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Page 5 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 6 September 1906

Steamships of die Future Will Make Those of To-day Look Like Tugs. WHEN the rising generation is big enough to spend its honeymoon, or to incur the disagreeable necessity of escaping the attentions of process servers, it will travel on steam ships which will make those of to-day seem like tugs. To be more specific, not later than forty-two years hence the largest twenty steamships in existence will have these average dimensions : Length, i.ooo feet; breadth, too feet; draught, 33 feet; gross tonnage, 30,000. As the average dimensions of the pres ent largest twenty are, length, 640, breadth 68.9, draught 32.1, and gross tonnage, 17,131, it will be seen that the steamships will have to do some tall growing. These confident predictions arc made by Elmer Lawrence Corihell, B. A., M. A Dr. Sc., of New York and Chicago. As Mr. Corthcll is not a professional prophet, but an engineer who has done a notable part of the world's work in the past, and jl-4lilLj.tli,3;'W. great -u'ndertalt, hU p...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Missouri, United States
Page 6 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 6 September 1906

YlVTOHlAl MA&AZUM AND COMIC SECTION If yea are sot eom' Dieieir eure eured or bensfUed bf MONEY lata fur tli our of Drspepeta, Goo- etlpallcili, llhautn attain. User still BACK Kidney DirMMl, Kaiuale Com plaints and any aerangeniem uu In; ?' frrnn Impure Wood, i cutis you tmlliiiiK In lout our remedy, wo will H'jnd ) uu a r..niijl bus iHialtafd k'rar. Brawn Iljirh Tablnte run riuniw'd Milely of 1 1 i Im, lluuls uii'l Hallo, n.ilutc'a rtliKvlUs, uikI HU.'irotitr'-d toruinany dln'nae liiut Is r,maed by Im tiuM I Io n . A lion tho n oikI it tiurc.ula- uu i luiiinMllilR. Jiint Uleono Brown Hern Tablet every iilu'lit anil It will f:i;l'Jllta fetOIMMIIt rt9 l MKIUIII IW, IrL'l IliO Ivtr lo work und biiuith iliavute from jour i)Hi M. Rrawn, Herb Tablet -nii U Fun liu-iil u f iiur nucnlH, it ill met fiutu ue. 'riuolur Iu)l'llll:'llKlJ(l.l iltul)ll;l,lUUnll lolual (even innntiie, ll iiiMipam. riiKiieq anil roiflili rcil On nlM In every In). auio loybuiia a Dollar Bill. Hiuiplc oi, una ck...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Missouri, United States
Page 7 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 6 September 1906

t PICTORIAL MAGAZINE AND COMIC SECTION IN THE SHADOW OF SHAME By Fitsgrld Molloy Copyright by E. Fitrgerald Molloy. Synopsis of Preceding Chapters Ollre DumUrton, after iho cg si it purntlon from hir brutal tiuatianct, becumpa a njcreaarul nuthorfHit and ilres qutetiy ltli her daughter, Verunlca. Itt llf ilon Hoaii, M. Jolm'a Wood, London. Iter hua bawl leeretlr returna to London and by letter makes further demands for money. Ilor oouiln, Valerius Ualbralth, man of Independent ealth, who line been In lore with her since early rnutli, calls toeay firell before starting on trlplo Kjpt. A fort ' nlitht later Olive Dumbarton la found In her library tuilillng- dinger over the dead body of her husband. Hlii-1" ansprcted of the murder and la ir ruled. Deteetlvea are put on the case. Orurge Boatock, the jutillil.tr, offers to aid Mra. Dumbarton. CHAPTER VI. The murmur of a restless crowd, the shuffling of feet, the noise of jurymen taking their places, the whispering of newspaper reporters,...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
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Page 8 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 6 September 1906

?Jc-ood DAweft TO OE 8y RgAOtWC THIS OOO.K! THB PQIJSTOB PIT DOROTHY 11 I f SE4S FOREVER ; fflj .ofl'cK CmFRCY ' Stfwl I r r', ,', ; - )f - - , ! ' I IffAEW SfS P?R 0FTE7. L &-fB"NQ T1J!V e SMTSS! SURPRISE YOU RD tHOSE 5L-- 1 !: rr roux' 1 ; ttcc THE TROUBLES OF ONE OF OUR FIRST FAMILIES C j'C-C P RAW YOU IT'S TAKIN'A ") JO '

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
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Page 9 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 6 September 1906

