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THE NAME OF THE SHIRE. PROPOSAL TO ALTER DEFEATED ON PRESIDENT'S CASTING VOTE [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 1 October 1915

THE NAME OF THE SHIRE. PROPOSAL TO ALTER DEFEATED PRESIDENT'S CASTING VOTE ? The debate on the motion of Cis Steenholdt and Nowlan to change the name of the Shire from "Shire of Phillip Island and Wpolamai' ? to. "Shire of Wpolamai," which was ad journed at last poun'cil meeting, was Resumed, and councillors present tuok part. Crs Bowman and Nowlan were absent. On a vote being taken Crs Steenholdi, Hade, McGrath, Daly and Lloyd vote.l in favor and Crs Ho|lins (president). Wallcer, McFee, Dixon and Mcllwn.iih voted against. 'J'fce voting being equai, the president (Cr Hollins) gave his casting vote ag linst the motion. DALYSTON SALE YARDS. Complaint was male regarding delay in erection of the sale yards. Cr Daly asked what was the position in regard to them. The secretary (Mr Bonwick) said he told the contractor to go oti with the work. The contractor had informed him he was having a machine made to bore the posts.-The President (Cr Hollins) : Set him to work at once. He has had the ...

Publication Title: Powlett Express And Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 8 October 1915

WE MUST REPEAT . When everybody tells the same story. It is hard to say new things about Doan's Backache Kidney Pilis. They cure the lame and aching back, the sufferer from kidney disorders, and the troubles of those whose urinary or ganism is wrong in its action. That they do this is so easy to prove that not a vestige o£ doubt remains. Public endorsement is easily proven. Read this: Mr. A. W. Matthews, Reid-crescent, "Wontliaggi, says:-"Through having to work in damp places I caught a bad cold, which, unfortunately, settled on my kidneys. Ivlv back commenced to ache, and I was scon in such pain that it was almost impossible for me to move without suffering agony. I was also subject to dizzy attacks, and felt tired and had no energy for anything. Later on the secretions became affect ed, being thick and cloudy, and con tained a red sediment. I suffered in this way for some time, and was then ad vised to take Doan's Backache Kidney Pills, so I sent for a bottle at once. After using ...

Publication Title: Powlett Express And Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Bass. [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 8 October 1915

Bass. At the Queen Victoria Hall, Ba.;s, on 23rd ult. there was a very large atlten tlance gathered for the twofold purposes of tendering a hearty welcome homo to a wounded hero, Private F. L. Penny, who was the first to enlist from t'lc Bass district, and to bid farewell and God Speed to Private Alex Bergmiere. The evening was arranged by the ladies of Bass, Mesdam<js Hitchen, Nolan and Winterton being promoters. Cr Steenholdt presided, and as Private Penny entered (he hall all arose and sang "For he's a jolly g > >d fellow," Privates Penny and Bergmier were made the recipients of wrsstiet watches by the chairman, and Mr W. B. L ing responded on behalf of Pte Penny. The hall was prettily decqrate.l and the arrangement of the stage, Iho \yo,rk qf Mesdames Nolan and Win terton with the assistant of other.?, 3S a drawing room. w$3 favorably com mented on, The hara of tha ove.i'nj Private Penny, greatly -appreciate 1 the honor accorded him, an l declared- that it-went ...

Publication Title: Powlett Express And Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
CRICKET. FIXTURES. FIRST ROUND. October 9 and 16. [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 8 October 1915

CRICKET. FIXTURES. FIRST ROUND. October 9 and JTI. North Wonthaggi v. Ramblers i>t. Josephs v. South Dudley October 23 and 30. South Dudley v. Ramblers St. Josephs v. North Wonthaggi November 6 and 13. Ramblers v. St. Josephs North Wonthaggi v. South Dudley November 20 and 27. Ramblers v. Norih Wonthaggi South Dudley v. St. Josephs December 4 and 11. Ramblers v. South Dudley ..North Wonthaggi v. St. Josephs ? December 18 and January.8. St. Josephs v. Ramblers South Dudley v. North Wonthaggi December 25 and January 1. Vacant, Christmas Holidays. All matches to be p'ayed on the grourd of the first named club. Wh cIubs' St Josephs, South Dudley, North Wonthaggi and Ramblers have re-formed. Mem bership a art xed at 2s 6d f01' efich club At the annual meeting of the Won fe'a"d district Cricket Association, it? f ii . Hotel on Saturday, the following were present- Messrs Hayward and Buckley, South Dudley . Horton and Enever, North Wonthaggi . Dempsey and Tibballs, Ramblers ; and Rev. F...

