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ROSSETTI AND THE SALMON. [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
ROSSETTI AND THE SALMON. The enthusiasm of genius' leads to strange and curious happenings at times, and the story which is told by .Mr. Henry Holiday, the famous arti3:, about his friend Rossetti in his "R" miniscences" illustrates in an amusing man.ier the later's thoughtlessness when he came in contact with anything which aroused his interest. At one time Rossetti had all the en thusiasm of the beginner for collect ing china. "He dined one evening with friends who followed his lead in the matter of china, to such good pur pose that the whole dinner was served in beautiful specimens, and for H13 better display of these was set out on the table. The salmon was served in a noble dish, evidently a precious example. When the' cover was re moved, Rossetti started, leaned over to examine the dish, took it in botT hands, turned it upside down to see Lhe marks on the back, leaving the sal mon on the tablecloth, and exclaime-.l, 'The very dlali I was going to get to morrow!' " • The famous...
District News. ROKEWOOD. VALEDICTION AND PRESENTATION. [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
Dlsirw >A>a | _ I ROKEWOOD. VALKDierrON .AND I'lJE.SKXTATtO.V. •There was a very large v.a'.li;•! i;iy in the Kokewood Mechanics' Jiull on Wednesday evening at a complimentary valedictory social tendered Mr \V. V. Thomas, who f&lt;vr the past Iitii years and a hull' has held I lie p.isit icii "f manager of the local branch Of the Commercial Bank, ami who ha- been Iransfeiied to the charge of Un commercial Haul; at Natiialia. Mr .1. N. Jvldcr, of Kuri ue-a-Kiic, occupied tlie chair, and throughout the evening kept the large coin pa ny in a happy mood. I he ill -1 part of (he proceedings took the form of a concert, ill which the following gave hi"hlv appr.ciatixl numbers:— I'iano solo. " Papillon." Miss A. A. Slaubrook. r. song, "Morning and Yoii," Miss lloris .Tacka; song. "Maiden of Moi'ven, liov. M. M-Qucen; duet. 'Sea Maiden Vair," >1iesos Brookosj song, ■•f,ittle Irish •Girl," Mr AV. 1'. 'Ihonias; song. 1 .Did Not- Know-,'' Miss Irene SUinbrook; song, "TUcO'erlVc...
VAIN DIPLOMATS. [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
VAIN DIPLOMATS. Court life is turned inside out by H.R.H. the Infanta Euialia of Spain, aunt of King Alfonso, and she pre sents to us in "The Strand Magazine." where her memoirs are appearing, a * picture of scandals, intrigues, and jeal ousies which is astonishing. Some ot her most piquant remarks are reserv ed for diplomats, whose ears "must surely be tingling. In her opinion, of all men in modern Courts, the diplomat is the most ab surd. After remarking that they are "a useless survival of the days when the relations between nations depend ed on the feelings between Sovereigns, and the diplomats intrigued and flat tered to some purpose by smoothing over misunderstandings or exasperat ing offences," the Princess points out that nowadays the Court diplomat has no power, except to deliver the mes sage of his home Government. "He is not entrusted with secrets," she says, "any pore than an errani boy. And he is usually If_ a family of poslL'on has a-ean who ia — not -juite bright', th...
THE "Berringa Herald" PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY MORNING. [Registered at the General Post Office Melbourne, for transmission by post as a Newspaper.] SATURDAY, AUGUST 22, 1914. OF INTEREST TO MINERS. [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
THE "Berriiiira Herald" ISIIKU KVKItV SATUHDAY MQK.ning [Registered at thu General Post ^ffice Melbourne, for transmission by post as a Newspaper.] Saturday, August 22, 1911. of interest to MINERS. Miners of Ballarat and district will learn with deep interest that their plaint has been re-registered by the Federal Arbitration Court. Information to this effect was received on Saturday by Air T. M. Jude, Victorian secretary of the F.M.E.A. A few formalities remain to bo complied with before the case can be called on, but it is cxpccted these will re coive attention within the next few days. The second objection lodged against the registration, on the ground that the Asso ciation devoted portion of its funds for political purposes, was ruled out. I.O.O.K. The ordinary meeting of the Bcrringa lodgo was held on Thursday evening; N.G. Bro. Wallis presiding. There was a large attendance, and a good deal of busi ness wcs transacted Accounts amount to £5 wore passed for payment, the even ing...
