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Agricultural &c. BRIEF NOTES. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 14 March 1885
1311 EF NIiTS.,. . A fair ration of turnips fir a fully grownv cowv or for ten slit ejr is a pIek per d... The le.-son of progressive ftrming is bretter an inals and more of thenl. T'oseo fiurnish the t.r tilizers and the cash wherewith to improve the farm. Vineyards arerapidly increasing in the F ench colony of Algeria. T"hee have already been planted 125,000. For sheep it seldom pays to grind grain. For young stock grain may often be profitably cooked. Potatoes may often be cooked and led to young stock to advantage. Milk, either fresh or sour, buttermilk, skimmed milk, mixed with meal, or in any other furmr, is just the thing for fowls.. It will pay better to give waste milk to fowls than to pigs. A new seedless grape has just come into notice in France. It is a table grape of the Chas elas family, and its seedless character makes it especi ally desirable for this purpose. Give warm food to fowls in the mornin;, and see tieat they have plenty of water that is kept from freezing. ...
About Moustaches. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 14 March 1885
About Moustaches, A gentleman with plernty n time on his landsi and a mania ,cw r wanting to know " the W.y nld wherefore of things, has been asking a number of. persons their reasons for wearing moustaches; dndthel follow'ing are the replies given :- : .r m To avoid the trouble of sliavii.: ..T 9;i. To avoid catching a cold n iikl head 12 To conceal the lob . iront teeth ... 5: To disguni , tpo. pronounced nasal plro?tuberance....... .....,:.... 5 Tg, escape being takjil for an '1h, lishman ........... ....-i.. 2 To avoid 'to close a resemblance with me a waiter . ...... . ..... i Because they were in the army..... .. 6 Because they had been in the army.;. 21 Because their better half' likes them 28 Because they are admired "by the young ladies..........." ,,,:: And not one out of 'all ? peroA asked had~ the courage to eclari+it1. ha ,worreinous tacheý Iepaus tIey juite4d Iki-tnd
Facetiae. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 14 March 1885
'At' church .women are moreaptito?considerv the texturedthan theitextl #:^ ., . : ; As a rule the eyels hn more a criterion of'r character than a single'hahiis ofthe strength'l of thetbutter in Which it is found;.., th :t A milkman' who:imaigined that ?,vasbungra ' observed was 'sedn 'reently pattingrh pump T Un the'baek in a'nmost affedtionate manner:?l "My, whitddof.they.,giveieinstlime dog?? " Oh;,,Abfomiise:-the I shells.obf their tegge'til "Well, did; th'eien that laid.tle, goldgnkgegglf have."ler'teeth filled; like pa's tl'r , as td:j-A Squiggs Will not allowthiseldest daughterpt who has'reached the miture age bf sixteeniT to have a beau. Hed says that his, wife can) do all the billing anidthe baby all thelcooingy that the houSe can stand atpresent: ra ,ff?r-i There is sBmething) olemnmirthe:. tqhet off 'a great bell striking midnight, writes some body. Xye?k.ow it, especially. if .you are a. mile from home,'a-nd''know that yori wife'is V sitting behind the fronit door waiiii'...
A Valuable Hint. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 14 March 1885
A Valuable Hint. I'll tell you a plan for gaining.wealth, Better than banking, trade, or leases; Take i bank.note, and fold it up, And then you will find your money in creases. This wonderful plan, without danger or loss, Keeps your cash in your own hands, where nothing can trouble it; And every time you fold it across, It's as plain as the light'of the day that you double it,
In Divers Places. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 14 March 1885
In Divers Places. BY A SEA-SCARER. The strangest of the numberless stories I have heard from old divers was the relation of what happened to a man whose time, he said, had been much of it spent under water. We met on' Christmas Eve, during a journey in a second-class carriage, and the story he told me and the only two other passengers in the compartment appears incredible 1 There are, however, the two other persons to vouch for the facts, only, unfortunately, as they were perfect strangers to me, I have not their names and addresses. But as he offered to take me down to the spot and show me what he had seen-supposing the circumstances to remain the same-I can hardly dare to.cast discredit on his experience, particularly as I declined to take the measure he proposed to assure:me of' the truth of his story. I had better give it'in his own words "'Twern't. long since," said he, "I were engaged to go down to a ship what was said to have a lot of old silver dollars aboard her, and the pa...
