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Page 3 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 8 November 1913

Sprains, Brsasss Stiff Muscles - . Tare quickly relieved by Sloan'a - Liniment. Lay it on no rub bing. Try it. Ankle Sprain and Dialoeatad Hip. I sprained my ankle and dislocated nay nip by falling- out of a third story window. Went on crutches for four months. Then I started to use your Liniment, according; to directions. I most say it ia helpinr me wonderfully. we will never be witnout sioap IMIMEM Kills Pain . Splendid for Sprains. I fell and sprained my arm a week aro and was in terrible pain. I could not use my hand or arm until I applied your Liniment. I shall never be with out a bottle of Sloan's Liniment."--M, II. B. Springer, Elisabeth, A. . Fine for Stiffness. Sloan's Liniment has done more rood than anything; I have ever tried for stiff joints. I got my hand hurt so badly that I had to stop work right in the busiest time of the year. I thought at first that I would have to have my hand taken off. but I got a bottle of Sloan's Liniment and cured my hand. Wiiloa WheeUr, Har...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 4 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 8 November 1913

DAY A IFfili; ii siiinfrsiiWc ill u n A representative of an Eastern CLOAK house will be at our store on that dav with a full line of Ladies and Misses Cloaks. It will be the most complete line everbrought to Hays City and comprises the very latest in weaves and styles. Here will be an opportunity to t elet frcm hundreds of the latest creations every one different, at prices to defy competition. Don't fail to attend this sale whether you, wish to buy or not. We extend you a cordial invitation., HEM EMBER THE DATE. I . Saturday, Nov. 15th. South Side. HAYS. t 1 w . w y mm u . it u u Kansas E. A. Rea attorney Til-Law Otrtmm Owr Citizen bank Harm, Phone 129 fCanmxa WM. JORDAN Resident Dentist Oi&ae over Citizens' state bank. Phone 84 Hays, Kansas FORD The Universas Car Obey that urge I Do it now! Get a Ford! Its the one "hunch' cn which you can't go wrong. More than 325,000 owners will vouch for Fdrd merit Ford simplicity Ford service ability and Ford economy. Obey that urge! Do it...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 1 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 15 November 1913

ItaXs Historical Society 11 MM TED rtD TTtrcj irlm 1 3 , I A VOLUME XXX. $1. A TEAR HAYS, ELLIS COUNTY, KANSAS, NOVEMBER 15. 1913. N NUMBER 52 i frig- g- - is. V1'' V"i',J V' V1'' V VJ''' " .W ;:. X-- 5-r s- v n hf "Y- y : 3 - - -y L oil V-1 PS. CITIZENS' STA TE ftANK S iaysCity, I Kansas JH& ''' &' y'iv '&rsv -v sv'iftsa, yr tyif ? ?'7J WhatInterest dotp you pay? ..-jiem. . Wejhave an unlimited amount 'of money to; fcn lean Ion Ellis and Rush county Farms atT 1 : sa.tr : Lowest RatefofInterest Annual orrsemi-annuai;interestjrp8yinnt,! withrprivelegeIto pay principal etffeny tim Money paid as J scon fas' paperslfarelf signed Remember, we pay 1 jV &1-V0 Where otherspromise No extra!; commission : J. M.Schaefer Loan andJInsJ Co. ALEX SCHUELER, Jr. & CO Mrs. Wm, Early has jrone on a 3rt day racation visit to friends in Misaoari A number of our G,A,R teterans this week attended a Camp-fire at El. Ha and report a royal good time. Coat lost on our street this vreek A b...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 2 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 15 November 1913

FREE PRESS HARRY FREESE, Publisher. SLATS. - - KANSAS. Hie early moth gets the pick of the Bummer clothes. Tailors make the fashions and fash Ions make the tailors. Anyhow, a change in fashion makes the whole world happy. Boston is 2S3. years old and still tiling her first pair of specs. All things . considered, Saturday good day to end the week. Football Is distinguished for Its knock-downs as well as touch-downs. Newspaper humorists are a trifle backward In perpetrating their union suit jokes. "What has become of the old fash ioned beef carcass that had cheaper cuts in It? . ' It Is difficult to convince a bald man In fly time that nature never makes a mistake. Think of a pickle famine! What will Myrtle, the beautiful high school girl, do for her lunch? Meanwhile the skeleton in many a man's closet is a gorgeous waistcoat that he dares not wear. A farm journal says cucumbers are good for the nerves. -Well, it takes a nervy person to eat them. ' One trouble with the world is that s...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 3 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 15 November 1913