335 Bank of Verasilles THE DATE IS NOW FIXED! Second Annual Street and County Fair! Will be held in VERSAILLES. MISSOURI, September 24 to 29, Inclusive. Big Bauscher Carnival Co. Will amuse tKe crowds. DAY AND NIGHT ATTRACTIONS. Novel Scenes During Each. Entire Day With. Dazzling Electric Effects at Night Stock Show Which will lc made up of home grown pro ducts, will he higgcr and hetter than ever. Everybody requested to compete for the pre miums offered by our citizens. A complete list will be published next week. Fruit Display and Fine Art Hall Special premiums are offered which will bring out a Fruit Display to greet the stranger's eye. The Art Hall in the hands of the ladies will be gigantic. Remember the Date, September 24 to 29, 1906. Don't Miss a Day. Condensed official .statement of the condition of The Bank of Versailles at the close of business, March 2oth, 1906 : r KI'.kOUKCKS. Loans ami Discounts $18931.73 Real Kstate, Furniture and Fixtures. 7,(17I).(18 Cash and Sight l...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Missouri, United States
Page 10 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 6 September 1906

America's Rusted Goddess to be Painted After Twenty Year of Neglect the Stitue or Liberty Is to Mike Her Toilet. Hotter dayn nro ahead of llarthol dl'ii Statue of Liberty, which was re reived with ho much ceremony from Franco over 20 yearn ago. Since th.it gala ilnv in 1680, when the fair goddeHn In bronze received the plaud IIh of the nation, and wuh the cen ter of mlinlririK throngH, who Iihh been neglected, Nothing han been done lo May the lavaKCH of time, and the corroding of the Hult-utccpcd air of the upper buy, arid oh n renult, to day Hlii! Ih a "perfect night," iih hIio uutlouhtlly would exclaim, If en dowed with Hpeech, and could nee her Helf mirrored In the surface of the surrounding waterH. Hut her dayn of poverty and neglect are over, and now hh ward of the na tion and Hperl.il charge of the war department, Hhe Ih to bo taken In hand and Hiirh toilet an befltH her Hlatlon In life and her physical condltloiiH Ih lo he given her. The report Ih that, idie Ih lo he painted,...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Missouri, United States
Page 11 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 6 September 1906

VALUABLE RECIPES. OF INTEREST TO BOTH THE COOK AND HOUSEKEEPER. An Aid for the Laundreta That la Easily Prepared Three Dainty Deaterts That Are Appetiz ing Molaea Vinegar. JAVKU.K WATKIl. To una Ballon fif water mid a ouo-pounil can of chlo ride of lime and four iioiitnlK of com mon wiikIiIiik Hoda u xodit. Allow It lo hoi I ten inlntitcH. When cool turn Into hottlex, fruit Jars or atone A cupful In it tub of water will loosen illrt In tin: moat Dolled cloth ItiK. hlcnehliiK perfectly. It will cut crease anil dirt out of cooking iiIcmhIIh, iilnkn and drain plpea. Dilute the Javelin water for all except for waali Ins clothes. Keep tightly corked and Mainly labeled. MOI.AHillOH VINICfiAlt. Ono pint of New Orleans iiioIhhhoh ntlrrcd Into a quart of rain waler. Tie immuulto nettliiK over llio open crock (earthen waio) containing (lie tnlxtiiri) to ox rludu dtiHl and net In a warm clo:iel by nlKliI, In a iiiinny window by day. It should be Hour In a fortnight. Htialn und bottle. IIKAIIN'...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Missouri, United States
Page 12 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 6 September 1906

D. L. WILLIAMS, THE DENTIST. Oflici- in corner rooms on second floor over First National Hank, Versailles, Mo. Prompt service and first-class work to all patrons. I'honc .V7. Krauss Opera House AUL NEXT WEEK Till', I'AMOUH Kingsley Russell Company In high class Repertoire. Opening play, the great 4-act rural comedy, "UTAH." One lady free with each paid '.ic tii.kot pun hased before 7 p. in. Tickets on sale at the Manner Store. STILL MORE LOCAL NEWS. We arc ulml to note the earnestness witli which the work on the new Metho dist church is beiu; pushed. The family of W. S. Moiris, the new f;:tioii f irciimi, Inve arrived and arc ki'i'pitig house over in Wcstlawn. Kev. J. F.. Stevenson, who is so well anil favorably known here, is lioldin;; n erirs of myelin; down in the 0nj;e m er country. Kev. 15. 0. I'.oa. i'h h-ick from his va cation trip among relatives in Knnras City, and will commence regular ser vices next Sunday. We understand .Shores Hunter will soon comment e the erection of ...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
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Page 1 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 13 September 1906

