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FROM VARIOUS SOURCES. HIS HUNDREDTH HUNDRED. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
FROM VARIOUS SOURCES. HIS HrTNDRT7¶ HTmTDRED. Tom iayward succeededl in senr ing his hundredth century in first class cricket, and tbertbyV robl.ed Dr. W. G. (race of the distinction of teing the only cricketer able to claim this honour. Dr. W. G. Gratie began playinl first-class cricket in I6fi5, but it wan not until 1895 that he made his hundredth hundred. Tay ward arcompli.lshf the feat in his twentv first season. But then, of course. bniag a younger man, he had inany more oiportunities owing to the fact that the first-class fixture list has been greatly extended during recent yealrs. Hayward's greatest season undoubt edly was 1906, though probably the finet Innings he ever played was the 1:10 he mad against Australia at Manche.ster: in 1890.
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
. .Publie Yotices -; SE BORDER O-T'EkEE~L., BERl WICK. Under New Management. THE OLDEST HOTEL IN THE DISTRICT. Golf Links opposite. - Good Shooting and Driving. Large Garden and Tennis Court on Premises for use of Visitors. Billiards. -- Stabling. - Vehicles for Hire. CE" Motor Car parties and Cyclists catered for. Large Room for Meetings Free of Charge. Week-end Visitors catered for. S j. FAULKNER, Proprietress,> Phone Berwick 6. Late of Main Hotel, Bairnsdale. 61 TiPyo_?.L?7 N D tOTEl-% BEACONSFIELD. A. B, BRAGG, Licensee. GccdAccrnmcdaticn. WeEk-end Visitors Catered For. F?ishing and Shooting. Golf Links in Preparation. Billiards. Good Stabling. -W' MOTOR CARS FOR HIRE. IC CARDINI: PARK HOTEL, LOWER BEACONSFIELD. This Hotel is now under new management, and caters for TYeek-end Fisitors ; also .Motor and Picnic Parties. Good Eishing and Shooting. Only one class of Wines and Spirits stocked--THE BEST. J. iiH. STEEL Licensee. Phone 5, Berwick. Commonwealth ItanIfk of ustralta HEA...
Voice of the Consumer. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
Voice of the Consumer. The attorney for thie gas company was making a popular address. "Think of the good the gas company has done," he cried. "If I were per mitted a pun, I would any, in the words of the immortal poet: 'IHonor the Light Brlgade.'" Voice of a consumer from the audi once: "Oh, what a charge they made!" A horse invariably gets up first on his fore feelt The ox, on the other hand, revernes the process, always rig ing on his hind feet first and then raising hlas head and shoulders with his fore legs.
AMUSING INCIDENTS. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
AMUSING INCIDEN TS. Proprietor: Why did you treat that shabbily-dressed woman so coolly? Sharp Cleri:: You noticed I made a sale. didnut you? Proprietor: Yes. Sharp Clerk: And tile article I sold didnut really suIt her. Proprietor: I noticed that. Sharp Clerk- She bought it because 1he thought I thought she couldn't :Llord to. The archbishop had preached a lne sertmon on "Married Life and Its Du? ties." Comrning out of the church two old Irishwomen were heard comment ing on the address. "It's a fine sermon his reverence would be after giving us," said one to the other. "'it is, indeed," was the quick reply. "and I wish I knew as little about the matter as he does." A happy Couple Were on their way to Scotland. They had to .change trains at Carllsle, and an obliging por ter, while struggling with the lug gage, noticed that the young lady's hair was dotted with rice. Hle ap proached the young man and, pulling a folded paper from his pocket, said: "A present for you. sir, with the comp...
THE TURMOIL Published by arrangement with Ward, Lock & Co. Ltd., Lon. and Melbourne. All Rights Reserved. CHAPTER I. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
THE TURMOIL By PAUL URQUiAtrT. Published by arrangement with Ward, Lock & Co. Ltd., Lon. and Melbourne. All Rights RIeserved. CKIPTER I. A dirty wad of cotton waste pressed close between my teeth prevented me from giving expression to my feel Ings. To Judge from the exceedingly un pleasant taste. I should say that be fore doing duty as a gag, this material had been used for some months to mop up oil inl a maclhine-room. I had no palate for oils, however; I could not guarantee to distinguish whether the oleaginous fluid that exuded from the waste and trickled downi my throat. was vegetable or mineral. I know it was infernally disagreeable. Fortunately, I had retained my eye glass throughout the ridiculously brief struggle with the five masked bri gands. It enabled me to preserve some shred of self-respect. The very concentration of tile lmuscles neces sary to keep it in my eye helped me to retain that look of dignified calm which becomes a gentleman who is about to shake hlan...
