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L ON G FELLOW WOULD HAVE MORALIZED AS PLEASINGLY AS EVER— [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 26 January 1928
L ON G FELLOW WOULD HAVE MORALIZED AS PLEASINGLY AS EVER— Between the first and the second terms When the clouds are beginning to lower , Comes a moment of quizzes and final tests , That is known as the Teacher s Hour ! I hear in the office above me , The sound of their happy feet , Their laughter is carefree and merriest , Their voices are low and sweet . A whisper , and then a silence , Yet I know by the look in their _eyes , They are plotting and planning together To take me by surprise . A sudden rush on my weak points , Ten questions—and that is that , I try to answer the quizzes , I fall , and they leave me flat ! _Those questions creep into my dreams at night I feel them brush by my hair , If I try to _escape they surround me , They seem to be everywhere . Do you think , oh stoney eyed teachers Because you have got a degree , That you play fair when you land so hard , On poor little ignorant me ? Wes ( on Sunday P . M . )— Come on ; let s go to the Happy Hour . Ben Phillips— ...
AND MILTON WOULD HAVE READ ITS DEEP -ER MEAN1 NGS- [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 26 January 1928
AND MILTON WOULD HAVE READ ITS DEEPER MEAN1 NGS- When I consider how my wit is spent Ere half the pages in this cussed blank And if I pass it , I ve myself to thank And that Ive chewed my pen point till • bent—I know its deuced hard to now _present A decent bluff , so teacher will not chideOh will some guy a happy thot provide ? I groan within , So I can now prevent A _flunking flat ? and then I stop to thini No teachers going to read in _every bootShell read this far—a half a book s enougli To make my grade , or put it on the blinkIt pays to have an awful thot ful look , They also pass who run a clever bluff ! 8. Who is the creator of Penrod ? Of _Seins _ Marshby ? Of Blackie Daw ? 9. Whoh wrote both The Portrait of a _rf and The Tragic Muse ? 10. What Indiana general and dip lomat Ben Hur ? ( Answers on page 10 )
JOHN BURROUGHS WOULD HAVE WAITED AS CONFIDENTLY AS EVER— [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 26 January 1928
JOHN BURROUGHS WOULD HAVE WAITED AS CONFIDENTLY AS EVER— Serene , I fold my hands and wait Nor care what final grades shall be _, I ve studied once within the term , I think I ought to rate a C . I stay my haste , I make _delays , For what avails this eage r pace , A teacher couldn t flunk me fiat , And look me in the face ! The stars come night to the sky—The tidal wave unto the sea—Nor time , nor space , nor deep , nor high Ye Gods that teacher did flunk roe !
TRY THE NEXT ONE [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 26 January 1928
TRY THE NEXT ONE 1. Who wrote the Gold Bug ? 2. What book by James Fenimore Cooper first won fame in Europe ? 3. Who was the author of Thanatopsis ? _4- . What New England poet was _foremost in the preachment of Quakerism ? 5. What were the pen names of David Ross Locke , Charles Farrer Browne and Samuel L . Clemens ? 6. In what field of literature were James Ford Rhodes and John Fiske identified ? 7. What do the following have in common . Ernest Hemineway , Ben Hecht , Willa _Gather ?
THE FANITY FAIR SHOPPE [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 26 January 1928
THE FANITY FAIR SHOPPE Beaitfy Parlor Finger Waving Le Mur Per . Wavina _; Phone 8480 Wife ( at breakfast)— Our new girl is a cooking _school graduate . Hub— She must have flunked badly in biscuits . —Boston Transcript . Live for those who love _? you Whose hearts you know are true , For the heaven that smiles above you , And the good which you may do ! Dine _wisely and keep well
HENLEY WOULD HAVE BEEN AS UN CON QUERED AS EVER— [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 26 January 1928
HENLEY WOULD HAVE BEEN AS UN CON QUERED AS EVER— Out of the history piled on me Pounding my brain cells black and blue , I thank . whatever gods may be For 1492. In the clutch of term reports , When Id forgotten all I knew , And through prelims I have recalled , Just 1492. Beyond this place of flunks and tears , Loom troubles that I never knew—And yet Ill know thru fearsome years—Just —1492 ! It matters not how stiff the quiz , How dumb I am—when _it is through—Ill still know Gettysburg was fought In 1492 ! WHY HE MISSED HER The widower had j _ust started in to tell a story when he suddenly broke down and began sobbing like a child . Why , what s the matter ? we asked him . Why , how can I tell a story without my wife here to butt in with corrections and advice and finally taking over the job of finishing it herself ? he wept .