Morgan County Republican. CENTRAL MISSOURI FARMING, MINING," RKAL KSTATE, RAILROAD AND GENERAL NEWS. SEVENTH Year. Versailles, MoM Thursday Morning, Sept. 13, 1906. No. 37. Popper's Corn Contest Will again take Place at Versailles Street Carnival. Surely will be the Greatest in the History of Morgan County. The corn crop of 1906 is one of the greatest in the history of Morgan County. In the years of 1897, 1N99, 1899 and 1905, we had what we could call at that time, considering everything, successful Corn Shows. This year surely ought to be the banner year of them all. The corn raisers are again called upon to show what they have done this year, and will again be rewarded by receiving Nine Liberal Prizes Each and every man is entitled to bring 12 Cars to tHe Entry, of White Corn, Yellow Com, or Mixed Corn. Here Are the Prizes Offered: White Corn. Yellow Corn, Mixed Corn. First Prize: $3.00, in Merchandise. First Prize: 3.00, in Merchandise. First Prize: 3.00, in Merchandise. Second P...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Missouri, United States
Page 2 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 13 September 1906

Morgan County Republican. W. W. KINLOCH, Publlthtr. VERSAILLES, I MISSOURI. Pittsburg tonnage and scandalage jcctn to expand at tlic sam rate. Willi corn 11 foot high In Kansas one Is reminded of .lack and tho bean stalk. The widow Sage Is receiving a great deal of advice that she docs not con sider sago. A niasazine article says "pianos have become so cheap that every homo can allot d one." Unfortunately too (rue. New Island !0n feet high has risen out or the sea off the coast of AlaHka. Jap poachers will please keep off this one, too. One of the professors says that "age.H ago man was ruled hy woman." If that was tho cade things haven't charmed much. An exchange says the divorce court Is the laundry Tor a lot of dirty linen. Many a man certainly gets his domes tic finish there. This country will extend protection to the humblest seal that seeks an asylum on Its shores until It needs a few furs Itself. A minister near Cleveland cut his prayer Hhort to fight fire. Most minis ters ma...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Missouri, United States
Page 3 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 13 September 1906

Lincoln at a Lawyer. A lender of tho Lincoln party told the other day In Philadelphia a Btory of tho astuteness of Lincoln as a lawyer. "When Lincoln was practising law," he iialil, "ho had a case Involving a dlHputcd will. The opposition claimed the will was Ketmlno nnd for several hours adduced proof of this. For Lincoln, who had to prove the will a fernery, things looked black. "Lincoln, however, only called one witness, a retired paper manufactur er, renowned tho country over for his wculth and probity. "'Mr. Dash,' Lincoln said to this witness, handing him tho disputed will, 'please hold that paper up to the light nnd tell us what Is the water mark on It.' " 'The water mark of my own firm, Hlank & Co.,' the witness answered. " 'When did your llrm begin to manufacture paper?" '"In 1S4I.' "'And what's the date of the docu ment In your hands?' "'August 11, l8:iC "'That Is enough. Gentlemen of tho Jury our case Is closed.'" TERRIBLE SCALY ECZEMA. Eruptions Appeared on Chest, an...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Missouri, United States
Page 4 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 13 September 1906

The Republican, (Successor to Tin: Dkmocrat.) W. W. KINLOCH, Proprietor. Entered in the I'ost Office at Versailles Missouri ns second class mail matter. .Subrcription Trice, fl.OO a Year Phon No. 105. REPUBLICAN STATE TICKET. i'or Sunt. Public Ins J.U. White l-'or Ry. and W. II. Corn..!. W l'lentge I'or Congress w. r. uuigley I'or State Senator li. A. lrewson Republcan County Ticket. Vor Representative R. A. Norfleet For County Clerk H. K. Duck for Circuit Clerk and Recorder W. C. Thomas For Collector PeterJ. Sicgcl Vor Sheriff C IS. Willson For Prosecuting Att'y W. T. S. A gee I'or Presiding judge John Kidwell for Probate Judge II. IJ. Neville For Treasurer J. W. Johnson For Coronsr J. A. Ilradcti I'or Survevor W. K. Stevenson For County Judge First District Henry S. Inge l or C ounty Judge Second District S. V. Sjiears Township Ticket. for Justice of the Peace. . . . Haw Creek Township. .. .Fred Keek For Justice of the: Peace. . . . Moreau Township I. G. Legerc t r Cotistalile Mor...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Missouri, United States
Page 5 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 13 September 1906