Publication Title: Powlett Express And Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Alleged Cattle Stealing. ALEX. F. MAY COMMITTED FOR TRIAL. POLICE COMPLIMENTED. [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 8 October 1915

Alleged Cattle Stealing. ALEX. F. MAY COMMITTED FOR TRIAL. POLICE COMPLIMENTED. At the Wonthaggi court before . Dr. Baird and Mr W. P. Ferguson, J's.R, on-Friday oi last week the hearing of the cattle stealing charges against A. F. May, was continued. Inspector Jones prose cuted and Mr W. E. Brunt ap peared for . the. defence. The charges - Stealing iive head of cattle, the property of A. E Emery, of I^orth Wonthaggi, valued at £17 10s ; three head of cattle, valued at £21, the property of G H Landon, of North, Wonthaggi ; one steer, '..valued at £5, the property of W. C. Shandley, of Wonthaggi ; and one steer, valued at £4, the property of Heslop and Co., Pow lett. River. O'n September 7 the cattle were reported to have been stolen and on the next day Constable Duane went to Kernot where lie found a number of cattle answering the .discriptions. These he had brought to Wonthaggi. Evidence was given by various owners, who identified the stock, R. P. C. Wilson, station master, Kernot,...

Publication Title: Powlett Express And Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 8 October 1915

The Medicine You require for those "WEAK NERVES-tWt TIRED BRAIN-that EXHAUSTED BODY is the one great well-tried and proven Remedy I7Tf^ E7T^3 Thousands of people all over Australia swear by it who have been cured permanently of Insomnia, Nervous Breakdown, Constipation, Poor Appetite, Nervous Headache, Sick Headache, Neuralgia of the Facial Nerves, Sluggish Liver, Anasmia, and Weakness. All Chemists and Stores sell it. Get it and health at the same time. It never fails. A dose at bedtime will make you sleep as sweetly as a little child. Wishart's Welcome to Spring. A ^VJEVER have we greeted a season with a moie fj *3 wonderful array of lovely fresh new beautiful . wear-never have we offered the ladies of Wonthaggi t so great an eye feast of Charming Fashions. Come t there is much that will delight you. And be sure t'n; t i everything is right-right in style and right in price (: a | everything is at Wishart's). | SEE THE MILLINERY, it is very choice and chic, f See the New Costumes,...

Publication Title: Powlett Express And Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser
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Breeze in the Council. "CRACKING THE WHIPS." [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 8 October 1915

Breeze in the .Council. '. CRACKJNQ THE WHIPS." During the discussion on a motion to fix the sanitary charge at £1, Ci' Easton submitted an amendment to fix the charge at 15s. It was not seconded. Cr Easton submitted a further amend ment that a concession be made to places where there were several ser vices. The Mayor, Cr McMahon, said he thought that notice would have to be given of such an amendment; but, with a view to cjuickly disposing uf the matter, Cr Bird remarked it would 'be better to let the amendment' go on. The Mayor accepted the amendment and Cr Easton rose to speak. He made a remark about the " whips*1 being cracked." The Mayor : You must-withdraw. Cr Easton : Withdraw what The Mayor : You said-"It's all fixed up, th;j whips are cracked." You must withdraw. Cr .Easton remained standing declin ing to withdraw. Cr Orombie rose to point of order, and requested that Cr Easton sit down while he made his point. Cr Crombie said liat Cr Easton said to him "It's alrigh. -the w...

