, to TUB IOWA STATU BYHTASDWI Publishing Company. Communications ninst bo written on one side of the paper only and be of interest to the public. ''Brevity is the soul of wit. remember. We will not return rejected manuscript unless accompanied by postage stamps. Let every Republican register and prepare to vote in November. Conneeticut is in line. The Repub lican gains in that state are un paralleled. The Republicans of South Carolina wi...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Iowa, United States
Page 2 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 5 October 1894

rv CBAKUE8 s. nt'rr. nut«r. k»bsmcT ks. NEWS FROMJER IOWA. Erick J.undpivn was fatally crusluvl at Fori Dod^c by the earing mot a FCCVVOT TREND). Frank llutt-s, of I) ikot-a City,-blow out his life by the bullet route. Do mestic infelicity was the cau.se. Bellow, murderer of Tiffany, »t Fort Podge, withdrew his pica of not fpiilty and entered one of guilty, ltoth wore gamblers. In the halea^ corpus case of Thomas 1). Ilurkc, held to the grand jury at Marengo on the charge of kidnaping IJay Elliott., Judge Ney denied the pe tition. Mrs. Joincs Henuettfell into-a.cistern *t her home in Bonapart-e and was drowned. Her body was not recovered tttl some time after the accident happened. The auditor of state has issued a call for a quarterly statement of the con dition of all the state and savings bonks in Iowa at the close of business September 2G. M. H. King of Des Moines shipped Ms apparatus to Guthrie Center for the purpose of beginning the excavation a'short distance from that city im...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Iowa, United States
Page 3 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 5 October 1894

01 It I I •rfc joint hat' 1, •M fb .- my doar luy dying- .4) iriond wliilo Norma held one of Jii.s hands, I tins other. What else was tlieiv for him to do. .since Norma wt'iuld not marry Jiim? And yet, if woman over loved a man she lovtid Jiim and as niiL and studied tlioso two wretch ed mortals—ho dying of 'poison ad ministered by his own hand in a moment of rash desperation because she had refused to marry him, and she tortured by an inconceivable ag-ony of consciousness that she was the cause of the tragedy and that in sense his blood was upon her head, and that in his death she was losiny all thut life held precious for her, as 1 Htudied the strange and tragic incongruities that mingled with the other world shadows which flitted about the room. I wondered, hardened physician though I was, at the variety of human perversityand the suffering' that issues from it. Here, 1 reflected, wan a girl, not a child, blessed with an uncom ,1-moD array of gifts—a soul, us whole some and pure ...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Iowa, United States
Page 4 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 5 October 1894

LOCAL NEWS. !corgc llOUlf. oity. 1'oindexter is very sick at hi* Mrs. Win. Gordon has been 11 tho hick Hm this week. Mrs. Rolert .Jones goes to Denver Saturday 011 an extended visit. Mr. and Mrs. IJcilly Hell and family sre now living at 700 Ninth street. Mr. anil Mrs. iaee Morton and fam­ ily are now living- at 779 Tenth street, Mrs. Maggie Weltou, of Newton, is visiting the Misses ('-lemons, of this \V. A. Itirney was a little under the weather everal days of the present week. Do not- forget to subscribe and pay tor a colored journal. Try Tin-: 15 v- ST.VNUKK. Louis Miller left for Minneapolis the tatter part of last week to remain in­ definitely. Mrs. .lames Williams, of Mediupolis, Iowa, is visiting friends and relatives in the city. Two good, steady and industrious barbers cawi And employment by apply­ ing at this offloe. .1. D. Carter loft for Muchakinock Monday after a few days' visit with family and friends. Ox-eat opportunity to get furniture, cheap be fore Chase and West m...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
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Page 1 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 12 October 1894

It yM is lu* 'J port.' makv strict inent^ fouir' W Sv\ •I bn! A r&. :L U-, A ,.JW ,/J' .. A VOL. I. Iowa State Bystander. VUBLIKIIRD KVKllY HUOAY JIY THK IIY STANDKR I'UHI.IHIUNO COMPANY. CHARLES'S. RUFF, THADOEUS S. RUFF, JOHN D. REELER, OFFICIAL I'Al'KK OK TIIK MOST WOK HUH'KUL UNITED 0 HAN I) I-OUGK OK IOWA, A. K. St A. M. TERMS OK HUIISCBll'TlON. One year Six mouths Threo months All subscriptions OKKICK: RKOISTKB BI.K., THIRD FLOOR. Bond money by postoffice order, money •order, express or draft, to Tun IOWA STATE BYSTANDf.it Publishing Company. Communications must be written on one side of the paper only and be of interest to "-tifepabtid:^ MBiWrr ia toe soul or wit," remember. We will not return rejected manuscript unless accompanied by postage stamps. Governor Jnckson is holding- good meetings at every place he speaks. He understands the issues before the coun try und presents thcin in si fair and Jjoaest manner. Tlio Chinese soldier is paid oft' once a month. lie gets 81,...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Iowa, United States
Page 2 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 12 October 1894

