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HARRY OAKLEY'S PROMISE I. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 29 July 1914
HARRY OAKLEY'S PROMISE By James A. Ggrtell. "Harry, she is coming, after all Will be here about six months," said QUaB N. Oakley to hiB eon, looking up from the letter he was reading. "You'll be able to see her for yoursellthen." "Oh!" responded, the boy, lacpnical ty "You'll not be so indifferent then," Haid the father. "You'll be madly in loye with her before she's been here a week." Harry shrugged his shoulders in contempt. . "It's time we understood each oth er thoroughly, dad," he said. "I'm not going to be rushed into a ready made marriage just to fall in with the sentimental, wishes of a couple of dear .old men." Silas N. Oakley set his lips. He did not like opposition. It roused the worst side of his nature. He had, in earlier years, fought his way up wards step by step, conquering by .she.er force of will and endeavor, un til to-day his word was accepted as law, not only in his mills and home, :but also very largely on the woollen jnarkjBt. It was in the morning-room of his...
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 29 July 1914
'' ?T\^r-zr^:^ -y : v 'a !':.*.1 r"7' ~ /'&lt;' VV'» * ^ «. * * T , J « "C"'J t E TO SAVE , fOCK-TAKING DRAPERY SALE AT .fill® ^ &lt;ldl) ff ANNOUNCE that owing to the unseasonal)le weather their stock is unduly heavy and must be reduced immediately for stock-taking. To effect a clearance we are offering our well-selected stock at GREATLY REDUCED PRICES. DRESS STUFFS in lar.^e variety, including Donegal Tweeds, 40 and 51 inches ; Navy and Black Cheviot Serges, good heavy Tweeds, Velveteens, etc! - BLOUSES in Wool, Flannelette and Roman .Satin ; Corsets, Underwear, Combinations, Spencers, Bloomers, Black Aprons, warm and comfortable Coats in various colors. Splendid variety.; All marked down to clear. MILUNERY BARGAINS in Ladies' Trimmed Hats.' Ready to wear and Felt Driving "Hats at substantial reductions! Fur Necklets and Muffs-splendid protectors from the.cold Sve'ather. In our MANCHESTER DEPARTMENT-"we have Flannelettes in white, striped and colored ; also Golfing...
One Thing Needful. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 29 July 1914
One Thing Needful. He was ill, or at least said that lie was, and the other day he entered the office of a well-known physician and sank Into a leather-covered arm chair in the ante-room waiting hia turn on the list. At laBt it came, and the doctor ex amined his tongue critically,, felt his pulse, inquired as to the symptoms of his illness, and then looked wise. « Taking a pad from the table, he wrote a prescription, calling for bread pills, and distilled water, or some thing of that sort. Then, turning In his chair, the pi ysician said: "1 cannot see that anything seri ous is the matter with you. What you need is plenty of air " . The patient smiled a broad, bland smile, but said nothing. "Take this prescription regularly every night; but above all thlnga get plenty of air. Good, wholesome, outdoor atmosphere, that la what you need more than anything else." "Ha, ha, ha! I need air, do I?" shouted the man. "Well, that 1b funny." "Why, what do you mean?" Inquired the doctor. "Mean? W...
A CINEMA KING. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 29 July 1914
A CINEMA KING. One of America's very latest mil lionaires is Mr. Siegmund Lubin, the film king. How many millions Mr. Lubin possesses no one seems to know. He himself is not sure, but one Ahing is certain-every penny of his huge fortune has been made out of moving pictures. Twenty years or so ago Mr. Lubin went out to Ameri ca from Germany. He travelled steer age, and had just sufficient money to enable him to land. To-day he owns film "farms" covering hundreds of acres, has famous playwrights of many countries writing scenarios for his film plays, pays some of the fore most actors and actresses in the States colossal salaries to act for him, and turns out annually 70,000,000 feet (over 13,000 miles) of completed films, which are sent all over the world-even into China and the re mote wildB of Siberia. Seated in the hotel lounge the man who travelled steerage told the secret of his roman tic rise to success: "It can be put in a sentence," he Baid. "The moving picture talks the .lang...
