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CENTRAL GLADSTONE ASSOCIATION. [Newspaper Article] — Korong Vale Lance and North West Advertiser — 30 May 1914
Central Gladstone Associa tion. | The Central Gladstone Football Association, consisting of Buckra banyule, Mysia, Borung and vVychitella, has been re-formed with Mr Fallon as president and Mr Alf. Jennings back in his old position as secretary. The follow ing are the season's fixtures, the games to be played on the ground of the first-mentioned club in each case :— Juno G—Borung v Mysia Wychitella v Buckrabanyulo Juno 13—Wychitella v Borung Buckrabanyule v Mysia June 30—Borung v Buckrabanyulo Mysia v Wychitella June 27—Mysia v ISorung Buckrabanyule v Wychitella July 4—Borung v Wychitella Mysia v Buckrabanyule July 11—Wychitella v Mysia Buckrabanyule v Borung July 18—Mysia v Borung Buckrabanyule v Wychitella July 25—Horung v Wychitella Mysia v Buckrabanyule Aug. 1—Borung v Buckrabanyule Wychitella v Mysia Aug. 8—Borung v Mysia Wychitella v Buckrabanyule Aug. 15—Wychitella v Borung Buckrabanyule v Mysia Aug. 22—Mysia v Wychitella Borung v Buckrabanyule.
KORONG DISTRICT CENTRAL ASSOCIATION. [Newspaper Article] — Korong Vale Lance and North West Advertiser — 30 May 1914
ICorong District Central Association. The association fixtures for to-dav are : — Korong Vale v. Wedderburn, at Wedderburn; Inglewood v. Bvidgewater, at Inslewood. Umpires: B. Pierce and Varcoe. The following players have been chosen to represent Korong Vale S. Vernon, W. Tonkin, R. Laity, H. Hewston, D. Vernon, C. Probyn, A. Eeles, J. Farmer, C. Hamilton, W. Hindson, H. Jury, L. Grieves, E. Hewston, C. Watts, M. Gardiner, A. Hig gins, E. Fisher, G. Stewart. Emergencies — W. Fisher, E. Radcliffe, 0. Hamilton, F. Cann. The Wedderburn team will be chosen from the following:— Hayes, Henderson, Thompson, Burge, Gould, Lemon, Craig, Dowsett, Ball, Pratt (2), Malone, McGurk (2), Hauser, Smith, Morecroft, Rutherford, Saunders I (2), Allsop, Holmes (2).
DRAMA IN REAL LIFE. [Newspaper Article] — Korong Vale Lance and North West Advertiser — 30 May 1914
DRAMA IN REAL LIFE. Most writers of fiction unnecessari ly tax their imagination. If they would only Keep a scrap-book fllle.1 . with cuttings from the daily press they would never have to think out good plots or dramatic situations. John Frederick Wilson, a traveller, of Angel-road, Brixton, was married in lo97, poBslbly to celebrate the golden, jubilee, when he was only 22 years of age. In three years he had wearied of his marital responsibilities, and, according to the custom of some partB 01 Brixton, he left home one morning, and forgot to return. After eight years of single blessedness he had doubts about the joys of bachelorhood, and, recking nothing of the law relating . to bigamy, he led another lady to the altar. Meantime his first wife ha-1 been drifting down the road that leads to the police station and His Majes ty's gaols.. She was arrested on Mon-1 day for some minor offence, and tak 'en to the Kensington-road Police Sta tion. Every self-reBpecting woman in Brixton car...
"MAD GALLOP TO DISASTER." [Newspaper Article] — Korong Vale Lance and North West Advertiser — 30 May 1914
"MAD GALLOP TO DISASTER." "The wages of rural workers have gone up 100 per cont. in the last ten years. Their hours are often short er, for they don't begin as early. Their work is not as good. We have to pay that much more for less and worse work." This, In brief, is the opinion of Mr. W. J. Cartwright, Temora, one of the best farmers in Australia. Yet the Labor press, *pd the union agita tors who depends on strikes for a liv ing, try to drive down the throats of the community that the rural worker Is a poor, underpaid, overworked, shockingly-sweated creature! Mr. Holman, as Premier, has promised wages boards for the country. Yet, on the word of Mr. Cartwright, there is no trouble with the farm hands. Under conditions as they are, if the wages boards are forced on the coun try it will be the farmer who will be sweated and the farm hand will ride the high horse. It will bo a mad gal lup 10 disaster, agriculturally. -"Svd | ney Stock and Station Journal."
