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Page 7 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 13 December 1907

1. IN MY FAMILY "I Have Used Po-ru-na ct Various Times for Several Years." 'V a., , .-- --o ..v .'. ,- .v. vi" . ' ft ' . I Recommend Pe-ra-na. VTVT r- EDWARD M. 1 BURTT, 5 N. Louis, He, writes : it nrtorns n me much pleas ure to announce that 1 have used your medicine at various times for several sears, and that it has riven entire satis faction, not only In my own family, but also that of others of my friends. Aad would chperfully recommend the use of Peruna, ns I certainly do endorse your medicine." Catarrh of Head, Nose. Throat. yr. Charles Levy. 80 Allen St., New York, N. Y., writes: "I am very glad to tell yon of the fi:rs wrought by Ferunn in my family. ""My son, aged seven, who had ca tarrh of the nose, was cured by two bot tles of Perunn, and I had catarrh of the hi-nd, nose, throat and ears. One bottle of Peruna cured me." Pe-ru-na Tablets: Some people pre fei tablets rather than medicine in a fluid form. Such people can obtain Pe runa Tablets, which represent the solid me...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 8 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 13 December 1907

EXAB YE! HEAR YE I THE COTTOT IS NOW IN SESSION. eS552fK I JURY BO Nearly the entire limp of Wednesday's session of the Senate wnt taken up with the Introduction of bills, alidost a thou sand being presented. Nearly all were coiiBidored In the lout Congress, most of them being pi'lvnte pension bills. The 'resident sent In the following nomina tions: Regis 8. Post, Governor of 1'orto Rico; W. F. Willoiighb.v, secretary of I'orto Ricoj Judson La Moure, collector of customs for North nnd South Imkota, and Kdward S. Fowler, collector of cus toms for New Voi, The House was not In session. The Senate convened at noon Thursday. William P. Frye beftig elected president pro tern. Senator Datflel got the Demo cratic complimentary vote. The resolu tions of Senators Clr.y nnd Culberson call- I i sues were allowed to go over until Mon day. Most of the session was taken up ty the Introduction of bills. The House as in session only ten minutes and frsnsscfprl tin hnainoaa havnnil Acrrpptntr tn Z ....

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 9 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 13 December 1907

BCBXE AT THE DEATH-TRAP, WEST VIXGIN1A, MINE WHE ntlOHTFUL EXPLOSION KILLED 300 MEIT. HXAB YE! HEAR YEt THE COTTET IS NOW Df SESSION. WORK OF " CONGRESS BIG PACIFIC FLEET, ;,i l. .... r - t"i i I ' ' ' ' " I . ,r - r-wy imp" 1 Greatest Naval Fighting Strength Under Flag for the Long Cruise. WORLD WATCHES THE U. S. MINT IS BUSY GRINDING OUT CASH. People Throughout the Whole Coun try Are Making Incessant Calls for Money. 6EEAT YELLOW STREAM OF GOLD Millions of Dollars In Bullion Now Pouring In to Bo Had Into Coin. This Is rho busy season In the United States mint at Philadelphia. All the country Is calling for money. Every bit of coin-uiultlng mnchlnery In the big Institution Is working overtime. Secretary Cortelyoii lins ordered the eolnnge ot $00,000,000 In 20-dollar gold j pleecB within the next three months. The mint machinery has a nnclty of 4 000 of these coins nn hour. Meantime, there is an Insistent demand from nil over the country for sliver coin of the nraaller denominations...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 1 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 20 December 1907

DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD.' VpLUME XVI DAKOTA CITY, NEB., FRIDAY, DECEMBER 20, 1907. NUMBER 17. TV WORLD'S DAILY NEWS CAREFULLY COLLECTED AND CONCISELY STATED, MINE A DEATH TRAP MORK THAN 200 MEN KILLED IN PENNSYLVANIA SILAFT. Wreck la the Third Wltliln Lens Than Month In the Pittsburg District, Swelling the. Ttolal Fatalities Nearly COO. to An explosion of gas In the Darr mine of the Pittsburg Coal company, located at Jacob's Creek, Pa., Thurs day entombed between 200 and260 miners, and there Is scarcely a ray of hope that a single one of them will be taken from the mine alive. Par tially wrecked buildings In the vicin ity of the, mine and the condition' cf the few bodies found early In the res cue work Indicate that it seems im possible that anyone "could have sur vived it. All of the thirteen bodies taken out are terribly mutilated, and three of them are headless. .This is the third mine disaster since the first of the month In the veins of l the bituminous coal underlying wost- era P...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 2 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 20 December 1907

DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD. Stat Hie S-. VpLUME XVI DAKOTA CITY, NEB., FRIDAY, DECEMIfER 20, 1907. NUMBER 17. WORLD'S DAILY NEWS CAREFULLY COLLECTED AND CONCISELY STATED. MINE A DEATH TRAP MOHK THAN 200 MEN KILMCD IN PENNSYLVANIA SHAFT. Wreck la tlie Third Within Lcm Than Month in the Plttwburg District, Swelling the Ttotal Fatalities to . Nearly COO. An explosion of gas In the Darr mine of the Pittsburg Coal company, located at Jacob's Creek, Pa., Thurs day entombed between 200 and, 250 miners, ,and there is scarcely a ray of hope that a single one of them will be taken from the mine alive. Par tially wrecked buildings In the vicin ity of the, mine and the condition cf the few bodies found early In the res cue work indicate that it seems inr possible that anyone could have sur vlved it. All of the thirteen bodies taken out are terribly mutilated, and three of them are headless. .This Is the third mine disaster since the first of the month In the veins of the bituminous coal underlying we...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 3 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 20 December 1907

J 1 1 if H I i 1 1 1 i! 'J Dakota Comity Herald DAKOTA CITY, NEB. t Publisher.1 JOHN H. REAM, Why tnt make "Wrodmnn, Spare that Trie' the national hyuiut A harp 414 years old has been found (u Jown. Perhaps1 It Is tlie ono tbat nce through Tnru's !mlln. We should like to rebuque those Women of Inihuque who are forcing their husbands to loam to enquo. "I-ndy Subscriber" Is hereby Inform ed thnt uionry which Is carried la a Woman's docking ennnot properly be called elastic currency. The New York Tribune brads a hard times story "Cornet Factory Feels the Finch." Fewer of Its patrons, then, must be feeling the squeeze. A South Norwalk ((Vmi.) man hnS Just returned home from the civil war. His wife certainly Is Justified In sus pecting that ho stopped somewhere oa the way. (J. F.ernord Bhaw sarcastically refers to us as a nation of villagers. If It Is disgraceful to be a villager a good many of us hare hitherto been unaware of Uie fact Miss Mary Money, an American girl, has applied for a...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 4 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 20 December 1907

i 1 WKLTX SANTA CLAUS ITOttGETg. " an i . - 1 1 I X "X THE PARTlWa TEAR, TIIE CHRIST MAS GUEST. much ho to Mrs. nny- si. little lame boy used to live In a house That Santa Claus passed by JWhen he hurried through here on hi jour ney last year, And I have often wondered why i 3Tor the little lame boy had no father, you know, And his face was so thin and so white tThat the saint, 1 should think, would have wanted to go To pay him a visit that night. ""Then I looked at the gifts that old Santa had brought I was never so proud or so glad j But whenever I thought' of the boy he forgot It somehow kept making me sad; For the little lame boy was a good little boy, And I couldn't help wondering why, If the ones that are best deserve more than the rest. Good Santa Claus passed him by. I took him some turkey, and cookies, and toys, And it made him bo glad that he cried, And all day I kept thinking of lame little boys, And folt kind of choky inside; But I dreamed the most beautiful dream that n...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 5 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 20 December 1907

s. Stops Hair I in 11. l una lAycr's Hair Vigor, new Im I proved formula, will certainly stop falling of the hair. Indeed, ; vc believe it will always do this U.mIess there is some disturb JiTiCC cf the general health, j Thcn,a constitutionalmedicine Nr.iy be necessary. Consult !yrsr physician about this. ,'".-r nil chant; the rnlnr nf the hnlr. 4 Tormula with Man bottla Bhow it to jronf : &yers doctor him about It, than do m ha say i-i.-no: why Ayer's Hair Vigor stops ., H jir h because it first destroys the v-Hth cause this trouble. After . -. , ji..v:. nature soon brings about a vovcry, restoring the nair and to s perfectly healthy condition. - fin J. 0. Ajn Co., Lowell. Km,. V- Go Somewhere Winter. Tourist Rates. Winter Tourist excursion rates to Florida, to the Quit country, and to Southwestern and Cuban resorts. Homeseekers Excursions ' Cheap rate excursions tbe first and third Tuesdays of December to Kan aits, Okluhoran, the Gulf country, Colorado, TJ tab, Wyoming, lii Ho...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 6 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 20 December 1907