Publication Title: Powlett Express And Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser
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Wonthaggi Rifle Club. [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 8 October 1915

'Wonthaggi Rifle Club. On Saturday, September 25, \Von thaggi was invaded liy a team of rifie shooters from Km umljurra, who arrived shortly after 1 1 a.m., well . ahead of time. thanks to the first class team of huites ai.d whip; not withstanding the hea^y state of the loads the hoises showed no signs of .fatigue and the party was full of glee. That (Japt. Uren had brought a fine load of men with him was the opinion of all. The executive officers of the loe.il club met th<i visitors who were escorted to the Po"'le.tt Hotel where they were tin; quests of the club at a dinner in honor of their visit ; typical of litlem' n ample jus Lice >vas done to the go -d things pro vided by Hostess Allen. Occasion ally one would hear above the clatter of silver " Did any of you see Cumin?" 11 He could not have came," '. Slept in" remarked one, " At a send-off last evening raid a:io: her. By this llino a li^uie appears! at the door ai:d _vv'<is assailed wilh a flood of cp...

Publication Title: Powlett Express And Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser
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Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Cattle Stealing Charge. ALEX F. MAY DISCHARGED. NOT GUILTY. [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 8 October 1915

Cattle Stealing Charge. F. MAY DISCHARGED. NOT GUILTY. The trial of Alexander Fernie May, on four charges of cattle stealing, took place on Tuesday, before Judge Box. Mr Woinarski conducted the Crown Case and Mr P. J. Ridgway, instructed by Mr \v. B. Brunt, appeared for the accused. The defence was that the cattle were honestly obtained from a man named Doyle whose property May believed them to be, and were tracked with 19 head of May's own cattle. The jury returned a verdict of not guilty and accused was discharged.

Publication Title: Powlett Express And Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser
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Electric Lighting Charge. NO REDUCTION. SURPRISING DECISION OF RAIL WAY COMMISSIONERS. [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 8 October 1915

Electric Lighting Charge. NO REDUCTION. SURPRISING DECISION OF RAIL ' WAY COMMISSIONERS. In July last a deputation waited on Mr Q. EJ. Braorrie, General Manager of the State Coal Mine, requesting a re duction in the charge for electric light ing from 6d to 5d. Mr Broome agreed to recommend to the railway commis sioners to accede to the deputation's request and reduce the charge. The Commissioners have .considered the matter and to the surprise and dis appointment of electric light users in Wonthaggi have decided not t.o reduce the charge for electric light. . - Their reasons for this Seem inexplic able' as the electric service 'is one' of the best paying branches of the mjine;a activities. At the borough council meeting on Monday night a letter was received frpm Mr Bpooi^e stating tfyaf " Jr} view of the present financial cirounir stances the Railway Commissioners are not prepared to authorise a reduction in the rate per unit fcr electric cur rent." The Mayor stated that this decisi...

Publication Title: Powlett Express And Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser
Source: Trove [National Library of Australia]
Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
The Turf. V.A.T.C. MEETING, OCT. 9. ANTICIPATIONS. [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 8 October 1915

The Turf. V.A.T.C, MEETING, OCT. 9. ANTICIPATIONS. (Bv Ni:\vnunv.) lolo Welter.-Lorneiz or Vibratory. Debutant Stakes.-Wedge or Stage land. Caulfield Stakes.-C'yklon or Nax bery. Ringwood Steeplechase. - Big Bob or Highland Clan. Caulfield Guineas.-Pretty Bobby ur Two. Toorak Handicap.-Flash of Steol or Golden Wire.

Publication Title: Powlett Express And Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser
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San Remo. [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 8 October 1915

San Remo. The San Remo-Graiitvilie road was the first' the Countn7 Roads -Board authorised for construction in this shire. The work was begun apparently in good faith but it has only been continued at a snails pace, and the leading route for access to San Remo from (lie city remains impeded. Shortage of labor is assigned as the cause of the delay, but there is nevertheless alwaj's a howl about unemployed in Melbourne. On the road men tioned between Lang Lang and Grantville there is a tract of- six mile of sand which is annoying to motorists but if bits of that patch covering only one mile were at tended to motor traffic would be vastly stimulated. It scarcely needs to be pointed out that the passing to and fro of a constant stream of visitors from the city is calculated to advertise the district and largely increase the value of land. The shire council might make some effort to stimulate the (J R.B. to greater activity. i The Cooperative Coal Mine, Kilcunda, has been closed down for...

