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MORTLAKE SHIRE COUNCIL. The following accounts were passed for payment at yesterday's meeting of the Shire Council:— [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

MORTLAKE SHIRE COUNCIL. The following- accounts were passed for payment at yesterday's meeting of the Shire Council :— Long and M Donald £107 1 6 M'Neil and Porter 170 4 8 J. Blair 31 17 6 R. Horner 70 0 0 T. W. Jubb 31 5 0 G. Davidson 82 7 0 O'Shannessy and Flynn 20 0 0 A. Jolliffe 20 "3 0 Jos. Blair 14 15 0 J. Jubb 3 li 10 P. Kenneally 2 5 6 T. W. Jubb 2 2 11 King and Evans 15 0 0 W. J: Yates 1 15 9 Long- and M*Donald , 30 9 6 W. Jervies 3 7 6 Day Labour 51 13 0 Materials . 24 14 8 W. Hyde . 12 10 0 F. Daniyon 1 5 0 Electric Light Co. 10 8 4 W. Warren 14.17 • 4 Mrs. Seiver 1 1 8 P.M.G. 2 1 3 Salaries 41 13 4 Fever Hospital 3 5 0 P.M.G. 1 14 10 Shire Pound 4 6 8 J. Cameron 2 1 8 Fox destruction 0 5 0 Fever Hospital 1 5 2 Dog registration 31 5 0 J. Cathcart "Dispatch" 0 17 6 6 5 0 J. Cameron 6 6 0

Publication Title: Mortlake Dispatch
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
BIDDY THE HEN. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

BIDDY THE HEN. The lost egg-more plainly., tlio bad egg-costs tlio family circle of the United Slates over £13,^00,(XX) an nually . This . loss is by no means the fault of Biddy, tlis lieu, wlio does her thrifty, part to solve the "high, cost of living," laying yearly over £80,01)0,000 worth of eggs. Not a bad ono does she lay. How then, do we, her btn-iieiaries, manage to despoil ourselves of two in every twelve of iier gifts? Biddy's product is leapt by tko far mer a week or two or more before it gets to the country store, where it abides another several weeks beforo shipment to tlio city commission mer chant. i/rom tlio retailer,' in duo or. nnduo season, iiiddy's eggs reach tlio consumer's pantry or ice-box, and tlieaea appear by relays on his table. Now, hero is a problem of delays which iiidtly cannot solve, and it is up to us mere mortals to do it. Everybody can help a little, and. everybody who helps a little is doing a public .service -helping to feed our big family. ? No l...

Publication Title: Mortlake Dispatch
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
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THE MANAGEMENT OF YOUNG PIGS. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

THE MANAGEMENT OF YOUNG PIGS. Our views as to what weight a pig should reach vary enormously. A frienu of my own, once a well-known .Berk shire breeder, made his pigs into ba coners in about thirty weeks or into porkers in, sixteen weeks, but I do not think that in these later days lie would be satisfied with the results, for 7J, | months is a long period to feed a youngster for prime meat, whereas if the meat were too heavy the reduced I price would remove ail the incentive. A porker pig should pay very well in sixteen weeks and not be too fat, as just as in tho case of tho baeoner tins lets down the price. Another once famous breeder friend fed his pigs until l.is lianis scaled 120ib each, but these wi-i'o only seven months old, yet they all'ord an excellent idea as to tho gross weight of tho carea.se. Tiio curer of bacon requires not only lean meat, but small meat, henco tho weight of a bacon pig should not ex ceed 1-10 to l(iO lb., and it is precisely such meat' which obtains tl...

