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THE BETTER TIME. MEN OR WOMEN. [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
THE BETTER TIME. i MEN OR WOMEN. 1 Edith Gilbcrtson writes In the 'Dally Mail':— 'Is it a riddle?' asked Bob, when I read it out to him after dinner; he generally flippant then. 'No,' said I. 'It's a serious ques tion: it's in the paper. Which of us does have the best time, do you think — men or women?' 'There's no question about it,' said he. 'Which of us has to get up early, and go to the office, and stop there all day, and grind and grunt year in and year out, and then come home and look pre.tty, just to please — you?' ! 'That's not a fair way of putting it,' said I. 'Because lots of women have to go to offices, and do horrid things as well as men, and they have to come I home and look pretty, just to' please — you!' I We looked at each other across the hearth for a minute or so. I suppose we both felt a touch of what the j author of a book I am reading calls | 'the eternal warfare of the sexes;' but then another look camp into Bob's eyes, and I knew he was going to say some thin...
I AM PUT IN MY PLACE. "WHEN TO MARRY" CONTROVERSY. [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
I AM PUT IN HIY PLACE, j 'WHEN TO MARRY' CONTRO VERSY. Mr Kebie Howard writes in the 'Dally Mail':— . , 'Listen.' .said Celia. 'I am.' I protested. 'No vou're not. You're only pretend ' I vnn think yourself frightfully important and superior be . t^fiuse you -wrote that silly article. 'Which one?' 'I lies? pardon. I ought to have re membered that you write a great many silly articles. Anyway, the particular one I am referring to is the one about 'Isn't that one 'one' too many? I ant to be sub-edited, thank -articular article I am refer e one about men not marry 're thirty-five.' iu like it?' ; it the most absolute drivel read. Bven by you,' added ly. , ? , murmured. 'I didn t know, ;ri. T was sure, then, that I right track. iow what?' demanded Celia, ? ith the tongs and a tiny bit hen she looked up, of course, ? rny pipe 10W that you took a special ic subject..' At least, I take the sort of it everybody else takes, I n?' iteen. You know that pe.r Not that my age has any ivith the ma...
LAUGHING BABIES. [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
LAUUHINCi BABIES. Uur lust greatest troubles after we were married were 'little ones''— not liltle troubles, but little babies. The first was not a baby at all— they were twins. That means we had two babies — not one DaDy, like ordinary folks havfe. And liuch babies they were — real live laughing cherub babies. Jack and I had such a happy time with those babies I We were the proudest parents in Sydney. But a change came. Our laughing babies developed such crying fits and we were' in despair. What do you think was the matter ? That nasty chemical^B| which I washed out babies' c^H left the clothes in such a st;^H brought out a rash on the de^H skins, and they were smarting Dear me, to think of it ! 1 I^H stopped usinij such soap, only Sunlight Soap for b'abi^^H and Sunlight Soap being goc^H clothes and no evil effects oij^H Jack and I are happy again laughing babies. Sunlight other, should be used by for baby's clothes.
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
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HOMELY FARE. [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
BOMZX1 TARH. I Giblet Soup.— Required: One or two 1 sets of giblets, two onions, two carrots. | one turnip, one head of celery, one ounce of butter, one ounce of flour, pep per and salt, one quart of thin stock or water. Clean the giblets 'thoroughly, drop them intp boiling water for a minute, then lift into cold water to blanch them. Divide all into pieces ot ibout lin. square, slice two onions, two carrots, the turnip and celery. 1'ut the butter in a saucepan, add the. sliced vege tables and a few sweet herbs. Fry all for five minutes, then add nearly one ounce of flour, and by degrees either the stock or water. Throw In the giblets, bring all to the boil, and skim. Simmer slmvly for two and a half hours, nr lon ger if the giblets ar6 not tender, stirring constantly. Season to taste and set aside till cold. Take off all fat, color the soup to a nice brown, if necessary adding corn-flour to thicken, and serve. Stew of Pish. — Kequired: One pound and a half of cod, or other fish, tw...
