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The Harder Job. [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 24 July 1914
The Harder Job. A writer sought local color while in Glasgow by haunting the docks. There he fell into conversation with a bargeman who consumed great dif ficulties of liquor. "You drink a good bit of whisky, don't you?" asked the author. "Naething tae speak o'," said the other. "About how much a day?" "Oh, nae mair nor a quart." "Why," protested the author, "I couldn't drink that much water in a day." "An' I wadna dare try it," said the bargeman. He: Do you think it possible for a man to love two women? She:- ,Not if either of them should find out.
SOME PUZZLERS. [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 24 July 1914
SOME PUZZLERS. Where oan a man buy a cap for his knees? Ci' a key for a lock of his hair? Can his eyes bo called an academy, Because there are pupils there? In the crown of his head what gems are set? Who travels the bridge of his nose? Can he use when slating the roof of his mouth The nails on the ends of his tpes? What does he raise from the slip of his tongue? Who plays on the drums of his ears? And who can tell the cut and style Of the coat his stomach wears? Can the crook of his elbow be sent to gaol? And if so what did it do? How does he sharpen his shoulder blades? I'm hanged if I know-do you? A Waste of Powder. It was at a holiday house party, and a man who had never been duck hunt ing shot at a duck in the air. The duck fell dead to the ground. "Well, you got him!" exclaimed the amateur's friend. "Yes," replied the amateur, "but I might as well have saved my am munition-the fall would have killed him." Messrs. Stone and Co., meat sales men, Metropolitan Meat Market, Mel bou...
BOROUGH COUNCIL. Wednesday, July 22nd. [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 24 July 1914
BOROUGH COUNCIL. Wednesday, July 22nd. Present:-Tho Mayor (Cr J. F. Phillips, J.P.), and Crs Bowe, Hay, Kempson, Richards, Turnbull, Lean, Weickhardt, Foulkes. CORRESPONDENCE. From Premier's Office, stating funds are not available for a special grant to assist the local unem ployed. From Sir A. J. PeacocV, stating lie had been successful in obtaining a promise from the Minister of Public Works that £75 would bo placed for rovote, and extra sum provided to assist with flood damage repairs. On the motion of Crs Lean and Weickhardt a hearty vote of thanks was passed to Sir Alex. Peacock. From Governor, Commonwealth Bank, stating the bank could .loan monies '.o municipalities. From Town Olerk, Eaglehawk, ask ing council to oppose Bill now before Parliament, concerning financing works of reclamation on the Bendigo Creek. On the motion of Crs Hay and Kempson the matter was postponed till next meeting. From Mr H. L. Lazarus, secretary Clunes Progress Association, suggest ing that the membe...
Mysterious Stomach Troubles. PRINCIPAL CAUSE REVEALED. [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 24 July 1914
Mysterious Stomach Troubles. PRINCIPAL CAUSE RE VEALED. A great deal of mystery is made about stomach troubles, and many people go in constant dread of life-long incapacity or the horrors of the operating table just because they ex perience pain in tho region of the stomach for which they can not account, Instead of look ing for the cause of the trouble, they seem only too ready to describe themselves as "martyrs to in digestion" or "ohronic dyspeptics.". Excessive acidity is said to be the direct cause of more than,90 per cent, of all stomach troubles, and, accord ing to many eminent physicians, the occasional use of a reliable antacid, such as half-a-teaspoonful of pure DisuiiATED magnesia in a little water after meals, will do more towards righting stomach derangements than all the patent foods and medicines ever invented, because this gets at the root of the trouble--stops fermentation of the food contents, and neutralises tho acids which otherwise would irritate'and inflame the...