Publication Title: Mortlake Dispatch
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
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SLIGHTLY MIXED. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

SLIGHTLY MIXED. lying's counsel, examining witness: "Did you-I know you did not, but I am bound to put it to you-on the twenty-fifth-it was not the twenty iiith really, it was the twenty-fourth it is a mistake in my brief-see tlio de fendant-he is not tlio defendant real ly, he ia the plaintiff-tliero is a coun- j ter claim, but you would not understand I that-yes or no?" Witness: 1 'What 1

Publication Title: Mortlake Dispatch
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NOT GRANTED. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

NOT Gil ANTED. Jones, ablo-soamau ou Vor lioii, gazed into tho i'aco of liis com mander pleadingly. "You aro always on leave!" ex claimed tlxe oilieer. "Wiiafc on earth do you require extra leave for now?" "My sister's baby's goin' to bo w-axiuated, sir," replied Jones. "And what has itat to do with you ?" "She's my sister, d'ye see?" said Jones with a painful look. "What, tho baby?" "No, sir; tho baby's sister's my brother-1 mean I'm tho mother's baby-er-the father's my mother-no I mean " "You mean-what do you mean?" broko in tho officer angrily. "What do tliov want you for? That's the point J' "P-p-plcase, sir," stuttered Jones, "they want me-me to stand as god-M m-motherl"

Publication Title: Mortlake Dispatch
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Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

IF you have tried numbers of rem edies for your com plaint and failed to get any benefit, DON'T GIVE UP HOPE, there is still my system to try; and it has proved itself In 40 years' experience In treat ing* every disease, " Where Ignorance is a Crime* jutt published,. Yoa canrtei afford to be without it. Price 6d» Medicine acnt post free, wrapped securely in plain wrapper. THE Advertisers in this paper are not spending money tor 'space just tor tun. They must be able to offer you some advantages. The Benefits can't be all on their side. Otherwise they' could not stay in business. Write to them all. Let them tell you more than - can be told in the iimited space in their advertisements. The information will anyway be worth the little trouble and we stamps. VJhtn coupons are printed in the advertisements, cut them out and use them, and in every case please say you saw the advertise ment in this paper.

Publication Title: Mortlake Dispatch
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POULTRY NOTES. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

POULTRY NOTES. Too many chicks spoil tlie brood. A chick m the nest is worth two m the mind. . Tho less the help the stronger tho chicks. , , . j.i ' Tho proof of the hatching is the chirp of the chicks. Tlio chick will never grind with, the grit it never gets. ' Grit is a virtue m man and fowl. Tiio lazier tho hen tho smaller the P Eggs to tho number, of 21,500,000 wero imported into Great Britain liist year. This interesting fact is reported i by Mr. E. Brown, E.L.S., in his an- | mm I review of tho poultry iudustrj . (4At> 110 time/' ho states, "lias tlio do mand been so grout and pr.ces so good as in the twelve months recently end ed. Iu 1913 thero was a considerable riso in tlio volume of eggs and poultry received from overseas, as compaiod with 1912, vet prices have, been grea tor. So far "as luitivo supplies are con crned, there has been a riso ail round, showii.g that consumption is advancing more rapidly tlum production, whethei native or foreign. What istiuo in Britain ...

Publication Title: Mortlake Dispatch
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NEWS SUMMARY. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

HEVilS SUMMARY-.' Tlio revenue collected at the Customs House on May 29 amounted to:-Rev enue, £1.'),S(S!'/17/G; State, £3GS/12/; contingent, £02/17/1; pilotage, £510 13/8; wharfage, £437/11/1. Mr. Harold Morrison, P.M., died on i'Mday, at; his residence, Royston, Dan denoug-road, Malvern. He was regard ed as a very abic magistrate, and had always held the high esteem of his col leagues. In connection witli shipping on the Australian coast, and from port to port, freights and fares show an advance from Monday. Fares have riesn from S to 10 per cent., and freight by 1/0 per ton. It is reported that, in addition to the North German Lloyd S.S. Co., which is extending its servico to Now Zealand, the German-Australian line is contem plating a direct servico with the Domin ion. The little girl, Aiiket, whose both feet were cut oil in the Otahuliu (N.Z.) rail way accident, which was fatal to her grandmother, died on ."Friday. This makes five victims from railway acci dents in New Zealand d...