"A HERO OF FRIENDSHIP." [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
"A HERO OF FRIENDSHIP."' It was Rossetti, his great friend, who thus once described Mr. Theodore Watts-Dunton, the famous poet, novel Ist and critic. Feelings of almost bro therly love existed between Watts Dunton and Tennyson, Browning, James Russell Lowell, George Borrow, Millafs, Holman Hunt, and Swilnburne, to mention but a few of the famous literary brotherhood. Indeed, the in timacy which existed between Swin burne and Watts-Dunton, which might well be described as one of the most bea'iiful frien-dships in tile history of literature and art, led to their being referred to as 'David and Jonathan." For many years they were never se parated. They lived together at the Pines, Putney, took their summer holi days In company, and practically spent every working hour together, discuss ing literary matters and affairs. All Swinburne's papers were left .to Mr. Watts-Dunton, and It was hoped that he would write the famous poet's biography. Like many other literary men, Mr. WVatts-Dunton ...
BELL-RINGING RECORD. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
BEL-ZRINGING RECORD. A bell-ringing record which han stood for 130 years was heateni the other day at Ashton-under-Lyne Pariah Church by a team of arm panologists under the conakuctornhip of Mr. Samuel r Wood. 'The Aabhton ringer?s decided some time ago to attempt to beat the treblhte hoh royal record onl ten hells of 12,000 changes which wan accomplished at Shoreditfh in 178-4. fleginning their task at seven o'clrock in the morning the ringern succepeded in their feat, which they carried out in nine hours thirty-fora minutes. The real reached nearly. 14,00) changes. The sagacity of a. horse belonging to a Captain Walsan, of Ardow, furnishes the "Scotsman " with a good story. 'Ihe horse hlad l en grar. ing in a feld for some time, end haut lost a shoe. Heomingly he felt the loss of his usuarl metal support, and, managing to get out of the field, he travelled a con siderahle distance to Dervaig, on the north-went of Mull. The roadl he took Ipasses the ,illage smithy, and the Ifackami...
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
.A NEW STORY Of great interest Entitled THE TURMOIL By PAUL URQUHART. Is Commenced in this Issue. aaw/ te./I WP~E S B aC ic FOR COUNTRV LIGHTINO. Air Gas liWdachinos. Di t Lb~i-t I)bl b lmrzno ty lo arAl Cool Cinn wlUa all umr M~ecllnee. arn~ f~ ro'ro ItL we will pe~t a nmachilne In Ier oane month trrle o: chnrge, and~ tf Dot artm! able, will remove nuiOm free of ai· coot to yoo. Write tot- Catalogoo. WELSI3ACH LIGHT COMPANY OrF AUSLTIALASIA LIMITED, il You've no idea what fun it is being in a te:-room - what, between the johnnies at lunch, and the girls in the afternoon, and the old cats scandalising each other all day long, one's kept pretty we;l amused - of course, running backwards and forwards with cups o' tea and things all day long is very tiring. but as said before the timepasse, quickly enough when there are lots of people about. It's a money-making business too, is a tea-room, if you've got the trade-and the best way to get a trade and keep it is to give people good tea-th...
The Intelligent Horse. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
The Intelligent Horse. A farmer was having trouble with his horse. It would start, walk twen ty yards or so, then stop for a few seconds and start again, to repeat the performance. After watching this ex hibition for some time a friend over took the farmer during one of the horse's long waits. "What's the mat ter? Is it lame?" he asked. "Not as I knows of," replied the farmer cross ly. "Then what's wrong with it?" "Oh, he's so feared I'll say tWhoa!' and he won't hear me," replied the far mer, "he stops every now and then to listen."
A Touching Appeal. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
A Touching Appear. A literary critic called one day to see a friend who was trying hard to establish a reputation as a novelist. "Read that!" said the novelist, push ing a manuscript into his guest's hand. "It's my latest story, and I want you to tell me what you think of it" A few minutes later he was surpris ed to see the visitor wiping tears from his eyes. "My dear chap, this is really the most patheteic thing you have ever done," said the critife. "What!" gasped the author. "I wrote it as humorously as I could!" He looked at the manuscript "Oh, I see; it's my mistake! I've given you the wrong thing. That is my letter to the Income-Tax Commissioners asking for a rebate."