Hit on the Nail. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 29 July 1914
Hit on the Nail. Polly (to big sister's admirer)-: Guess what father said about you last, night? Adolphus: Oh, I couldn't guess, weally. Adolphus (flustered): Oh, Polly, I haven't an idea in the world. ' Polly: Urr-you was listening. .it has been stated that an elephant sleeps only five hours each day. The best thing life brings us is the chance of* doing kindnesses to others. ' *
BIRTH OF THE BULLETIN J. F. ARCHIBALD'S MEMORIES. STORIES OF GAOL DOINGS. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 29 July 1914
BIRTH OF THE BULLETIN .*F. ARCHIBALD'S MEMORIES. 8TORIE8 OF GAOL DOINGS. Mr. J. F. Archibald, founder and for many years editor of the "Bulle tin," announces his exit from Austra lian journalism. Ho has sold hiB in terest in the paper to other principal BhareholdorB, including Mr. W. Mc Leod, the manager, and Mr. Living atone Hopkins, the cartoonist. Archi bald ia ono of the most picturesque figures that ever triumphed across the film of our newspaper life. The "Bulletin" has been a prosper ous paper for many years now, but it staggered wofuliy in its beginnings. It was after some presswork in Mel bourne on the "Herald" and "Daily Telegraph," a period of service in the Education Department, and private employment In Queensland, that Mr. Archibald came to Sydney and joined the staff of the "Evening News." Mr. Archibald tells in the "Sun" how the "Bulletin" came to be born, "After taking a turn at 'Hansard,' I found that about 16 hours' mechanical work daily had no charm for me. If I ...
LEARNING NAVIGATION. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 29 July 1914
LEARNING NAVIGATION. To the layman navigation is a pro found mystery. In his book, "The Cruise of the Snark," Jack London says that during the building of the boat he had an agreement with hi® friend Roscoe that the last-named was to learn navigation, and Mr. London was to furnish books and instruments; then, later on at sea, Roscoe was to teach his friend what he had learn ed "Roscoe was delighted. But when we got out to sea, and he began to practise the holy rite, while I looked on admirably, a change, subtle but distinctive, marked his bearing. When he 'shot the sun' at noon the glow of achievement wrapped him In lambent flame. He became filled with incom municable Information. My mild suggestion that it was about time I began to learn met with no hearty response and no oiler on his part to help me. "The act of finding where he was on the face of the waters became a rjte, and he felt himself a superior be ing to the rest of us, who knew not this rite, and were dependent on him fo...
Quick Exit. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 29 July 1914
Quick Exit. A man who had been very penuri ous died and sought admission at the pearly gates. "What have you ever done," asked St. Peter, "that I should let you In?" "Once," said the man, "I met an old woman who was hungry and gave her twopence." "Gabriel, is that on the records?" "Yes, St. Peter." "What else have you done?" "Once I gave a frozen newsboy a penny." * "Is that on the record, Gabriel?" "Yes, St. Peter." "What else have you done?" "I can't recollect anything else just now," - . "Gabriel, what do you think we ought to do with this fellow?'' "Oh, give him back his three cop pers and tell him to go back to the other place."
TRIVIAL CAUSE OF A DUEL. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 29 July 1914
TRIVIAL CAUSE OF A DUEL. One morning a Prussian officer came to an inn and ordered a pickled herring, which was soon brought to him in a caper vsauce. Not far from him sat an Australian officer who spoke to the Prussian thus: "That is something good, isn't it; 1 have Been it grow myself in Italy." "You appear to be in a merry hu mor,'' replied the Prussian. "I must request you, however, not to talk such nonsense." "There is no nonsense about it; I am perfectly serious," was the reply. After arguing together in thiB Btrain for about ten minutes, the Prussian said angrily, "I am tired of being hum bugged with such nonsense," and growing very excited, he shouted, "Come to-morrow morning at nine o'clock in the wood near by, with second, and I will give you an answer with a bullet." "Right you are," said the Austrian, drinking up his wine. The next morning the two met, to gether with their friends, in the wood at the appointed ime. The Austrian as the insulted party, had the first shot a...
