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Untitled Article [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 13 December 1949

Christmas Gifts (A LITTLE EARLY) To Miss Campbell — a set of snow treads. To Mr. Kostos — a motor scooter. To Mr. Steele — a 'pyramid. To Miss Garbrick — a long-playing Mel Torme record. To Mr. Rudman — Fifteen victories. To Mr. Zerbe — a half-pound tin. To Mr. Muller — a hairnet. To Mr. Krecker — a stop watch. To Miss Leichty — an elevator to hei third-floor office. To Miss Wood — a car for her very own. To Mrs. Harrison — library shelves. To Mr. Carr — a Coolie to pull his rickshaw. To Mr. Carpenter — be-bop glasses and a beret. To Mr. Ward — his doctor's degree. To Miss Goyne — the ideal American boy. To Mr. Goss — a new top for his convertible. To Mr. Pavone — a cook book. To Mr. Mattern — a king-size money belt. To Mrs. Muller — more classes. To Miss Neifert—a Happy New Year. To Miss Thomas—a reserved table at Genetti's. To Miss Bonn—love and kisses. To The Sergeants—peanut clusters. To Miss Steinmeyer — a pair of "Levis." To Miss Erlemann — a dogsled to climb the hill. T...

Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
Source: Pennsylvania State University
Country/State of Publication: Pennsylvania, United States
Untitled Article [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 13 December 1949

DILEMMA I have been asked to compose a verse ?^* About a condition that is getting worse. O _a ^\ It was also suggested that, if I can, _~ w\ I should propose an alternate plan ¦ w To solve the troubles that we've got _J> J Due to a misplaced parking lot. <_$>/ The original scheme, no doubt, was good, _' But the plan didn't pan as it really should. "The powers that be" met with little success, And the picture now is that of a mess. My plan is easy, though it may cause a frown, Either move the lot up, or move the school down.

Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
Source: Pennsylvania State University
Country/State of Publication: Pennsylvania, United States
Untitled Article [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 13 December 1949

"TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT ..." CAMPUS TRAFFIC RULES AND REGULATIONS Effective December 7, 1949 1. All student cars must be registered with the Safety Committee. 2. Student cars must be parked in the parking lot at the bottom of the hill only. Any exceptions to this rule will be reviewed by the Safety Committee. 3. No student cars may be parked at the top of the hill, in the main road, or anywhere off the main road. Student cars will be permitted at the top of the hill only for the purpose of loading and unloading passengers. i. A fifteen mile speed limit must be observed anywhere on the campus. 5. A fine of $2.00 will be imposed for the first violation of any of the above rules. A fine of $5.00 for the second violation; and upon the third violation, the student will be denied the privilege of bringing his car on the campus.

Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
Source: Pennsylvania State University
Country/State of Publication: Pennsylvania, United States
Untitled Article [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 13 December 1949

DRINKING "Drunkenness is temporary suicide." RU.SSEL (And the morning after is murder.) • ? • "Water is the only drink for a wise man." THOREAU (Only more so) • • * "A man's palate can, in time, become accustomed to anything." NAPOLEON (Artists even mix paint on them.) _• • » "He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses, though he be not drunk." EPICTETUS (He is a mouse who takes a mickey, though he is not DLsney.) • * * "Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune." GARABALDI (How big were those glasses ?) _• * * "Drinking is voluntary madness." SENECA (At least it's voluntary.)

Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
Source: Pennsylvania State University
Country/State of Publication: Pennsylvania, United States
Untitled Article [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 13 December 1949

TEMPERANCE "The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness." , ANACHARSIS ( . . . . And the fifth is empty.) • • • "Every moderate drinker could abandon the intoxication cup if he would; every inebriate would if he could." GOUGH ('Nuff said.) _• • • "Drinking water neither makes a man sick nor in debt nor his wife a widow." NEALE (But it runs up the water bill!) • ? • "It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken." ARISTOTLE (Or with donuts undunken.) • • • "The smaller the drink the clearer the head." PENN (Who wants to be transparent?)

Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
Source: Pennsylvania State University
Country/State of Publication: Pennsylvania, United States
Untitled Article [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 13 December 1949

SYD'S A GOOD SKATE ... The Physical Education classes have been playing a new game lately out on the athletic field. It has no official name but it might be called "manual labor ball." These Phys Ed students have been shoveling and hauling dirt banks to enclose a skating pond. When it is finished it will be available to all students, and skating will be a regular feature of the Physical Education classes.

Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
Source: Pennsylvania State University
Country/State of Publication: Pennsylvania, United States
Untitled Ad [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 13 December 1949

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Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
Source: Pennsylvania State University
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Untitled Article [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 13 December 1949

HERB!!?? It was just another card game. Jack bid _<25 and I passed. Some guy named Herbert (he works a sa part-time waitress) stuck his beak in my face and started mumbling something about the birds and bees. I inhaled the 100% breath. Just another frustrated engineer I thought to myself—Must have flunked a bluebook. We went up twenty (I led diamonds instead of hearts—More gray hairs) ! I told Herbert he was ruining the press job on my pants, but he just smiled and I loaned him my handkerchief. ¦ Mickey Mouse semaphored two fifteen so I told Herb we would play horsey some other time and I took off for my Geology Lab. Some fifteen odd minutes later the "Old Prof" sent us out on a rockseeking mission and a few of us Communists took our cards and a jug out to Talus-Creep, a wooded and stony suburb of Rock Pall (both places being strictly R.D. 1). We pulled up some shale (being very cautious of stalagmites) and chug-a-lugged. Fredrick dealt me a book in spades, and our wet-...

Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
Source: Pennsylvania State University
Country/State of Publication: Pennsylvania, United States
Untitled Article [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 13 December 1949

_\ DEPRESSION A man lived by the side of the road .nd sold hot dogs. He was hard of hearing, so he had to radio. , . He had trouble with his eyes, so he ¦ead no newspapers. But he sold igood hot dogs. He put up a sign on the highway elling how good they were. - He stood by the side of the road md cried: "Buy a hot dog, Mister!" And people bought. He increased his meat and bun irder. He bought a bigger stove to take are of his trade. He got his son home from college o help him. But then something happened. . . His son said, "Father, haven't you teen listening to the radio? "There's a big depression on. "The European situation is terrible. "The domestic situation is worse." Whereupon the father thought, 'Hell my son has been to college. "He reads the papers and he listens o the radio, and he ought to know." So the father cut down on his meat nd bun orders. Took down his advertising signs. And no longer bothered to stand n the highway to sell hot dogs. And his hot dog sales fell ...

Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
Source: Pennsylvania State University
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Untitled Article [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 13 December 1949

NO STRIKER??" (here—use my Zippo!) One fine Saturday afternoon not too many weeks ago a, group of our Freshmen Co-eds (Mouser Midash, Chicky Coll, Julie Allen, Marian Janosky, Jocye Bevan and Dorothy Claypotch—-to be exact) held a bowling match at one of _ojir regional emporiums. ¦ .• < ¦ Those citizens unfortunate enough to be in the audience were at least treated to.a history-making event. Following is a list of scores registered by the girls on that memorable afternoon: Claypotch •••••• • ¦•• II .1 Bevan ' ¦• ' • 98 Janosky • • 69 Midash - • 60 Allen • 51 Coll ¦ •••¦ 32 Harlor ; 29 Notice The Editor finds it necessary to list the scores of this bowling match as they would look if they had been computed by an expert score keeper. In view of the fact that very original scoring methods were innocently used by the girls, we feel that the reader should not hold 'the following very undernourished scores in a humiliating light. Claypotch 25.6 Bevan .. ¦ 18.7 Janosky 8.3 Mid...

Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
Source: Pennsylvania State University
Country/State of Publication: Pennsylvania, United States
Untitled Ad [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 13 December 1949

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Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
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Untitled Ad [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 13 December 1949

SUPPORT THE BASKETBALL TEAM ¦ — . . .4

Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
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Untitled Article [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 20 December 1949

iI' ! _cMMtj I (_Miftiuib * It's an old greeting, but the message is timeless. That message is what we want to say today to the students, faculty, and staff members. We are starting on a two-week va-| cation to give the fullest appreciation and I use of that spirit which is found only at this | time of year—"The Christmas Spirit." This | inner glow, impossible for me to describe on j paper, is, unfortunately not universal; for j there are many hostile or indifferent forces j abroad in this world. That is all the more ! reason why it is treasured by those who pos' sess it. Keep the real Christmas alive this holiday season. I Join in the traditional carols and customs; _| practice good will toward all men. | Here at Highacres everyone will join their I families, and leave behind the pressure of | work and studies. We will practice the tradi-\ tional Christmas customs—good cheer will _; invade everyday activities in this observance I of Christmas and the "celebration" of the I ...

Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
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Country/State of Publication: Pennsylvania, United States
Untitled Picture [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 20 December 1949
Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
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Untitled Article [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 20 December 1949

FRED Santa, told poor Fred Bettley that there is no Santa Claus. "No Santa Claus—but there IS a Santa Claus,'" said' Freddie with his eyes full of childlike fear. Everyone who talked to Fred that day answered his question about Santa Claus with a laugh or a—"Santa Claus ? ? ? ? Are you kidding ????.". Freddie failed two Bluebooks that week for he could not forget "his" Santa Claus and the scorn that he had been the object of. The laughter of the students who associated Christmas with mistletoe and vacation did stop, however. Freddie was found in Sid's skating pond early one morning with his throat slashed from ear to ear. Attached to the bloody beer can was a letter addressed to Santa Claus, North Pole. The letter read: Dear Santa, I could not wait until Christmas for you—The world laughed at me because I believed in you. They say there is no Santa Claus but I know you will read this letter. I visualized you as being not a tangible but an intangible—and I was happy in my tho...

Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
Source: Pennsylvania State University
Country/State of Publication: Pennsylvania, United States
Untitled Article [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 20 December 1949

OLD WOOD TO BURN Ah Christmas! That season of the year that makes the first semester wonderfully short and helps pull (0) down .to (-1). But we love this spruce-scented A.W.O.L. Out of town people will go back home with trophies of a partially completed battle of the books. Family groups will welcome home with open arm® and gifts aplenty that stupid guy who sat flunking next to you in your history class. This college Joe will meet the old high school mob (he will naturally wear his Penn State sweat shirt) and hold all listeners in suspense as he rambles oil (with dangling cigarette) about Penn State co-eds. Santa will leave Jack Intellectual a "Little Einstein Set," and many happy vacation hours will foe spent in the fourth demension. Babs will crash into her hometown like thirty or more reindeers and fashjon these strictly "Anthracite Dresses," with the air of a Vassar Moll. Sad Eye Sal will probably take her two gardianias from the pointsetta prom and press them in her hope ...

Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
Source: Pennsylvania State University
Country/State of Publication: Pennsylvania, United States
Untitled Article [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 20 December 1949

For The Proletariat branding iron. To Bruce Lustgarten — a bus ride to Shickshinny. To Andrew Tait — long sideburns. To Janet Szutowicz — a bodyguard. To John Kalanik — a director's award. To Sheldon Vilensky—book of Emily Post. To Mike Hildebrand—a copy of the drawing master plates. To Fred Dendler—a shave. To Walter Stone — a box of Ry-Krisp. To Lee Palmer — a guitar. To Jimmy Geffert — a girl friend. To Billy Koehler—one talky-tom-no. To Joyce Bevan—an ROTC appointment. TO ALL STUDENTS FROM THE FACULTY — DAILY SHOTS OF ADRENALIN. To Mike Arlotto—a comb and brush set. To Bobby Vilushis—a transfer. To Chad McCracken — a "jumbo" size of peroxide. To Fritz De Fluri — a leadership award. To Nancy Byorick — a new deck of cards. To John Laubach — two packs of bubble gum. To Milly Romanelli — basketball sneakers. To Teddy Yuhas — a cromagnon. To William Thomas — a "3" in comp 5. To John Wersinger — Second Lt. bars. To Aaron Lintz — a laugh metei*. To Marilyn George—a tutor in eco...

Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
Source: Pennsylvania State University
Country/State of Publication: Pennsylvania, United States
Untitled Article [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 20 December 1949

Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
Source: Pennsylvania State University
Country/State of Publication: Pennsylvania, United States
Untitled Ad [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 20 December 1949

HAZLETON COLLEGIAN HAZLETON UNDERGRADUATE CENTER PENNSYLVANIA STATE COLLEGE Highacres, R. D. 1, Hasleton, Pa. STAFF EDITOR-IN-CHIEF JOHN MOONEY ASSOCIATE EDITOR JAMES GEFFERT FEATURE WRITERS ., JEANNE McGRORY, CHAD McCRACKEN SPORTS EDITOR RALPH PERILLA WRITERS ANN PEIFER, BETTY HARLOR, MARION JANOSKY _^_p PHOTOGRAPHER L. WALTER STONE

Publication Title: Hazleton Collegian
Source: Pennsylvania State University
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Untitled Picture [Newspaper Article] — Hazleton Collegian — 20 December 1949
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