The Morgan County Marble and Granite Works, IGLEHART & DESKIN, Props. (Successors to Clark Marble Co.) We have purchased the stock of this company and will put in a complete line of Marble and Granite. Patronage solicited in Versailles and vicinity. Versailles, Mo., Sept. 1, 1900. swan BO Rock Island Time Table. WI5ST HOUND. No. 27 Daily Limited. K.-ums City, Colorado Spinas, Denver, Pueblo mid Texas points. Leaves. . ,!l:sS n in No. l.'l Dally Local. Kansas City and all intermediate points, also all points west. lit! hours to Den ver. Leaves 4:05 p m RAST HOUND. No. 28 Daily Limited. St. Louis and all points east 1 :o a. in No. 14 Daily Local. St. Louis, intermediate points and alt points (Mil. Leaves 12:02 pin For sleeping car reservations, tickets, etc., apply to any Hock Island ticket agent. KILLthe cough and CURE THiLUNCS WITH Dr. King's New Discovery ONSUMPTI0M Prlea OUGHSan EOeMI.OO OLDS Free Trial. Surest and Quickest Ouro for all THROAT and LTJNQ TROUB LES, or MONEY BAC...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Missouri, United States
Page 6 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 13 September 1906

SHEARING TIMEI PALMA IS ANXIOUS WOULD BE WILLING TO COMPRO MI8E CUBAN TROUBLE. AUTHORIZES INVESTIGATION Men Who Won Independence Spain 8trlve to Save Dis rupted Country. From THE GERMANS LOSE OUT CHALLENGERS FOP ROOSSVELT CUP LEFT FAR IN REAR. A PROGRESSIVE MOVE PRESIDENT DEFENDS HIS SIMPLI FIED SPELLING ORDER NOTHING FOOLISH ABOUT IT If the Changes, However, Do Not Meet With Public Approval They Will be Dropped. THE IRRIGATION CONGRESS MANY MILLIONS ASKED FOR RE CLAMATION WORK. Claim Made That California Realized $150,000,000 Last Year From Irrigation. Oyster Hay. N. Y. In a letter to Chailes A. Stilling, public print er at Washington, President Roosevelt wrote that If the changes In spelling advocated by Urn simplified spelling board, and put into use In of ficial document!!, meet popular approv al, they will be permanent. If not, be wiote, they will bo dropped. The president's letter lotions: The President's Letter, "lion. Charles A. sailings, Public 1'itnter, Washington, I). C: ...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Missouri, United States
Page 7 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 13 September 1906

Missouri State Fair Sedalia. Sept. 29th-Oct. 5th. 1906 ' w-1 .... , GREAT LIVE STOCK PAVILLION. THE finest building of the kind and the better adapted to the pur poses intended than any in the west. It is 185 feet by 240 feet, built of vitrified brick and stone, tile roof, arena 125 by 175 feet, seat ing capacity 12,000, is provided with handsome offices, toilet rooms and modern conveniences. The sixth annual exhibition of the Mis souri State Fair will greatly surpass any in its history, S40.000 is offered in cash premiums, splendid exhibits, special attractions, Great Speed Extents, Big gest live stock show on earth, more big Missouri mules than ever before assembled. E-Oery Day a "Big Hay. Ample facilities for comfort of visitors. Business Men's Club will find homes for all. This fair belongs to the people, visit it and you will appreciate the grandeur of Missouri. "Reduced rate on atl railroads. Address J. R. RIPPEY, Secretary, Sedalia, for other information. Public Sals Purs Bre...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Missouri, United States
Page 8 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 13 September 1906

Premium List Continued. CATTI.H SHOW. 84 Hulls, 2-J'cars old and over, any breed, 1st 5.00, 2d 2.50, given by AH Hcincman. 84 Hulls, 1 year old, any breed, 1st 5.00, given by J W Knoop, dealer in general merchandise; 2d 2.50, Oibbs .V Knlptneycr, attorneys and ab's. 85 Cows, three years nnd over, any breed, 1st 5. CO, 2d 2.50, given by Kidwell & Winget, dealers in implements and hardware. 80 Heifers, 2 years old, any breed, 1st 5.00, 2(12.50, given by I'D Harrison, the real estate man. 87 Calves, six months old or under, anj breed, either sex, 1st 5.00, 2d 2.50, given by C I) Hunter, dealer in drugs anil school books. ('. HUMAN COACH HORSK Owned by (J K Petty. 88 Third annual colt show. Hest sucking colt sired by Doris, season, value 20.00. ANN L' AN CORN CONTF.ST Sample to consist of 12 ears. 80 White corn, 1st .'j.00, 2d 2.00, .'Ird 1.00. 90 Yellow corn, 1st .'j.00, 2d 2.00, lir 1.00. 91 Hest, largest and heaviest corn, 1st 3.00, 2d 2.00, 3rd 1.00. All premiums on corn to be p...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Missouri, United States
Page 9 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 13 September 1906

