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Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 29 July 1887
Notices. -Messrs Knight Bros, SEEDS.lEN, NURSERYMTEN, & FLORISTS,. SANDHURST. *AVE opened' their branch estab lishment in Shwpparton, noar'tbi 1 Mechanics' Institute, Wyndham-street,- - with aliirg and Tvaried inasortnietpo f Niirserystock specially. selected for this district. FRUIT TREES; - FlUf TREES, -12s per dos., £5 per 1000. Large reduction ; for. refatr &lt;quinttytL,- " (, _i rj 20,000, 20,000, 20,000 to select from. VINES, VINES;"VINES, .yINES VNINES, 50,000, on.d00, 0n.000 two-yEra .1d to sclet from. Special cheap-:rates. ' Our tres -"anrd Vines have proved their I superiority over all others in the district. The highest recommendation. ', Oranges and Lemons, good strong trees; S188s er dozen; £6 10s per 100; £556 per 1000 Speciality-Ornamental trees and shrubs florist flowers very cheap; Send for price list, and other information. lroBuy of the grower and you'll be better served. ILFIRTY AND GOURLAY, PRODUCE SALESMEN t OENERAL COMMIT OIN AGENTS, Rosn'sl B...
FRAGMENTS OF FUN. [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 29 July 1887
FRAGMENTS OF FUN. THI wearing of the green-a game of billiardm. " Two heads are better than one," ob served the hairdresser; ' Nothing beats a good wife." "That's a untruth,' said W. Sykes, Esquire, " coe I do." " You bet I" ejaculated the Yankee. during the argument. " But I never do replied the l?ogishman. Contentment is a good thing until It reaches the point where it sits in the shade and lets the weeds urow. AN ENDcURIN DZAIOay. - Gourmet What is the steak pudding like to-day Waiter : Well, sir, it's been very good all the week, ir. "A Reuter's telegram from Bombay, dated 6th June." read out Miss Ramebottom to her parent "announces that the Monlsoon has burst I' " Well, I call it disgusts', my dear, so far away from his kingdom, too," was the severe comment; " and I've always under. stood as them Japanese was such little eaters I" Sympathetic Friend (to Sensitive Tenor): What's the matter, old man ? C?ld? 8. T.: Yes, beastly sore throat. S. F. : Tut, tt, tot I Been standing in ...
RECITATION. [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 29 July 1887
REO[TATLOt. If the claim of age is allowedto go f a.. thing, recitation can hold up iu heed wiLh the finest of the fins airs, for as far back s the times of Homer we find men who madeit their business to travel about from place to place recising to each audiences as ther could, attract the earliest of the Grecian poetry. As yet the stage was not, and this was the nearest approach to it known in those fs, distant days. Botthe art seems sebseqaestly to have gone out of fashion, as other methods of conveying ideas to an audience came int1 vogue, and it is only, perhaps, in comoa-r tively recent times that it has been revirve and atrained to srything like its old glory an.l even now there are nnly a limited number of men who can eoffioiently inspire shela audience with the subject ol their deliveriesto compensate for the dtaadvartages of attending recitations which foro the sole feature in am entertainment. The men who can do this i. Englmand could he counted almost on the tea flingers,...
CHRISTINE LA BARBE. CHAPTER I. [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 29 July 1887
CHRISTINE LA BARBE. D Br MAnIA L. Jauror. q CHaranT. ' It was one of the early days of May-and a what can we say better than., hea when we P are going in the next moment toset before you a London crowd? The chance freaks of April sunshine and ,showers were over; the -an wasee wrm and glad; the roses were coming; the Maybloom bad come; the London grass wees green and -fresh; and the London trees were green and -fresh, ton. c Ay, truly, May is the time to see London at its bees, and where better can one catch the e: essence of the pleasant graciousness and ful mness of London life than in the Park ? SBt to see what we see, you most shot year eyes a moment and go back tell yeers, fifteen years, nay, many more in trth ; but we do not wish to give the literal year, because w, -do not wish in any way to euggest a personal * exactitude for the beings or the doings of our story. Being so early In May, perhaps the Row was no eso crowded as it wuald be a week or so hence, but it was full enou...