Far-Fetched. [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
Far-Fetched. Two men were drinking together when tho conversation "turned on how to feed and train canaries, which hap pened to be their profession. They were telling each other the merits of their birds, which were to go in a show, and both were sure of winning^ the prize. At last one of them said in a sorrowful tone: "Ah, Jim, if I had only got the one I had last week I should not have much trouble in winning, but I had taught him to sing 'Home, Sweet Home' so much to perfection that tho tears rolled down his breaBt till he got exhausted, fell off his perch, and was drowned in his own tears." "Oh," said Jim, "that's nothing. One night my bird was Binging 'The Village Blacksmith' so true that the sparks flew out of his eyes, set fire to the cage and before we had time to put the flames out the poor little wretch was roasted to death." A crust and a kind word are better than a feast an indigestion. Neither speak well nor 111 of your self. If well, men will not believe you; if ill, t...
ROKEWOOD JUNCTION. OBITUARY. [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
I j IIOKEWOOD JIJ.VCTIO.V. OBITUARY. ] In connection with the death q£ I Mrs J. J. Gladstone, as recorded m our last issue, tho funeral was very largely attended. The coffin beareia' | we I'd Messrs J. C. Dawkins, H. EL Dawkins. J. Bosver, W, Young; and the pall bearers were Messrs C. Bateman, C. Holdsworth. D. AT'Cal Inm, II. Ward, W. Richards, W. White, P. J. Callaghan, H. Richards \V. Green, W. Cjllyer, D. Poynton, The Rev. W. E. Pngh officiated at the Luuse and grave.
SCARSDALE. COUNCILLORS RE ELECTED. [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
S&lt;UltSIHrF,. COUNCILLORS RE ELECTED. FOr the anmril elnctinn of three councillors f> r tli« bnronuh of Browns and Scarsdale the retiring councillors, Robert Louden, Jameff Daniel, ana Norman Alexander Carnegie, havo been returuod ua bpposed. OBITUARY. Another of tho gt'ji'ing pioneers of this district has passed awty in the person of Mr William Wilkin son, sen. The remains were interred in the Scarsdale cemetery in the presence of a 1 irge gathering who paid thoir last tiibuta of respect to the deceased! The cottin. bearera were Messrs J. Dickson, L\ M'Grath •I. Judd, D. Bedford. The pall bearers were Messrs G. Prentice, G. Christie, D. Aisbett, A. Hatfield, P. Young, H. Sharp, F. Murphy, J*. Daniels, A. T. Nimon, T. Gordon, J. Till, J. Bonnie, W. PUon. C. Wilson. •I.Bourke. The Rev. R. L. Reed conducted the service" at the housa
BALLARAT POULTRY MARKET. Thursday. [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
BALLAKAT POULTRY MARKET. Thursday. T. J. Lawless and Co. report:—A hip supply penned, and prices easier; only prime, lots making last week's rates. Turkeys: Prime'gobblers and liens made 7.}d per lb; medium, from Cd to GUI. Prime roosters, to 5/S: medium, 3'fl to 4/0 per pair; best liens, to 5/7; medium, •V to 3/3; inferior lower; forward pullets. •f/G to 4/': small lo(s from 2/ per pair; prime ducks, 5/G; medium. 3.9; Runners, :U; tfeete, •!/; ferrets,. 12/; pigeons, 1/3 to 1} G. 1ULLARAT LTVE STOCK MAIJKKT. _ - Tuesday. 3/at cattle: OnIv_^3S caillo mma.tnVVrt-M.-f~ alSirfiUi^^TudingSy stores, " which were not sold. The pioportion of suitable? trade beef was small, and values lor all classes show a material advanpi* on 'last sale, .-which was more pronounerd with | quality light-weights. Quotnt ionsi Prime pens bullocks £15/10 to .tlS; rx» \ tra weights, to X2017G: guud p'-n* bullocks U2 to .£H: medium. i:ln JlU; Iks! cows, .£10/10/ to .*12:15/; extra cow, .ill 1/15/, Averages:—Mes...
BALLARAT WHOLESALE DAIRY PRODUCE MARKET. Thursday. [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
BALL.Ui_.VJ? AVIIOIJISALE DAIRY PH0DUCJ5 ALUJKKT. Thursday. I I. J. lawless aiul Co. (late M'GrcVor Bros.) report:-Butter: Primo faclorv prints, J/1; lump, 11 Jd to 1/; daily, 10d separator, lid to 1/. Eggs, 8d. Uacon Sides, 10(1 to lid; middles, 1/; ham, 1/'. J.anl, Sid. Honey, 3Jd to 3U1. Cheese, ohl to pd.- • - - Phillips ' and Chamberlain report; -- Jiutter: Prune factory prints, 1/1; lump, fC- }'• Separator, lid to 1/; dairv. Sd. ■fcteijs, 8 to 9d. Bacon : Sides, lid; middles, 1/; ham, 1/. Lard, Shi. Cheese, 8td. Onions: Brown- Spanish, £71101, Pota toes, i5 to JtoJIOJ.
