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HOW TOMMY ATKINS MADE TEA IN A BOULOGNE TRAM. "A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE" WHICH NEARLY LED TO A MASSACRE. [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
HOW TOMMY ATKIiS MADE TEA IrN A BOULOGNE TRAM. "A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE" WHICH NEARLY LED TO A MASSACRE. Ncbody sings the English transla; tion of the Marseillaise-or what lih happe:es to kn.w of it--with more tlhoroughlures or energy than Toreomm Atkins; and nlbody thinks more of the Frcnch natiol--in the bulk. But thl re must be many Frenchmen on the other side of the Channe to whom the E:gl'sh Tommy i; a terriile mystery. They like him; but they must be look. ing at him with wonder, and sa:i inj their heads. This letter will tell the rest of the story. It came to the "Daily Sketch' office recently, wrtten on n a long sheet of foolscap, in copying ink pencil, by a soldier who was invalided back. Boulonge, 10 p.m., Saturday. We have just fin'shed having supper in a tram . .. . I wanted somne bred. , but couldn't make the fellow oidersta:,d, till my pal told me to put my fingers in myn mouth and say "J;a pan:" (d;. pain). I got it but thought myself lucky. What we wanted inott of all, ho...
TOO EARLY FOR HIM [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
'IDO EARLY -FOR HRIM One raw -March' morning as a pro fessor at one of the colleges was:calling the roll of an eight o'clock class in English, he came across. "Mr Robins," and receiving no answer called again; "Mr Robins?" Still io reply. "'Ah,' said the pro fessor, looking around upon the class ivith a smile, "I suppose it is rather Porly ,for Robins.
WHY SHE SENT FOR HIM [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
SWHY SHE SENT FORl HI31 A' clergyman was once sent for in the middle of the night by one of his woman parishioners. "Well, my good woman," said lie, "so you are ill and require the con= solations of religion-? What can 1 do for you'P" "No," replied the ladyj; I am only nervous and can't sleep" 'But- how can I help that? said. the parson. s-"Oh, sir, you always put me to sleep so nicely when I go to church that I thought if you would only preach a little for me'."-.
MELBOURNE LETTER [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
MELBOURNE LETTER (From our Special Correspondent) How neessary the motor bus has be d coime to the suburbanite was brought s home to him the other day when the s employes of the Company that provides that service stopped work. The buses have become established in competition with the trains and cable trams. The electric trams are the only system of t locomotion that can withstand them. t It is not that they are comfortable. y Much the reverse is the case. For the S-ound shake-up that is salu to be good for the liver-though it is probable that that, like many similar generally accepted beliefs is quite wrong-a trip along St. Kilda road on a bus is about as effective as anything could be. But the craze for getting there quick is of remarkable growth. For instance, by taking the bus from High street on St. Kilda road in preference to the cable tram, there is a saving of about five minutes in the run to the city. Granting that time is money and put ting the value on the basis of the tim...
FIVE RULES FOR FORTUNE [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
PFIE RULES FOR FORTUNE i. Cultirvte and p.erfect your idea_ Experiment. . The world is eager fu: si-mething ne.e. which, hIwevJer situpl. :t umay be, will save labor, or expense. :r do things better. Let it be more I:onvennt: . or proamote l-leasure--reduce •vaste. People who handle things in every. day ose are the natural inventors of ietter things. and the n.atura:l capitalit:. if to marrow. Read the splen id advice that Edison gives. Learn !he procedure as to pa teniting irn the chief countries,--then sccure your own legal monopoly for your rights by becoming a patentee. 2. If that workman or foreman, or y:.ir ingemious friend has produced a :!lever inventi.mn ;.,t him on the track 3f famnlus and wea!thy inventors. Mr. F. Town uend, an editor, says of the '"Inventors' Guide," "I am re cornimending it strongly to friends. Lest of the kind I ..are seen. It should d,, a uht of good. It is an incentive telling him where he can obtain the "In Centors' Guide." 3. For yourself obtain th...
