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PUTTING A PADDLE INTO EVERLASTING USE -FULNE SS [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 12 January 1928
PUTTING A PADDLE INTO EVERLASTING USEFULNE SS CLARENCE J . STRAIGHT , JR . What an unpleasant thing a paddle can be . No matter how tired you may be of carrying it _, you dare not throw it away or lay it aside in some handy place for future _reference . When a command to carry a paddle is made , it is really more pleasant to carry it than not to carry it . I learned from the worlds best teacher , Experience . Oh yes , I know , you will say , What an inconvenience it is ! Why , if you have an armful of books and cannot possibl y carry the _paddle too , you have to leave a few books so as to carry the paddle . You dont have to leave the books in preference to the paddles company but , if you dont carry it , it will be _necessary for _you to assume the angle . On the other hand if you do carry it and someone happens to think that he needs a little batting practice you have to bend the frame so as to make the posterior antennae the sole target of his assault . After all , the first hund...
ALUMNI NEW S [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 12 January 1928
ALUMNI NEW S Mrs . E . F . Burnham , a former student of tl _ i school , has written to the same of her _succea in her chosen work . She is affiliated _with 6 Balatka Academy of Musical Art , and _even Tuesday night , from the Webster Hotil _, Chicago , station WORD she broadcasts sireral readings . The last ones given were : Th Cremation of Sam McGee , and The Christmas Anthem . Mrs . Burnham is teaching it her studio and is producing plays for the Eserson Settlement _House , and also the PhillipiBurnham Studio . This month she is putting a a childrens play for the studio at Lyon api Healty building , and a valentine entertais ment at St . Simons Church . Some _01 I ;; former work has _been reading for the _Junior ! Allied Arts Salon at the home of Miss Frandi Rochlitz , in Glencoe , 111., a suburb , where _ill was the honor guest . Soon she hopes to _sin her _Shakespeare classes , probably about ih first of the year . Everyone in the school joi : _ us congratulating Mrs . Burnham ...
LATEZ NEWZ [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 12 January 1928
LATEZ NEWZ Therz a dance . thiss _month—oh onest ! Chcar upp , gang—itz sum afare _Junyerz kno thair Promz—tha promussed It wud b byond kom-pair ! Wun akt plaiz r kumming By yer tikets wun n eech The dramatick kids is booming Pricez enny perse cud reech ! Chuesda awfternune receytalls Are so _worry entertaneing Vile-inn—Pie-anno—Reeding—-Weally—thyre byond xplaneing ! 0 the wunce-a-weak — _the wunce-a-weak With the skandel upp-too-date 0 the _wunce-a-weak—the wunce-a-weak Oh boy ! And duz it rate—Police Gazatte—The New York Times And a scorr of Coor-i-yoors Oh they cudn t beet the wunce-a-weak In a hundred thouzand yeers ! Mrs . S sought to give you a warm _reception and ask them to kindly autograph this thing . Apply two coats of shellac to the autographed paddle . Then tie a green ribbon in a neat bow around the handle lest you forget your unsophisticatedness when you were a verdant freshman pledgee . All in all it will make a extremely novel reminiscent of your early college days...
JIM JAMS [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 12 January 1928
JIM JAMS The OTHER day I heard a young Thing , say Resolved— that I wont——And Ill not——And I shan t——And I dont intend to—And so on . And I just chawed right On . For quite a spell And then I Says , _says I They only had Seven wonders In the Ancient World—-But-She may keep her vowsWhich will be interesting If true . I thank you .
Skating [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 12 January 1928
Skating Skiing To bogg aning Snow Sho eing C . C . M . —Nestor Johnson—Alumo—Winslow and I _ranian , King &amp; Co . —Skating Combinations as lo \ v as _$5.00 as high as $18.00. The _Celebrated Northland Skiis— Pine— Maple— Asli and Hickory—a s low as $1.00 as _high as $10.00. roboggans—The snow and slide type 4 foot to 12 foot _-$6.00 to $36 . 00.
E . H . WANZER , Inc THE GROCERS [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 12 January 1928
E . H . WANZER , Inc THE GROCERS Quality Service Aurora St . State St First manufacturer— Hows business ? Second _manufacturer— Getting better . One of our tn _thousand dollar order _last week-. First manufacturer— You ve got to prove it to me . Second manufacturer— All right , come around to P | l show you the cancellation . men _;&gt; ent in a the office and _Father— When George Washington was your age _he was [ _iincyor . _&lt; _, _ — And when he was your age he was _President . a
RTJRT [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 12 January 1928
RTJRT BURTON F . ROOT , Proprieto r Soda Fountain , Confectionery , Salted Nuts , Cigarettes , Cigars and _Magazines Phone S759 21S N . AURORA ST . Opposite Crescent Theatre Doctor , if _there is anything the matter with me don t _frighten me _alf to death by giving it a long _scientific name . _Just tell me what _it in plain English . Well _, sir , to _be frank , you are lazy . Thank you _, doctor . Now tell me the scientific name for it . I ve tt to report to the missus .
YELLOW BIRD STATIONERY STORE [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 12 January 1928
YELLOW BIRD STATIONERY STORE Little Jane was severely reprimanded by her mother for saying Devil . The following Sunday when the little _Miss returned from Sunday School her mother said , What was the _lesson about today ? Why mother , said Jane . It was about our Lord being tempted by—by—by—the gentleman that keeps Hell . RUBBING IT IN A handsome limousine was purring calmly along at 40 miles an hour when there came a disturbing toot from _behind . Glancing back the owner saw an insignificant little two-seater coming up to pass them . He directed his chauffeur to put on speed , which was done but the small car was not to be shaken off . A few more toots and it drew up level and , to complete the limousine _owner s humilation , the driver of the flivver leaned over the side and shouted to the chauffeur , I say ! You don t happen to have a spare plug , do you ? I m travelling on _three . Passenger after the first night on board ship . Whats become of all my clothes ? Steward . Where ...
THE FLOWER SHOP [Newspaper Article] — Ithacan — 12 January 1928
THE FLOWER SHOP HAROLD A . PRATT DIAL DIAL 8560 214 E . SENECA The minute _the dentist touched Mandys tooth she commenced to scream . Hush , _said the dentist . Don t you know I am a _painless _dentist Maybe you are painless , said Mandy . But I aint . Telephone _8655 V . L . Burgdi