Publication Title: Mortlake Dispatch
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
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MORE SCHOOL HUMOUR. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

MORE SCHOOL HUMOUR. Tliero is no end to tlio bowlers from tlio schoolroom. An authority on the subject lias just been pointing out (that in English literature papers young peo ple aro sometimes asked, to" givo their criticisms 011 certain books or authors. They usually rely on criticisms' which they havo read in books, but if their .memories fail the results aro ofton disastrous. O110 youthful critic cast aspersion upon Milton when he wroto: "Miitoii married a young girl wlio ran back to her parents, so iio wrote a sonnet on divorce." "Shakespeare," ailirmed another young critic, "found ed 'As You Like It,' on a book pre viously written by Sir Oliver Lodgo." "After twice committing suicide, the poet Cowper lived till 1800, when he died a natural death." Another hope ful wroto: "Sir "Walter Scott's firm oi publishers liquified, and ho had to pay olF the national debt before ho died." And tho youthful historian sagely added: "This woro him out."

Publication Title: Mortlake Dispatch
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WORTH A SECOND THOUGHT. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

WORTH A SECOND THOUGHT. Tlio chronic borrower is a neighbor hood musance. The best bosses are frequently the poorest workers. Prosperity 1ms been the ruination of many man, if you must carry a grievance arounu with you, keep it to yourself. Ignoranco is not bliss when you are in riie hands of a sharper. If your wife is a good-cook don't for get to tell her so. She deserves the praise. The man who keeps the corners of his mouth turned up is a public bene factor. The clock never complains of being overworked, and it puts in every min ute, too! ii th(j reins are drawn too tightly tho young folks are liable 'to run away from .homo. .Because a couple are fine-looking is 110 sign they will get along lino once they arc mairied. .Many a .tow kicks because that is the only way sho can tell you that something is wrong. If it becomes necessary to destroy the little kittens, don't let the children see yuu do it. It's queer how many men Lavo busi ness in a neighboring town when a cir cus is bill...

Publication Title: Mortlake Dispatch
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PUZZLED THE POLICEMAN. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

PUZZLED THE POLICEMAN Before- slio went away for a weolc at iho seaside Mrs. Jones made her little husband promiso to take the children for a. walk oil' Sunday afternoon. Now, the Jones family consisted of an equal mixture of boys and girls, and number a dozen; and Sunday after noon saw Jones marching down itlio High "treot at the head of his pro geny. I'.c. Plumhead, now to the game, and thereforo zealous, watched Jones and Lis party for a few brief seconds; then walked firmly up ito him and ar rested the little man. "You eoniQ along to the station with mo!" ordered ho. "But what for?" queried the duti ful father. "I haven't dono any thing 1" "Ho, hindeedF' answered the zea lous one. "I refuse to comel" sliouted Jones in a. frenzy. "Anyway, it ell rno what I am supposed to have dono?" "I don't know what you're supposed to havo done," retorted. Plumnead, with lofty sarcasm. "But if you ain't dono notliing, then, I asks you, what is this 'ere orowd follorin' you for?"

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ABOUT THAT BOY. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

ABOUT THAT BOY. (By Arthur D. Dean.) What do I expect of tho .boy of four teen? lliglit at the start I expeot him to be a boy, not a cherub, not a Ijttlo okl .man, nor a sneak. Just plain unadulterated boy. I expect that lie stands well 011 his feet, looks you in tlio eye and tells you the truth; that lie sleeps wlicn lie sleeps, works when he works and plays when iie plays; that he. swims like a duck, runs like a de r and srts like an eagle; that he plays fair on the held, at the school and in the home; that ho !;k.s a dog, delights in woods and fields, and be lieves in comrades; that he admires real men. stands by liis heroes and looks up to his mother: that I10 sees in a violet, a sparrow or a \Vorm, tho-touch of the !ia;:d of God. Furthermore, I expect that the boy has a father as well as a mother, a few brothers and sisters and a wise teacher cr two; that his father remembers that he was once a boy; that his mother tempers her all-abiding love with jus tice; that liis homo is m...

