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Well Certified. [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

Well Certified. A. new Bohoolmanter had just been posted to the regiment, and ho had tho roputation of being rather a coiontifio man, well up in eomo branohea of study whioh army sohool masters do not always tako up. In the or r.erly room. Tho colonel wao sooted at tho table with tho adjutant stonding by. Adjutant : ' Tho now sohoolmaetor'ooomo to report arrival, colonel.' (Enter school master.) Colonel: 'Woll, oir, como to join, oh? That's right. I hoar that you understand nil abont piano trigonometry, oh ?' Sohoolmnstor (very unotoady on hia logo) : ' Yeshr — got fusholash 'tificatofor it.' Colonel (unobservant) : 'And you've studied military surveying, too, I believe ?' Schoolmaster : ' Yeohr— got fusholash ?tifloato for't.' Colonel (looks up qniokly) : 'I think yon've been drintir'Ti nir.' Sohoolmaster ? Yeshr— git fnoholosh tifloato for it.' '?/?'!

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: NSW, Australia
THE ROAD TO SUCCESS. [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

THE ROAD TO SUCCESS. Hen and women havo oeaoed to succeed in a hurry, Ocoaoionally thero will bo an ex ception, but tho inotancea aro very rare. Tho ccorct of ouoceosful careers is the tho rough porformanoo of whatever has been un dertaken. Pcrcovoranco la essential to suo codo, oinoo it io ofton aohioved only through a oucaession of failures. In spito of our best tffortojfailureo nro in otoro for the majority of tlmrnM. Th rnmainn thnn a. ? | beat wo can under all circumstances, bearing in mind that racoa aro not alwayo won by : tho cwiftacfrfcoi, nor triumpho in battle by tbo iitroD'gect rrrac. It io by t!:j rijhS application of owiftneuo and jjtrcn^ih that ouccesa ia acoarcd. In otartiug oat upon tho joarnoy of life. It io well : Firot. to obtain overy kctnol of knowledge within yonr rcacb, I Studv neonln for tlin JrnnrjInUnn thnv a&n 1 impart to you. Bjad booko for what thoy oan teaoh yon. Next, aeo what your tomperamont boat fits you lor. Mark your tondonoieo ond apply ...

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
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Typographical Mistakes. [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

Tyitooraphical mistakes. ' ' A Solemn Cirouo in Church' waa tho listoniBhing caption put by tha BoCfilo Px press over a diopatab from Indianapolio giving a report of tho oorviceo in tbc church ol whioh Frcoidont Harrison waa a member, juot boforo ho loft for Wnohington, whon it should havo been ' n oolemn uervico.' Horace Greoloy'a illcgiblo manuscript wao productive of mony crroro, whioh wero gene rally ' caught ' in ' proof but on ono oa oaoion, whon ho wroto 11 'Tin truo, 'tio pity, ana piiy tis, no irao, it appeared in tho Tribune, ' 'Tio fivo, 'tio fifty, yoo, 'tio fifty two.' On another ocoaoion, when ho had written an ablo editorial on tho relations of Spain and tha United Stateo, tho nrtiolo ap peared with many otrangc referenoeo to tho 'Spanioh goat.' Mr. Greoloy had written ' Spanish ' govt.'' A dramatic oraalo surprised tho Boston public by announcing that ' tho toaot for Irving, liko tha toast for nlivco, must bo cut elevated.' Eend 'tasto' for 'toaot,' in both places, n...

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: NSW, Australia
GREAT UNCLE DECIMUS. A Story with a Moral for Expectant Me[?]. [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