THE GOLDEN HOPE. A ROMANCE OF THE DEEP. 'I dreamt a dream that was not all a dream.' CHAPTER VII.—BAD NEWS. [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 29 July 1887
d THE GOIOLDEN' HOPE. k A OMNEos OF THE DEEP. i' dream adream that wn notall a dream.' ed n By W." CLANr R e.LL, d Itutborct 'A e o Qeens,'e'The Wreck of the Oets. eh uesor,' ' A aealor' westheuat,' Lta n CHAMraVII --BAD Nws.' SThis 'interview with the vicar determined, er Fotecus to say no mre about his dream o:ie .perceived thit it was impossible for ai Ire man to see skin.deep' into another's mind ; that sympathy was only possible where the of provocation was plain, as in physical illness he or in mental sufferings ,xperienced by others; ed and that, therefore such fancies as a painful, r vid,-impressive dream would induce, even emphasised aas.hi had been by a itngultar act of somnambllesm, would win little but ridi. ~k rule save from the clas of intelligence whose ob recognitIon of anything it would be quite im porsible to value. Had the vicar bheen a man is of more than ordinary Judgment, he would at have invited Fortercee to freely talk about the vision and to tell it to other...
LIKE AND UNLIKE. CHAPTER VI—EASY TO LOVE HI[?]. [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 29 July 1887
PLIKE AND 'UNLIKE: ~ ..'BT .M. E. BI aDONoi, + Author of Iady Avdlcy'e tearet,' Eta. CiEAp Vi -Eaer To Lr?Yao raa. . Thbe, Viar rode Don across the marah early 'aezt ,mrning. a .liberty which that sage ? o - animal felI inclired to reeent, so rarely was he taken far afield two dais running. but the ?V w icr, wa too intent upon humanityJunst now I o.ipare horsneteIh. ", Old Dawney had gooe to the market.town with a load of baskets, his exchequer having t.enk to the loweet poinos, dire necetayai fo.ctcgin him to abandon his post as goardian etf.a irl's heart sad honour. ,, Madge, was alone, in the same moody t?oitude-with the some moody countenat'e' which, the Viaeer had oh.erved .yerstrday. . .he took hobut the tlighteet notice of his ientta.e, searr.ly stirred from her plare b)y :the ,wirdew, Sroarrely ceased from her con. tenuplatonn of the maersh, only nlooked at him with a bored expreesion and mattered aeullen *,P, 'ai., I have oot you a plaerr., he alid, gluolving .into the core...
PROGRESSIVE MELBOURNE. WILLIAM TRAIN AND CO. MARBLE, ENAMEL AND STAINED GLASS WORKS [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 29 July 1887
PROGREbbtIVIE M1ELJ WILLIAM TRAIN'AND ' CO.' MnatLL, ENAMEL. 'AND STAINED GLAs WORKS ".,'. - 2 . i » The large and' houdaome' factory and show-rooms of' Messrs. Train" a'n?Co., In Moray street. South Melbourne, .op nposite the premises of .the' Castlemaine Brewery' Company, are most; agreeable evidences of the progress of. the .(lity both in msnnfsature and in the blending' with it of high artistic taste. -:A few years ago almost the only 'manufacture" In marble were consisted of tombstones or mantelpieces Tables,' vaes, fluted and round architectural columns, eto., were all imported. At the: present time all these .rtioles can he maoe,l and, are daily manufactured to such an extent that the local production bids fair, to shut out all fbreign article altogether, excepting in the case of cheap rubbish, made up in' BelgIum; France, and Italy, expressly for exportation to Australia and immediate'salu in the Melbourne and Sydney auction-rooms. Mr. W. Train, who is a shrewd Scotch' man, ...