A Hopeless Case. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 29 July 1914
A Hopeless Case. The Heiress; Have you seen papa? The Duke: Yes. It's all off. The Heiress: You don't mean to say that he refused to give his con sent? The Duke: Oh, no. He said he'd give his consent-but not another cent. Mrs. Hen was in tears; one of her little ones had been sacrificed to make a repast for the visiting clergyman. "Cheer up, madam," said the roos ter comfortingly. "You should rejoice that your son is entering the minis try. He was poorly qualified for a lay member, anyway." Children are the anchor that holds a mother to life. Find a way, cr make one.. Every one is either a pusher or. pushed. The world always listens to a man with "a will In him.
Made Up in Quantity. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 29 July 1914
Made Up in Quantity. - An old woman, who had, grown grey and Vent in the service of- the family who had raised her from childhood,, was not gifted with an over-abundance of grey matter, and her mistakes and queer ideas furnished much amuse ment to those about her. One day a Yorkshire pudding that si e had made for dinner did not seem quite as it should be, and the mistress called Eunice and said, "What is the matter with the pudding, Eunice? Did you make it in the usual way?" "Yesm'm," said Eunice. "How many eggs did you put in it?" "Six." "Six!" exclaimed the mistress; "why, the recipe only calls for four!" "Yesm'm, I know," said Eunice; "but they werent very good, BO I put in more of 'em." In Korea widows never re-marry. Even though they had been married only a month, they must not take a second husband.
SUNSHINE AT HOME. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 29 July 1914
SUNSHINE AT HOME. Something I own that wealth cannot buy, And not offered for s;.lo on the mart; Something for which thd great often sigh With an unhidden void in the heart; Something possessed by one little spot In a corner I know on earth's loam, Waiting for me in a neat; cosy cot, 'TIb a sweet, loving smile in my » home. When all the world is dreary and cold, And the clouds darkly hang o'er the way; Friendship and honor purchased with gold, And a world seems to win to be tray; Still one fond thought thro' shadows will shine, As I back to that humble cot roam, Feeling as rich as a wealth-laden mine, With a sweet, loving smile in my home. When that bright scone shall vanish and fade Into visions of heaven beyond And earth grow dim in death's misty shade, With the forms so loving and fond Yet will remain for ever in mind, ^"hough afar in the heaven's broad dome, T" o sweet, happy face, loving and kind, With the smile that awaits me at home.
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 29 July 1914
WESTERN PLAINS COFFEE PALACE, DERRINALLUM. /"COMFORTABLE Accommodation for v the Travelling Public. Board and residence as arranged. GOOD TABLE. Livery and Rait Stables. Horse and Vehicle for hire. G. C. DOUGLAS, Proprietor. WATER! WATER ! Kilpatrick & Sefton, Well Drillers & Water Supply Contractors. \\; I'J beg to intimate to farmers and T V landowners in arid around Lis more ami Greasy that our up-to-date power plants are now available to those in need of water. As these machines will only be avail able for a short period, we respectfully request you to apply early to prevent disappointment. Our prices are within the reach of all. Workmanship is guaranteed. Windmills, Tanks and Troughs sup plied and erected if required by expert tradesmen. Further particulars from KILPATRICK 8c SEFTON, Phone 159. Camperdown. Woods'Great Peppermint Cure, For Coughs and Colds, never fails, 1/6 FOR CHEAP CROCKS OF Sterling Quality IiUY F110M J Cash Grocer, Cr. of Garden & Mye...
A Friend Indeed! [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 29 July 1914
A Friend Indeedl Brown and Green were bosom friends, always ready to give each oth er a helping hand. The other day the GreenB called at the home of the Browns. Brown, not expecting the call, was absent from the domestic camp. "Oh, Mr. Green," remarked Mrs. Brown, during the conversation, "I want to ask you something. I was looking through my- husband's desk this afternoon, and found some of the queerest tickets you ever saw. One was marked 'Mudhorse, 8 to 1/ an other was marked 'Getaway, 10 to 1,' and so on like that. Whatever do you suppose they refer to?" "That's an easy one, Mrs. Brown," was the smooth rejoinder of Green, "Your husband is probably making a study of archaeology." "Archaeology!" was the wondering rejoinder of Mrs. Brown. "Do you really think so? How very interest ing!" "Yes," responded Brother Green, "those queer-looking, tickets you found are undoubtedly relics of a lost race."