This Bank Is absolutely WHY SAFE? v Because, it has ample capital, surplus and backing to fully protect its deposits. Because, every safeguard known is here: burglar proof vault, time locks, electric burglar alarm, ample burglary insurance that fully protects its fund's and property night and day, and a dozen rifles, shotguns and revolvers supplied the neighbors of the bank. Because, it "knows how." Twenty-one years experience with total losses less than fifty dollars, speaks louder than words of watchful care given its loans. Because, not one dollar of its funds can be loaned to its owners, relatives, friends (as friends),' or used in speculation or outside investments. Because, it deals with the safest class of people the farm er, its loans are usually small, widely spread and fully secured. Because, it carries no county, state or school deposits. Because, its founder, and owner gives it his entire time and careful attention ; witU him . the money of his depositors is asacred trus...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 7 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 20 December 1907

Ileat fmllh'i Klejaee. "SOcat- Smith," Mid. . Now York ker, "was an. .eccentric man, but In iiany ways a kind 0110. To his friends Mid employes ho was exceedingly kind. )noe, Indeed, bis kindness saved a ind from ruin. Mr. Smith 'A cood many years ago employed A young man In a wonfidentlal capacity. Anotlirr employe Icsroe to hlai one day aud told liim ho (bad better look out for tho young man, jaa be was living beyond his means. j "Mr. Smith frowned. I "'Living beyond li Is means. Is he? fce said. 'Dear me, thnt won't do. Send Win here to me nt once. I'll have to Iralse his salary.'" i A TERRIBLE CONDITION. Tart a red by Sharp TnlnuM, Shonl Ina; Pains, and Dlsslness. ' Hiram On tor. 518 South Onk street, Lake City, Minn., says: "I was m bad with kldnoytrou j25(Saa. bio thnt I could not ff k "rnlghten up after 53 stooping without KX&'&i sharp pains shooting Wfi"S through my l.w-k. I W had dizzy spells, was rSiMVivr nervous and my eye sight nncctca. i no kidney secretions wer...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 8 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 20 December 1907

The General Demand of the AYrll-Infnrmed of tho World bu always born for a simple, pleasant and efficient liquid laxative remedy of known value; a laxative which physicians could auction for family uso because its com ponent parts are known to them to bo wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, acceptable to the system and gentle, yet prompt, in action. In supplying that demand with its ex cellent combination of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, the California Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along ethical lines and relies on the merits of the laxative for its remark able success. That is one of many reasons why Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is given the preference by the Well-informed. To get its beneficial effects always buy the genuine manufactured by the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale by all leading druggists. Trice fifty cents per bottle. NeW and Liberal Homestead Regulations tin 1 11 r j I J NEW DISTRICTS Now Open for Settlement Some of the choicest lends In the t; ...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 9 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 20 December 1907

i J J"-CHICAftO. 1 " ' 'Although the volu at kifuiMi fill tnwt of th normal, tier ar ladicatiM ((At yoint to wm reoeTary. Paynaats tUreagh the hank rtfect a t mailer oenv Hfativ decline, ocmuwrial default run usder those latt year, and ther art at Itjllj iacreaaing titpoatt but nor rapid (fctneeHatlon of emergency checks and re- Itwal of discount opeTatien la mercantile Oarpments ox cur rooty to the Interior ar expanded for the marketluf of corn, the preparation asaur ample fund I meet heart January diaburMnenta at e banks, Settlements aa Dacenibar ma- tirjtie tbua far hare been mad with lues tyetible than expected, and the small ag gregate of extension - (ougat waa the cauae of leaaectad fear in taaneial circle. I Quiet condition prevail in to leading osdnatrlea, but aaaaanabl weather broucht ntgwaved demand hi distribntlv braachea, aS tb absorption of winter apparel, food tareduct and Christmas good make a rapid reduction in atorka. There ia also saor activity In the advance burin...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 1 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 27 December 1907

DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD. State Historical Stoiety VOLUME XVI DAKOTA CITY, NEB., FRIDAY, DECEMBER 27, 1907. NUMBER 17 LATEST BY, TELEGRAPH SUMMARY OP TUB NEWS OF THE WHOLE WORLD. CUT OF 25 PER CENT XKW I'XOL.WI) COTTON MILLS TO HKIHCK Ol'TPl'T. 'More tlinnt HO Per t. of Mill of New KiikIhikI Iloproscntcd In Agreement nnd Will Operate Four Bays a Week During .luniiiiry mid I'ebruray. (- The ArkXvrlRht club, jvhlch repre sents the cotton mill Interests of New England, at a mooting In Boston on Thursday, formally voted to curtail' production 25 per cent between now and March 1, In order to relieve con ditions In the cloth markets of New York, Chicago, Boston and other larfjo cities. It was stated several days hko that a committee previously appoint ed by the club to. canvass the situa tion among the mills had found suf ficient sentiment to Insure the success of the curtailment plan, nnd that a restrlctloln of production was regard ed aa a certainly. The cotton mills of New England employ a...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 2 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 27 December 1907

J-' -.-1 . . V-:. . mi- A V 1 Alili. A STORY GF THE REVOLUTION ciiaptkr xx. (r-ir,i!nt'o,n "Mount riot! go not!" shriehed Fran ces; "ran you tear n from his par ent? ft brother from hi sister, so coldly? Is this the cause I have so nrd inly loved? Aro these the men ihat I have been tnnlit.to reverence? Colonel Sin gleton yon are a f;H her ! - pity - mercy -merry for the son! m ny for the dav.gh'.er! Yes you had n daughter. (Mi this bosom she iioni-ed out her last breatfi; these hinuls rlosrd her eyen ; thest; very l:nntl:'. Hint nre now clasped In prayer, ilid tlioc ullices for her that you pondeiiiii my j our, poor brother, to require." One mighty emotion the veteran utrue t'ed with, nntl (inelletl ; hut wilh ii proan that shook his whole frame. lit; even looked around in conscious pride r.t his victory; hut n second hurst of ft-elinss conquered. His lieiul, while with the frost of seventy winters, siuil; upon the houlder of I lie frantic suppliant. The Bword thst hud heen his comp...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 3 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 27 December 1907

J -I . mr 1 i if. 7k -WW . 6 V. (A Truth and Quality appeal to tlio Well-Informed in every walk of life and arc- essential to pVnnanent F'.;eres3 and creditable standing. Accor ingly, it is not claimed that Pyrup of Figs and Hlixir of Senna is the only remedy cf known value, but one of many rwLn why it 9 the best of per.jonnl nad fiuuijy laxatives is the fact that it cloanws, sweetnos nnd relieves the internal rgans on which it arts without any deliilitatiug after eQVcts and without having to increase the quantity from time to time. It nets pleasantly nnd riaturaUy and truly as a Laxative, nnd its compoiimt parts are known to and approved by ' physicians, as it is free from nil objoetiou able substaners. To get i( Lmnefccial effect ulwnys purchase the genuine--manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sab by all leading drug gists. ' THOUGHT CHILD WOULD DIE. Whole Duilr Covered with Culmn Ilch - Cnllcnra Iteiic-II- Cured at Coat of Sveii.'ve Coin.. "My little hoy, ...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 4 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 27 December 1907

A Cough Medicme Ayer's Cherry Pectoral Is a lucular couch medicine, a ifj;ror.e medicine, a doctor's ; medicine. Good for easy ; coughs, hard coughs, desper- t cte couffhs. If vour doctor i endorses it for your case, take 2- If not. don't take it. Never go contrary to his advice A 1 niers W publish our formula Wa bmlih aleohol y from our madtolnatl Wo urn yo o oonault your doctor Dakota County Herald JCWH H. EfUM, PUBLISHER. Subscription Trice. $1.00 Ter Year. 1h dose of Aycr's Pills is small, only f.i'.c st bedtime. As a rule, laxative doses ,-!!-. better tnn cathartic doses. For con stipation, triiiousness, dyspepsia, sick-,:.'.(chc.-, they cannot be excelled, v.ntr doctor about this. :.-1;! c i-.v il J. C. A-cr Co., Lowoll, . I) jt- Hi ft"'. I II! k'' 1 U I Go Somewhere Winter Tourist Pates. Winter Toitri-it excursion rates to Florida, to the Gulf country, nud t'J Southwestern and Cuban resort Homeseekers'Excursions Cheap rate excursions the fi rut and third Tuesdays of December ...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 5 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 27 December 1907