SHOT IN A QUARREL. AN ENGLISH-ANTWERP TRAGEDY. [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
SHOT IN A QUARREL. AN KNGL1SH -ANTWERP TRAG1CDY. A terrible domestic tragedy among the British community in Antwerp threw a .gloom. o vej- the carnival season. Mr and Mrs Timothy O'Hailoran, who are well-known in shipbuilding circles, lived in a state of 'inhanpiness owing to the husband's alleged intemperate habits. On Sunday night n violent quarrel oc curred at their house, ond the wife, ex asperated at her husband's violence, rushed upstairs for a revolver. She re turned and approached her husband with the weapon concealed behind her back, she ekiims th.it her husband threatened her with a club, and that she fired a sho. at a door, to alarm and summon the ^?^lbors. 'The shot, however, hit Mr ind the the ^H^^^JHM|^Unes. The i d but
THE FIRST SWIM. [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
THE FIRST SWIM. At considerable expense a certain Town Council had erectcd public paths, and not long ago they were opened by one of the leading men of tho neighborhood. One of tho proudest men there was Sandy, who had been appointed bath superintendent. Sandy had two hobbles— dog, breeding and swimming. Just prior to the 6penlng cerc mony one of the local councillors slipped and fell into the six-ioot ona 01 me nam. 'Come out o' that,' roared Sandy, lean ing over, and catching the unfortunate one by his hair. 'Come out o' that! The bath's no opened vet!' When dragged out the councillor lric-l to^ laugh the matter off by remarking, 'Anyho^H how, I have had the first Kwim.' Ile^rf^H denied even this satisfaction. ....'D.Cfd, ye hadna!' said Sandy calmf^^^^^l air ihe~l had a dip this mornij^^^^^^H
The Trail of the Serpent. BOOK THE FIFTH. CHAPTER VIII.—(Continued.) [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
* The ...Trail of the Serpent. By 3VT. E. BHADU03XT. BOOK THE FIFTH. CHAPTEll VI LI. — (Continued.) 'Hut the likeness ?' said Dr. Ttippendun. ' That dead man was the very image of Jabez North.' ' Very likely, air. There's myst erious goin's on, and some coinci dences in this life, as well.jis in your utory books that's lent out at three halfpence a volume, keep 'era three days and return 'em clean.' 'Well,' continued the school master, ' the moment I see this man I shall know whether he is indeed the person we want-to find. If he should be the man who was my usher, I can prove a circumstance which will go a great way, Mr. Marwood, towards fixing your uncle's murder upon him.'' ' And that is ? ? ' asked Richard, eagerly, But there is no occasion for the reader to know what it is just yet ; so we will leav.e the little party in the Friar Street surgery to talk this business over, which they do with suoh intense interest that the small hours catch them still talking of the same subject...
CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE. [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE. A guileless old Scottish minister one day told some boys of the Bible lesson he was to read in the morning. The boys, finding the place, glued together the connecting pages. The next day the preached read to his astonished rnnrrrtrnMnn thaf 'when Vnnh a-nc 19A vontc old he took unto himself a wife who was (then .turning the page) 140 c\rotts long, 40 cubits wide, built of gopher wood, asd covered with » pitch inside and out.*' Ho was naturally puzzled at this. He read It ogain, verified it, and then said : 'My friends, this is the first time I've read this in the Bible, but I accept it as cvidcocc- of the assertion that we arc fearfully and won derfully made.'
HOW HE SLEPT. [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
Iimv UK SLICPT. / A notili; lortl. owing to n snowstorm ot unusual Kcvorlty wus forced lo kjkmuI tho ulghl. In a farm house of modest dimensions. The farmer, who frit houorrd ^at having Ills Lordship under his roof, wa;^»p)oglying j for tho plainness of tho bedroo«^Bta||^^he I 'accommodation generally. fX'Oh, apologise, my ?^^2 nobleman reassuringly. ^^Hhkrtabie slept tbo I^^^^Hlkbato for r o os e
GOT THE POST. [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
GOT THE I'OST. Business Man (to applicant) : Well, your references are excellent, and you appear to b« a pushing traveller. I suppose you have never been in trouble ol «ny kind? Applicant : Yes, eir. I was onne in prison for three w.ceko. Business Man (taken aback) : Well — cr— in- deed, I am afraid that — but what were you, in prison for? Applicant : For nearly killing a man who refused to give me an order. Business Man : You arc engaged.
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
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AT THE END CONDEMNED TO DEATH. [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
AT; THE END '??t. CONDEMNED TO DEATH. -Edward H. Cooper writes m tlio '..'Daily', Mailt'.:— '; 'Ain'6ris ti»e more remarkable' sensa Vtipns ot'existeiice, perhaps the most in teresting during' its firsr moments, whilp. the ? shock is fairly fresh, Is- that of. being condemned to death. ^ *'lt makes little difference, whether the condemnation Is pronounced cmphutic '???ally;ie-veri' rudfelV, by a judge in n, black i\'.cap, while: you stand alone behind a f;5i...Jitt-l.e failiiig-.-.oi' very kindly., iii a great „ . .pl}j;§iciari's.,cous.ulting rooui,. with a 'friend's hand -111 yours: the'emotions'a '' '? moiiren't' qrv'Cwo afterwards; whether in ?*' S ? prison e'eTl oV driving home in a lian ?''.Ss,6ni, ar,e;iiiu'eh the same. I ivnnt lo c't the:.oUior.(l.ay with a man on whom one of.... these., judges— I forget which, aiul ' ''»ceailjr',. .'as X say, it does not matter — had ' ( 'lusfpronbuneed his condemnation. Wu ?.'^'tveteYgooa^Jriends, and he talked freely; /gratifying . me .-.g...