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THE PROPERTIES OF HEAT. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

THE PROPERTIES OP HEAT. School Inspector (to sharp boy): "What are the properties of heat?" .Boy: "Tlio oluef property "is that it expands bodies, whilo cold, contracts them." "Very good; give mo an examplo." "In summer, when it is hot, the day is long; in winter, when it is cold, tho day is short." Exit Inspector, ]o->t in amazement that so familiar an instance should have so long escaped his own observa tion.,, . ,

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Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
OH, YOU WOMEN! [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

OH, Y.OU WOMEN! Two women mends, who had not seen each, other for some time, met a't a tea-shop. Airs. Urown could not resist the opportunity of dragging in allusions to, motoring. l'i simply adoro it," she exclaimed. "I couldn't, do without our darling lit tle machine. It is a six-cylinder, you know, with improved olutehes, a self starter, and tliiugs iiko that. I should think you would get one." "Wo have got one," answered Mrs. Green witn a happy little smile. "We have had it for somo time." "1'ou don't really mean it!" re turned Mrs. Brown, just a trillo jca olusly. ""What mako is it?" "It is a. light-running lockstitch," answered Mrs. Groen. ''with a hem mer. tucker", and a buttonhole attach ment 1"

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Terribly Tempted. CHAPTER XVII. THE DAY AFTER. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

SiiBlAL STOBY Ait HAS EL GRAY. CHAPI-Eii XVII. THE DA x AFTER, Tijt'j'u was so much "consitL'iiL incon sistency," m Colonel Stanier's charac ter-11 v.'o may u.-.e the term; lie was so strange a compound or varied con tradictions, iliac, alter Lenore bad gam ed soma rust.by s^ccp, s>ho roiuseU to accept the ukase he had pronounced against her. It had been spoken, or course, in a moment of irrigation - of petulant caprice, caused by worry. He never meant to seisi-inco her. Tile good and evil qualities of ins mind were so cur.ously uleiukd, that trio good was sometimes ni the aseenuant. Why should it uot bo so now ? His faise houii, fickleness, and seiiishness must . bo glossed over. She must, still sub mit to that laseiiiaueii and sorcery, against winch, morally speaking, her soul rebelled, because she loved him too tenderly to be tlirust Irom Ins prese-CJ, and survive if. 1:1 e oil his part had, however, never i'aHered in h:s resolve, and tho fact, that there were duns, mure summo...

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Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
WIT AND HUMOUR. THE PUZZLED PARENT. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

WIT- AND HUMOUR. THE PUZZLED PARENT. Parents are frequently much exercis ed in the endeavor to answer their chil dren's quest/ions. Occasionally they wriggle out of tlio difficulty as did Paterfamilias in the following story "Father," said a boy, looking up from a book-"what is pride?" "Pride!" returned the father. "Pride 1 Why-a-eh, surely you know what pride is? A sort of being stock uj>-a kind of-well, proud you know. Just get the dictionary - that's the thing to i" you exactly what it is. There's nothing like a dictionary, Johnny 1" "Here it is," said the lad, after an oxhausting search. " 'Pride-being proud.' " "Um-yes, that's it," replied the father. "But " "Well, look at 'proud' 1 That's tlio way-you've got to hunt thesa tilings out, my boy." "I've got it,", answered Johnny 1 'Pre-p«-pro-why '' "What does it) say?" " 'Proud-having pride.' " "That's it! There you are, as clear as day! I tell you, Johnny, thero is nothing like a good dictionary when you are young. Tako caro ...