I WHY SAFE? I Because, it has ample capital, surplus and backing to I fully protect its deposits. Because, every safeguard known is here: burglar proof i vault, time locks, electric burglar alarm, ample burglary insurance that fully protects its funds and property night and day, and a dozen rifles, g shotguns and revolvers supplied the neighbors 8 of the bank. Because, it "knows how." Twenty-one .years experience with total losses less than fifty dollars, speaks i louder than words of watchful care gh'en its loans, I Because, not one dollar of its funds can beMoaned to its owners, relatives, friends (as friends), or used in 8 speculation or outside investments. Because, it deals with the safest class of people the farm- er, its loans are usually small, widely spread and ft fully secured. 1 Because, it carries no county, state or school deposits.. Because, its founder and owner gives it his entire time m and careful attention; with him the money of g 1iis depositors is a sacred trust...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 6 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 27 December 1907

l)akota County Herald DAKOTA CITY, NEB. MI H. REAM, - Tho capital 1st tnan who hoards the of to-morrow Is a few eggs to-dny, Whnt In the professor who claim to hare discovered the exact (Into, of ths jtrent flood going to do about It? A Now York physician ridicules the ftalm thnt money disseminate disease, tut be will surely not deny that disease iHsscmluntes money. i A Pennsylvania man hoarded his money In a ruhher boot which some body stole. The thief probably had n longing for elastic currency. ! According to n New Yolk dispatch She giving of wedding presents is going tut of fashion. Wise young people will ut off their weddings until money gets 6 little looser. A Texas firm advertised that It Wants "experienced saleswomen In un derwear ami shirt waists." That Is carrying the dress reform Idea too far nnd then some. A New York man has Invented n "propeller which It Is claimed will make the mlle-a-mlnute !oat possible. After the performance of the I.usltanla thlH Hvas to have been ...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 7 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 27 December 1907

" i- I.-'aI :''.! LI L ! 1 "Oil, SAY! CAN YOU SEEP . GIFTS TOHABVARD'SHERBAHnJM I i. s 'i. 1 mm v ; The Great American Battleship Squadron Sails for the Pacific. THE HOMESTEAD. Girt nil about with fence of white Tho low-roofed collage stands; There, si retelling' fur, are banks of green, Ahd yon are fallow lands. Skyward nt eve the swift bird wins Along its eieted way ; Tin; re. stars of love look down by night, A S!l!l of 1,'U e by M I V. l'iiclinii:-i-d the wild a.;l scighig wood.-) : The (.'lad brook dances still; And echoes as of yore ring out The music of the hill, nd where we played the violet grows; In; trout leaps in the stream; , AntVyiust ns fair ns long ngo rAi you in my dream. All think in earth, and sky, and breeze, To oldi'i days are true; O playtime maiden, iniiight has changed. Or pastl'il nway, but you ! Yoiith'lComianion. Persuasive Statistics "John," she wild, 'I will bi; a sis ter to you, but " "So it's :i throwdown, oil?" asked the young man wit li the rosebud i...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
Page 8 [Newspaper Page] — Dakota County herald. — 27 December 1907

V . . '. . ? 7 1 A 'i if )' . ; ' i i 1 . 11 ' .1 l! ' Cur budget opjpdn.' HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND DO. INGS HERE AND THtRE. f Jokes and Jokclct that Are Fupposed to Have Keen Recently Kurn-Soy Insca ml IulnK that Are Old, Curious and Laughable-Tits Wcck'a llnuior. l!lofS Little Will ny. nil, what la tin optimist? ' Pa The lmscbs.ll catcher Is fnlr example of whnt nn optimist should In, riy on. Ho always tri.u to take thing" A" tlioy romp. , One Mnn's Conceit. Hyke'r Talk nbout conceited people, tliat man Ittrjrs Is the limit. Pyker He is. oh? llyker Thnfs whnt. I .Mid. Why, he evpn boasts of his Mistakes because lie mnki-s thpin. Customer! Whatf So you're going jfco give up polishing shoes? Mickey Yessir! I'm 'going tpr stnrt correspondence school for shoe hinln'l krn It Jlecomea a Personal l.omm. "George; the cook bus gone." ' "Let, her go. I never liked tier." 'Bui she took nil my currant Jelly tod tooth my best tablecloths." 'Ob, let hr go." "And she carried off the recipe for waffl...

Publication Title: Dakota County Herald
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Country/State of Publication: Nebraska, United States
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