Premium List Versailles Street aiid County Fair SEPTEMBER. 24 to 29. rST DAYTies4y, Septenfcer 25, IMi. DRIVING TEAM. 1 Premium given by Antwcilcr & tiromgold, dealers in lumber, first premium, 300, second premium 2 SO. DRAFT COLTS. Suckling, Either Sex. 2 Premium given by J W Mills, first premium S 00, second 2 50. v JACKS, Any Age. 3 Premium given by D C Hardy Jr Drug, Co, first premium 5 00 in stock food, second premium ,2 50 in stock food. ALL PURPOSE STALLIONS. Premium given by M Joachimi, dealer in gen oral merchandise, first premium 5 00, second premium 2 50. CARRIAGE TEAM. 5 Premium given by W H Doyle dealer in fur niture, first premium 5 00 chair, second premium 2 50 charr. ' , YEARLING COLTS, Either Sex. U Premium given by Clinc & Mew, dealers in feed stuff and feed yard, first premium 100 lbs. Fancy Patent Flour,, second premium 50 lbs Fancy Patent Flour. , , SECOND DAYWednesiy September 26, 1906. SINGLE DRIVING HORSE. 7 Premium given by George A Krauss, the Banne...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Missouri, United States
Page 10 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 13 September 1906

Our prices make a little money settle a long bill. Always your money's worth and satisfac Hon guaran teed. Dining Room Furniture. Extension Tables, Chairs, Side Boards, Buffets.China Closets, etc. DINING CHAIRS. A large line of Din ing Ch.iir.s, from the cheapest to the best. Caneseat, wood seat, leather seat, finished in golden oak, we.ll made goods, at 55c to S3.00 each. WILLOW ROCKER. Large, roomy Willow Rockers, finished in best shellac, a regular S4value'afS3.25. Others 83.50, $1.25,85.00 and S8.50. Now is the time that we all must realize the necessity of renovating our homes, and in doing so, we find that some of our good old Furniture, that has worn so well, has at last given way, and we must replace it with new. In view of this fact we take the liberty of sending you this Circular, asking you to kindly call on us before making your purchases. Below I give a few of the many bargains to be had at my Furniture Store in Ver sailles, Mo. These goods are made and finished by expe...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Missouri, United States
Page 1 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 20 September 1906

Morgan County Republican. CENTRAL MISSOURI FARMING, MINING, REAL ESTATE, RAILROAD AND GENERAL NEWS. Seventh Year. Versailles, Mo., Thursday Morning, Sept. 20, 1906. No. 38. r Popper's Corn Contest Will again take Place at Versailles Street Carnival. Surely will be the Greatest in the History of Morgan County. The corn crop of 1906 is one of the greatest in the history of Morgan County. In the years of 1897, 1898, 1899 and 1905, we had what we could call at that time, considering everything, successful Corn Shows. This year surely ought to be the banner year of them all. The corn raisers are again called upon to show what they have done this year, and will again be rewarded by receiving Nine Liberal Prizes Each and every man is entitled to bring 12 Ears to tKe Entry, of White Corn, Yellow Corn, or Mixed Corn. Here Are the Prizes Offered: White Corn. Yellow Corn. Mixed Corn. First Prize: $3.00, in Merchandise. First Prize: $3.00, in Merchandise. First Prize: $3.00, in Merchandise. Sec...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Missouri, United States
Page 2 [Newspaper Page] — Morgan County republican. — 20 September 1906

Morgan County Republican. W. W. KINLOCH, Publisher. VERSAILLES, MISSOURI. Wherever Peary li, he la probably keeping cool. A Porslun7arllamcnt suggests Alad din's lamp IltteJ with an electric bulb. In Paris the "man with the muck rake" la known us "the man with Ujo dueling sword." The Chicago professor who contends that woman was made before man fulls to explain where the rib camo from. Another way of making children pood by surgery might bo to perform an operation on the skull of an occa elonul parent. Some bankers owo It to themselves to take pains to have themselves sus pected long befoio tht bank examin ers suspect them. Prof. Thomas need not think to clulm originality for hla Idea that woman does tho wooing. Hernard Shaw bent him to It. A pin which n Now Albany girl aw allowed nine years ago haa been re coveted, thus Hhowlng conclusively T.liere one of V m went, anyhow. "On vailous occasions," says Ella Wheeler Wilcox, "I have lived for eight weeks on nothing but milk and primes...

Publication Title: Morgan County Republican
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