j$\ GREATS UNCLE DE01MUS. /*- & Story Syifh ' a ? lorra for JSxpoot ^ \nnt Iv.oiV'. i . Ely ncmtf'Sa' nail I tavo ten j). children. ; Enskna -.ToaUln'J i:3 \,iiat it ia | [intl Jo; tlio Ho;1';'.'', L:.:';;] ir.niil:::i r.:o ^ niSh uo XTo;1^:U:: 1 c ' 7 ii? — r,:i ;? - iflloajnorsoy. 'My r.VJ'r: j ot tea, nil . «! whom ctivotop:;1. :!« r-r.!!;- iafonjac:.-.oy ?— Uith tin oxccpiicu ol Dccimua, tlia ?p- yoanscr.5, whn v;na n Iir.:'\:lor. WbcaJcr.y ? . 4ho»C2ohoim7l):oi!:::-fl Issil o c!slld named Dccimuo;*.voHocj, '.;ill, I am ouro. liava J/Onr empathy ana comaiczration. Thero TOO only ono tblcg '.to dimorcad about, ioi wcrots very united family: mil that una Eno po-::'ion ok icae-uBoia jjcsimuo. uy . esntury of nephawo nnd uoic::j nil callcd him .????;. (jtcat-unolo, and wo r.ll lovcilnnd rcspoctcfl ? ; Elm Jar boyonil !-:] Caecita : to: tlic;-owaa . BOthiDgpariionlr.dy nica o: attractive nbont ? - ? Great-OnoloDcoimnn, end th:ro w.i n rrootl dealoSmyctory. In tho ficcS ji!?/ ...

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: NSW, Australia
No Excuse for a Juror. [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

No Excusc for UtTurov. Tho Judge was hearing o caso that called for a jury trial, and after tho usual wrangl ing, whioh' always trieo hi3 patience, tho jury woo secured and sworn. Tho jndgo settled book in his chair, thinking that tho ease was fairly started, when up jumpod a littlo Gorman who was sitting at ono end of the jury bos. ' Shudgo !' ho exclaimed. 'Well, vihat ia it!' coked tho jadgo shortly. ' Shudge, I t'ink I like to go homo.' 'Yon can't go. Sit down 1' 'Shudgo, I doand t'ink I mako a good ehuror.' 'Sit down 1' ' Well, Shudgo,' nnd the littlo follow was getting desperate, ' I doand speak good Eng. fish.' 'You'll not havo to speak any at all.' 'Andl aan't make nodings oudt of vot dose tellers ' — indicating tho lawyers — ' aro talking aboudt.' ' Thafa no oxcuse, Neither can anyone alee. Sic downl'

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
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THE DIFFERENCE. [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

THE DIFFERENCE. Small Boy: ' P, what io tlio dificrcnco betrrecn a pessimist and an optimist ?' Pa: ' Well, lctmo see if I can illustrate it. You know 1 am often discouraged, and things don't look to mo as if thoy would ever go right. Well nt such timca I can bo said to a pessimist. But yoarB ngo, when I was a young man, evsrytliing looked bright and rosy, audi waa alwayB-Jiopcful. Then I was an optimist. Now, uiy son, can you understand tho diifrrcnco between a pessimist and an optimist ?'? Small Boy ; 1 Oh, yos ; ono is married and tho other isn't.'

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: NSW, Australia
Good Stories. Some Politeness Does Not Pay. [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

©oot- Stories. Somo Politeness Does Not Pay Politoneoo io n dnnGoroua eiporimcnt ot timeo in Eomo porta of Melbourne. It in a good deal cater to keep oilenoo thrsn to bo Tho other dny, vinlfcinr; nlorm tho otrect, wero two Girls. Ono lir.a hor nrma fall ot bundlea nnd tho other, a oliGht, pr,le-fcc:d littlo thing, T)itU nrmo not much thicker Bho oould barely eta^cr along vatli hor load. Coming behind the two cirla van n well dioaood, modcot-looliinc yonng crnn, tho Bacrotary ol a prominent Sunday-nohool. Ho io a real nico young man, who would not tako advantuRO ol q nick kitten. Tho eight of tho wcok littlo V70mcn with tho tremendoua valico evidently touehed hia nympathieo, nnd after looking oompasaiouataly at hor for r. Ian momonto, ho otopped nlongcido and caid : 11 Pardon mo, mica, but that bog oeoran to bo very hoavy foryou. I nm going your way, and it yon will pormit mo I will carry it.' QjioU oa a ilftoh and beforo the polito offer T?na well ont of the young mau'o mouth, tho t...