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
Business Notices. The Best Place FOR BRIDAL PORTRAITS I5NLARGEA1ENTS. Our Enlargements are as beatiful as the rest of our work. "We will make enlargements from any photo graphs—110 matter how old or faded —anu guarantee satisfaction. Write us to-day, Size of Size of Enlargement. Mount. Price. 12 x 19 20 x 1G 25/ 23x 17 15 x 12 30/ The class of Clients that wo have is indicative of the quality of our work. When Brides from every part of Aus tralia sit to us for their Bridal Portraits it is safe to assume that our work ap j peals to them, therefore, the Bride who ' desires a lifetime of satisfaction from her Bridal Portrait should make an ap pointment with us without delay. Two Positions Taken. Two Proofs Submitted. Studio and Dressing Rooms Ueated During Winter. OPEX SATURDAY AFTERXODX. RICHARDS & CO. World-Famed PHOTOGRAPHERS STURT STREET, BALLARAT. >T. C. DEARDEX, Proprietor. fMl iiiiilii Eye=sight Tested • . Free , GLASSES FROM 5s. G. MARKS & GO, Watchmakers, .J...
BALLARAT PIG MARKET. Wednesday. [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
•BALLARAT ]'tG MA IMCF.T. \\ nlnoMlnv. ( Uoase. a d C'o. report :-J-'air supplies of baeomi-> penned. with ait extra heavy yanlms of Ji.i 1 f-f.ii mid •siwe pi»s. Baconers: There mi,* the usual ill. feii(!ance of the trade .ui.l enters. and while for prime &lt;,un!ities i,„ alteration m prices Ciin In- &lt;]iiuk'cl, luiJf-fiit -howed :i considerable decrease i:i. values. and were hard to .,uit at these pliers. bacoiicrs sold from .C-l 7: to ,fc4 !l G to' r't 11/ to .£4/14'G; while I'xii-a niutlitv ina&lt;l&lt;; ffoin .£*!, );>/ 1o -J] ■ , the ).itter i>ri;-c .bohi? obtained for Mr T. Mitchell's, winch was tot. price of the day. Middle weights sold troin 75/ to 77' to 7!)/ to S2'0 to SG/; light, from 6-1/ to Gfl G to 72/ to tifi; lialf.fats made from -15/ to -IS/ to 51/G to ;i5/. Porkers; The supply was in excess of the demand, and eoiiseqiiently Jower. prices ruled. Best prime quality made from 15/ to 52.'; others, from 35/ to 42/. Stores: .A...
Not So Slow After All. [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
I I Not So Slow After All. At one time a German university developed the mania for conferring honorary degrees, and a Scottish doc tor named Mclntire, who had obtained his degree by diligent labor, became disgusted. He sent a polite note i&lt;j the faculty asking them to bestow a degree upon his servant. The docto? was a great man, and the jocose na ture of the request was not suspect ed, so the parchment was accordingly sent him. After acknowledging its receipt, 1 the physician added that, since they were so kind as to give his servant a degree, it would add to his obligation if they would confer one upon his fav orite horse. But the faculty, the joke once fairly scented, rose to the occa sion. "We are obliged," they wrote, "re spectfully to decline granting so dis tinguished a favor. We have searched' the college records for a precedent, but the only one to be found lies in the fact that some' years ago a de gree was conferred upon an ass named Mclntire." Keep at it. It is...
PITY THE HUMORIST. [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
PITY THE HUMORIST. It's not much fun to scribble rhyme? ana ladle humor out, When one is wholly at a loss fo» things to write about; And when a man for years has had this 6ort of thing to do, It's very, very hard to find a them that's really new. So sometimes as my weary brain 1 rummage o'er and thresh In vain attempt to find a thought that'i just a trifle fresh, I'm tempted sore to cease to quip, to give up joke and quirk, And grab a shovel or a pick and look for easy work.
CUTTINGS WORTH FORTUNES A Man who Insured His Collection for £3,000. [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
CUTTINGS WORTH FORTUNES A Man who Insured His Collection for £3,000. Tho news, first made public, the oilier day, tliat a certain well-known London journalist has insured his col lection of newspaper cuttings for no less than £3,000, doubt'oss came as a surprise to many people. And, indeed, it is,somewhat difficult for an outsider to utrflerstand how a mere jumble of snippets from old journals can bo worm any such sum. Yet their ac tual a alue to their owner is probably far in excess of what he has insured them for, for they arts his stock in trade, the raw material, so to speak, o\'t of which he manufactures the wares by the sale of which he makes his livelihood. i nV,=' f 5 s> nu,"'»ers some mil !)rwir•[11?PPa 1 a'c cminss relating to !i i" overy c°ncelvable subject and indexed "a °Tf-"y P'Seon-holeii n- 'uih „„A"y 1'-^ d writer- h-'v K.y •.ucii ii cutting library at hid rHc posa couin make a fioo^living Vith-' Ui.l s'tVuly °nii U,° f°Ur WaIIs of 1 Oi it must not bo supposed ti...