People's Party. LISMORE BRANCH. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 29 July 1914
People's Party. LISMORE BRANCH. A meeting of the Lismore branch of i the People's Party was held in the Me- j chanics' Hall on Friday afternoon, Mr ! \V. G. Gibson (president) in the chair. : There was also a large attendance of i members present. After the reading and confirmation of the minutes of the ; previous meeting, a considerable ; amount of correspondence was read, in cluding communications from the Head Office on the arrangements to be made for the elections. Accounts, amount- : ing to £2/4/6, were passed for payment. : THE ANNUAL MEETING i was then held, at which the secretary, i Mr S. H. Worrall, submitted a report and balance-sheet, with a credit of 0 10. In his report he said that good work had been done by the branch, which now had f>3 financial members. He 1 pointed out, however, that only a few ? members had contributed to the levy ; fund, J6 members- subscribing -1'4 12, and the subscriptions ranging from 3/ to £1. Were it.not that a credit bal ance of £4 '2,8 w...
WONDERFUL CLOCK. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 29 July 1914
WONDERFUL CLOCK. Twenty thousand minute pieces of wood entered into the construction of the elaborately-ornamented Notre Dame Cathedral clock made by Mr. James Calway, of Skowhegan, Maine. This three-storey clock, which is finely, carved, stands 7ft. 10in. in height. It took Mr. Calway six long years to complete it, working night after night when his household was sleeping. Mr. Calway followed his own plans, which are entirely original. In the uppe.r storey six folding doors open every ten minutes and the apos tles appear, marching in time to an air played by a large music box con trolled by the clock, each one -bow ing before the Saviour as they pass, except the fourth one, which repre sents Peter, who turns his back on the Saviour, and the evil spirit cornea out from the upper storey of the clock and blows a trumpet in honor of Peter. The second storey is in the form of a mansion with double doors In front, which also open every ten minutes. Lazarus appears at he rich man's door a...
CHINESE BOOK-KEEPING. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 29 July 1914
CHINESE BOOK-KEEPING. The habit of keeping a daily debit and credit account with Heaven finds great favor among many inhabitants of China. At the end of each day, a pious Chinaman will take his hook, and en ter therein his good and bad deeds in a-business-like manner. I Periodically, he calculates his mis deeds qnd compares them with the | good deeds, and by so doing he can tell how he stands with Heaven. If the misdeeds outbalance the good deeds, he fasts and makes sacrifices. On the other hand, if he has a few, good deeds to spare, he will indulge in "Shamsa" (a native drink not un like a mixture of whisky and paraffin), and in doing so he does many things which he would not have done in a sober state. By doing this he bal ances his account and begins a fresh period; a period generally lasts the length of a "moon."
PART OF THE BUSINESS. [Newspaper Article] — Lismore, Derrinallum and Cressy Advertiser — 29 July 1914
PART OF THE BUSINESS. | The members of the Independent Order o£ Enthusiastic Good Fellows were operating on Mr. Timberwheel a few weeks ago, putting him through the operations supposel to be neces sary to convert the ordinary citizen into an Enthusiastic Good Fellow. They were almost through with the initiation when some kind of an ex plosion at the store over which the hall was situated blew the building into the middle of the street, and In terfered with the ceremonies. Ready hands set to work and ex tricated the people from the debris. Fortunately no one was very much hurt, but after a census had been taken Mr. Timberwheel was found to be mi&fling. A search was instituted, and before long he was found in an adjoining yard, where the force of the explosion had landed him. He aat in a lodge-room chair, and hiB eyes were atlll blindfolded. "Why on earth didn't you take that thing off your eyes and get out of the chair when the explosion occurred?" asked one of the Enthusiast...