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: NSW, Australia
A CASE IN POINT. [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

A CASE IN POINT. Husband ! 4 Now hero's a thing, Nellie, that J wish to ask your opinion about. I am reading some items of philosophy here, and ono of theso items says there is a fool tn every family. What .do you think of that V \Vife; 4 Well, you lost twenty pounds at poker j the other night, as you confessed to mo?' II.: 4 Yes, my dear.* j W.: * And you buy what is called sweep tickets sometimes in- tbo expectation of inciting a great strike.' H.: 4 Well, that's a fact. But what has that to do with there being a fool in crery family V W.: 'I am coming to it. Now you havo left your family, the family composed of your brothera and t-Htera, you left yonr- family /when you mar ried II.! 1 Tlift'.'iirorrpiet.1 W 1 Wo 1, tbero ia no fool in your, family now 1 -A..X-. . Then the husband fell Into a deep meditation, while the wif? watclod him out of the corner of her 6J*. , -?*.

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
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He Lost It. [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

. He Lost It. A oertain lady in Paria givea periodical ainnere, nt whiola QBBcmblo some of the best known wita and literati of tho day. The rulo of tho manaion ia, that whilo ono person diaoouraea, no interruption whatever can bo . permitted. It ia said that M. Eennn once attended ono of these dinnero, and being in excellent vein, talked without a break during ?U-J nuu.o iui.mu iuu una oi too dinner, a gueafc waa hoard to eommonoa tv Bantenoo, but ho wao instantly silenced by the hostess. After thov had left t.hn however, Bho at once informed tho ectin- 1 guished individual that, as BJ, Itonan had now finished his conversation, she -would gladly hear what ho had to say. Tho guest modestly deolinod ; tho hostess insisted. ' I am certain it was comothing of conco qaeneo,' ohooaid. ' Ainu, madame,' ho nnawered, ' it wao, Indeed ; but now it io too late I I should havolikod n littlo moro ot that iced pad ding.'

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: NSW, Australia
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

AMATEUR WOOD' WORKING Wow, Boyc, Horo la Somotlilnc Both Useful and Entcrt.-Jnlnc, Thero nro many proit-- r.nd u:;cfnl thingn thnt can bo nindo with r, £ov/ tools by boya 'who have a tabto for mcolianieal v,-ovl; (nayo a v?L-iter in ' Youth'o Companion.' To con otruot thom io nn oncellcnt training o£-t35to ingenuity and patienco. For o::nmplo, both a profitablo and n pleaeant ° ° *|. ! uoo of toolo in found in — ~ mnkinf! of natural wood j 7 Kill pioture-frameo. A now ?:('!! nnd cany Dtylo for thoir lj 'l| oonotruntion io to bo found in tho illuotintiona given, many of whioh nro to bo ccan in tho annuol picturo exhibitiono. For tho omnllor framca inch boardo nro ucod of variouo widtho, f our inchc.i wido being very atircotivo, To neouro tho ondo when proporly flttod, ccrow thin pieeeo of hard' wood over tho joint, on Ijii'lf - tbo baok oido, no ohown hill- ' ^ liolow.mnkingthojointD P//| i hii/i qo linht no poEOible. Jav I 'v/' Tho endo nre fitted in ifA Lff ', 1 mitro-bon, no in th...

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: NSW, Australia
Couldn't Stand the Test. [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

Couldn't Stand the Test. 'I saw an amusing incident oarly this morning,' said a policeman to a travelling man. 'WhatwaBit?' 'It ooourred about half-past ono in tho motning. A certain gentleman got out of a hack and wont up the stops of his residence. He hesitated for a minuto and then pulled J the door-boll. Presently a window opened nn ntinvo nm! n wnmnn nnt hnr head out of it. That yon, dear!' he inquired, ' ' Yes,' Bho ropliod. ' 1 Lemma in,' oaid he. ' Say truly rural,' ?' Toory looral.' ; ''You oan't oome in,' eho responded promptly, and shut tho window down. Ho visual a moment more and than got back into tho hack.'