EUGENE FIELD WOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD IT ALL— [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 26 January 1928
EUGENE FIELD WOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD IT ALL— _Billy calls me every night , and Johnny _calls at noon , I walk with Johnny in the sun , and Billy in the moon , And most the time , the year around _, there s dates enough for me _Excepting j ust when prelims come—its dead as it can be ! And then the days are dead as heck , the telephone is still , And the girls all keep a saying , What s the matter now , with Bill ! And I suggest with quite an edge , they tend to their own bizz ! For _Billy has a prelim and _he s cramming for the quizz ! 1 _got a man that has a car , and when it s warm outside , sign out for the Strand sometimes , and go out for a ride , And most the time , the year around , there s fun enough for me _Excepting ju st when prelims come—its dead as it can be ! Playing Safe _Jeweler— If I were you I would not have Howard to _his dearest _engraved . If Ruth changes her mind , you can t use the ring again . Young Man— What would you _suggest ? Jeweler— I would _suggest the wo...
THE FLOWER SHOP [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 26 January 1928
THE FLOWER SHOP HAROLD A . PRATT 214 E . SENECA DIAL 8560 The _other day Dot Clarckson went into one of the department _store _; down town to ask if they sold smocks . Addressing one _of the _clerks she asked timidly , Pardon me , but do you smell _socks ? THE FLYING FINGER 20+ N . Aurora St ., Ithaca , N . Y . Personal Greeting Cards , Stationery Bridge Accessories on display _Uuy _Somebod y _Something
CLEMENT MOORE WOULD HAVE IMMORTALIZED IT THU S : [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 26 January 1928
CLEMENT MOORE WOULD HAVE IMMORTALIZED IT THU S : Twas the night before Ethics , and all through the house Not a creature _was stirring , not even a mouse . The students were cramming with dili gent care , And some with a muttering like a prayer , The few who were sleeping away in their beds , Had no course of Ethics to bother their _heads . When what sound our much wearied ears did greet , But the door _bell , and Hey , anything to eat ? And the minute the sandwiches did appear—We felt that the Ethics was _perfectly clear—But the next day in Ethics , we each gave a whistle , And what learning wed had blew away like a thistle , And I heard a loud groan from the girl on my right , Oh why the deuce didn t I cram last night !
And Ten Years [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 26 January 1928
And Ten Years From Tomorrow _- Brooklyn , N . Y ., Jan . 27. The Misses Betty Milligan and Katherine OKane announce the arrival at their _Studio of The Dance , Leonard _Wheeler , the noted successor of Ted Shawn . Mr . Wheeler will _have charge of all classes in interpertive dancing . _Appointments for private instruction may be made by calling 3432. New York City , Jan . 27. Roger Schwartz , the pianist , today insured his famous flying fingers for an additional policy of forty thousand dollars , making a total of ninety-five thousand which he now carries on his hands alone . This policy was taken out with the Metropolitan Co ., agent Alfred Patten handling the transaction . Mr . Schwartz leaves for Europe with Paul Whitemans Orchestra next week . Detroit , Mich ., Jan . 27. In a fit of temperament after his concert here last evening Don Chartier smashed his violin into a dozen pieces and announced to the small gathering in his dressing room that he intends to go back to his old ho...
FIRST SICKNESS AT AGE OF _95 [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 26 January 1928
FIRST SICKNESS AT AGE OF _95 R . R . B If youth but knew what age has learned i : particularly attributable to the well-lived , all stemious , _non-dissipated life of The Montroe , ( Pa . ) Independent s oldest subscriber , _JosisS Baker , of Franklin township . Mr . Baker , at _tit age of 95 years , is recovering from _his _first serious illness . For several weeks he was qui le ill , but his iron constitution is pulling _bin through and in a _short time it is _believed ti will be in his usual good health . A _hail ! toiler on the farm all of his year s , proper amounts of rest , wholesome food and absence ill stimulants of any kind have _contributed to tr longevity . _Josiah and Hosea are fit examp _le _ of well-lived lives . If youth but knew ! A Maine grandma aged _101 _anil a N Hampshire grandpa aged 100 took an airp _laiii ride the other day and enjoyed it . Some o ( these days they are going to carry this _flaimtS youth stuff too far . , ANSWERS _1. Edgar Alien Poe . 2. The S...
THERE YOU ARE [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 26 January 1928
THERE YOU ARE He was only six years old . But in those few years he had experienced more social functions than many of us do in a lifetime . In short , he had everything money could buy . Each little wish _, each little sigh or smile was reacted upon by his sympathetic and ambitious parents . He was _the jealous object of many a less fortunate neighbor , who fancied they envied his unearned luxury . One day , while passing the beautiful hedge bordering the estate of this boys parents , a man chanced to notice the lad playing in a pile of sterilized sea-sand . In spite of the fact that a red-headed nurse guided each little move , in order to insure protection again soiling the neat white suit he wore , the boy seemed to be _enjoying himself . The man paused on his way to regard the various bridges , tunnels , _highways , and the like , which the youthful engineer was construcing in the sand . Being _encouraged by a smile both from the nurse and her charge , the man was able to _begin...