Iowa State Bystander. CHVItl.ls S. JU tr. Kdltor. DES MOIN I: IOWA. Ir' niiini- as goji.'roits about r-oi: .intmwvs im- their victim* lis tho courts an- nixiul coiii inuances for tho murderer*. how tli death rate would dii':\iiw, in oil larsre «oin munitio. AI.THOI:CH tard is alxnit as universal in (.ho United States as in Ktiglaud, it, does not. seorn to bo navortisod in tho new8pa|ers hero to tho same extent. in the KngLish journals. iHKdukoot Orleans intimates that, ho will hustlo for tho crown of Franco Tho dulce is quite a hustler. It will So remomljored that he hustled into France and then the French jrovern ment did noinc hustling- on its own ac count. lie was hustled into jail and then altar ho had cooled down he was hustled out of France. Tho duke knows all about hustling. A VETERAN social observer in New York gives it as his opinion that the out-of-town season is growing longer every year, and that society jxiople linger later and later with tho autumn in their country hom...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
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Page 3 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 12 October 1894

mm OUT OF A TRUNK. By Dret IJarlc. It was a slightly cynir.il, Itul fairly tfood-hunioml rrowil that had pitlusml Imforo a wuvhouso ON LOUK W'lisirl* in Sail Francisco one afternoon in tins munnitT of 'fil. AUliou^li Ui occusluii wa.s tli aiiclinn, tlio bidders- cliaiuvn morn than uminlly 'iazardous Jnd tlu HcuHon anil locality famous for reckless speculation, there was scircely any excitoinent among the hystamlers, and a lazy, half-humorous curiosity seemed to liavo taken the place of any ascul for train. It was iui auction of unclaimed trunks nnd hoxe.s—the personal lutw^e of ear ly emigrants—which had been left on 'flip Ilnclnimetl Truok. storage in hulk or warehouse at San Francisco, while the owner was seek ing liis fortune in tlio milk's. The ditKculty and expense of trans port, often obliging the gold-seeker to make part of his journey on foot, re stricted hiin to the smallest, impedia menta, and that of a kind not often found in the luggage of ordinary civil ization. As a co...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Iowa, United States
Page 4 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 12 October 1894

LOCAL NEWS. Mr. Well! week. on the Mcli list this Miss Mabel Hnss will make her home in the city this winter. Mrs. Kcilly J5elI celebrated her birth anniversary Monday. (X-to' er Chester \WhxIs, .son of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Woods, is recovering from a spell of .sickness Kxtra copies of Tux. Iowa Stalk l!\ stanhkk can I t- obtained from our a peats at. cent* per copy. Mrs. Harnett's little son, of Much ukinock, who had his linger crushed several days ago isgetting along nicely Mrs. Uol-ert Jones left for Denrer Colo., last Sunday, where she will make an extended visit with her brothers in Denver and Pueblo. Miss Lena Chandler, of Macon City, Mo., is visiting at the home of Rev. Caston, and expects to make this city her home. ss Cora llass met, with an unfor tunate. accident last Saturday. She fell while, going down stairs and suf fered slight injury. Willis IV Morton is in (irand Island. Jeb. 11c has a situation in that city and will be joined by Mrs. Maud Morton in a few weeks. lie....