Value of Thistles. MUNICIPALITIES DESIRE CONTROL THISTLE ACT. A DISTRICT CONFERENCE. [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 24 July 1914
Value of Thistles. MUNICIPALITIES DESIRE CONTROL THISTLE ACT. A DISTRICT CONFERENCE. The conference of representatives o£ district municipalities called by the Talbot Shire Council to consider the thistle question, was held at the town hall, Talbot, on Wednesday afternoon. The following delegates were pre sent : Talbot Shire.-The president (Or Nichol), and Crs Coutts and Miller. Tullaroop Shire.-Crs Bucknall »nd Dillon. Creswick Shire.-The president (Or C. Fawcett), and Crs Nase and Anderson. Newstead Shire.-Cr 0. Coutts. Clunes Borough.- The Mayor (Cr Phillips), and Crs Turnbull. and Bo wo. Talbot Borough.-The Mayor (Cr Beresford), and Crs Chalmers and I G Carisbrook Borough.-Cr .Bowie. I Lexton Shire.-Crs Laidlaw, Neil, M'Donald, and Coutts. Majorca Borough.-Cr Duncan, and Mr Stavoly (town clerk). . _ Clunes Agricultural -Society. Messrs Alex. Clarke, J. R. Carter and J. Beveridge. The president ot the Talbot Shiro (Cr R. W. Nichol, J.P.) was elected chairman, and Mr U. P. Dowding...
WATER COMMISSION. ENGINEER'S REPORT. [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 24 July 1914
"WATER COMMISSION. ENGINEER'S REPORT. Mr H, E, Sando, C.E. reported During, the past month the foreman and men have been employed repair ing burst service pipes and submains, attending to defective meters and ball taps, scouring out dead ends and carrying out routine works. Care taker JBurton reports having been em. ployed repairing, defective pitching and fencing, preparing metal for road.' way, outting out briars and inspect ing oreek and lagoon, Depth of water in the reservoir on 20th July, 14 feet ' 9 inolies. Caretaker Rowland reports : having been employed repairing feno- ' ing and roadway, attending to defeo-1 tive aqueduct and box culvert, remov-1 iijg trees, destroying rabbits, inspecting ' creek and catchment area, also valves i and fire plugs along the pipe track. I Cr Lean said there was a burst pipe i between TJsher's and Stanton's pro-' perties on Camp Hill-To bo attended to. The treasurer reported a credit bal ance of £189 8s 5d. Accounts amounting to £38 lis 6d were ...
BALLARAT DAIRY PRODUCE MARKET. [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 24 July 1914
BALLARAT DAIRY PRODUCE MARKET. Phillips and Chamberlain report: Butter: Prime-factory prints la Id; lump, Is to Is-l^d; separator, l Od to 10j|d; dairy, 8d. Eggs, Is to Is 2d. Bacon: Sides, lid; middles, ls;.haras, Is 3d. Honey, 3j4d. Lard, 7j^d. Cheese, 8J/£d to 9d. Onions : Brown Spanish, £5 to £7. Potatoes, .£3 15s to-£4 10s. For bronchial'coughs, take j "Woods' Great Peppermint Cure, 1/6
BALLARAT PRODUCE MARKET. [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 24 July 1914
BALLARAT 'PRODUCE MAR KET. The quotations areWheat, 3s - 93 to 3s lid for prime milling. Oats: Fait- feed, 2s 2d to 2s 3d for heavy feed. Peas,«5s Gd. Barley :-Prime, 3s 3d to 3s 6d; faigto good, 2s 9d to 3g. Cape, 2s 4d. Flour, £9. Bran, £5 10s. Pollard, £5 15s. Potatoes, £3 15s to £i 15s. Hay : Best chaffing, £2 10s; manger, £2 15s. Straw, 30s to 30s. . I - * '? ? ? ???.
FOWL CHOLERA. [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 24 July 1914
FOWL CHOLERA. This is one of the most dreaded diseases in the poultry world. It is caused by a germ and is highly con tagious. Once it has established it self in a poultry yard, nothing but the most thorough treatment will pre vent the annihilation of the entire flock. Medical treatment is of litle or no avail. The best thing to do is to kill all the sick birds at once, and to kill them in such a way as not to spread the infection with their blood, and to burn their bodies. The remain ing fowls should then be divided into small lots of from three to five each, so that when a bird is attacked by the disease the entire flock will not be exposed to it. Watch each one of the small lots closely and remove every sick bird. Clean and disinfect everything thor oughly, including small pens contain ing non-infected fowls, with a carbolic acid solution made by mixing one pint of crude carbolic acid and ten quarts of water. All birds not killed should be given three teaspoonfuls of a half per c...