CLASS OF 1929 TO BE HON ORED AT FORMAL _FROM TOMORROW NIGHT IN GYM [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 26 January 1928
CLASS OF 1929 TO BE HON ORED AT FORMAL _FROM TOMORROW NIGHT IN GYM The sophomores will honor the juniors at a formal prom tomorrow night in the gymnasium from eleven until three o clock . _This is the biggest social event of the Conservatory _. _social year and from all reports this year s prom promises to be the most elaborate _ever given . Committees are headed by Gladys Ayers , Kay Smith , Toby Boyles , and Ray Hall . Our electric Whiz , _Fioyd Fox , is general chairman , Miss Jacobs is faculty advisor , and Fred Cannon is class president . The prom is , of course , a program dance and this year s program includes sixteen numbers . Music will be furnished by The Rainbow Men . A specialty dance will be provided by The Savage _Club of Cornell . It is not too late yet to get tickets . They are three dollars per couple . The success of the whole affair depends on the number who attend . Last year there was a splendid attendance and this year the Sophomores are counting on even more ....
TO AN UNSUSPECT ING LOVE [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 26 January 1928
TO AN UNSUSPECT ING LOVE Ill never understand Why it _has made me happy To see you smile . — I never can . It doesn t make a bit of difference to you . To me , youre one of God s own _creatures One of His chosen few—a blessing . But I m only one of the Uncounted _millions of Creatures on the earth—to you . You go your way—enveloped in your Ii ( e . I go mine . You never dream that someone _cares forvoi As I do . Nor did I ever dream that Life Could be made so sweet By just one smile from you .
UNKNOWN [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 26 January 1928
AN ALLEGORY Ah , I would touch that star ! you cry , — Dream-darkened eyes fixed on the sky , — I would but touch its far white fire ! —And still it gleams , and circles higher;—And as you stand , with thought beguiled , — Fancying that the star has smiled , — A red rose _spills , in anguish sweet , Its _crimson life-blood at your feet . Doris Joy Starr . J . E . VAN NATTA L . C . SMITH - CORONA Rented — Sold — Exchanged Oppo . Ithaca Hotel Telephone 2915 This car has twice the speed it used to have , Henry . Sure it has , _Lizzy . I took _» lhe engine out—that was what held the darn thing back . —Judge . THE DUNCKER ART SHOP Sewing of all kinds Hemstitching and pleating Rhinestone setting—Buttons covered Prompt service — _ICe _aim to please DIAL 7723 205 N . AURO _RA ST .
YELLOW BIRD _STATIONERY STORE [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 26 January 1928
YELLOW BIRD _STATIONERY STORE _iLmbossing Engraving Invitations Programs All Conservatory dies in stock ITHACA , NEW YORK _ Hour Service _107 W . Seneca St . An authority on the fuel situation declares that we must _• _learn to c out by burning oil , gas , electricity and what not . We are glad he _aennoned the vrhatnot . Mary , hand us the ax . —Boston Transcri pt . _e Chicago Surface Lines carried 4 , 300 _, 000 more passengers in _Mr than in September , and we caught that very car . —American _ _libel-man .
AMARD S IN VITE EVERYON E TO INFORMAL GATHERING [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 26 January 1928
AMARD S IN VITE EVERYON E TO INFORMAL GATHERING The Amards cordially invite everyone to an informal gathering 5n Elocution Hall Monday evening , January 30 , at eight o clock . Mr . _Williams will be present and we want to give him a good send-off . Then too perhaps we can coax him to take advantage of that opportunity _tt tell us about his trip . In spite of the loss of their chapter room the Amards have been valiantly holding forth all year in one of the dressing rooms , backstage , and other places of equal atmosphere . The Revels were a great _success and proved that fraternity spirit can be preserved againbt any odds . Well look for you January 30. We ought to have some fun in the Come and hel p us wish Mr . Williams a sin good old-fashioned way tere bon voyage .
LADIES EXCHANGE [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 26 January 1928
LADIES EXCHANGE Wearing Apparel , Arts , Novelties and Anti ques 411 EAST STATE STREET New Fancy Shoppe Ithaca _, New York Phone 2498 Rather a sharp thunderstorm _last night . I hadn t noticed ; I was talking with my wife all evening —Cli pped . A _long-legged sheep in the Himalayas is able to run forty miles an kour . That s the kind of little lamb to follow Mary nowadays—Arkansas Oazette . Telephone S655 V . L . _Burgess