The Miner's Protege. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 14 March 1885
The Miner's Protege. Wall, you see, it's a queer story, missy ; The little gal s.noneof our kin ; .But, you bet, when the old m.en go under, .She's the one who will handle our tin. My pard an' me's rough minin' -fellers. We've got nary children nor wife, But we love little yellow-haired Nellie, An' ire'll rear her up right-bet yer life. How.old ? Wal, she's nigh eight, I reckon ;. Five years since we brought her out.here; An' she was the cuunin'est baby . We'd looked at f,,r many a year. You see 'twas the time the Apaches : Broke out... Blast the red imps of sin ! The emigrant train crossed their-trail, miss, An' the Iujnns they scooped 'em all in. Yes, thar lay men, children, an' wimmin; - The red devils ra;sed'all their ha'r, We couldn't do nothin' to help'em, So. my pard an' me buried 'em thar. We found one likely-looking young creetur'. Lyin' out from the rest of the lieap. She was dead, like the rest, an' Nellie Lay close by her side-fast asleep. . Wall,'!twasnear ninety mile t...
Reminiseenes of an American Detective. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 14 March 1885
Reminiscenes of an American Detective. A hotel we may call the Roscoe House was more like a boarding house than an hotel; it was without a bar, or even a cigar stand, and it was the resort of a number of the elite; of young men and families who preferred its quiet, home-like attractions, and who had money to pay handsomely for the very best of. service, cuisine, and atten tion. It was "toney" in the extreme. But the proprietor of the Roscoe House was nearly at his wits' end-a black sheep had somehow slipped in among his flock, and was preyieg upon the valuables of:his guests. Watches, rings, chains, and bracelets were missing, and latterly even money was spirited away in the most mysterious man ner. It. ws a terrible plight, and all the boarders were assailing him with complaints, I and demanding that "something must be f done." . Aside from the loss, the idea that a disreputable being was among them was terrible, a There was no clue, and what set the pro. i prietor nearly distracte...
Scientific Notes [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 14 March 1885
Experiments with the electric light in fofcing plant growth are disappointing. The interesting fact has been demonst rated by Arthur Searle, that the Milky Way is about two magnitudes brighter than the mean brightness of the sky, and a square degree of the Milky Way must give between fiHe:and six times as much light as an average square degree of the rest of the sky. The importance of the public laboratory in Paris is now so well appreciated that it re. quires a staff of forty persons t test the santil.es of fool, liquors, etc.. fir aiult, ra. tions r im purities, while sim tir i ntttutions have b -en establshed in oth r Fle Iih cities, uunder the central administrat:on of Paris. From recent researchrs it appears that chlorophyl, the remarkable substance to which the vegetable world owes tie color of its foliage, is tuade "up of two coloring ma'ters, a green and a yellow ; the'relative proportions being one hundred of the former to one of the latter. Both have been lately attained i...
OUR ILLUSTRATION. A NEW CITY OF HEALTH. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 14 March 1885
OUR ILLUSTRATION. A NEW CITY OF HEALTH. It seems that at last the Government of New Zealand is becoming alive to the great importance of the medicinal springs and hot lakes of their North Island, as they have de termined to found and. establish a species of National Hygeia in that district, where it is hoped the sick of all nations will flock to be cured by the healing waters. The new city is' called-for it is already established on paper - Rotorua, after the, celebrated lake upon whose southern shore it is to be built. .The site of the city is chosen with singular happiness; not only is it among the most valuable of the springs, but the view of the lake obtained is very beautiful. . A large ex panse of clear blue water, on which seems to float the island of Mokoia, surrounded with hills densely clothed with the evergreen forest of New Zealand, lies in front of it; on one side is Ohinemuti, the old Maori town, with its countless hot springs and lakelets; and on the other Whakareware...
A Judge's Innocence of Cards. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 14 March 1885
A Judge's Innocence. of Cards: Two residents of Springwells had a difficulty over a game of cards the other day, and the resunlt was the arrmst of one for as?ault and battery. When he was called the complainant took the stand to explain how it happened. "You see, judge,"' he began, "we were three points up... Wliat's a point ?" blandly enquired the court. " Why we were playing five-point euchre. We eahl had three. 'A pointicounts one, your honor." "Ah !" " He dealt, and it was my lead." "Deal-lead. Please explain." "Why, he shuffled the cards and dealt the hand, and it was my first play." - " Well, go on. Perhaps I can understand." ".I led the ace of diamonds and he trumped it with a club. That is, he refused suit." "Da you mean he refused to be sued ?" "No, sir. I'd like to explain this thing to you, because it was about the suit we had our fuss." "I see-go on. You said you put a diamond down on the table. Did he grab it?" " He trumped it witha club." " Ah ! Did you see him, carryi...