AN INTERESTING LETTER. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
AN IHTERESTIHC LETTER. In our last issue we published a letter from Mr Arthur Green wood giving his impressions of the Sussex show. On Monday last we received another letter from Mr Greenwood. dated London, 29th July. in which he gives interestino particulars of his visit to the Royal Yorkshire show. "This show is held at various centres," he says, "at Bradford this year, Hull next, and Blrminharm the following year. It certainly is a big show ar.d well arranged. Everythinmg is carefuly planned and the scew:ards seem most attentive to their onorous duties. I did not hear f a single h tch. I had a luiig talk with the sec.etary and he shoved me the wonderful Lit han cook:ng arranae nents. No potted meats or tinned stuff was allowed to be consumed on the ground, and he rather gloated over this fact as sho.ving what they could do in this respect The cooking acrangements were certainly very good, and , hen you consider that there were 50,000 people there and that the feedinr in the vario...
Effect of Mind and Body. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
Effect of Mind and Body. "The exaltation of victory makes wounded soldiers oblivinous of gain, and the deprmion of defeat in creases monrtnalits. If a cat is frightened for ten or fifteen mnin 'test by n barking dog,. a sample of its blnod will make strips of certlaili nus-cles relax when they are immersed in it. though such a por tion of blood had no elfect on them Iefort the emotional disturbance. I'rightened rabbits show almost complete prostration, and their brain cells, in contrast with those of nor mal animals, take a deoper stain from certain chemicals, and their :ize and shalpe are strikingly al tered." These well vochel :state ment:s are made by fr. F. \VW. Fas:tman, and hi addl an int.erestilng expleriment. "'If an indiivlduall i: placed in circulit with a. delicate galvanometer and made to laugh, to feel sad, or is seddenly curpris ed, there will be mlonemcnts in the instrument indicating the piassage Of small electric currents. Steh in teresting :scirntirfi.c fa.cts a th...
BIRD SAGACITY. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
BIRD SAGACITY. A frienc residing oan the shotre of L.och IJinnh telLs me. s;ys a cor respondent, of a curious instance of bird sagacity that came under his observation la.t year. in a neigh bour's garden a pair of redatarts had built their nest and hatched out their young. Before the birds were fully fledged. my friend happen ed to visit theowner of the gar den and to examine the nest and its contents. The fledglings num bered four, and, on handling thenm. he discovered that one of them had its leg newly broken. How the accident had occurred, it was impos sible to conjecture, but the fact remained that the unlucky birdl would not be able to fend for it self as soon as the other members of the brood. My correspondent ex pressed a desire to take the cripple home with him, so that he might provide for its well-being until the injured limb would heal. This ar rangement was agreed to, and the chick was deposited on a bed of dry grass within a snrmall basket. The receptacle was taken into...
HUMAN NATURE. ECCENTRICITIES OF THE GREAT. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
HUMAN NATURE. T, ECCEZNTRCITIES OF TILE CGREAT. I. an interesting article in the "New York 'ribne.'" entitled "'c centricities of the Great,. Mr. Ed win Tarri'e pre*'ntrs a list of notnable people who have shown pe culiaritien of on ort or another. Kant, the G;ernan metaphysician. he says. :tin? at the hmad of the clans of trntly great ercentricities. One of Kant's hobbie~n in the art of taking care of hine?lf wan to avoid garters. Re permlttnl no ligaturi to be placed on any part of his body, fearing to hinder in the slight est degree, the circulation of the blood. He found it necessary at the same time to keep up his stockings. Ac cordingly, he had loops attached td them, and outside each hip he wore a contrivance that may be called a box windlass. 'These affairs some what resembled ,an angler's reel with a spring, which secured the line at any given point. A VIOLINT?ST'S REVENGE. Paganini had his share of eccen tricity. lie feared no one, and when he was disposed to fly of in a ....