OF RURAL INTEREST [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
OF RURAL INTEREST (By "Rusticus.") There is a tendency to regard the. trouble of hard milkers as curable only in one way-that is by sellini gthe cow to someone else. In the case of a young cow, of a good milking strain, it is worth attempting a cure. Teat-dilators may be tried These are inserted in the teat duct after milking, and left there till the next milking. They are kept in place by a tape pass ing through the eye of the dilator, which is tied round the teat. Other in struments are obtainable which are self retaining. Great' care must be taken to sterilise the dilator before inserting to prevent danger of introducing germs. This is easily managed- by boiling the instrument in water for 10 minutes. The tube should be smeared with vase line, which has been kept in an airtight -bottle, to ensure an.easy passage. The action of the dilator is to relax the pressure of the sphincter muscles, which may be closing the opening of the teat. Sometimes the trouble is caused by a small gro...
NEWS SUMMARY [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
NEWS SUMMARY An excellent deposit of brown coal has been discovered at Lal Lal, and ar .a.i Onelits are being made to test it. Tge deposit, wh:ch is less than a mile fron the L.: Lal brick works, is in an unliiited quantity. A return issued by the Fedoral Trcaslrv shows that on 15th February there was £3,225,2-13 wrtlh of Austra lian notes in circulation, against which the Treasury held in gold the sum of £9.4-11,0007, or 40.65 per cent. The advances made out of the note issue have yielded up to the present the" sum of £552.33? in interest. 'ofhe inlabil;ty of settlers in the iBam a'amI district. to obtain sifficient water fo0 irrigation purposes is causing ser ious los. A grazier from the River ins, who purchased some 10,000 sheep, snd delpstured them on different blocks, is a heavy loser. It is stated that a;bout 2000 sheep have d'ed owing t the scarlity of feed. 'Thousands of starving sheep have ,leilstired recently in the Yarra Glen' district, and all paddocks have now been eate...
THE LILYDALE EXPRESS UPPER YARRA ADVOCATE RINGTONE AND CROYDON CHRONICLE [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
THE LILYDALE EXPRESS UPPER YARRA ADVOCATE RINGWOOD AND CROYDON CHRONICLE. May be obtained from, the follow ing agents. Lilydale-G. W. MILNE. Ringwood-H. HAMILTON. Croydon-I. BROADLEY. MRS FLEMING. Yarra Glen-SCOTT & ALLEN. E. A. ATHERTON. Evelyn-MISS SNOWBALL. Yarra Junction-M. F. BUCHANAN C. 'IAXWELL. Warburton E. A. STORY.; REID BROS, Ir La. West Warburton-C. H. YARDLEY. Millgrove-?MISS JONES. Waidin-L. McLASS. Silvan--T. W. B.' SPENCER. W?ori Yallock--A. SPEERS. Yering-S. STANLEY. AGENTS WANTED WHERE NOT REPRESENTED. Posted to Subscribers direct from office, Gis per annum, in advance; Gd* per quarter. extra for -booking. . - : . . .- .. :o . ' ' . . . .
DIDN'T HEAR THEM THE SAME WAY. [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
DIDN'T HEAR THEM THE SAME WAY.. . A college "professor was walking across the campus with the dean of one of the colleges when the chimes in the library tower began to ring. "Dean," said he, "the music of those chimes is so beautiful that it always sets me dreaming of the past. My boyhood days-'" "What do you say?" interrupted the venerable Dean. "I say the chimes are very, very beautiful. They make me think--" "What ?" yelled the dignified old Dean again. "The chimes-the chimes-how: beau tiful they-" . "Speak louder!" cried the Dean once more. " "I can't hear you for those infernal bells."
TURF TOPICS [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
STURF TOPICS. (By "`Flemington.") With the Caulfield- meeting added tc Turf hisbtory, all is now plain sailing tc the V-. R. campaign, which-'will be gin on Saturday: Fortunately the rae ing so far has not caused many break. dovns 'among the horses. A few well engaged gallopers, such, for' instance, as Aristsaeus, Audacity,- and Averse, who wcie expected to take an .import ant part in the present racing carnival have fallen out of the ranks for the time being owing to mishaps, but for tunately sufficient material of the right calibre still remains to ensure interest ing racing. It is generally. agreed that; judged on paper, this is going to be one of the most -interesting-Newmnarket Han dicaps. on record. The list of eligibles bristles with proved flyers. each and every one of which should be equal to mnaking very slick time over the straight six furlongs. The team seems to have been so well classed by the han dicapper that it will not surprise me to see at- least a half-a-dozen of ...