A Good Pair of Lungs. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 14 March 1885
A Good Pair of Lungs. The other day, when .the. Carlton fire brigade was giving an exhibition, a country man walked up to the captain and asked " I say, mister, what makes the waiter come out o' the pipe an' go so high ?" "Well, you see, we've got a very strong lunged man out in the further part of the town, who is hired by the corporation. to blow whenever there is a fire. We get the pipes full of water, and then he blows in the other end and blows the water through. lie often gets tired and has to stop, and then the water stops, too," and the captain adrhoitly turned the cock in the nozzle and shut off the stream.: " We need somebody to take turns with him, but we cannot find anybody with strong enough lungs to do the work. "See, lie is resting now.": SI say, mister, what kind of a looking man is that fellow ?" . " Why, he looks very much like you.n You remind me of him more than any other man I ever saw." " D'ye reckon I could get 4i job to give him a spell ?" " You can if you bl...
A Stiff Yarn. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 14 March 1885
A Stiff Yarn. "Yes," said the landlord of an hotel close to the Melbourne cemetery to our reporter, "it is a bit lonely at night, and the grave yard being so close makes a man feel a bit nervous like." " But you are used to spirits," remarked our reporter-facetiously.. "Yes, and biers tooi,"'eplied'the-landlord; winking at him.. "Anti I'm sure you treat them cordially," said our man, who never liked to be beat at his own business.., "Yes," said the ladidl6rd,&lt; "and never whine. Perhaps you will try: something;" and, after having sampled, three or four new brands of whisky, our reporter. was about to depart when the landlord said "I'll toll you a funny thing that happened about a week or.two ago. You may not believe it. My wife doesn't. She says I. must have dreamed it. But'"I'was ,a wide awake as I am now. I was just about to close the house at twelve o'cldck. It was the' night of the storm, when the rain came down as if there was no hereafter; and I was just closing the ...
Incidents in the American Civil War. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 14 March 1885
Incidents in the Amierican Civil * War. Laughable incidenits of the lack of respect shown to officers in those early days ilight be related. Whlen General' Magruder' was marching down the peninsula at the head of a Confederate column he halted at a farm house and orderel dinner.. Entering .the. iooim where it had been served, he was .amazed and indignant at finding one of his soldiers seated at a well-spreiad table, de vouring the viands-intended fdr himself. "Sir !" thundered the general, as he drew his figure up to its full height. " Sir ! Do you know whose dinner you are eating ?" "No, I don't," replied the intruder care. lessly, as he refilled his plate. }' And, what's more, I don't care, so long as the victuals are clean aid good." General .'iagruder saw the point and re treated in good order, leaving the soldier to enjoy himself to his full content.' A Federal colonel noticingt that the sen tinel in front of his tent ouitted the usual "ialute due to his rank, talled him to acc...
He Remembered. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 14 March 1885
He Remembered.' " Iemember, sir, that you1 owe something to your constituents," said one of a deputa tion that lately waited' on: a well-known member of the Upper [Fouse. I Do 1!" replied the honorable member, his thoughts recurring to his.last election ex pense . I thought it was the other way. Why there vasn't a half-doicn of those who voted for me but didn't borrow money from me.'" The deputation withdrew.
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 14 March 1885
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A Woman's Nay. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 14 March 1885
'i., r Woman's N'ay. N0 TInipudence, you shan't h ve o'iI IHow many times iiiust I-refuse 7 sa Isayl.. Or else' u'llsure my friendslip lose I cannot bear such fo;iirid fun, i So,?quick, begone':"iTI not, I'll run I Why, now I'll have to be severe No, not a kiss to you I'll give Take care- I swear I'll tell papa sure as I live I I never saw a man so queer I But are you certain 49 one's near
Hang the Expense. [Newspaper Article] — The Queenscliff Sentinel — 14 March 1885
Hang' the Expense. Our slender reporter received an invitation to be present at the Liedertafel concert on Monday, and modestly asked us to lend him our dresscoat, as his was in the care of a rela. tive. Our first idea was to refuse point blank, simply because we knew if we did lend it we should have seen the last of it but, remem, bering our majestic proportions (we weigh seventeen stone), we simply said- " It.won't fit you, my boy; it is too big for you." " Never mind, old bald-head," he remarked with one of his usual enlgaging smiles. " I'll .:ay the-ýtailo6ff& iiV it dovn so t??it i~~will. ,fit. ' Hang the expenise." ... . . ... . " i ':