GLAD-EYE MEN. [Newspaper Article] — Korong Vale Lance and North West Advertiser — 30 May 1914
GLAD-EYE MEN. Forty Chicago septuagenarians have formed themselves into a "Club of -Borrowed Time." With the ob ject of outwitting Father. Time, the following rules were drafted for the guidance of members by -their presi dent, Mr. A. T. Hemingway, himself a man of seventy-five:— "Remain a boy till the end of time. "Be married. "Be moderate and temperate In all things. . . "Read your Bible. "Smile when you retire, smile when you awake, smile when things go wrong, and keep on smiling." No person under seventy is eligible f jr. membership, and every new mem ber must pledge himself "to keep young and to cultivate the glad eye" for the rest of the time that he re mains on earth.
LIFE'S AIMS AND REWARDS. [Newspaper Article] — Korong Vale Lance and North West Advertiser — 30 May 1914
LIFE'S AIMS AND REWARDS. Riches, whatever their charm and their value, are not a panacea for the evils or life. . . . Happiness depends on work, health, character, disposi tion, training, and a great many other things besides Income, and so far as happiness is concerned, enough monoy, or somewhat less than enough, puts us in just about as good a case to achieve ft as though wo were rich. To live our lives, to get out what is lii us, to do our share of the world's work and live brotherly with our fel lows—that is what we are here for. If riches are an Incident of that course of life, they are a good inci dent. If the chase after them lures us away from the fulfilment of our pri mary obligations to our Maker, our ncjghhsr, and ourselves, we are cer tainly losers by it, losers not less if, succeeding, we lose the Christmas out of our year, the Christmas spirit out of our lives.
THE TRAVELLER. [Newspaper Article] — Korong Vale Lance and North West Advertiser — 30 May 1914
THE TRAVELLER. A reply to Rudyard Kipling's "Ho Travels Fastest Who Travols Alone," Who travels alone with I1I9 eyo on tlie heights, Though ho laughs In the daytime, oft weepa through the nights For courage goes down with the set ot tlio sun, When tho toil of the journoy is all borne by one. He speeds but to grief, though full gaily he ride, Who travels alone without Love by his side. Who travels alone, without lover or friend, But hurries from nothing, to nought at the end; Though great bo his winnings, and high bo his goal, Ho is bankrupt in wisdom, and beg gared in soul. Lifo's one gift o£ value to him is de nied Art'ho travels alone without Love at his aide. It is easy enough in this world to make haste If we llvo for that purpose; but think o£ the waste! For life Is a poem to leisurely road, Add the joy of a journey lies not in its speed. Oh! vain liis achievement, and potty his pride, Who travels alone without Love at his side.
AMUSING INCIDENTS. [Newspaper Article] — Korong Vale Lance and North West Advertiser — 30 May 1914
AMUSING INCIDENTS. . Teachor—Now, children, can you tell mo what are tho national flowers of England ? CIbbb—Rosea. Teacher—And Franco? Class—Lilies. Teacher—And Spain? Silence for a minuto—then small voice at back of tho schoolroom— Bulrushes, ma'am. "So you are engaged to Tom?" "Yes." "My dear, I congratulate you. Tom la the nicest fiance I ever had." "What ir> going on?" asked the torriflod stranger In Central America. "Revolution," replied tho man in tho uniform. ^ "Who is tho leader of tho rebel3?" "Don't know yet. That's what this fight Is about." "Yes, sir," said Doliblelgh, "horses aro ruining my brother Tom. He's crazy about them. Just paid twelve hundred pounds for a pair of trot ters." "Well, I don't know," said Billups. "How about yourself? What did you pay for that touring car of yours?" "Fifteen hundred," said Dobblcigh. "But what " "Well, you'd better not criticise the team In your brother's eyo until you have cast out the motor that is in your own eye," retorted B...