COMFORTS FOR TROOPS. DONATIONS BY STATE SCHOOL CHILDREN. [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
COMFORTS FOR TROOPS, DONATIONS BY STATE SCHOOi, CHILDREN. The following letter-has been re ceived from the Department of De. fence by the Director of Educatiot4 Mr Frank .Tate, M.A., I.S.O.: Dear Sir.-With reference to ti h excellent results already achievel by the State Schools Patriotic League in Victbria in connection with the supply of articles of cloth, ing and comforts for the troop:, as there appears to be a doubt a, to the mr:,sure of further a:sistan?ic in this direction that would ba wel. conied, I ain desired by the linir. ter to state that any help thlu it, may. still be possible to so re?. der during the war will be of ua. doubted a dvantage, and will alway? be welcomed. It must be remem. bered that further contingents are likely to be 'despatched from tiinF to time. a.ud also that under activ service conditions clothing is sub jected to abnormal wear; thereiecc therefore, hardly be any fear thai supplies will exceed demand. I a to mention that the articles whji it is n...
REPULSE OF THE PRUSSIAN GUARDS. [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
REPULSE OF THE PRUSSIAN GUARDS. A French correspondent, describing .the British repulse of- the Prussian .Guard at Zonnebeke, near Ypres, last mouth, says: The English staff were dining when a despatch bearer an nounced the approach of strofig columns of the enemy with cavalry acting as a screen and supported by. ten batteries of artillery and two heavy guns. The English general succeeded in seizing a strategic point on the railway before the enemy and opened fire with his bat teries. The Prussians continued to ad vance, the first rank firing lying down, the second kneeling, and the remainder standing. Suddenly their ranks opened and machine-guns appeared. .The situa tion looked critical, but " the English general ordered a bayonet charge. One colonel headed his regiment shouting, "For Honour and England! " The op posing ranks met with a terrible shock. The bayonets of the Allies and the en emy frequently went home at the same moment. The ground and the uniforms and faces of the com...
HOW KHAKI WAS DISCOVERED. FORTUNE FOR A LIEUTENANT. [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
HOW KHAKI WAS DISCOVERED. FORTUNE FOR A LIEUTENAN'T. Khaki, the color which will render our troops so difficult to see, was. dis covered by .a happy accident. The British troops in India wore a cotton uniform -which, when it was new, was khaki in color, but after a vsiit to the laundry was indescribable. -A Man chester business man, discussing this defect, remarked casually that a for tune awaited the man who could find a khaki dye that neither. sun, soap, nor soda would fade. A young offi cer heard the remark, hired a skilful native dyer ,and began the search. Years passed in fruitless experiments till one day, turning over a heap of rags, relics of their failures, they chan ced upon one piece which was still khaki ,though the laundry had worked its will. But it had received no spc cial treatment, so far as they knew, ex cept that it had fallen into a metal dish. That was the secret. The metal of the dish and the chemicals in the dye had combined to produce that fadeless khaki colo...
THE MASTER PASSION. CHAPTER XL. BELGRAVE AT BAY. [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
- THE MASTER PASSION. (By -Lillian Ellerton). CHAPTER XL. BELGRAVE AT BAY. "There's Dcve:'el,'" said the Prince. "I want to have a word with him," and with a low bow lie stepped down from the dais, and mingled amongst the crowd which. parted -before him like two waves. Ida was watching the colloquy with the deepest interest, as if it were a State secret which were under discus cass:on, instead of racehorse, when a duke came up a-:d carr:ed her off. He was not a particularly interesting nian, and her attention wandered from his dull platitudes to the absorbing question whether Cis Deverel would ever conicme up to her again and hold out his hand in fr:endly greeting. Perhaps he might when he saw her .placed on a'level of apparent intimacy with some of the statliest and most respectable leaders of society. Lady Giandtowers, who waged war to the knife with the fast and the flighty gave her an encourag'ng npd as she passed by, and Lord Hilford, who ranked amongst the stead.est of hls pee...
WONGA PARK STATE SCHOOL COMMITTEE. [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
WONGA PARK STATE SCHOOL COMMITTEE. :Th1e usual monthly meeting of the - bove was held on Thursday - even iag of, 1 ist W. k. Whmen-: the new lccal ' school was - built: some three yeaiis agoo the average attedanceo wais something like -17."-- scholars. There are now over 40 children at tending the school. whicih .'speaks well for the district. A word of praise is duie to. the head teacher, sesihng that she has no assistance. At this meeting Mr H. N..- Read was unanimously elected correspondent pro tern, the correspondent being granted two months' leave of - ab sence. After the business of the committee, it was decided to call a public meeting, to be held in the Mechanics' Institute - on Friday, to arrange for a suitable sehd off to Messrs Samuel Platt; Frank Stevenson, arnd Arthur: Witton, what are leaving the district for the front. "Vie",: Ellen Terry informs the Americans that Melbourne was named after Melba. : It recalls G. F.:Triiiiis "'Young America Abroad," wherin 'it is writ...