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
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Page 1 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 19 October 1894

VOL. I Iowa State Bystander. I'WJMHIIKll KVKItV KUIDAY IIY TilK ItY KTA XllKH riTIU.I.SIIINd COMI'AXV. CHARLES S. RUFF, Editor. THADDEU8 8. RUFF, Associate Editor. JOHWiP. RKglER:, Manager. H1KK:IAI, I'.M'KIT OK TIIK AFKO-AMKMOAN* KOTK "r IV A HK()(' IA TI OX OK IOWA. ORVIRIAI. I'AL'Klt OK TIIK MOST AVOLFRT MIIII'KIN. UNITKO flUAND I.ODOI: OK IOWA. A. K. A A. M. TL.LTMS OL' si r..HM!H'Tiox. One year .Six months Three months All subscriptions OIKI(L K: ..*1.50 .75 .. .50 mvutile in advance. RKOISTKI: lti-K-- Tninn Fi.oon. Send money by postotlice order, money order, express or draft, to Tin: IOWA STATE [Ji sTAXOEit Publishing Company. Communications must be written on one side of the paper only and be of interest to the public. -Brevity is the soul of wit." remember. We will not return rejected manuscript unless accompanied by postage stamps. Judge Tourgee: "If 1 was a colored' man in the north 1 would go to a fashionable white Christum church at least once a month, and to every othe...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Iowa, United States
Page 2 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 19 October 1894

1/ CHAKI.KS S. HI'Ft", IMllor. DF-S MOl,M'. IOWA. Tin- jv'.ilsrc of tin' KVolaik county dis trict court sentenced Oil Smith to lif lecn years in the penitentiary for bur •Htiry at At wood. in the district court at Marion in I he ease, of J. F. Fiedlur ag-ainst the city of Cedar lUiptds, for'S-Ii,(HW) inm ag-cs,.for a fall on a defective sidewalk, the jury returned a verdict awarding hitn $1.10. As the result of a overs quarrel, Chas. Kahler, a younp carpenter of Davenport, shot. Lizzie Mclitcrf in the face, inflictiii£ a. serious wound. then teent a ballet in liis own brain, dying instantly. The girl will recover. The Atlantic Steam Laundry was en tirely destroyed bv tire a few nights ng*. Two frame building on either side of the laundry were saved by the valiant efforts of the lire department. Ix»ss, ?2,0Xi. covered by insurance. A few nights since while Sheriff Stamm and family, of Sibley, were at tending a political Ru-vting. John Ziek. in jail for larceny. broke through the ceil...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Iowa, United States
Page 3 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 19 October 1894

I E scHcmc. in her mirnl. It secmcil lo her it very brilliant scheme and one that voiikl be worked :is easily as full ing oil' logr. ~j.\ 4. She put on her •vcrj flncsl. to malic a call upon her jyou'np miiArcsjs. She was 'guy indeed jjn a very broiully striped homespun .{fown, bhort and scant in the skirt, .-•displaying a pair of hirj 1 -o flat feet, .•eneascd in a pair ol' red and white striped stockings and a pair of un 7Dtttcd brogau -sliotra. A red bandana tiouml about' her snowy wool and a 1 large white apron laundered with e.v ouiHite skill •completed her outfit She came in at the bide g-ato and beated her.self with affectionate familiarity upon 1.1ie topmost step of the piazza, wailing for the young lady to appear. Miss Etta saw her through the open door and came out, mailing kindly. "Well, Aunty Tempo, how are you .to-day?'' "Poo'lv. chile, poo'ly. an' I done walked all disshcr way ter git yuh to iio f.omelin' fur de ol' ooman. Will yer, honey?'' "Surely, Aunty Tom))?, if I...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Iowa, United States
Page 4 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 19 October 1894

'-/i -v fivfr/-. -v LOCAL NEWS. tiftri Mr A4s. tvtry wt«k for good ifrgalns by first-class housos. .(.'has. Hughes is on the sick list. 'Mrs. Charles Stewart is on the sick 1 ist. Miss l-'annic Adams is suflcrinj. tonsilitis. from Mr. Edwivnt, a former Dos -Moines grentleman, is iu the city. Win. Mills left Thursday n.orning for Oiuahii. en route to Sioux City. Miss llattie Anthony, of lioone, •uiwle a flying" visit to onr eity last Fri day. Attorney A. (.!. Clark, of Oskaloosa, was in the city :i few ilays attending -ourt. Mrs. W. 11. Scott has pone to her liume in Fayette. Mo., to spend several weeks with friends and relatives. The Ladies' Afternoon Social Club will meet next Wednesday. October Ith. with Mrs. H. D. Wood at Hoggs town. Mrs. Susie Hughes, of Newton, who has been visiting Mrs. Clemens and also friends in lndianola, left for Newton "Monday evening. Every reader of Tut: low a .Statk V.vsTAi\'vKi: should keep careful watch of our advertising columns. These firms want yo...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
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Page 1 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 26 October 1894