SPORTING NOTES. COURSING. SMEATON CLUB'S MEETING. STAKE WON BY NEXT PLEASE. [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 24 July 1914
SPORTING NOTES. " PAKEHA.") C0U11SING. - SMEATON CLUB'S MEETING. ! STAKE WON BY NEXT ' PLEASE. I The first meeting of the Smoaton District Coursing Club >vas held at Moorookyle on Wednesday, and passed off very successfully. Results : MOOROOKYLE STAKES, For 16 all-ages at £1 Is each. Win-1 lier, £12 12s, and trophy valued £5 iis; runner-up, £4 4s. A. Petrie's Pleasant Jack beat S. Dunne's Little River. W. Walton's Wing Foot beat W. Filby's White. W. Inverarity's Black Fish beat J. Richards' Balwinnie. Morrish Bi os.' N ext Please beat F. Ilender's Barium. J. Monico's Asta beat J. Burns' Overrun. ' C. Yager's Connie's Pride beat A. Clarke's Crayfish. W. A. Yule's Red Floater beat J. Burns' Boreas. E. Shannon's Hope's Best beat J. McMurtrie's Quick Lenie, First Tins. Wingfoot boat Pleasant Jack Next Please beat Blnckfish Asta beat Connie's Pride Hope's Best beat Red Floater Second Ties. Next Please beat Wing Foot Asta beat Hope's Best &lt; Final. Morrish Bros.' Next Please ...
TANNING SKINS AND HIDES. [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 24 July 1914
TANNING SKINS AND HIDES. ? The following is an approved meth od: Soak the skin or hide two or three days in water, then put in lime; take out and remove the hair by rubbing, and soak it in clear water until the lime is entirely out. Put lib. of alum to 31b. of salt; dissolve in a vessel sufficiently large to hold the hide; soak the hide in it for three or four days, then take it out, let it get half dry, and then.beat or rub it until it becomes pliable. Leather prepared in this way will not do well for shoes, but answers for hame straps, back bands, and various other purposes on the farm. The following is an ac count of the "lightning" method of tanning skins: Pour five or six quarts of boiling water over two quarts of bran, and then strain the infusion. Make an equal quantity of salt water by adding to blood-water as much as will dissolve. Mix the bran and salt water, and to each gallon of the mix-: ture (when no more than luke-warm) add an ounce of sulphuric acid. Im merse 'the sk...
Clunes Guardian & Gazette THE NOBLEST MOTIVE IS THE PUBLICGOOD FRIDAY, JULY 24, 1914 [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 24 July 1914
ijjlaqo^ (|aapaisQ § fjaaatte TUB NOBLEST MOTIVE IS TUE PUIJLICGOOD FRTDAY, JULY 24, 1914 There was £ very small attendance at the lecture advertised for Tuesday evening, in the assembly hall, by the Government dairy expert, Mr - Barr. In consequence the latter did not deliver his usual lecture, but instead had a chat, lasting some time, -with the few dairymen present, who asked a number of questions, and gained a deal of information. Throughout his remarks, Mr Barr laid strong em phasis on the desirability of those who went in for dairying, specialising in a j suitable dairy breed, continuously testing the animals, and culling those which were unprofitable. Mr W. Tumbull, president of the Agricul tural Society, tendered the hearty thanks of those present to Mr Barr at the close. Mr H. L. Jones, J.P., of South Melbourne (formerly a resident of Clunes),. celebrated his 8lst birthday on Saturday last. Prior to the ordi nary business of the South Melbourne Court Mr Jones was congratula...
