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POSTAL RATES AND [?] [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
POSTAL RATES AU-J [Wliere the term "The Common, wealth" is used in connection with tliesa rates and regulations it inc.udo;; I'ajnsa, Lord Howe island, and NorioiU isiaiid.i LETTERS. •, For every £ ounce or fraction thereof. For delivery wiuiiti the Comn.on wealth 0 1 For delivery in thj British Em pire - - For delivery in the New Hebr.des, Banks, and Torres Islands .. 0 2 For delivery in other places .... 0 2}, LETTER CARDS. For delivery within the Commonwealth Single, Id. each; reply, Id. each half. For delivery in the British Empire (see list of places under "Letters"')—Sin gle. Id. eaoh. For delivery in New Hebrides, Banks, and Torres Islands—Single, 2d. each. •For delivery in other places Single 24d. each. POST CARDS. Single Postcards impressed with th&lt; Id. stamp, and Kepi.y or double Cuxds each half of which has the Id. stan^ impressed thereon, may be trai^sniittec to placeB within the Conimo^woalth, ;>nc to thost; places, _ enunieratml uiidei "Letters," to which...
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
f A 6 B.H.P. "I.H.G." Hopper Cooled 'Engine, stationary, £70 ; portable, £85. .Long terms and no interest. World's load ling engine. Nearly 200,000 in actual use— ■more sold in Australia than of any other make. Fully guaranteed. Free start by 'competent expert. Big stocks ot repairs in every State. Other sizes, proportiouate ■prices. Best engine bargains ever offered, in Australia, and will soon be withdrawn. Write International Harvester Co. of Aust., Bris., 8yd., Melb.t Adlde., Perth and I.csfcn. SILVER STAR STARCH THE BEST IN THE WORLD * INSIST ON LABELLED PACKAGES THURMER! PIANOS THURMER PIANOS for solidity at construction. THURMER PIANOS for finished workmanship THURMER PIANOS for attractive appearance. THURMUR PIANOS for rich musical qualities. THURMER PIANOS for standing in tune. THURMER PIANOS for moderate price. THE THURMER PIANO It is over 20 years now since we first introduced the Thurmer Piano to the Aus tralian vub'>c> ®nt* to-day you will find t'fese splendid ins...
At Last. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
At Last. tie dashed off treatises In Greek— Of science books a score, In twenty tongues the man could speak And knew the heavens' lore. But still the wolf bayed loud and long And hunger pinched his cheek, Until at last he wrote a song Called: "Nell and J Don't Speak!'
A Day in the Country. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
A Day In the Country. The fresh-oomplexioned young police man from the country betrayed by his self-conscious air the disquietude he felt on first going on duty In a Lon don street. He was particularly dis turbed in mind by the behavior of a street arab, who sat on the kerb smok ing a succession of "fag ends," and regarding him with a fixed serenity of gaze worthy of Sam Weller himself. Waiting until he thought he was not .noticed, the new constable ap proached the urchin. "Now, then," began the policeman, "what are you sitting there for all thia time?" "Takin' a day off in the country," replied the arab. The inexperienced officer, perfectly new to the species, stared at the pro duct of slumdom in undisguised amaze ment. "Takin* a day off in the country!" he echoed. "Why, wherever can you see the country from 'ere?" "In your face, of course," replied the alert arab, at last, swiftly vacating the kerb.
USEFUL HINTS. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
USEFUL HINTS. '& ^ An Eye Saver.—Keep a good mag nifylng glass in the sewing machine drawer, and see how it saves the eyes. The almost invisible numbers on the needles are easily read, and in start ing a pool of fine silk or thread the glass will show when the end is fast ened to spool. Lotion for the Hands —To four parte of glycerine add one part of tartaric acid, dissolved in the smallest possible Quantity of hot water. Mix well, ap T,ly a few drops to the hands, and rub i'.\ thoroughly. If hands are badly chapped use more of the lotion, rub bing in thoroughly. Wash in clean, inko-warm water, dry well, and apply a little more. Applied immediately after peeling fruit or vegetables, it will remove stains at once. When hands are badly stained, treat as it chapped. A Remedy for Toothache.—Fill a small cup with boiling vinegar. Dip a piece of cotton-wool into the vinegar and rub the gum; l't the vinegar be as hot as you can endure. Stuff the aching tooth with some wool. > So...