PATTERN FOR HANDSOME EVENING GOWN. [Newspaper Article] — Korong Vale Lance and North West Advertiser — 30 May 1914
PATTERN FOR HANDSOME EVENING GOWN." .. No later evening gown could be so cured than this. It may be made up In any rich material according to the ' taste of the wearer. It represents "Everylady's Journal" pattern No. 177 —cut In small,- medium and large sizes. 'This pattern may be bought for nlnepence from local pattern agents, or will be sent post free to any address If nlnepence -In stamps ,1s sent to Dept. A, "Everylady'B Jour nal," 370 Swanston-street, Melbourne. State number of pattern and size re quired. If a penny stamp Is sent to above address, a 48-page catalogue will be sent to any reader who writes "send free catalogue." It was'at a reception ,and the lady, who liad been reading up health-cul ture, mistook Mr. Williams, the bar rister, for his brother the doctor. "Is it better," she asked, confiden tially, "to lie on the right side or the left?': ,"Madam," repliedvthe lawyer, "if one is on tile right side it isn't often necessary to lie at all." What - indeed does not the...
THE LADIES' COLUMN PHILOSOPHY OF FURNITURE. [Newspaper Article] — Korong Vale Lance and North West Advertiser — 30 May 1914
THE LADIES' COLUMN PHILOSOPHY OF FURNITURE. Anybody with money In hand can select end purchase furniture, and any ! hands can p'i">.e said furniture around the four walls of a parlor, boudoir, or bedroom; but there is furniture and Curnilure, furnishing and furnishing, and therein lies the philosophy we write of; not thut lnnnlmato wood has tliis of Itself, but the maker of each piece of furniture, bo It of sim ple pine or walnut, the old-time ma hogany, or the much-prized oaken fur niture of today, has wrought into It, with each planing and chiselling, each Lwist and curve, tho mind of the mas ter who controls its shapeliness; as Hia eye Is artistic and delights Itself In the beautiful, so he wills the block of raw material shall acquire a like symmetry and chastenoss. Yet, granted all this prepared in or der for tho purchaser, tho household er Is not by this assured a tastefully furnished home. A taste to fashion Is one thing, ami a taste to select and arrange another. The buye...
A Witty Woman. [Newspaper Article] — Korong Vale Lance and North West Advertiser — 30 May 1914
A.WIttv Woman. Some stories told about Mrs. Wel don, the celebrated "Modern Portia," who recently- passed away, Indicate what a clover woman-she was. She once.set the court laughing ow ing to her replies ;to counsel. "You are .Mrs. Gebrgiana Woldon?" she was asked. . ,1' "No, I am not!" came the prompt reply. . "But surely you are the wife of Mr. Woldon?" . "Yes, I am." , Finally she. enlightened the barris ter, who had come near* to loBlng his temper, that her name was Georglna, not Georgiana. ' &lt; "Why couldn't you liavo said that at first?",he thundered. "Because^ she answered, in her sweetest ubcents, ."you never asked me!" Ji ~ • On another occasion, in the Court of Appeal,; she urged as one of the grounds, of-her complaint that the judgo who had given the docision against her was too old to understand the case. The chief judge reminded her that the last time Blie was there she complained that her case had been tried by a "bit of a boy" who could not do her justice. "...
Good for the Quaker. [Newspaper Article] — Korong Vale Lance and North West Advertiser — 30 May 1914
Good for the Quaker. In describing his own wedding, the author of "A Retrospect of Forty Years" records the remark of a guest, of which he says, "For genuine Qua ker wit this will be found hard " to match. / The bridal .couple received a striking salutation from a Quaker client of the bridegroom's, a Bhrewd I dry goods merchant. Presented by an usher, he surveyed the bride, whom he ha&lt;J never Been before, and then, with the utmost deliberation, proceed ed to say:— "William, I think thy bride has shown more judgment in her choice than thgu hast." Fortunately, before the newly-mar ried man could turn to resent this strange Balutation, he continued as follows:— "Because it takes some penetration to discover thy good qualities, but hers can be seen at & glance."
A Good Two Miles. [Newspaper Article] — Korong Vale Lance and North West Advertiser — 30 May 1914
A Good Two Miles. I After a hard day's work at manoeu [ vrcs, a battalion of soldiers were marching wearily along a seemingly interminable country road, when they met a man on horseback. • I say," said the officer In command, "how far. is it to the next town?" "About two miles," was the reply. For another hour the soldiers tramped, and then met another stran ger. "How far is it to the next town?" he was aBked. "A good two miles,' I Bliould say," was the reply. Another hour passed, and then an other horseman was encountered. "How far?" he repeated, in answer to the same question; "oh, not.far, only about two miles." "Well," sighed the optimistic offi cer, "thank goodnesB, we are holding .our own, anyhow."