i - i, V J- r y r -if INDIGESTION, GAS OR BMOiCH Time it! Pape's Diapepsin ends - all Stomach misery in five minutes. Do some foods you eat hit back taste good, but work badly; ferment Into stubborn lumps and cause a sick, sour, gassy stomach? Now, Mr. or Mrs. Dyspeptic, jot this down: Pape's Diapepsin digests everything, leaving nothing to sour and upset you. There never was anything so safely quick, so certainly effective. No difference how badly your stomach is disordered you will get jappy relief in five minutes, but what pleases you most is that it strengthens and regulates your stom ach so you can eat your favorite foods without fear. You feel different as soon as "Pape's Diapepsin" comes in contact with the stomach distress just vanishes your etomach gets sweet, no gases, no belch ing, no eructations of undigested food. Go now, make the best investment you ever made, by getting a large fifty cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any store. You realize in five minutes how needles...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 4 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 15 November 1913

OA Y 5 1 pTl n. i r ' v O K III! I : I 5 J A representative of an Eastern CLOAK house will be at our store on that dav with a full line of Ladies and Misses Cloaks. It will be the most complete line ever" brought t Hays City end comprises the very latest inweaves and styles. Here will be an opportunity to ele't frcm hundreds of the latest creations every one different, at prices to defy competition. Don't fail to attend this sale whether you wsh to buy or not. We extend you a cordial invitation. B ESI EMBER THE DATE. OSHANT ! - l 9 aturday, Nov. 15th, South Side. HAYS. Kansas E. A Rea attorney Til-Law ift0m Ormr GZfzeas tank Hay. Phone 129 WM, JORDAN Resident Dentist Ofii3e over Citizens state bank. Phone 84 . Hays. Kansas Her many friends are glad to see oar former residant, Mrs. John Lamb, here and looking bo well. She is here visitinirasa suest of Wrs Barthole- meeting of the Sons of Veterans mew on east Junieta street. it o The Universas Car Obey that urge ! Do it now! Get a For...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 1 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 22 November 1913

. .te-Bistc-al Social; v --- l C " H K I V 4 X I J.-M ACr VOLUME XXX. $1. A YEAR HAYS, ELLIS COUNTY, KANSAS, NOVEMBER 22, 1913, NUMBER 1 3 - It 1 - 1 I j I 4 i j-e- -- 4 v? 'V; v'" VH v1" "' '' v-1"' " fS" ty ip-v -y' ojffc LLa C-i - J O id T1ZENS' STATE BANK Hays City, Kansas V& Vv$ V''' Vv, V"' '" fi& fifc "itfi jfc r& l4r fritfh What Interest do you pay? gWe have an unlimited emcunt of moEey'to loan on Ellis and Rush county Farms at Lowest Rate of Interest. fcsai Annuairr'rseam-annual interest?' payments, with privelegeto pay principal at any time, MoneyTpaid as soon as papers arelf signed Remember,wepay Where others promise No extra commission J. M. Schaefer Loan and Ins. Co. ALEX JSCHUELER, Jr. & CO. Ihe old FREE PRESS hopes ererv one of its readerslhave a pleasant Thankagiving, Merry Christmas, A happy'New Year, and why shouldn't we? For to-day's issue begins oar 32nd year. In Sepember, 1882 we began to talk to you; after election we took tha fell charge' of th...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 2 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 22 November 1913

i-Fe;e: press SAURY FREESE, Publisher. HATS. KANSAS. As an autumn sport the tango i3 throttling football. The one most rare thing of the age la a movie film with a kissless plot. Some oysters lay 50,000,000 eggs a year and yet they never cackle over the feat ' -To call the sleeping porch a "sola rium" makes it more habitable in cold weather. A scientist declares the oyster di gests itself. It should prove a boon to the lazy man. Smoke is said to cost Pittsburgh $10,000,000 annually. It certainly gives color to the city. A new use for giants has been found. They are fine as fruit pickers and are in great demand out west You always are advised to look be fore you leap, but what's the differ ence so long as you leap? Those new English overcoats for ien give the wearer the graceful ontour of a shock of fodder. The way most theatrical men de velop a sense of discrimination is by Siooking their chariots to stars. The meteorological preparations for oext year's wheat crop, so far as they l...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 3 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 22 November 1913