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 24 July 1914
g-g» 'S&ViS''S&lt;S//SS/3S/SS/S^/SS/^&9S/S'S/S Ironin' clothes is a better job than washin' 'era-still' it takes it out o' yer all th' same if \ yer keeps all day'long at it but 1 never minds it a bit - if I can get a cup o' lea now '( and then-good' teal-RoburC teal-1 don't turn up my nose ' if they only gives me th' No. 2 ' Grade, although the No. 1 is what» 1 likes best, but th' tea I does * 'ate is that scenty stuff which ?; they gives yer at some 'oiises- ; there ought to be a law to make i 'em give 'ard workin' women &lt; good tea- -Robur tea-every. -" time. ' Th* Washerwoman: -> ; Holds Out .Well.; At a club meeting held in a public house in a small village a discussion took place as to whether a hard; or soft substance would last the longer. The debate continued for some time, until one man spolte up, and said: "Now, men, you are all mistaken, as I can easily prove. When me and my wife married she had as good a Bet of teeth as any woman cou...
HIS EXPLANATION. [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 24 July 1914
HIS EXPLANATION. A retired army officer tells a good story of a jobbing gardener, who, whatever his faults, apparently lacks nothing in the way of aptitude for. making excuses. "I'd had considerable trouble with my rough hands in the garden," says the army man, "but when this honest eyed specimen applied for the job of well-digging about ten rods of ground, I was taken by hiB appearance, and told him to come in the morning. " 'Now I want you to take your time and dig it thoroughly, not merely scratch the surface,' I said. 'Never mind how long it takes, dig deeply.' And whilst I was standing by he car ried out my instructions admirably. . "I left him at it quite certain that I would know if my orders were car ried out, for ahout six inches deep In the middle of the plot I had buried half a dozen clinkers each the size of a brick. "When I returned he was past the spot, but there was no sign of the clinkers lying about. "'Lend mo your spade a minute,' I said, and straightway unearthed ...
The Chemist's Diagnosis. [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 24 July 1914
The Chemiat'G Diagnosis. People who go to chemists to have their diseases prescribed for occa sionally get very strange diagnoses. One day a farmer, wearing a long countenance, entered a chemist's es tablishment and remarked: "I seem to have something queer in my stomach, and I want you to give me something for it." "What are your symptoms?" the chemist asked. "Every now and then something seems to rise up and then settle back again, and by and by it rises up again." The chemist put his chin in the palm of hiB hand and meditated. "Look here," he said gravely, "you haven't gone and swallowed a lift, have you?"
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 24 July 1914
PMENIX ASSURANCE GO. LTD. £STD. 1782. WORKERS' COMPENSATION* FIRE, ACCIDENT. 103SES PAID EXCEED £90,000,000. t>y PUBH nncs and by HGHTHI1IQ p* matte pood by this Company* ABgNT6~WANTEP. vidtoi'ah dfu Tg 471 BOURKE ST.; SKU MELBOURNE. PflMJgTY & QO. LTD., ACENT8. Ono on Father. "Daughter," said the father, "your youns man, Bailings, stays until a very late hour. Has not your mother said something to 'you about this habit of his?" "Yes, father," replied the daughter sweetly. "Mother says men haven't altered a bit." Export Turkeys 10,000 WANTED. Heavy Birds, 7d. per lb. live weight. Old Fowls, top market price. Send for Price List B. No Cartage or Com . mission charged. DAVID HYLAND & SONS, Exporters, Sennltt's Freezing Works, . MELBOURNE. BENDIGO. She: What is the correct translation of the motto of that lovely ring you gave me? Ife: Faithful to the last. Slie: The last! How horrid. And you've always told me before that I was the very first. layWfiHUWMH.i. I . . itT...