WOMEN SHOULD WEEP. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
WOMEN SHOULD WEEP. "For wonsn, a capacity for tears Is worth cultivating," says a famous "beauty speciality." "Tears—warm , and ready ones—are a sure preserva- ■ tive of feminine beauty. i "Tears are the natural outlet of emo- I tion, a j;;;'t of liquid lightning-rod ; which dissipates excitement and pas- j Gion. • j "The woman who cannot weep is • she who ^keeps up her powers of thinking, and whose fncia/ry.ines and grey hairs come reaaily. Not only does a lack of tears score heavily i against one's freshness of face, but it has a marked effect in general tem perament. "Women who weep easily have cor respondingly licrht hearts, tender, de> monstrativR, and Impulsive ways, am' a charm which dry-eyed women lack'
THE LIMITS OF SPORT. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
,&lt;?: 1 THE LIMITS OF SPORT. Let not your recreations be lavish Bpenders of your time, but choose such which are healthful, short, tran sient, recreative, and apt to refresh you; but at no hand dwell in them or make them your great employment, for he that spends his time in sports and calls it recreation is like him , whose garment is all made of fringes 1 and his meat nothing but sauces; they are healthless, chargeable, and use less. And, therefore, avoid such games which require much time or long at tendance, or which are apt to steal the affections from more severe em ployments. ......
Captured. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
Captured. "It's the unexpectedness of It, mj boy," remarked a gay bachelor to hii friend, "that takes my breath away Did you have any Idea you were going to propose to her when you went there last night?" "Well—er—not exactly," was the mournful reply, "but as soon, as she c^rae into the drawing-room I saw by the look in her eye that I was going to propose before I went away!"
HOW A PRISONER WAS RESCUED. A Clever Ruse. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
HOW A PRISONER WAS RESCUED^ A Clever Ruse. In tk« battle of Poitiers, 1858, H number of Scottish soldiers fought on the side of the French, and several ot them were, taken prisoners by the Eng lish. Amon&st them waa Sir Archi bald Douglas, half-brother of Lord Wil liam Douglas. Being dressed- in a suit of splendid armor, the victors thought they had captured— as Indeed they had —some great nobleman. Several ol the English were about to strip eff his armor, when Sir William Ramsay, of Colluthie, who was also a prisoner, happening to catch Sir Archibald's eye, gave him a meaning look. Pre tending to be very angry he cried put: "You rascal, how is it that you are wearing your master's armor? Coma here and pull off my boots." Douglas, seemingly thoroughly cow ed, went humbly forward and drew off a boot, .with which Sir William began to beat him. The English onlookers at once Inter fered on Douglas's behalf, saying that he was a person of great rank and a lord. "What!" shouted Ra...
Apace with Science. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
Apace with Science. Doctor: What? Troubled with sleep lessness? Eat something before go las to bed. Patient: Why, doctor, you once told me never to eat anything before going to bed. Doctor (with dignity): Pooh, pooh! That was last January. Science has fiiade enormous strides since then. In the face of all our wondrous ad vance in knowledge, we die; still wo Rrow ok], in some regards we are no v,'lser, have got nc further, than the s:iva;?a cave-dweller of twenty, it may '"2 forty t a hunarad, thousand years dgO. The great, thing in this world if, nof where we stand, but in what di Action we are moving. We must sail roach the port, sometimes with the ,V!n'i, sometimes against it, but we m"8t sail. r'Vi not drift, nor lie at &nchcr. "^ounse: Give me a little advice on l0w to manage a wife, will you? k ,^'ise: Can't, my boy; but I can I R'vp you a few hints on how to b« H by a wife so that you wil V ^'nk you are manager.
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
" Everylady's Journal" Pattern No. 195, from "Blouse Outfit," No. 32.. Sin gle patterns 9d. each, post free, as da scribed below. Pattern for Popular "Long-Arm Hole Blouse. One of the newest designs in this season's blouses. This pat tern lends itself remarkably well to velvet or a heavy silk. A com , bination of both looks smart, the collar and bow being made of silk. We are certain many readers will wish to: make up this, blouse, and they wilt be glad to know that \ an excellent paper pattern is ob | tainable. The design shown rep j resents No. 195 of "Everylady's : Journal" new Autumn Paper Pat ; terns, and is cut in three sizes—for ! small, medium, and large." The single pattern may be obtained for i 9d each if sent to Department "I," i "Everylady's journal," Swanston j Street, Melbourne. Announcements. FRESH FISH will '"-e supplied on TUESDAY, THURSDAY; & FRIDAY. Sydney Oysters & Cray,fish FRIDAY'S. Smoked Fisli Daily.^ W. H. FLANDERS, '• Mortlake, B ♦ WVW, TAIL...