ENDS DYSPEPS nicKTinic uiuLUiiuii, imu "Pape's Diapepsin" cures sick, sour stomachs in five minutes Time It! v Really does" put bad stomachs in order "really does' overcome indiges tion, dyspepsia, gas, heartburn and sourness in five minutes that just that make3 Pape's Diapepsin the lar gest selling stomach regulator in the world. . If what you eat ferments into stubborn lumps, you belch gas and eructate sour, undigested food and acid; head is dizzy and aches; breath foul; tongue coated; your insides filled with bile and indigestible waste, re member the moment "Pape's Diapep sin" comes in contact with the stomach all such distress vanishes. It's truly astonishing almost marvelous, and the joy is its harmlessness. A large fifty-cent case of Pape's Dia pepsin will give you a hundred dollars' worth of satisfaction. It's worth its weight in gold to men and women who can't get their stom achs regulated. It belongs in your home should always be kept handy In case of a sick, sour, "upset ...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 4 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 22 November 1913

t TTe have received for the Ia Hs ar.other case of that lovely Vanishing Cream for pimples at the south eida new Barber ehop. Come try it. ' 7116 Spirella corsetiere at Miss Rowlison's Residence Normal avenue west Presbvterian church DR. K. 0. BAAS PHYSICIAN & SURGEON OFFICE over lft. Nt. Perk, BAYS Office phone 273 Residence Office hours 9 i.m. to 12 m. 1 to 5 p.K. Other hoars by appoint ment. Calls answer f d day or nijht FARM LOANS WANTED We want some good farm loans. Money ready day papers are signed. No delay, no red tape. Call at First National Bank . A. Rea 7lztorney7lt-L.HW Office Over Citizens' bank ffayn. Phone 129 The Ellis Poultry Association will hold their show this year on Dee. 4, 6 ani 6 fj, and have I3saed an interest ing preaiam li9t book. T.jsf year the show here was in the charge of Wes Edwards. Why don't the fanciers at this erd get their poul try rany ar?d hire him to go there to fae for and exhibit the poultry, and invite the exhibitors there to show he;r ...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 1 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 29 November 1913

. ' , i -' ' i . " - .' . ' J,- ?r : 1--.. . i- ' . .V' - I tit -Historical Socin'ty Liu ! A VOLUME XXXII. $1. A TEAK HAYS. ELI IS COUNTYi KANSAS, NOVEMBER 29, 1913, NUMBER 2 TH1 AYfi u f 4 5 "f i - 5' V' '' '- , '- hjl y'-tg v'T'''-? p iji vJ,f4 V' V' f'tii ?'i frf j Jy y y u v- "3 STA' City, ICaosa V-U "v tv 4i' It V- "lit What Interest do you pay? .Wc! have an unlimited amount! of moneyf tOyp , ioanA on Hi lis and rvush county rarzns at fj. lluL Lowest Ratef ofInterest. wSmm. CZ3 Annual ei semi-annual linterestJpayuient8,2.Si'- ' Zl- with privelege to'pay principall at any time,, Money paid as soon' as papers. are!signed Remember we payj 0 t Where othersproinics extra. commission J. M. Schaef er" Loan aid Ins. Cc. ALEX SGHUELEE, Jr. '.& COi Wolf Binder'ia already selling a n ber' of windmills. Kearna came down from Oakley to eat Turkey with Hayi friends, Qaite a number of Normal Students went bomelfor ThankBgiving dinner. A big crowd enjoyed the dinner at the Uethodist church...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 2 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 29 November 1913

FREE PRESS HARRY FREESE, Publisher. SJLTS. . . . . - KANSAS. The trouble with the weather Is that It usually corpes in spells. Advice is mighty poor consolation . to a man who needs breakfast. Archery is a first-class sport and It is a wonder more people do not take it up. About the only knocker that fails to work overtime is Old Man Oppor tunity. . The theft of a crate of wooden legs Indicates that even thieves have their dull days. Now they want a father's day. Don't tie have it every month, when ' bills come in? We keep on complaining about the weather, but nothing has been done about it yet. A self-made man often acts as if he thought somebody else wanted to claim the job. We hope that Brazilian dance, the Maxixe, Isn't as hard to dance as it is to pronounce. There is one turkey trot that is al ways appreciated. It comes about Thanksgiving time. The report that the price of sauer kraut is going up will have no effect on the uprising in Ireland. Well, what about the minaret gown?...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 3 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 29 November 1913