WHO WAS GROTIUS? [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 5 August 1887
WHO WAS UlO'IBUS? Plankin's little boy, who haesn inquirile mind, had been reading in the morninl papers that a statue of Grotiuo had Just been unveiled at Delft, Holland. nsd he said; Boy: Pa, who wars rotinus Plunkins : irotiue ? I thought everybody knew who ,irotiu wars. I wasn't hall your age before I knew all about Oroitue. What haa your teacher been doing all this time not to tell onu all about one of our greatest men ? Boy : I don't oare I never heard of (rotils before. Who was be? Plunkine : Methinke I see him now, mounted on his warhorse Boy : Oh I he was • a soldier, was he i Plunkins: Who said he was a soldier? Boy : oau said you had seen him mounted on hib warhorse. Plnkine : A man can ride a war. bores without being a soldier, can't he? Boy : Well, what did ha do? Plunkins : What did he do ? He waited years and years I for the oubliuto talaee a statuae to his memory, I Just as many other distinguished men are doing. In hib last great oration- Boy : Then he wu an orator,...
STARTING A JIBBER. [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 5 August 1887
STAR'LTLNG A JIBBER. A jibbing or balky horse stopped short in Princes street, right in front of our window, the other day, and a great crowd of inate. I rested spectators gathered around. The old horse showed a lively interest in the name. room suggestions made to produce locomotion again. These are some of the chunkl of -?sdnm lelt luing around loose :-" Torn him about ;" "'Pot pepper in his month ; 1Twias hill ears " " Twist his tail ;"" Back the trap on to him ;" " Psh him aslong ;" 0 Back him ;" "Poll his tongue ;' " Light a fire under him ;" " Kick his knees ; ." Hold up one foot till he gete tired *" "Throw him down" '" Let him rtaad " "Jerk the reins ;" " Keep he reins still ;" ' Lick him ;"" Lick him some more " "Tie a rope around his rail;" "Shut od his wind ; Pinch his noes ;" "Give him some oats ;" "Coax him ;' " Hitch another bone in front of him." The horse's brain got confused, so he walked slowly on that he might get to his rhl. .?A ,hlnk.
A SMOKER'S CONSOLATION. [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 5 August 1887
A SMOKE'R'S CON.OLATION. Ye.s, it is a terrible bondage. It Ie a slavery. Yes, I inbhale the smote, and then blow it out again. Xt is very sily, is it not? I do the same tbig with may breath. Away with this uasrees breath. Some breathe are much pleasanter far, far away. Why do I smoke cigarsem? Because 1 am thhbigger, and. therefore, the cig r cannot help itself. It is an eoonomical habit ; the smoke of the cigar keeps the moths ou of my heir. Then I nsa tobacco to treerve human life. Scienae telal me that three drops of the oil of tohbacco plaoed upon the tongue of a rattlesnake or a tog will kill either or both of them in a minite. I tremble r o think bow many times I walked in the very ehadowof death before I began to carry a plug of tobacco around with me. Now, when I meet a mad dog, I am oscore. He may bite me. but I will kill him. The cannibal who eats me will dream that he got hold of the wrong prescription.
IT ISN'T CATCHING. [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 5 August 1887
IT ISN'T CA LICUING. A Phbiladelphia ochool teacher aw a doctor call at ihe houoe of a pupil, and, cbeylIng ?chool rIle requoiri. t U phl etuias' certifiHots in case there is slcknese inThe family, "eu tshe child home for the crtifcate She returned and aid, " Pleas., ma'am, but it' a little boy baby--and th doctor says it LIn't catching r'
WIT[?] AND HUMOUR. AFF WI' YR [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 5 August 1887
WIT AND HUMOUR. AV? Wr' YL It war New Year time, and Jock had met aMI, anold n-lubbut. and iulleOd him n lo t.a his ooe to get hi Newd Yea, rmrklng: Men, Tam, i'va gotm l nooabit 1'd ga Sthe hbair o' my hbid so be inle ain. We're aye qoarrellin'. but here's the hoare; in y con'. Jook : Here wifel, thi i. an uld neehOer o' minel; bring oot the keb. buck. Wife: It's owre at my mither'.. Jmck : Weel, we.l, bring o0. Ibbe bn. Wile: Ie'l at mam iter's, too. Jock : Odurl+ake, we'll jist need to be pleased wI' the. brae iteel'; bring oot the bottle. Wife: It'. at ma ml- Jock : Did ever ye ee thelike, Trm ? Here., my ,romu. if ye can lears' the pleasures o' tbis world at yet rmither'e, it'8 bus riehl she shod share the miseries too Aff wi' ye.