New Thatch, Sir? [Newspaper Article] — Korong Vale Lance and North West Advertiser — 30 May 1914
New Thatch, Sir? The barber to bis victim aaid, "Our hair-restorer, try. I'm sure if you take my advice, you'll benefit there by." "it does not recommend Itself, so pray to me don't prate," as scornful ly he gazed upon the barber's shiny pate. The barber said, "I show 'Before,' I solemnly declare; for representing 'After use,' take my assistant's hair!"
III. [Newspaper Article] — Korong Vale Lance and North West Advertiser — 30 May 1914
St. Denys was the most amazed man in Suffolk when Ills sister told him to have lils clothes packed and to take himself off from Datton. He really thought that a usually clever woman was losing her wits. "What, Minnie, but you said your self that it- was doing me a dovllish lot of good, now, didn't you?" ."You are certainly better for a few days qf sobriety, Desmond . . I think if you continue, that you may live some years longer. But I cannot have you here next week; I am ex pecting guests." "Guests—good Gotl—aren't I a guest? Do you turn me out foj strangers, Minnie?" "Exactly what I am proposing to do . . . In vory plain words, Desmond. When It Is convenient, I will sondj for you again." The man pullod fiercely at his auburn moustache, and seemed qui to crushed by tho indignity. "In that case," ho said, with a vain scoltlng after tho majestic, "In that case, 1 take tho kid—you'll see If I don't." Iler lndyshlp raised her eyes and merely looked at him—ho know that glance of old, fo...
II. [Newspaper Article] — Korong Vale Lance and North West Advertiser — 30 May 1914
II. Patty had gone to Brighton after the great misfortune, and she had the tidings there. When they told - her that she had become a rich wa rn an—one of the richest in the coun ' try—she gave way to hysterical tears, ■ and seemed to insinuate that Ileres ford had done her a wrong in dying at all. The lie which she had told about the journey to New Yorlt should have been repeated by him on his deathbed out- of simple loyalty to a woman. After all there had been no wrong, and why should not he have e done it? A woman's logic could not understand. Patty had cried for two days after Leila went to prison. Frequent quarrels with her landlady and dramatic outbursts, in which she declared that she would tear down the prison walls with her own "poor fingers," varied the monotony of tears and did her health much good. A promise to go immediately to see her "dearest darling" whom a villain had sent to gaol was not fulfilled, partly because Leila herself hated scenes and did not wish it; partl...
LORD STRATHCONA AND THE "WHITE WASH." [Newspaper Article] — Korong Vale Lance and North West Advertiser — 30 May 1914
LORD STRATHCONA AND THE "WHITE WASH." &lt;■ From the time he emigrated to Can ada, at the age of eighteen, until lie was forty-eight, the late Lord Stratli cona spent all his time at various •posts of the Hudson Bay Company, newly located on the Labrador. In all those thirty years among the northern Indians and tlie Eskimos, Donald Smith, as he then was, hold h'mself strictly to the niceties of life; so that when, as a man of middle age, he returned to civilised life and the highest ofllce in the gift of the Hud soji Bay Company, there were no rough edges of either speech or man ner to 'be overcome. Nothing shows' this better than a story told on the Labrador while he was governor of the company. It is a rule of the Hudson Bay Company that no woman shall 'be allowed pass age on its boats. One day, as a steam er of the company neared one of the northernmost ports, a string of white garments was seen stretched across dock. The watchers were amazed; for to them the wash-line su...
CHAPTER XIX. The Ship Comes to Port. I. [Newspaper Article] — Korong Vale Lance and North West Advertiser — 30 May 1914
CHAPTER XIX. The Ship Comes to Port. I. Hugh had a vague idea as to Mat ■Michel's reason for tlielr voyage to niiorhoure: hut. It. was very Indeflnitp and the philosopher no longer spoke about It. A brusque "Ye shall know when the time comes," was the best that could be got out of him, and even George Hedges, with a prime clerical. faculty of Interrogation, did next to nothing with such a secr».t oracle. Mat feared to disappoint li'.s friends and held his tongue. The only person on board who seemed to un derstand liim was Madame Adele. Cintra, all said and done, had been but a house' of captivity to her. A neurotic dream of love, dreamed by one who was doomed to die, had giv en place speedily to the darker liou* when she had come to understand tin tragic jest which Fate had planned for her. Taken from her homo as'by magic, now she turned wistful eyes to France again, desiring the little house by the railway, and the" friends to whom she was flesh and blood and not the Madonna of a p...