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
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CHURCH NOTICES. CHURCH OF ENGLAND. [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

CHURCH NOTICES. CnuRoa of England. ; Sutton Forest.— 1st and 3rd Sundays in tbe month at 3 p.m. ; 2nd and 4th Sundays in the month at II a.m. aud Holy Communion ; 5th Sunday at 3 p.m. Moss Vale.— 1st and 3rd Sundays in the month at 11 a.m. and Holy Communion ; every Sunday at 7.30 p.m. Bcndaxoon.— 2nd and 4th Sundays in the month at 3 p.m. : 5th Sundays in the month at 11 a.m. and Holy Communion. Kx&tek — Wednesday (on or before full moon) '7.30. Holia'thori'e (Cross Roads— Thursday (on or be fore full moon) 7.30 p.m..— Rev. A. G. Stoddart; Bong Bong (Christ Church) — Divine Service every Sunday morning at II a.m. j Mount Ashhy (St. Thomas)— Every Sunday at 3p.m. ; Address to childron first Sunday in month; -choir practice every Wednesday, at 7 p.m. Yarrunca— Second Sunday in every month at 3 p.m. All seats ar? free. — W. A. Leeah, B.A. ? ... , : - Holy Trinity, Berrima. Berrima, every Sunday at 11 ; sccond and four ? undays in tho month at 7. ? ? ? ? Rev. G. Sheppard, B,A. ...

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: NSW, Australia
RAILWAY. [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

RAILWAY. Down Trains.— A mail ti am leaves Svdney daily (Saturdays excepted) at 9 p m, Campbelltown 10.8, Victon 10.53, Mittngang 12.12am, Bowral 12.19, Moss Vale 12.40, arriving at Goulburn at 2.20j aud Albury 11.55. A paper and mixed traiu leaves Sydney at 4 a m, Mittafiong 8.31, Bowral 8.41, Moss Vale 9, Goul burn 11.12, reaching Albury 12$ hours later. ? - Tho Melbourne express leaves Sydney daily (Saturdays and Sundays excepted) at 5.15 p ni, Mittacong 7.58, Bowral 8.6, arriving at Moss Vale 8.18, leaves at 8.43, arrives at Goulburn at 10.5 and Albury 5.50 am. A passenger train leaves Sydney daily (Sundays excepted) at 9.30 a m, Mittagong 12.36 p in, Bowral 12.45, Moss Volo 1.25, Goulburn 3.5. A tourist train leaves Sydney every Saturday at j 7.55 a m, Picton 9.55, Mittagong 11.5, Bowral 11.12, Moss Valo 11.35, arriving at Goalburn at 9.20 n m. A second tourist train leaves Sydnev every Saturday at 2.28 p m, Mittagong 5.36, Bowral 5.46, and arrives at Moss Valo at 6.0. A passen...

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: NSW, Australia
PRESBYTERIAN. [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

! PBESBVlf WAN. I East Kangiloon 11 ; l&rrawang 3 ; Moss Vale 7.30.— Rev. Borry, M.A.H WESLEfjAJT. ^ Mosa Valo 3 p.m.-Rc^jJ. \Vfflnougli.

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: NSW, Australia
CATHOLIC [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

- OatboiM. ;'V| Moss Vole—St. Paul's gfa.m. ; ovemng 7.30 j.j Bunwaiiff 11 a.m.— Ro v.||r. Grace.

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
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And Hold the Fort was Written. [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

And Hold the Hort was Written. Gen. Sherman loves to tell tho old otory of the seigo of Alatoonn, early in Oatobcr, 1864. Gen. Corse wao in command of tho union forces at that place, and wao known to ba very hard preooed. Gen. Sherman wao coming to hio relief, bat aa be continued to bear; nothing from Gen. Corso ho naturally beeamo ansious. Eflortawcra mado to com manioota with him, bat with no success, and tho worst wao fenrod. It wao known that Gen. Coroo hod mado n gallant fight, hut whether he had or had not euocumbed to tho forces againot him wero tho disputed ques tions, Then oamo tho oignal, tho mention of whioh to thio day still brings aomiloto Sher man's grim faae. _ It oamo at an opportuno moment and contained tbc famoao expression so often quofod : 'lam short a ohoekbnno and an car, but am ablo to whip all hell yet.' It was somewhat profano this, but aa it ia oaid to havo ouggootcd tho hymn, ' Hold tha Fort,' tho piouo havo loco- reaoon to com plain of it thon thoy othcrw...