THE HOUSEHOLD. [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 5 August 1887
THE HOUSEHOLD. Pocx COaL.-One pound of salt pork ohoppedflne, one pint of boiling water, two ours of sugar, one cup of molasses, two tea spoonfuls of baking powder, spice to taste, one-half cop each of oltron, currants, and raising shopped fine. OLD O cssE AND DuCos,-Mature geese and ducks are considered delicaoies when properly cooked. They should be fat and firm of flesh, the excess of oil and inflexi. billiy of fibre being made aooeptable by oooking. These old birds must first be boiled a long time, and then roasted. the boiling not only bursts the fatty capsules and releases the oil, but improves the flavour and makes them more acceptable to most tastes than goslings and ducklings. To boil a goose or duck, roll It in several layers of cloth, tie carefully with cords, and drop into boiling water. Let it simmer, at least two hours. It should never boil violently. When cold, unroll it, season inside and out with salt and pepper, and stuff it as usual. Rub soft butter over it, dredg...
PROSPECT OF A FLOOD. [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 5 August 1887
PROSPECT OF A FLOOD. The heavy rains Duting Saturday and Sunday has been the "cause 'of further irundating the low-lying land throughout the district, more than half the land is under water. On the Rush. worth road near the Chinese garden, the flood water is running over the road 18in. deep, and going, on the cemetery toad towards Mr. O'Shannaesdy'a the toads are covered.' Opposite Mr. O'Shannassoy's new hotel to the rail way gates it is a perfect sea. More than half the distance from Tatura to Kyabram is almost impassable. The Gonlburn at. Toolamba is bank high, and all the low.lying land for miles is under water, and great fears are enter tainei that when the snow water comes -lown that great damage will be done. At Murchison the river is now 291t. pin. above the summer .levelj and on Monday had risen' 2ft:; and in many cases mtock had to be,: swam off the islands. As it is usually the case, the traffic beLteen Mooroopna and Sheppartoh has been stopped throrigh the flooded stat%' ...
A "Dally Telegraph" Shark Story. [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 5 August 1887
A ? Daily Telegraph " Shark Story. The Paris corrospondent of the " Daily Telegraph" tells at ti ,es wonderful tales. A shark story, which is published in one of his letters, may fairly be expoectod to carry oft the palm for some time to come. A diver named Quintree, he writes, had a remark able fight with a formidable fish called the boultous or bondrn, a kind of shark which infests the Breton coast at Donar nene. the other day. The diver, an old salt. descended, in a diving apparatus, oll the Donarnenez pier for the purpose of laying foundation of an addition to that structure. While he was n" the bottom of the sea, the men who were working the air.pump in the pontoon boat above were suddenly fright' ened by feeliug the alarm signal. They instantly pulled up, and' brought a large houltous, nearly eight feet long. to the surface. The marine monster's head formed three . quarters of his length, and his nnder.Jvws were of Immense size. Shortly afterwards Quintree came up, his hand on...
THE LADIES' COLUMN FASHION ITEMS. [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 5 August 1887
THE LADIES' COLU"MN. Br Vrva. rAPHIO- ITEMS. Tashion Is beooming ratlonal in the matter of tournures. The ridiculous tour toree, enormously protruding, which vexed ariously ionclined spirits for the last few eae, are now almost forgotten. They have been transformed into a modest uashion, ecarcely apparent, which offers a support.to the skirt, marking the bend of the wList. Tonrnuree being less voluminoun is the upper part, skirts have more suapport in the lower. A steel circle is let in a few inches from the edge of the skirt. This ic far more graceful than having a great balloon just under the waist, and loose, limp skirts sellapesig in the lower part. Shobs and boots with stilt-like heels have long been exchanged for rational obhnesares with low, sq areheele. and the absurd peaI by which they terminated hurt so many pretty feet that it has been found quite neressary to change it for a rational shape, neither square nor pointed, hut something between the two, whiho looks graceful w...