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
A_~. WHOLESOME PRINK— BRACING AND REFRESHING District Racing Fixtures. The following dates have been granted by the V.R.C., for next season's races for district clubs :— April 4—Woodford ,, 11—Mortlake ,, 18—Terang ,, 22—Hamilton May .5, 6, 7—Warrnambool. Mothers Friend, - FJ-PIC POMADE for tlie Head. Strikes 'infesting vermin dead. Price Is. with nit comb Is 6d. One application destroys vermin, ki]l nits, heais tores, cures ringworm an makes the hair grow . thick and sirong Price Is. Large 2s.. Extra large 3s 6d P. DAMYON, SELLS IT. Say distinctly NO when you are offered an imitation of PJ3D1C. So Simple nnd Strong, They Lamiut to Wrong. Simplicity is a great thing in a sewing machine,--especially irhm vou live in the country and liave to fix it yourself. VA-UD BROS. Machines have fewer parts than any other—nothing to ftct out of order. Poundschcapcrthan otiievs "IV'e pay freight to your Ftatlon— guarantee every machine—and let vou have it on easv t-rr.is. Write lor illustrated Cat...
TERANG RACES. WINTER MEETING. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
■—WMBH—MMMMBUPPSB—MBBg— ' TERANG RACES. 1 -WINTER MEETING. The annual winter 'meeting of '-the• TeiahgUtaeing Club was held oti Satur day artornoon Ihst. Early in the morn ing- a -steady rain set 111, and. tliis pre vented, a lot.of people from being pre sent. The ram continued until about 12.30,' wnen it cleared up, and a beauti ful ■ racing afternoon was the result, however, it's an ill wind that blows nobody any good, and if it did not in Cuis. instance augment the attendance at the ra.es, there was a fall of rain t_:at will prove very beneficial to the district. Tue course looked splendid with-its early. winter coat, which, if snort ,was beautifully green. The go ing was good—a trifle soft in the early part or tlie day, but not at all holding, as evidenced by the times made in the different races. During the afternoon tnc ierang Brass Band played an excel lent programme of music on the lawn, and the expressions of pleasure, if heard by JJnna master Aiey, wouici iiave been gratif...
WILKINS' SISTER. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
WlLKlNS' SISTER. * knew Wilkins -rc-licn lie was a boy4 , I -went to school with him. We boya ' used to despise him; we often got up in the night to hate hiirt. You see. It was this way. The schoolmaster wanted to marry his sister—Wilkins* sister, of course. That made all th« difference. "Wilkins was red-ha'red and codfish* eyed. He never knew his lessons, an&lt;S never tried to. He whistled and sang in school, and rubbed ink on the other fellows' collars, and stuck pins In their legs. But he never got whacked with tho ruler. Not he. You see, the i schoolmaster wanted to marry Wil kins' sister. The little spike-haired wretch waa allowed to come late and go early, and play the fool without a word of remonstrance. We weren't. You see., we weren't blessed with sisters '.he schoolmaster wanted to marry. How we hated the young varmint !■ iVe tried to lower him in the master's estimation by egging him on in his vil lainy. We suggested gunpowder in the master's pipe; the idea comme...
ALLEGED INCENDIARISM AT STAWELL. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
ALLEGED INCENDIARISM AT STAWELL 1 - - -4^ - On the night of 13th inst. a sus picious fire broke out at the resi dence of Mrs. Jaue Oats, of Stawell. Mrs. Oats, who is 70 years of age, and her daughter were alone in their house, a double fronted weatherboard villa, situate in Ann street, when. Miss Oats heard a noise on the front verandah, as though someone had bumped mto one of the chairs there. She went iiito the front room, and was astonished to see the curtains on the front window ablaze. She screamed for assistance. A young man, who was standing talking to a girl round the corner of the street, rushed in, and the flames were quickly extinguished. The young man and his friend both noticed a woman hurrying from the direction of Mrs. Oats' house just prior to hearing Miss Oats scream. The police have the matter in hand, and interesting de velopments are expected.