Publication Title: Powlett Express And Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser
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Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Dalyston. PATRIOTIC SHOW. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1916. [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 8 October 1915

Dalyston. . PATRIOTIC SHOW, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1916. There was another good attendance at. the meeting ot the show committee on Friday, Mr P. S. Ryan in the chair. The notice of motion giving power to add to list - of committee was carried. Additional members of committee ap pointed were Messrs E. Cock, H. Hollins, J. 0. Smith, H. Anderson and C. Stevenson. A considerable amount of work was done in revising the prize schedule. In a number of instances a patriotic cer tificate will be given. At the next meeting the priza schedule will be finally ad pted. Attention is directed to an advertise ment in another column regarding the meeting on Friday next. Another addition to the increasing list of motor car owners is Mr M. Cock, J.P., Dalyston. On Thursday of last week he returned from the city on his own Ford car. The light running Ford car is a prime favorite in this ciistrjct.

Publication Title: Powlett Express And Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser
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Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Obituary. DR. MANLY, WERRIBEE. [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 8 October 1915

Obituax*y. DR. MANLY, WERRIB^^. Regxrding the death of Dr. R. A. A, Manly, M.B., Ch.B., J.P., of ? Woolamai," Cherry-st., Werribee, which occurred at Dr. Stirling's private hospital, Carlton, on Sept. 7, some interesting particulars of his career appeared in the " Werri bee Banner," from which the fol lowing is abridged Dr. Manly was burn 2sjth J^ly, 1S671, at Balnarat. He entered St. Patrick's College. East Melbourne, in 1S7U, matriculating with honors, and passing the Civil Service ex amination in 1883- In March, 1884, he entered the Melbourne University, graduating M.B., Ch.B. in 188U, after a distin guished course as a student. Dur^ ing the years 188(5 and 1887 he acted as surgical dresser to the late Sir. Thomas Fitzgerald, in the old Melbourne hospital 'After graduation, he did locum tpn'ens jyork in South Australia, and Vic toria {or some months subsequently purchasing the practice in Beeac of Dr. \V. T. Norris, the present Commonwealth medical officer in J-jondon. In 1890, h...

Publication Title: Powlett Express And Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser
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Family Notices [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 8 October 1915

Wedding, -, * - BOND-NEATE. A very pretty wedding was cele brated in the Nyora church on Wednes day, September ], by Rev Butcher assisted by Rev William-;. The con tracting parties being Mr Prank Bond, of Melbourne, late of Dudley, eldest son of Mr and Mrs Bond of Ivanhoe and Miss Elsie Neate, youngest daugh ter of Mr and Mrs W. J. Noate of Nyora. The church was beautifully decorated with white flowers and ever greens. As the bride entered the church, the hymn "The voice that breathed o'er Eden " was sung by the choiiv. The bride was given away by her father, she wore a very pretty dres3 of white satin, beautifully trimmed with Maltese lace and seed peurls, with the usual wreath and carricd a shower bouquet of choice flowers. The bride was attended by her two cousins, Misses Eileen McGrath, Glen Forbes, and Miss piorrie Head, Nyora, botfy wqre pretty silk dresses, trimmed with lace and hinon and carried posies of white camellas and asparagus. Mr Lea. Vick supported the bridegroom as...

Publication Title: Powlett Express And Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser
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Country/State of Publication: Vic, Australia
Cricket Bats. [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 8 October 1915