Scandalous Corpulence. [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
Scandalous Corpulence. The late American commander, General Shatter, although a man of corpulence, had a deep dislike for fal soldiers. "They're no use!" he -would bluster in his tremendous basso. "They pant, they wheeze, they snort, they choke, they grunt, they groan, they waddle, they slouch through the world! Not a particle of good on earth, fat soldiers Would not have one of 'em if I could help it!" ''Er—but—er—you would not exact ly call yourself slight, would .vou. colonel?" a major once asked Shat ter after one of these outbursts. "Slight? No!" Shafter thundered in reply. "I've been a fat old nui sance ever since the day I tipped the beam over two hundred pounds, and then I ought to have been cour;-nia> tiallcd and cashiered for outrageous and malicious adiposity, sir—for scan dalouB corpulence to the prejudice of military discipline!"
Clearing the Way. [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
Clearing the Way. forceps in band, the young dentist smilingly approached his patient. "You're sure you're an experience!! man":' nervously inquired the victim, noticing the dentist's youth. "I'm— I'm quite a coward, you know! Ha! ha!" "My dear sir," assured the youth, "in one minute it will all be over. So: Ah! Now then." "You-how!" roared the patient, clapping his hand to his jaw. Then he looked up to see the dentist smil ing benevolently at him. "There!" said the young man. "That's out! Did it hurt?" "Hurt!" roared the patient. "Hurt?" He rose reproachfully, and made an experimental tour around his gtuns with his tongue. A terrible discovery was the result. "Young man!" he shrieked, '"you've pulled out the -wrong one." "I know," said the dentist, bracin?. himself again, "but now I can get at the other one handier!"
GRAVE AND GAY. Losing Time Thereabouts. [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
GRAVE AND GAY. Losing Time Thereabouts. The traveller found the old -farmer sitting on the fence chewing a wisp of hay. "What do you think of the tariff?" asked the traveller. "Dunno," drawled the old man la conically. "Ain't read about it." "Well, they put an extra tax 011 tea." "That don't bother me, stranger. We drink sassafras tea around thc.be parts." And candy." "Gosh; we don't need any imported candy. Wild honey in the woods and sweet gum trees for the cutting." "And feathers." And then the old man resumed chewing his wisp of hay. "Don't hurt us any, partner. Ltiey don't want any ostrich plumes a:i>; birds of paradise. Home grown rot s ter feathers are good enough for he:. Calculate there ain't no.hing in thai tariff to affect us, stranger. You aiv Juct iooing 1.11110 telling about It in these parts."
Financial Genius. [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
Financial Genius. . "Sonny,", began, the book canvnsfer, i "would this be a good time to use :ho manager?" "Got yer life Insured?" queried the office boy. "Now, look here, old mnn," contin ued the fellow In confidential tones, "you and I must fix this little matter up. Your business Is to keep ub fel lows out of the office, isn't It?" I "That's right." I "At the same time you need a little extra coin for balls and parties ami dinners?" "To say nuthln' of grand opera." "Of course. Now, old pal, I'll tell you what we'll do. You get an Inter view for me with the head of tlip flr:ii. and I'll hand ynu half a crown be fore I leave. Why, I've got a book " here that he'll jump at." "No good!" replied the boy, alter n few moments' thought. "But why not?" "Because a man as smart as you would sell our boss so many boo!;s he'd be broke for months, an' I'd lose i Ave shillings a week in tips I gets from other fellows. It's your move, | Algernon." And the book canvasser sighed and j moved on. A ...
Didn't Matter to Them. [Newspaper Article] — Pitfield Banner and Hollybush Times — 22 August 1914
Didn't Matter to Them. A Northerner riding through the ; West Virginian mountains came up j with a mountaineer leisurely driving a herd of pigs. I j "Where are you driving the pigs to?" asked the rider. "Out to pasture 'em a bit." . "What for?" "To fatten *im." "Isn't it pretty slow work to fatten 'em on grass? Up where I come from we pen them up and feed them on ; corn. It saves a lot of time." "Yaas; I s'pose so," drawled the mountaineer. "But what's time to a hawg anyway?"