WHAT MEN WILL DO FOR THE LOVE OF WOMEN. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
WHAT MEN WluL DO FOR THE LOVE OF WOMEN. For love of womaa battles have beei (ought, kingdoms have been lost, fo:&lt; i.uues forfeited, and whole countries set at sixes and sevens. Jacob was willing to serve foil Rach&lt;jl seven years. Launcelot pre ferred loye to honor; his love for th« queen was more to him than a seat ai King Arthur's table. All the world knows the story o! Cleopatra's bewitching of Caesar. Tha world is filled with just such stories to-day, ana there is just as much ro mance in our midst as there ever was, Because they don't wear Romau togas or suits of armor, or fight in tournaments, is no more reason,, for saying there is no romance than ther« would be to say because men don't use bows and arrows In warfare na more battles are fought. The passions are just as real a& ever. It's merely the ways of express ing them that differ. Men are quite as willing to sacrt f;co themselves for the fair object oi their love as ever they were. All the} w...
Objected to Bolsters. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
Objected to Bolsters. A gentleman, while enjoying a hoU day at Scarborough last summer, an staying at. a large hotel, was amuse one morning at breakfast by a foreign er, who excited great curiosity by th way in which he ate his eggs. Thrus: inr his spoon into the middle, he drev O'.c the entire yollc, devoured it, am passori on to the next. When he had got on to his sevent: egg, an old farmer, who had been pr» judiceri against monsieur on accoun of his mousiachios, could brook sue' extravagance no longer, and, speak ing up, said: "Why, sir, you leave all the white' How is the landlord to provide break fasts at that rate?" "Vy," replied the barbarian, "you wouldn't haf me to eat de vite? De yolk is de schlcken, de vite the ted ders. Am I to make von bolster ol my stomach?" The farmer said no more.
FINE WORK IN SPITE OF SORROW. [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
FINE WORK JN SPITE OF SORROW. One of the anomalies of literal-: history is, that it has often been th&lt; lot of those men who have contrib" ted largely to the mirth or recreatio of others to endure a more than ordii ary share of misery and want in thei own lives. Thrf most entertaining portions o' literature have been written by me; whobe hearts have been heavy wit! sorrow. It was in the gloom of a mother'! death, deepened by his poverty, ths Johnson penned the charming tale o "Rasselas." It was in the chill desolation of h bars and fireless garret that poo; Goldsmith, the beloved vagrant o' :Uerature, sketched the brightest pic &lt; irc-s of domestic happiness the world bah ever had. It was from a sick bed, in sore dis , f.r-sss and in a necessitous exile, thn" Tom Hood shook all England wit.! li>.utshter. T'ie enchantment, of Scott, the satin oi Jerrold. half the gems of Er.sjJis'. wit and humor, have been thrown ou! ; 1)^ genius in it3 most sorrowful tno- ; me...
MORTLAKE PICNIC CARNIVAL. THE FNTRIES [Newspaper Article] — Mortlake Dispatch — 22 April 1914
mortlake picnic carnival THE FNTRIES- • The following entries have been received for the Mortlake Picnic Carnival to be held on. Monday ^'"maiden hack rage.' Five furlongs. Minimum weight lOst. First prize, trophy valued £o ; second, trophy valued Entry, 3/. 1 Fernvale, H. M'Kenzie's. 2. Hailstone, P. King's - 3 Leonard, J. J. O'Learv's 4 Buzako, D. M'Kenzie's 5 First Knight, L. Scally's 6 Skiff, E. Beard's 7 Blackbird, T. Darcy's 2 MM mi TI30T. One mile. Horses, list. ; ponies 14.1 a.u. 9st. First prize, trophy valued £2 10s ; second, trophy valued £1. Entry. 2s 6d. 1 Gladsome, A. Scroggie's 2 Aviator Girl, W. J. Bray's 3 Tango, E. E. Northeast's 4 Cloonaugh, F. Wilson's 5 Free Step, S. Creed's 6 Nimble Lass, J. ^elian's 7 Tango, W. Little's 8 Little Bob, D. M'Kenzie's 9 Texas, H. Haystead's ' - 10 Red Wing, J. Birmingham U Highland Laddie, H. Johnson's 12 Belle, J. Robinson's 13 Bright Beauty, P. O'Keefe's ]4 Alexander, F. M'Laughlin's 15 Tommy II, F. M'Laughlin's 16 The Cob, N. H...