Cricket Bats. Chosen in England for us by Cricket ExpeiiS Clapshaw, all cane 6/6 Slrate do. 8,6 Meteor di>. . ... 106 Clapshaw cfc Cleave's "Driver" 13/6 Alias, Cane and Kubber ... 12/6 M.S. D ... 15/6 Clapshaw & Cleave's Favoiite 16/6 Stuart Surridge's Oval driver 18/6 M.S.D. Special Double rubber 18/6 Shaw & Shrewsbury's double rubber ... ... 22/6 Stuart Surridge's "Hide Bound Driver" ... 21/ AI S.D. Extra special treble rubber ... 21/ Bussey's Demon ... .. 23/6 Gunn & Moore's .. 25'-. 30' Wisden's Vernon Hansford 35/ M.S.D. ( liauipion ready faced 25' Vaughan's Victor Trimiper 32/6 Wisden's E.xceller ... ... 27/6 Postage I/- extra Patented Hide Hinders for Bats, J/ each. Rubber Giips, 1 /-, 1/6 and 2-/- extra YOUTHS' All Cane - Clapshaw's-tize J, 3/3 2, 3/6 3. 3/9 C.1I C.-Size 4 ... 4/6, s/ C.MC. " 5 ... 5/-, 6.6 CMC. " 6 ... 6/-, 7/6 Cricket Balls. Wisden's Rprcinl Clown... ... ... S/6 ?M.S.D. Best'.Match 7 0 Stc>dd;ut, gut sewn 8/6 Duke's Match ......

Publication Title: Powlett Express And Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser
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Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 8 October 1915

ELta ? *3 E3 r=i 1-V, LNL "ZZD nrr^ jLnivyj POWLETT TIMBE3& <& HARBWABE CO., Old Post Office, Site, ITREET, WONTOAGGJc Timber Merchant Ironmonger., Builder and Contractor. : Plans and Estimates prepared for intending Builders. It will pay you xo call on us. Advertisements. I^Uy JiiMJ And Importers of Air Beds and Cushions, Enemas, Silk Elastic Stock ings, Bandages, Galvanic Batteries, Abdominal Belts, Trusses, and Surgi- % cal Appliances generally. . Price List Posted Free on application. ORDERS BY POST Promptly Attended to and . Despatched on the day of Receipt. 2 80 BOURKEST MELBOURNE. BKANOH PHARMACY ; 111 COLLINS STREET. SHUGI B©spe^'3> Hacks, Jinkers, Buggies, and Drags for Hire. Picnic Parties Catered for. Horses Carefully Fed and Stabled. Chaff, Grain and Produce for Sale, Local Agent for Arthur H. S. Schier, Land Salesman. (gp33 All Correspondence Promptly Attended To, L. V. SJS® deter, GENERAL CARRIER and FORWARDING AGENT. Furniture, Pianos, Et...

Publication Title: Powlett Express And Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser
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Howlett Express. PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY. TELEPHONE NO. 8. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 8, 1915. LOCAL AND GENERAL. [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 8 October 1915

JloksleU (£BK^. PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY. TELEPHONE NO. 8. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 8, 1915. LOCAL AND GENERAL. THE International Correspondence Schools have issued an appeal to-all I.C.S. students requesting them to do their best and help towards a success ful termination of the war in favor of the Allies. There are 19,000 students in Australia, and close 011 1,500 are serving with the Expeditionary forces. AN outbreak of pleuro-pneumonia amongst cattle has occurred at Mr. A. Atkinson's, at St. Clair. The promises and land have been inspected by Messrs. Griffin, Melbourne, and It. T. McKerzie, Korumburra, ofiiccrs of the Agricultural department. The disease, though serious amongst cattle, is not communicable to human beings. IN discharging .and thanking the jury fur their services at the inquest, held in the Town Ilall on Tuesday re garding the death of S. G. Wilson, the Deputy Coroner (Cr. F, J. Bird, J.I'.), remarked that the jury had a trying time. The depositions were long, and owing to t...

Publication Title: Powlett Express And Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser
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Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 8 October 1915

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THE CLIMAX. [Newspaper Article] — Powlett Express and Victorian State Coalfields Advertiser — 15 October 1915

['HE CLIMAX. A Jew oncc visited a friend who had rscently married. Ho found the bride very ugly and was disappointed. He lost no time indicating his disapproval to his friend. "Why, she's very homely," he whis pered into liis friend's car, as the bride sat near by. "i know that," replied the friend. "And she jrnust bo over forty," con tinued the visitor still whispering, "Perhaps," replied1 his friend. "She has no teeth, either.' "That can be remdied." "Bnt she's nearly bald, too," con tinued tho visitor, still whispering cautiously. "You can speak louder, Jacob," said ti)a friend, "She's deaf too."

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