SOME QUACKS. IN BYE-GONE DAYS. [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
SOME QUACKS. IN BYE-GONE DAY'S. Professor Annan dale, in an address to the medical graduates of Edinburgh, noticed in the 'British Medical Journal,' dealt, among other things, with quack ery, and referred to some noted quacks of the. olden time. A. famous eighteenth century quack was Graham, who kept a Temple of Health in Pall Mall, and. sold 'to 'a Confiding public 'Imperial Pills,',' 'Imperial Amber,' 'Pearl Es sence,' 'Aetiierial Ambrosial Quintes sence of Gold and Sundew,' and even an ?'Elixir of Life,' for which he-., charged Li 000, payable in advance. Then there. ,-yas; Mrs Mapp. the 'bone-setter, who at tracted so manJ' people to Epsom that the town offered '.:er L100 to remain there for a- year. To the Chevalier Taylor, the 'Ophthalmiater, Imperial Pontilicial and Royal,' as ho styled himself, Professor Annandale only gives a. scornful glance in .passing, but lie was a gre,it celebrity in his day. ST. JOHN LONG. One of the most amazing careers was that of St. John Long, son...
GAMBLING. AS A SOURCE OF REVENUE. [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
; ? GAMBLING. ; / A«S A SOURCE OF REVENUE. , .'...'L'Eclair' (Paris, Feb; 22). expresses the opinion that the best solution of the ?gambling problem in France would bo for the Government to farm out the right to carry 011 gambling establishments for liie' benefit of the National Exchequer. : ' A .Bill with this object in view was introduced last June before the Senate ;by :M. 'Gaiuiln : de Villalne, who is of ? 'opinion that a Staid monopoly of this kind would put a serious obstacle in the way of cheating and kindred forms of rascality, while at the same time offer ing an alternative source of revenue to ?M'. Cailloux's much-discussed income-tax scheme. / It, Is interesting to note the suggestion . that a second Monte Carlo might be set up in Paris under the same strict con ditions which obtain in Monaco, forbid ding admission to all but those who could claim a home outside the city. Even it. such a barrier could be made effective, it seems doubtful whether tho proposal would be ben...
WIT AND HUMOR [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
WIT ANB HHMIR 'There goes a man who alwayu whistles at danger.' 'What does he do?' 'He.'s an engine driver.' ) She (after breaking the wish-bone): What did you wish? He: I wished that you would let me kiss you. What did you w«*h? She: I wished that what you wished would come true. Teachcr: Johnny, I don't believe you've studied your geography. Johnny: No, mum. I beard pa say the map of the world was changing* every day, and I thought I'd wait a few years till things get settled. 'Landlord, this soup is frightfully salt.' 'I am very sorry, sir, but the cook is most care less. ' 'Then why don't you discharge her?' 'Unfortunately I can't,' 'Why not7' ' She's my wife!' Ben Butler was a terror and torment to tho Judges. On one occasion Judge Sanger, .hav ing been bullied and badgered out of all ? patteuce, petulantly asked: — 'What does th* counscl suppose I am on this bench for?' Scratching his head a minute, Butler replied. 'Well, I confess your honor's got me there.' Very early one mo...
"SHERLOCK HOLMES" IN FACT. [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
'SHERLOCK HOLMES' IN FACT. Sir Afthur Conaa D.iylo. who has recehtly given s-uch an ef fective pV-of of his detective skill, has Veldom been tempted to exercise his tVlent outside the covers , of ins 000 Kb. il,' ae once jnaaesiiy stated. 'I undertook to unravel' 'the entangle ments of other 'psople I believe I should fail. On one occasion, how:ever, I solved what might hav(^ieen a puzzle to some. X was in a tailor's shop while a rather unattractive man was selecting a pair o' trousers, .He flatly objected to striped material, and I got the idea that he was an ex-convlct. To satisfy myself I visited a number of prisons: and, sure enough. I found the man's picture in the ?rogues' gallery.' Doubtless he had had enough of striped wearing apparel.'
GAT AND DOG. [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
CAT AND DOG. They were enpueed to bo married, ami called each other by fbeir mnnes--Tnm and Kanny— nnd he was tolling hor how ho had always liked the name of Fanny, and how i(. sounded like music in his ear. 'I like the name so we!).' he added, as a sort or enncner to tne argument, 'that wnen Sister Clara asked me lo name her pet teriler I at once called it Fanny, after you. dearest.' 'I don't think that was' very nice.' said :nt» fair girl, edging away from him: 'how would you like to have a dog named 'fit' vou?' 'Why! that's nothing.' said . Tom nirlv. 'half the cats it) the country are named after me.' They don't speak now. *
INSERTED HIS ARM. [Newspaper Article] — Mullumbimby Star — 9 May 1907
inserted his arm. W. Jacobs has said that It Is onlv their surprises that make his stories take. To Illus trate -what he; means, he told a story of a lawyer defending a man accused of house breaking, who spoke like this: 'Your Honor, I submit that my client did not break into tho house at nIL T4* fnnmi the parlor window open and merely inserted hie right a* ' and removed a few trifling articles. Now. gentlemen, my client's arm Is not himself, and I fall to sec how you ean punish the whole individual for an offencc committed only by one of his limbs.' 'That argument.' said the judge,. Ms very well put. Following it logically T sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprison ment.:; He can accompany it or not, ng he chooses.' Th-» defendant 'smiled, and with his lawyer's assistance, unserewed his cork arm, and leav ing it in the dock, walked cut. ' :