ROMANTIC STORY OF A LADY'S FORTUNE. Why Miss Ryland Left Mr. Alston Smith £300,000. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
ROMANTIC STORY OF A LADY'S FORTUNE. Why Miss Ryland Left Mr. Alston Smith £300,000. Beh;nd the recent announcement of the death of Mr. Charles Alston Smith-Ryland. of Barford Hall, War wickshire, lies a story of disappointed love which resulted in an Immense fortune ?being left to him a quarter of a century ago. Mr. Alston Smith Rvland was the only son of the late Mr. Henry Smith, who in 1845 and again In 1851 was Mayor of Birming ham. From his childhood a ereat In terest was taken in him by Miss Ry land, of Barford Hall, who, when she died in 1889, left property the value of which was estimated at close upon c .nn0ono.00. The main reason for U.iss tjyianaos interest in Mr. Alston Smith-Ryland was due to the fact that a warm at tachment had existed in their youth ful days between his father and her self. It is said they were anxious to be married, but that Miss Ryland's father put his veto upon the matel, having in view a more ambitious a - iiance, which, however, never camr'e to pa...
If Only We Had Keener Senses. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
If Only We Had Keener Seases. 0f course " e'eiyone kno-vs by now that ver'-thinc we hesr or see? comen in n wave motion. But it i not t:o well known that there ar gr,,at many waves that we catnnot detect at all by means of any of our wens.s, and presumably a great many more that we hav nevoer bm'n able to dletect even Sc tificially. Take other waves, for instance. We know that those of a certain length are heat waves;: they can be felt, but not seen. Shorter ones are light waves, from the long red to the short violet. Even shorter ones are what are known as the ultra-violet, and these have to be detected artificially, by the taking of a picture in the dark: Even shorter onevs are the' X-rnys, which are in visible. Much longer ones than the longest heat wave are the electric waves of wireless telegraphy. Now, remember that all the waves spe cified differ in only one particulhr -that of length. We cannot conceive (says A. L. Hodges, writing in the American "Sunday Magazine") of there ...
HOW TO BE HAPPY THOUGH SEASICK. Do You Suffer From the "Ocean Blues"? [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
HOW TO BE HAPPY THOUGH SEA SICK. Do You Suffer From the "Ocean Blues"? Writing of an attack of sea-sick nos., .Mark Twain once said that first he feared lie was golng to die, and then lie feared he wasn't. But Mark Twain was a pretty good sailor usu ally, and was accustomed to regard silipmnnat..s who suffered from the "ocean blues" with unrepressed glee. "f tlhere is one thing in the worli that w'vl make a man peculiarly and 'n'suffrably se f-conceited," he wrote, "it is to hiave his stomach behave it elf rhe tirst day at sea,. when nearly .ll his cIomrade3 are sea-sick. I kliw what was the' matter swith them. They were sea-sick. And I was 'aId of it. We all like to see people :sea-sick when alW are not ourselves. Playins whist, by the cabin lamps wvhen it is storming outside is pleas ant. vwaking the quarter-deck In the moonliight is pleasanut, smoking in the foretop is pleasant, whlen one is not afraid to go up there; bllt these are .11c foble and commnon-place conim pared with t...
A Seal Story. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
A Seal Story. -4----- The following article on " Seals as pets" may be of interest, says a correspondent. While shoreshoot ing on one of the Orkney islands, I suddenly stumbled on a young seal which hadl evidently been enjoying a nap. Being anxious to capture it alive and uninjured, I was at a loss how to proceed until I re called some of the reminiscences of a near neighbour, an old Davis-Strait man. Profiting by this recollection I picked up a handy tangle-stalk and, ' ever so lightly, stlruck the seal over the snout. The effect was as tonishing. With a tremulous move ment of the entire body the animal rolled over on its back, the fore flippers waving pathetically for a moment as if deploring the inhu minanity of man. Catching sight of an old sack washed uip on the beach I then pulled it hastily over the head of the stunned anirnal, and slinging the burden on my hack soon had the satisfaction of feeling that my cap tive was very much alive. For over a week I kept him anchored by o...
RESOURCEFUL. [Newspaper Article] — Berwick Shire News and Pakenham and Cranbourne Gazette — 2 September 1914
IREdOU RC:EF'UL. The late (General fIlooth," said a Salvnation Army olfifinl, "often used to Ilrgo the ' dowrl-nnt-oatel- ' to ciil tivate tile quality of res.ourceflnesi. "lie would illustLrate this quality hy the story of ; resoulrceful ;American editor, who found, one night, that he ha.rl neither adver tinements nor copy for his third page The page accordingly ap peared hlank, with a note in small type nt the top: " 'This space will he useful for the children to write upon. ' To make fly-lp?pers bloil linseesi oil with a little resin till it forms a stringy panste when cold, Spread this on paper, uing a large brush, This is inexPenslve, and makes one of the best traps for flies.