Have You a Bad Back? Whenever you use your back, does a sharp paia hit you? Does your back ache constantly, feel sore and lame? It's a sign of sick kidneys, especially if the kidney action is disordered too, pas sages scanty or too frequent or off color. In neglect there is danger of dropsy,. gravel or Bright's disease Use Dpan's-j i-udney-fiiiaTMCB-aave curea tnousant . AN IOWA CASE lull AH e Sixth St.. Fairfield, la., says: "Mr back was bo lntno nd sore I ccraldnl do my housework. X was restless and the pains were aw aui. xua.au go to bed and I couidnt torn over without help. My limba were ter ribly swollen and I thought I -was going rj to die. When I had f almost given up. I Piito.ru. aoout jjoan Kidney Pills and used them. They permanently cored me and today I am in the best ol health." Get Doan's at Any Store. 50c Box DOAN'S "pTJi.V' FOSTER-MILBURN CO, BUFFALO. N. Y. Your Liver Is Clogged Up That'. Why You're Tired Out of Sort Have No Appetite CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS will p...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 4 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 29 November 1913

Mffi fiORT COURSE, Mays,. Kansas, December. 1st to 26th (09 T (1 p if m vt lay lueceinoioeir jl v jeeun juuo Dairying Gardening Carpentry Poultry Cooking Blacksmithing Stock Judging Sewing Grain Judging Dressmaking, Forage crops Dry Farming. No Fees for any of the Engineering courses. George I . Zeigler Successor to H. W. Osbant Bonded Abstractor and Insurance Agent. North Main Street, Hays, Kansas. asrac r. :sr. e 1! FORD The Universas Car Obey that urge ! Do it now! Get a Ford! It's the one "hunch on which you can't go wrong. More than 325,000 owners will vouch for Ford merit Ford simplicity Ford service ability and Ford economy: Obey that urge! Do it now! Prof- Lewis' family enjoyed the Thank-giving day with friends in K C. We were mistaken In our chicken ar ticle last week. Wes Edwards Bays he was the Janitor and door-keep3r at last year's show. Mr. Dunham of the west Smckey was in town Saturday after his son who has returned from his work in the railroad shops at Goodland. fi W...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 1 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 6 December 1913

StCU Historical Soelaly TT4 1 1 M i Ni ITT) i r rv IdJJd JUL' VOLUME XSXII. $1. A TEAR HAYS, ELLIS COUNTY, KANSAS, DECEMBER 6, 1913, NUMBER 2 n n ivoro V-. - , ' 'rii J'ip lf frtfk 'jv vg Li vLlLj Li LJ u fey TfcGifffits X .v"""'TOPr VJW CITIZENS' STATE BANK Hays City, Kansas I .-iW "4v &u?k "iH' What Interest do you pay? sa We! havean unlimited amount of money'uto (1; loan J,on Ellis and Rush county Farms at Siy I jl Lowest v Rateof Interest. Annuairjer2semi-annualtinterestIp8yiiientfi,S. 5'T iSEIL with privelege tolFayrprincipalT atl anyl time,ESI" KEL Money paid! aslf soon as" papers are signedi'tV'fg $gg Remember, we payl SS, . E3& SSSnfSSff BS. WfaerelolhersrpromiseSS 1 y No extra J.'tM. Schaefer ALEX SCHUELE1. Jr. & COi v LWe ;RpectfullyrS61icit your Business We have an unlimited amount of money to loan at a low ii orserm-annuaiiy. u us money, you QUICK service and no Rev. A. S. Hale has been selected to give eleven lectures this winter and will open tbe course nex...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 2 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 6 December 1913

FREE PRESS HARRY FREESE, Publisher. BATS. - KANSAS. As a rule, the people who start anti kissing clubs do uot need to. A tin shingle Is a fine thing unless you want to spank a boy with it. There are some girls who need a chaperon and some who eat onion. Who cares if a redium trust is be ing formed? Butter is coming down. The new Arctic continent has a green sun. Then, naturally, it Is a verdant land. Bad days are coming for the poor pedestrians. They cannot even keep out of the way of airships. People in Paris take ether because of ennui, although in many other ways Paris is a gay little city. The only thing to prevent the hero of a world series from being elected r resident is that baseball can't spare him. What this country needs, among oth er things. Is some phrase to relieve the wear and tear on "along these lines." A German aviator reports that his machine ran into a shower of meteors. That entitles him to the altitude rec ord, doesn't it? Hardening of the arteries, It Is said,...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 3 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 6 December 1913