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 31 July 1914
THE j Vletsria lisiniei COMPANY LIMITED Maekbt STBDEI, Mblbouewb. Chairman ... Hon. Edward Millet FIBE; MARINE Accident, Workmen's Compensation, lave Stock, and Guarantee Insurance", BUSINESS CONDUCTED. JAMES J. H AVERT Y, Secretary Agents for District BOBINS & PAYNE. , The Corner Store, ) CLUNES. E. A.~LUFF .(LiATE LUFF BROS.;,l General Grocer, Wine & Spirit Merchant. B1U ASSORTMENT OF GLASS* WABE AND CROCKERY. Medinm Tumblers, Is the half dozen ; usual price 4d eacb. PATENT ROLLER FLOUR MILLS, TALBOT, BEST ROiiLEB FLOUB, POLLARD and BRAN At Lowest Bates. GROCERIES!-First-class Quality. WINES & SPIRITS-Leading Brands. BRIGHT PORT WINE-Is per bottle. SPARKLINGaALE-Gs dozen. Tinware, Ironmongery. GROCERIES ! B4 U BY UR1 GOODS ELSEWHERE i Have a look into the HALL OF COM MERCE, and inspect the good and varied assortment, suitable for this season of the YEAR, and ascertain priceB and quality of goods. We do not say we are selling under Cost Price. OUR MOTTO is t...
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 31 July 1914
Jaundice often arises from a chill on the liver or bile ducts, es pecially on top of an attack of biliousness. If you take care of your liver by giving yourself an occasional course of Cockle's -Antihilious Pills you won't have any reason to fear jaundice. Your liver will perform its functions in a better way and will therefore be less susceptible to chills. It is safe to take Cockle's Pills, because they are the prescription of a fully qualified medical man. They contain no harmful drugs, being purely vegetable in com position, and are painless and gentle in action. Of all Chemists, Pricca England, lllfc and 2/9. Mr William Henry Holmes, assis tant manager for New South Wales of the New Zealand Insurance Company, lias bean appointed Commissioner for the Victorian Government Insurance Office, to be established under the Workers' Compensation Act, For bronchial coughs, take Woods' Great Peppermint Cure, 1/6 CLUNES Motor Garage. rjpoUBING, WEDDING CARS FOB HIRE, By the Hour or Day at ...
Land Tax Valuations. COPIES FOR MUNICIPALITIES. [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 31 July 1914
Land Tax Valuations, COPIES FOR MUNICIPALITIES.. Wlion tho Land Tax Valuation Bill was under review in Parliament, the view was taken that tho valuations which would be made should be made available for municipal and general purposes throughout tho State. Tho matter was again discussed when tho Unimproved Kates Bill, which is op tional for municipalities to adopt, was before tho Legislature. Since then many municipalities have made appli cation for copies of tho valuations. Early this month the State Treasurer and the Minister for Public Works conferred witli tho Under-Treasurer and tho Commissioner and Deputy Commissioner of Luul Tax, and dis cussed the whole matter with them. The view of the Minister was that tho State Land Tux Commissioner should not charge more than tho actual cost of preparing copies for the municipali ties. Sir Alexander Peacock had several interviews subsequently with tho officers, as municipalities generally .were anxious to get the information. He brought t...
HOUSEHOLD HINTS. [Newspaper Article] — Clunes Guardian and Gazette — 31 July 1914
HOUSEHOLD HINTS. Ribs of beef and other joints ara frequently boned by tho butclier and tho bones sent with tho meat. They should at onoo bo examined, and any bits tho least tainted choppd off and thrown away. Tho bones should tlion bo put into tho oven and baked slowly till dry. Thoy will thon keop good for sovoral days, and, when wantod for soup, should bo soaked for half an hour in cold wator beforo beginning to cook them. TO KEEP RAW MEAT SWEET. Run a littlo vinogar over a largo dish, thon placo two pieoee of otiok across, lay the joint on tho sti&ks, and tho moat will koop qui to fro3h during tho hottest weather. It will also prevont flies attacking it, sinoo thoy disliko tho smell of vinogar. Store in a; cool pantry. TO PREVENT MILK FROM BURN ING. When milk has to bo boilod and thore is a fear of its burning, a good plan is to boil rapidly a little water just enough to coyer tho bottom) of tho pan-beforo putting in tiho milk, Thia will prevont tho milk from burning, ho...