Love that is Wrought in Gold. [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 5 August 1887
Love that is Wrought in Gold. Therta's muano In jinglo e' cevnr balls,' l.,d tho belle nf rteel Iaushb oold. Ard the hrlsee'b-ll a I.,.tole tWll In the ohureh tower ree nlnd old. But above them all to tho bsveo, swells The toegoe of tlhe bell of told And a wnomn's lips are eipe' ad sweet, es they Isefly nd tenderly pitt. And h bavo mtn'n venll mooe holy beot, Ash-r klo his pulse start; But w setek I"' val for the tellow heat Of the gold In a woman's ear . Ad laoves come and lover go. To I'ald.au, lend mlateeea, sod alfo. A.liI ltb .ol?er "ye..t'd 11thet w ttniesht 0 o'eo 5. Oh. II-, ye ccci fPn.~ e yo.l!o : -uot th- tvro g.?ea '-.or ll vlonly flow Ihrotlh the tangled skein of Ili ? h, nne. Yet the tory true of all le the story tht'S ~over hdd. Foe the lavo we speak l l efloe emal, e shr esmll Is ervtennld. 7hlle eeemstle?o fted neath the buhlalp it the love that Is wronght tn gold - Le?xnl IlonoAnsor. The Bomboy "flozeto" eminoye iziteen Anglo.lldlon girls s compoasltors, and a woma...
The Mad Marquis. (CHRISTIAN UNION.) [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 5 August 1887
The Mad Margqul. (OHRISTIAN UNXON.) Once when in London he was returning home at night in a cab, and when he came to pay for his drive he imagined that the cabby overcharged him. Now, this has sometimes happened to mortals not born to be marquises, and they have by angry expos; tulation done what they. could to modify such unreasonable demands. So common place a proceeding, however, was all too tame for the fiery spirit and humorouse fancy of Lord Sandford. Raemembering that he was for the moment the guest of his uncle, the Right Reverend Archbishop of Ar. magh, Primate of Ireland. he exclaimed, " Wait a minute, you scoundrel ; I'll soon settle you. I11 send out the Primate to you I". And swiftly his lordship vanished through the hall door. There upon the rack hung the arehbiahop's right reverend shovel hat, and there, too, was his asbleohued and most clerical coat. In a moment, the marquis had invested himself with these solema episcopal garments, and then he sallied forth to confr...
Advertising [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 5 August 1887
' Having on ive.at otoa.lone uted your. "oub i Balm a Llquorloe, I oonlld.er my duty Io give my tes~lmonyto its woadotful efnleaty or ouahe sab rol.ts With the BUlm of Llquorloeln the house now of te fear the effect of a cold or Ovugh. For or?upi a children I mover knew it fl." J. O. Learp Boaolm iBrghton DLNi.rLI OotR.DI aL B*LM OI LIQUORICE II. U. e. S , e, Cd. per bottly, Of a ,hemists.-[Aarv
The Secret of the Emperor Joseph's Popularity. [Newspaper Article] — Kyabram Union — 5 August 1887
Theo Scret or the Emperor Joseorep Popularity. A Vienna correspondent of "The Timer," giving an account of an interview which a committee of English residents in Vienna had the other day with the Emperor on the subject of aetahlilhiog a Gnveneeosca' Home, sayse : Incldentally. the Ecglishmen who attended the audience at the psioe obtained en iosight anto the methods by which the Emperor ot Austria retains such a strong hold over the affections and loyalty of his subjeats. The ante-chamber of the audience room was crowded with generals and noblemen who had come to thank His Majelsy for promotions or decorao tiono; but mingling with these were author., ,.r.. , pilufcs.ure, wedocs and orphans seeking pensions, and a number of very poor men and women who had petittnos to present. There are tow countries in which persons of this lnst eategory would ever get a chance hf seeing their Sovereigon ; but in this empire anybody who has anything reasonable 0., a.k of the Emp.ror is sure of an au...