Publication Title: Mortlake Dispatch
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
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NO WONDER JOE WENT. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

NO WONDElt JOE WENT. An excited micldle-aged. lady bounced into a suburban police station and ac costed itlio inspector on duty. "AVhero's my Joe?" slio demanded, "iieg pardon, madam-dog, I pro sumo?" said tlio ollicer. "Don't you dare to presumo nothing of tho kind," snapped tho lady. "Bog iudeeod! i\ro, sir, husband-my hus band. He's missing, disappeared, do camped " "i'OU don't say so " "Hut I'll havo you to understand that I do say so, young man. How daro you sib there and liatiy contradict a ratepayer P-leaatways tho lawful wil'o of one. I'll report you, sir. Do you hear that? I'll report you! \Vhero's my 'husband ?" "My dear madam- " "How dare you call' me your dear madam? Do you think that I camo hero to bo. insulted? I .tell you my husband has decamped, aud you sit there like a dummy. "What do you think of that?" "Well, madam," responded tho police inspector. "I haveir'it the plea sure of your husband's acquaintance, but I should say ho is a very wise man. Constable, show th...

Publication Title: Mortlake Dispatch
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Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

.. IF.. OUT OF GEAR -'?> I.- ... r ti gg.-J^llw" niTi Hastisoa, San Miguel COHE "'MERCHANTS, AX IJ SUPPLY HOUSE FOR Brewers, Aerated Water Manufacturers, Hotel Keepers. Bakers, and Refreshment Rooms. Correspondence invited on All ? Articles used in the above trades. Note Address 304 FLINDERS STREET, MELBOURNE. That is the song- of the New ITEGtA Separator The musical hum of beautiful ly balanced mechanism Growing' moru and more intense while the cream flows thicker and thicker And your bank balance jjets Msser and bigger and bigger And you chuckle quietly to your self when you think how llttto you paid for the Vega, and how many times over you have got your money back. Prices of New Model Vega Separators. 10 GaL-£3/15/; 55 GaL-£la/l» a GaL-£7; SO Gal.-£lE/U Full Particular Dept. - K Buckeye H&i'veste? Co., 4S-&3 FKAHCJS gX, SCEDtt. Etegodo Aprnte Viutoi FIVE RULES FOR FORTUNE. SOW SOME SECURED SUCCESS. 1. Cultivate and perfect your ideas. Experiment. TJio world is...

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QUITE TIME, TOO. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

QUITE TIME, TOO. "Halloa, Paddy, how is it you're not working at your jol> just now?" "Oi struok." "What did you strike for?" "Well, it was loike this. "Wan wako ago cum to-morrow niglivt Oi was pub to wurrk amongst a gang av Oitalians, all bilermakers loiko meself. "Well, begorra, ivory mother's son av the Dagoes ato about a half-dozen big anyans ivory dinner, and all the rist av the day the odour av tliem anyans got iiita mo eyes, so that instead of driving bolts Oi'd bo thumpin' me fin gers. "Well, tho climax came wan after noon whin mo eyes were that full av water that, instead av puttin' a bolt in a hole, Oi put mo finger in, an' the fellow on tho inside av the bilcr put a washer over tho ind av it an' hit it sioli a clip, begorra, that they had to tako tho bilor apart tn. git the hole away from around mo finger. It was thin Oi struck."

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THE ORCHARD. HOW TO SAVE TREES. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 6 June 1914

THE ORCHARD. HOW. TO SAVE TREES. I 111 every apple, orchard of mature I trees are individual trees which are in imminent danger of splitting apart owing to a. mechanically . weak forma tion at union of trunk and body iiinbs. Many such trees have been mined and others are iindiiig their way . > the wood-pile. By a proper system oi trussing between opposing body nr..lis this danger is entirely obviated and the treo made stronger than i.tbers not trussed though normally formed. seam, it not, already a fissure, ex tending downward from top of trunk, indicates the weak tree which if at tended to promptly wiii be saved irom disaster and an untimely end. Again, many trees contain bird holes or openings into body limbs or trunk as a result either of cureless or ignor ant pruning, failure to treat the larger wounds with paint, or irom mechani cal injuries us by storms or by waggon or implement. All sucii openings are a menace to the- tree and endanger its usefulness and longevity. Hero is...

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