i- I rr VOL. I. Iowa State Bystander. rUHLISIIEU KVKUY KitlDAY 11V T1IK 1IY HTANDKK rUIlUSIIINO.COMrAN Y. CHARLES 8. HUFF, THADDEU8 3 RUFF, JOHN D. REELER, Editor. Associate Editor. Manager. OFFICIAL I'ATKH OK TIIK A FKO-AMKUICA VBOTECTIY ASSOCIATION OF IOWA. OFFICIAL I'Al'Klt OF TIIK MOST WOK HlIIl'FUL I NITKl) OBAN I) I.ODOE OF IOWA, A. K. A. M. TEUMS OF SUHSCIill'TLON. One year $1.50 Mix months. 75 Three months 50 All subscriptions^payable in:advance. OFFICE: IIEOISTEK BI.K., TJUHD FLOOR. Send monej by postolHce order, money order, expresf or draft, to TIM IOWA STATE BYSTANDEH Publishing Company. Communications mnst bo written oil one side of the paper only and be of interest to the public. "Brevity is the soul of wit," remember. We will not return rejected manuscript unless accompanied by postage stamps. .Judge Toui-pee: "If I was a colored man in the north I would go to a fashionable white Christian church at It*ast once month, and to every other lace where a pood citizen shoul...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Iowa, United States
Page 2 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 26 October 1894

Iowa State Bystander. C1IARLK8 S. IllIKFt KtUtor. DES MOT,\ES. IOWA. 11 hog-ins to look as if tlie emperor would have to strip Li Hun.'» (,'hany down to trunks and tennis shoos. Rierc seems to be a very £od diet to rear li^hlin^ warriors on, according to the latest advices from the Orient. TIIF. English language as it is printed is being enriched every day. To •'•un employment'1 has sue,coed ed "disem ployment,'1 and now comos "motoreer" •for luotorman. Du. PAKKHLRST continues to Harry the feelings of Superintendent Byrnes and calls for the selection of a thoroughly military man as tlio head of the ISow York police force. THERE is a falling'off in the num ber of students entering Princeton col­ lege this year, and it is attributed to the fame achieved by hazing in that institution last year. Is'ot even foot ball has been able to offset this bad eminence. EXPERIMENTS show that a grain of wheat reproduces forty-fold. Every pound should bring forty. It, there fore, follows that much of...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
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Page 3 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 26 October 1894

LOCAL NEWS. Refed our Ads. every week for good Bargains by first-olass houses. Mrs. A. S. liarnett has returned to the city. Itev. .J. Turner is numbered with the sick this week. Mr. Turner, late of St. Joe, arrived in the city Tuesday evening1. Ed. Thomas, formerly porter on the K. J)., has gone to St. Louis. Wra. Hampton, of Keokuk, is acting as bailiff of the federal court. Mrs. John Taylor of Muehakinock was in the city a few days this week. Ilev. 1)LmeIS was in the city Monday, and left Wednesday for Webster City. Oliver Derrit. a former resident of Des Moines, but late of St. Paul, is in the city. Miss Lizzie Scott has gone to Indianola for a short rest and to visit with parents and friends. Mrs. Gardner and Mrs. Henry Taylor visited Mrs. S. Mash at the Christy mines Sunday. The many friends of Keilly Hell will lie glad to know that he is much im proved this week. Mrs. Wilburn and Mrs. C. Woods left Saturday for Harding, la., for a few days' visit with friends. E. T. llanks li...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
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Page 4 [Newspaper Page] — Iowa state bystander. — 26 October 1894

BY WAY OF DIVERSION Hoax—Why do yon oall that trolley car conductor 'Time?'1 Joax—Be muse he waits for no man. Strawber—Did you feel tho lat« financial depression? Sinperlv—Feel it! Why, for a month, 1 wasn't able to borrow a shilling! "If a dog1 should howl under your window at nipht, would you regard it as a sijrn of death?" "Yes, if it was light enoush for mo to get a good aim at the doer."' Judpre—When you broke into the library and stole a lot of bookt why did you take only the works of classi cal authors? Thief—Because, your honor, modern books fetch hardly any price in the market! Mr. Hopperly—What? Yon only sixteen, Maiipic? You look older than that. Madpic—I know it. But 1 can't tell that I'm tw.ntv-one, can I. when my big sister is sticking-at that ape and everybody knows we ain't twins. "There's a man outside who wants to know if tho editor is in," said the Hooter's new office boy. "Show hira up" "No, sir," was the firm reply. "I'll resign first. lie says that's what the ...

Publication Title: Iowa State Bystander
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