MOTHER! LOOK AT CHILOUOHGUE If cross, feverish, constipated, give "California Syrup of Figs" A laxative today saves a sick child tomorrow. Children simply will not take the time from play to empty their bowels, which become clogged up with, waste, liver gets sluggish; stomach sour. Look at the tongue, mother! If coat ed, or your child is listless, cross, fev erish, breath bad, restless, doesn't eat heartily, full of cold or has sore throat or any other children's ailment, give a teaspoonful of "California Syrup . of Figs," then don't worry, because it is perfectly harmless, and in a few hours all this constipation poison, sour bile and fermenting waste will gently move out of the bowels, and you have a well, playful child again. A thor ough "inside cleansing" is oftimes all that is necessary. It should be the first treatment given in any sickness. Beware of counterfeit fig syrups. Ask at the store for'a 50-cent bottle of "California Syrup of Figs," which has full directions for babi...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 4 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 6 December 1913

rtD nn ;OET COURSE, lays, Kansas, December 1st to 20 December 1st- GOVERNOR'S DAY .ay, Dairying Gardening Carpentry Poultry Cooking Blacksmithing Grain Judging Dressmaking, Forage crops Dry Farming. Stock Judging Sewing No Fees for any of the Engineering courceo. n i-i 3 George I . Zeigler J Succesfor ic K. W. Osiiant Bonded Abstractor j and Insurance Agent. North Main Street, Hays, Kansas. j- FORD The Universas Car Obey that urge ! Do it now! Get a Ford! It's' the one" "hunch' cn w hich you can't go wrong-. More th?n 325,000 owners will vouch for'Fcrd merit Ford' simplicity Ford's i ice ability and Ford economy. Obey that urge! Do it now! Five hundred dollars is tie new price" of the; Ford. runabout;" thc'.tcu? ir g. cei ife five fifty; the town car seven fifty sll f. o. b. Detroit; complete with cqtiimert. Get catalog ar.d particulars frcir Jfhn'0'Ltgh lin,; Citizens' State Eark, BAYF.tKemsF, III! fc 7' p jv yip 'ip Do you read tlie -rt. "-is- ..III,.. i FIVE Cents a week brings t...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 1 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 13 December 1913

PTnTTTTTTTl n d n AY i 11 1111 Jl2dO)o) i 1 VI J A VOLUME XXXII. $1. TEAR HAYS. ELLIS COUNTY, KANSAS, DECEMBER 13, 1913, NUMBER 3 nri v 'f vs? Jf-g ft" fr-tpS ?'iki "fr-ipM ram " -"iS-j MCITSZ ENS' STATE BANK J HayCityJf Kansas v'W v s$ 3V fru fr'uF y'itf s' y'ot. What merest Wehavean unlimited amount of moneyto: . Jj IoanJon Ellis and, Rush county Farms at SE2aLowestRateofInterest. CZ) Annual5orsemi-annualSlinteresti?payinent8,! withtprivelege tofpayprincipal atgany time, t ini i rJ & Kememher. Where swa iiSBKwfiOEiextraajiCommission J. M. Schaef er. Loan$andijIiw.Ck.g SCHUELEE, Jr. & CO. londledf Abstractors QMSlFoiEIlis '4 3WeReepectfull$t Solicit your Business ( HAYS KANSAS We have an unlimited amount cf money to loan at a low rate of interest! as can be obtained anwK or semi-annually. Iffitsmoney you want to SAVE it will pay you tosee us before making a loan. QUICK service and no extra expense for any cause whatsoever. PhoneONo--472I Office oyer the First"; National Ban...

Publication Title: Hays Free Press, The
Source: Chronicling America [US Library of Congress]
Country/State of Publication: Kansas, United States
Page 2 [Newspaper Page] — The Hays free press. — 13 December 1913

FREE RESS HARRY FREESE, Publisher. HX.TS. KANSAS. Where there's a will there are a doz en lawyers. The man who Jumps at conclusions very often gets stuck. Getting about time to think of what one's going to swear off. The front porch spoon will change to the kitchen stove squeeze. , Not at any season does anybody grow ecstatic over prunes. At the wedding of the oceans not a voice was heard In protest. A piano phonograph has been in vented. Another terror to flat life. The rest cure was invented for peo ple who get tired out doing nothing. For people who like queer dances the present kind are the right thing. The tango Is a first class winter dance, as it keeps the blood circulating freely. Those Russian explorers who 6aw a green sun can no longer withhold their Identity. An Oregon ben has laid 285 eggs In a year. We assume that she laid off on Sundays. Wooden shoes, which are gaining in popularity, must be fine to throw at a serenading cat. One irrepressible optimist is the man who b...

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