CHURCH SERVICES [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
.ClURuC bf @HVICES -------t Roman Catholic-1st Sunday in the month--Mass a~ Lilydale, 9, Mit chainm .11; 2nd. Sunday, Ringwood 9, Lilydale 11,; 3rd Sunday, Mitcham 9, Lilydale 11; 4th Sundaly, Croy don 9 Lilydale 11. Cliurch of England--Lilydale 11 & 7 p.m.; Yering, 3 p.m. Mount Eve lyn, '11 anm. .Methodist Church-Lilydale, 11 and 7.; Wandin, 3 and 7; Seville, 111 Griycre.3,; Evelyn 3; Yering, 2.30. Prosbyterian Church-Lilydale 11 and 7, Croydon .3; Ringwood 7 p.m. Baptist. Churchl--Lilydale 11 and 7 ; Panton Ilill 3 p.m; Croydon 11. Church of Christ---Croydon 11 and 7 p.m. pulvat.ion Army-Lilydale 11 a. .a Yarra Junction 3 pg.
MOVING PICTURES AND THE WAR. ENTERPRISING OPERATORS. [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
MOVING PICTURES AND THE WAR. SENTERPRIS\NG OPERATORS. . In-this present war journalists and kinenmatograph operators have .been specialiy banned-. by the -military ,an thorities. of all the conflicting forces- neither 'one nor the other is officially permitted within miles of the front. Nevertheless, some vivid battle stories have reached London from some of the numerous English and American war correspondents in France and Belgium, and many London "picture houses" are showing excellent battle films which are obviously the genuine thing, taken on the spot, with no ;suspicioni of '"fake." The secret of how these feats are accomplished in. spite of the milita.ry bad was revealed to the London cor-. respondent of the Melbourne "Age'' by Mr. S. Hill, a Londoner, who has been acting -as special courier for a number of the London papers since the war began, going baekwardý and for wards between Belgium andFrance and London, bringing "war copy" to Fleet strbet from the war correspondeits a...
THE SAME, ONLY DIFFERENT [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
THE SAME,.I ONLY DIFFERENT A man went into a .southern restaur -.at not long ago and asked for a p!cce of old fashioned Washington pie. The waiter, not understanding, and yet un willing to concede his lack of know ledge, brought. the customer a piece of chocolate oake. "No, no, my friend,"' said the smil ing man. "I meant "George" Wash ington, not "Booker" Washington" NOT YET-BUT Ono of' the regular hunters' of the seasoni .was surprised' upon arriving at the village hotel to find one of the, c ,I guides loitering around idle. "Don't you guide .hunting partie',. any more?" asked the visitor. '"Nope," was the slow rejoinder; got' tired of bein' mistook for a deer.' "Is that so P Well how do you' earn your living now? . ". "(}uide fishing' pirties. So fer, ?ic bod,' ain't mistook me for a fish"
SHELLING THE CROWN PRINCE. WONDERFUL 75 mm. GUNS. [Newspaper Article] — The Lilydale Express — 26 February 1915
- SHELLING THE CROWN PRINCE. WONDERFUL 75 inmm. GUNS.: 'Lieutenant Piard, of the 30th. Regi ment of Artillery, attached to the .id French Army .Corps, ..writing- uinder date October 18th to Mfr. George' A olower, managing director of the Sturt wart Engineering -Company, Limited, London, gives some highly .nutresting particulars of tho' splendid French guns:- We have had against us the army of the Kronprinz, very superior in num bers, and very well equipped as regards heavy artilleryj and aviation. This will explain to you why, having met this army on the north of Longuyou, we had to retrea down to Vavincourt, a little to the north of Bar-le-Due. Dur ing this.retreat, which was v.ery well conducted, we inflicted on the enemy enormous losses. Our_ 75mm. (3ia.) guni has geen quite a marvel, and has worked wonderfully, chiefly on the pas sage of the River Chiers, passage of the Meuse .near Dun, at Vareciies, at Clermont-en-Argonne, and also at Van becourt, where one of our explosive she...