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: NSW, Australia
Interesting Items. [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

Interesting Items. Tim longth of tho Fronoh Prooidont o {arm is nominally seven yearo. Thiers wao elected President Ang. HI, 1871; Marohal MooSahon was oleotod May 21, 1873 ; Julea Gr6vvwoa olcotadm December, 188u. Uorio V Sadi Carnot waa elected. Frcoidont Deo. 8, 18871 beeauoo o 1 dicsatio/notion with Grovy'o cabinet, ' The 'Court of St. James' io oo onllcd decauso St. Jomeo'o Palaoo io tho palaoa in which tho royal ' f anctiono ' toko placo ; it .Jn the hcadquartoro of tho English court. atTnilnv nmrnenionn nra 11 febn Rnhlimn Pnrtn.' or'tho Porte, 'meaning Tarkoy ; tho Suh limo Porto ia tho gatoway to tho Sultan'a palace. Again, tho Vatican moans tho Popo and his court; tho Court of tha Taillorico nood to mean Napoleon III, 'What nro tho namao nnd heighto of tho tallest towers in tho world?' Tho EiQel Tower, in Paris, io 901 feet high ; tho nost talleot building, not n towor, howovor, iu tho Washington Monument, CSS feot high ; aftor that oomao tho towo; of tho City.Hnll,in jhil...

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
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Humor. A Piece of Advice. [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

'' toumor. 'A Piece of Advice. Hero's a piece of advico whioh if takes to heart ? , Will prevent much onooyanco and pain , For in smoothing a courtohip 'twill oft play apart. That will add to your pleaoaro nnd gain : Just romomber, i£ owcct ruotio maiden you woo, And at night nonr hor homo you would It is needful, indeed, and will novo muoh ? ado, Firot to got on good terms with tho dog. With tho oaninon friend, by tho fenco or tbo hedgo, Undisturbed, 'noath tbo starlight or moon, Yon may linger, and fear not of leaving a pledge, Such as coat-tail or wreoked pantaloon. Oh, it pays, oro tho parents aro won to your side, Lest you chased bo o'or meadow, ond bog, To romomber, when oceking a fair ruatio bride, — ? ? Trfru«OT^^£ryo'o(rt'ormirx?itfiriho dog.

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
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Robertson. [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

Robertson. ? ? (From Our Correspondent.) During tlio month of Docomber 118,751 gallons of mill: was received at tho Robertson factory. When the factory was crcctcd four years ago. it was not thought thon that such nn amount of mill: would bo received, as tho factory was only built to treat 1000 gallons a day. Had tho directors at that timo been only able to forecast tlio present supply, a much lariur buildinr: would have been crested. and more powerful machinery purchased. A few more suppliers are yet to eomo in, and with tho still further increase of tho present ones, tho directors state that a new butter room will havo to bo crcctcd, as tho present 0:10 will then be to small to contain, nnd properly work tho butter in. Even should tho supply not increase-, some of tho share holders aro in favor of having a butter room, aeparato frjm tlio main building, aa thoy maintain, that with co many steam pipes it to nils to soften tho butter. Tho dairy industry being tho staplo product of th...

Publication Title: Scrutineer And Berrima District Press, The
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
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Advertising [Newspaper Article] — The Scrutineer and Berrima District Press — 7 January 1893

A Scotcliiiistii's IPliilosophy. An old Scotchman is said to have risen in prayer meeting one night and apropos of nothing delivered himself. of the following - remarks : — 'There are three things I never could quite understand. First, why hoys will throw sticks at green apples when, if they waited, the apples would ripen and drop off; secondly, I novor could quite comprehend why men'.go to war to .kill eacli other when, if they* remained quietly at home they, would die a . portant of all, I do not see why the men chase around after the women, since, if they sat still, tlio women would run around after them.' How true that death comes to all men, to somo so prematurely who ncgleet tho warning symptoms of approaching disease, suoh as a tired aching feeling in tho morn ing, headaches and nervousness, sour tasto in tho mouth, &c., all these aro signs that tho physical body is deranged and that if treated lightly, serious danger iB to he apprehended. \V. Swanson, Esq., 70 King W...

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